So a horse walks into a bar. Bar tender says, "It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. any sudden movements and you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them, so... you should probably leave
@aDemidovable11 it's called an anti-joke. It's where you take a popular joke where everyone already knows the punchline and you replace it with something either ridiculous, or something factual. Reggie Watts decided to go the factual way hahaha
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So a horse walks into a bar. Bar tender says, "It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. any sudden movements and you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them, so... you should probably leave.
So glad he didn't say 'Why the long face'
Wezly 1 week ago
@aDemidovable Sweater and accent
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So a horse walks into a bar. Bar tender says, "It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. any sudden movements and you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them, so... you should probably leave
mastercollin22 1 month ago
this guy droppin fuckin facts!
SPACEoSup 1 month ago
Could someone please explain to me why this is funny? I just don't get it.
aDemidovable11 1 month ago
@aDemidovable11 it's called an anti-joke. It's where you take a popular joke where everyone already knows the punchline and you replace it with something either ridiculous, or something factual. Reggie Watts decided to go the factual way hahaha
cgbish13 3 weeks ago
LMFAO!
FuckThemPigeons 1 month ago
@FuckThemPigeons no hes not in that group
Tkessify 1 week ago
@Tkessify
Touché! ;)
FuckThemPigeons 1 week ago
11 horses are jealous of ppl that goes to bars.
really how can someone dislike this ??
migueldesousa 2 months ago
So a panther walks into a gazebo
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If you are thinking of having an abortion this is a must see.
I watched this movie called 180 movie it was very good if you are pro-life or pro-choice, watch this award winning documentary and see where you stand at the end. At least watch the trailer and see if you are interested.
Look up 180 movie on youtube or 180movie.com
standingontruth1 3 months ago in playlist Comedy - Stand up/talk shows
So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal cancer."
slapshot37GNR 3 months ago 8
The horse didn't understand human speech, so it just took a big shit on the floor.
pr0kris 3 months ago 11
i dont find this funny... :s
mallerySON40 3 months ago
He looks like Afa Anoa'i, circa 1980.
DaveInOCNJ 3 months ago
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I lol'd
krisroadruck 3 months ago
I DONT GET IT
sarteron 4 months ago
And then the bartender says to the horse as he's leaving....Why the long face?
bikerboy6660 4 months ago
I don't know how many times I've watched this, but I laugh my ass of every time.
marinbah87 5 months ago
LOVE THIS GUY!!!!
guitarrlovah 5 months ago
---^^--
GhettoK99 5 months ago
ha good New Yorker voice
AblonPahdellaJaherst 5 months ago
@FAWNFELTON2724 yeah? shove it up your ugly ass.
AblonPahdellaJaherst 5 months ago
Lmfao
happyfeet1994 5 months ago
I was like this:
... ok, pretty funny... Yeah, I should send this to somebody.. It's good.. Fucking good.. Great...!.... Amazing...! HOW DOES HE INVENT THIS?? **
MrLookky 5 months ago
LMAO.. i thought he was gonna say why the long face that was hillarious
happyfeet1994 5 months ago
That would be an example of deconstructionism.
SamSchreiber12 6 months ago 2
...You should probably leave.
yendb 6 months ago 2
Oh shit, he really has more to do with ponies then I thought...
Skimaskkass 7 months ago 6
Anti-jokes are the only funny jokes :p
mange87 7 months ago
anti joke reggie
akatsukimaster666 7 months ago
that was shit period.
Sylvanas17 7 months ago
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@Sylvanas17 Can you back up this claim?
WilliamTelevision 7 months ago
@Sylvanas17 A shit combined with a period? Do you realize what madness you have brought forth on to the internet? This will change the world...
Skimaskkass 6 months ago
I'm glad that Conan really loves anti-comics like Watts and MacDonald, such great and refreshing comedy
LeComaAnim 8 months ago 6
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welovetubeyou 8 months ago
I don't know why you're here
Brutalmouse1 9 months ago 4
Oh come on, you KNOW him saying "A panther walks into a gazebo..." needs to be at the end.
parthath 9 months ago
Is it just me or did those laughs seem like they were coming off a track?
manikd52 9 months ago 2
wtf???
EMello86 9 months ago
heese aren't ergonomically compatible with our designs
danbrown4life 9 months ago
Classic anti-joke
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FatReleaseSystem 10 months ago
LOL
SPACEoSup 11 months ago
it's all about being subtle
gigikun1 11 months ago
5 views of this video were horses
WingdPuma 11 months ago 2
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So a horse walks into a bar. Bar tender says, "It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. any sudden movements and you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them, so... you should probably leave.
PhreeEarl 11 months ago
@PhreeEarl that's a great joke, reminds me of one I heard pretty recently.
sharktamer 11 months ago
@PhreeEarl what the fuck are you doing? faggot.
ir0ckfartz 11 months ago 2
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@ir0ckfartz what the fuck are you doing? faggot.
elpoptart 10 months ago
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@elpoptart what the fuck are you doing? faggot.
codyisnice 7 months ago
@elpoptart what the fuck are YOU doing, faggot? you sound like a little bitch.
yockinnottou 5 months ago
awesome!
alkmoan02 11 months ago
Thank you Reggie, for making me laugh and teaching me the word 'ergonomically.'
EYVC1 1 year ago
"A panther walks into a gazebo.."
ChartGraph 1 year ago
comic gold!
ShawnZaflo 1 year ago
this is freakin' hilarious
deanna4270 1 year ago
My echolocation app has detected a big fish entering the stream of consciousness..
MIKETV373 1 year ago 5
This guy!
MeatLoafEnchilada 1 year ago 187
You should upload his entire performance! That was a great joke though, kudos for uploading.
hellothorns 1 year ago 69
@hellothorns /watch?v=TC0aqq2Bn8k&feature=related
8urmum2 9 months ago