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  • How did he never mention once that Felix sounded like a bad imitation of Mickey Mouse? In fact, it sounded exactly like his imitation of Casper!

  • At least there wasn't a video game. AVGN dodged that bullet.

  • MOVIE...

    1/3 of the triforce doesn't make you good.

    GTFO With your Truth and Love. I'll keep my wisdom though, because if i find power and courage, I'll SMITE YOUR ASS TO HELL.

  • wHY DOSE FELIX LOOK LIKE HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN A SONIC GAME

  • "Its like if Dr. Suess really hated children"

    Fucking...perfect

  • THIS GOT 6.0 ON IMDB!!!!!!

  • Truth? Love? Wisdom? I didn't know the book was so cleverly disguised as the Holy Bible!

  • @KissMeImPunk It is actually the bible, but it is a partially censored name for a bible, due to Subliminal Messaging,

    It does actually almost feel like something like CD-i, but not really

  • 3:23

    Hey look!

    its those fire-things from labyrinth's stoner vampiric cousins!

  • @StupidWizardFilms My last name is Tourettes, I don't have tourettes you Assfuck.

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  • 4:20 What, no TF2 reference?

  • ok... i am a complete psychotic lunatic BUT THIS SHIT MAKES ME WANT TO GATHER A WHOLE GROUP OF NUNS AND SPRAY GOAT BLOOD ON THEM... i need a vacation away from the internet. i hear the shivering isles are nice this time of year

  • 5:30

    I guess you could say that the machine

    *puts on sunglasses*

    hit the books.

    YEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!

  • Really, he hates this movie more than Batman & Robin? W.O.W.

  • @ADour1996 more than Garbage Pail Kids?

  • What's the exchange rate for wrenches to U.S. Dollars? 1:37.

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  • "WHY WOULD HE PAY WITH WRENCHES?!?!?!?!?

    'S called haggling!

  • actually "sarah" means "princess" in some language (i think Hebrew) so technically she was already called princess if sarah really was her real name

  • Still so stupid, think my IQ dropped in everyone who ever thought of this

  • To anyone who watched the whole thing...

    How has no one made a video connecting this movie, or at least this review, to Team Fortress 2? yes the joke is overdone but still this one actually makes sense to apply!

  • @tails230 you mean Book of Koredai

  • 0:03 Anybody else hear that noise?

  • @tourettesfan1000 You didn't hear that tapping?

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  • @StupidWizardFilms Not really.

  • @tourettesfan1000 But the volume at MAX and then you'll here it

  • @StupidWizardFilms I STILL can't hear anything but her voice.

  • If you pause at around 3:30 you see that the princess has blood on her shoulder. When the f*ck did she get hit?! All that thing did was scream!! THIS MOVIE MAKES NO SENSE!!!!!!! >_<

  • If I was transported to this weird ass phelix the cat reality I'd have soooooooo much motive to become a supervillain. lol

  • Felix: "Are you okay princess?"

    Princess: "Yes I think so, my neck always gushes blood like this".

  • "RANDOM ZONE" is a perfect theme to this movie! I want a full version of that so badly!

    Also, I'm quite surprised that he refrained from making a reference to Link: The Faces of Evil at 5:27.

  • This movie is awful, but you can't deny it would make a fun video game.

  • 1:45 OH GOD SUDDEN HIGH PITCH NOISE!!! MY EARS!!! HELP!!!! HELP!!!!

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  • 3:35

    Ummm, Critic...I do believe she's bleeding

  • I wonder what was worse to him, star wars christmas or felix the cat. hmmmm. lets ask him

  • This whole movie is so 80s.

  • When the hats came out of the bag, I was really expecting a Team Fortress 2 joke.

  • 6:14

  • Why does Felix the Cat sound like a really bad Mickey Mouse impersonator? Is this yet ANOTHER case of animated in-breeding, with the mouse borrowing elements from the cat to then have the cat rip off the mouse? Except no Mickey Mouse cartoon has ever been this bad, annoying, obnoxious, confusing, noisy, cliched, or nonsensical!

  • Several things I noticed...

    1:10 : The same rule applies to Princess Celestia in MLP: FIM

    4:17 : Replace the word "Felix" with "Gabe Newell" and you have TF2.

    Anyone else feel that?

  • @RkasMaruvee Actually, Lauren Faust said that Celestia IS a queen, but she's called "princess" because young girls are more familiar with princesses than queens.

  • @100Arceuslover Like in Captain N?

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  • @StupidWizardFilms I've never seen Captain N, so I'm not sure.

  • @100Arceuslover Critic reviewed it so you don't have to

  • Did anyone else notice the blood on her shoulder at 7:40?

  • It's like Sonic 06 met Zelda CD-i and simply added Felix to all of this.

  • @SnivySolid Forgot The adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog,and maybe Super Mario bros. the movie.

  • @SnivySolid Hey you're right.

    Sonic = Felix

    Book of Magic = Gamalon Book

    Princess Oriana = That.. um..girl who kissed a animal/corpse.

  • @SnivySolid It even ends like zelda cd-i. NO NOT INTO THE BOOK! IT BURNS!

  • what kind of movie is this. the whole movie is not even at all about felix the cat. there was nothing about robets and princess in the cartoon. the people in this seriously took a universal shit on an old classic.

  • Just started to watch this guy and already love him!!! Sooooo funny!

  • I remember i watched that movie at one time. I had to whatch the Final Fantasy VII Advent Children Movie and watch Deragonball to erase that out of my memory.

  • this review makes me wonder why this film wasn't Rifftrax'd by the MST3K guys.

  • @TheDarkNeonHero do they do animated movies?

  • @LordManda2 no. there was an Animated TV show that was based and following after the Godzilla 98 flick. it was really cool and did Godzilla justice...and it's Matthew Broderick free.

  • 6:48 Coming from the critic that's saying a LOT.

  • I meant 3:28

  • 3:38 is she bleeding?!?

  • I'm surprised he didn't mention the part with the dragon.

  • wow, it does suck! Felix the Cat was a really good series and they ruined it with this crud? Seriously?

  • I use to love this movie when I was a kid...it was my favorite. And by kid I mean below 10 lol.

  • queen it up bitch!!!

  • 6:18 OH FUCK YOU YOU DECAPITATED MACY'S DAY BALLOON! YOU ARE SHIT ON A DICK!

  • @NodDisciple1 i know rite? the only difference is that in faces of evil ganon is imprisoned in the book while in the movie the machine n its army blow up but either way the cd-i moment should've been in there

  • Someone tell the Nostalgia Critic that the movie was based on the 60's cartoons. It'll make a lot more sense for him.

  • @BokanProductions I doubt it'll help ease his pain. It's like asking him to ease off Godzilla american movie cause it gave way to a badass animated series.

  • 4:18 fighting evil with hats? does Felix work for Valve?

  • 5:28 "NOU, NOT INTO THE PIT, IT BUUUUUUUURRRNSSSS" Ganon C-DI Zelda Game, still suck

  • @TheJcdx They will always suck.

  • You what me to find the good 60"s version to make you feel better?

  • PLEASE, GOD, GIVE ME BACK MY 25 MINUTES OF LIFE. I CAN"T STAND THOSE SHITTY MEMORIES OF THIS FUCKING MOVIE

  • Goblin creatures, things which can detach their heads, I'm surprised you didn't make a Labyrinth Reference.

  • So what's worse for you, NC? This or Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog? At least Felix kinda looks like a Sonic character.

  • @RICKROLLBLENDER what's the difference?

  • 3:23 watch out! its a be headed victini from pokemon

  • One of the worst movies he's ever done!!!!! O.O Omigosh!!!!

  • WHY WOULD HE PAY WITH WRENCHES????!!!!

  • I love the Nostalgia Critic, and this was a hilarious review.

    And this is a TERRIBLE movie. Glad it's getting roasted.

    However, the critic seems to have not done his research:

    Felix never had the magic bag in his silent era, this movie is actually based on the 1950's Felix series, the professors aren't COMPLETELY random, and the cartoons were NEVER MEANT to make sense.

    I can tell the only reason he did this was because a lot of people badgered him about it, and because it's easy to review.

  • I watched this piece of shit movie when I was 7 and I hated it!

  • Does anyone else wonder why the doctor and kid were wearing monster masks and then just take them off to talk to the ticket monster?

  • The WHY WOULD HE PAY WITH WRENCHES?!?! part gets me every time.

  • 3:28 Can you not see the blood from her shoulder?

  • You're kidding right? Hats are the answer to ALL of the world's problems.

  • Thats a good way to put it, if Dr. Seuss was out to scar children.

  • I agree that's guy doesn't look disfigured at all, WTF?!!

  • watch it on acid

  • is it just me or is the theme song for this even MORE anoying than DUCK TALES!!! and it get's suck in my head just as badly AH

  • @girlbubble7991 even worse then the theme to Doug

  • I don't get how that hat moment has to do anything with TF2...

  • I want a full version of the RANDOM ZONE song........

  • Did anyone else notice the blood on her shoulder at 3:27.

  • 2:05 - 2:14 Sums up my view on MLP: FiM.

  • RANDOM ZONE song was sweet

  • all this madness makes me wish for a nuclear winter.......

    NUCLEAR WINTER! The replacment off arrow to the knee!

    (copyright combine345)

  • I now know why I remember VERY LITTLE of this movie. It made so little sense, even a child's mind failed to register much of it. That's how bad it is!? OMG, WHAT HAVE I BEEN WATCHING AS A KID!???? (suicides)

  • Despite looking like Mysterio, the Duke of Zill would look badass, if he didn't have those bows tied around his arms.

  • Anyone notice that Felix sounds like Casper? TIMING!

  • is it just me or does flex sound a little too much mickey? granted i know a lot of 20's characters have high pitch voice but it just scarring

  • Okay. Let's review. I watched Twilight and hated it. Moulin Rouge made Twilight look great. The room made moulin rouge look great! AND FELIX THE FUCKING CAT MADE THE ROOM LOOK LIKE A FUCKING MASTERPIECE!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!­!!! Help me!!! I'm dying!!!!

  • @puregenius7112 Eh, I personally think Felix and The Room are about equal. I can't get over Tommys' acting, it's just unacceptable in every way, shape, and form and this movie is just... horribly made.

  • @Jman92854 The reason i put the room before this, is that the room has character development onMICROSCOPIC levels... I hate that movie, but I hate this worse...

  • @puregenius7112 Understandable.

  • @puregenius7112 HAHAHA! What a story, puregenius7112! :D

  • @puregenius7112:

    *silence* So, how's your sex life?

  • @menslady125 Expensive

  • @puregenius7112 I also realized that! Like the NC reacted much worse to this movie than the way he did with The Room (though is considered, the worst movie ever made). The real question to the NC: is it posible that Felix The Cat es even worse than The Room?

  • 5:29 NOT INTO THE PIT! IT BUUURRNNS!!!

  • This movie is like the acting in Pornos. COMPLETELY USELESS.

  • i fear for my country

    well maybe you should have kept your army you dumb whore, you might be fighting while grabbing that book >:[

  • @RoosterGirlTZ this is the same guy that bashed the first mortal kombat movie fuck his opinion

  • does this guy always over analyze movies like this ?

  • @smoketunes Dude, I saw this movie before the review. Just horrible. But, then again, I do disagree with some of his opinions, for example, I actually liked "The Grinch" and Matthew Broderick is a more-than-good actor, even though NC doesn't think so. You don't have to agree with him, but he'll still be funny. You don't thinks so, go back to 4chan. Oh, and Mortal Kombat was pretty bad.

  • nostalgia critic reminds me of the video game nerd except hes not funny

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  • Wow! Foreign film translations have better lip sync than this!

  • The animation is terrible, plot lousy...songs lousy....1 star out of 5. It is pretty easy to see why it is a big fail..

  • @RoosterGirlTZ Not gonna say anything, but hell you are high.

  • @qan2211 Dude, you're mean. Just respect other people's opinions.

  • @TGWTGCensored I'm not trying to mean. When you are on drug you are high, when you have a seizure you are high. My comment is supposed to be comedic not mean spirit.

  • @qan2211 So you were just joking?

  • 3:27 SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GIVING BIRTH TO A BAD SEQUEL- FELIX THE CAT 2 GETS HIGH WITH HIS MAW!

  • What part of 'Captain N' was used in this review?

  • And one would think Yellow Submarine was weird!

  • 5:32 "NO, NOT INTO THE PIT. IT BURRRRRRNS

  • @scott8558 Yeah, no idea why the Critic didn't use that joke. X(

  • i must get 'the random zone' on my ipod

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  • 1 person paid with wrenches. 

  • It's the Critic's high pitched voice at its finest.

  • 4:48 Hey, I didn't know this was the Crystal Maze!

  • The 60's cartoon was better than this.

  • this review is to funny

  • What's not to get? Hats make the fucking world go 'round.

  • @hunkules90 I'd generally agree. I like the Critic, but some (debateably most) people do have a tendency to mindlessly agree with him, regardless he really has a valid point or not...

  • any person who had anything to do with this movie deserves to die and burn in hell for all eternity

  • He should do a review of "Elf Bowling: The Movie"! I swear, he will be HOWLING in pain from that miserable train-wreck of a cg film! Or anything by Vídeo Brinquedo!

  • 6:09

    I find myself doing that a lot xD

  • @reiz20 Righty-o!

  • I'd never thought I'd say this but.....this piece of shit actually makes Twisted Tales of Felix the Cat make sense!!!!!!

  • The NC takes animated kid's movies waaaaay too seriously. I agree that it's bad, however.

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  • 5:28 Final battle of the C-DI zelda games.

  • Hey, Im just gonna say that this theme was from "Top Gun" and it does look like...

    'RANDOM ZONE!"

  • Hehe, pause it at 1 second in. The princess looks totally stoned.

    "Dude, that cat looks like it's talking to me"

  • Well excuuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess!

  • I went through the Random zone!

    GONNA TAKE YOU RIGHT INTO THE RANDOM ZOOOOOOOOOOOONE!

  • Wrenches or any object might be of value in this world. I mean, it's a fantasy world, it doesn't have to be realistic. But then again, how would the scientists know that they had to do that. Any there is such a thing as explanation.

  • Y'know this film really doesn't do Felix justice. I think he could have been an incredible character if he was given memorable characters, a plot that actually makes sense, and a bit more elaboration on that magic bag.

  • you know, i think it ewould be awesome to see nc review scooby-doo, in fact im surprised he hasnnt yet, i mean when you think of a nostalgic cartoon do you think of this or scooby-doo?

  • 5:27 Wasn't that how Link defeated Ganon in that crappy cd-i game?

  • @Spanishdog17 Yeah. He did.

  • 4:20 It's the Team Fortress 2 community!

  • @Spanishdog17 Somehow, I knew that there would be a hat-related pun about tf2 in the comments.

  • @Spanishdog17

    /watch?v=y82nxe1F29Y&feature=c­hannel_video_title

  • @Mongomediaify I guess I'm not the only one!

  • Oh my God, I just realized: just like Oriana here prefers to be called 'Princess' even with no King or Queen around, why is it that Sheogorath himself wouldn't be called 'The King of Madness'?

  • Is it just me or does Felix's laugh sound like an early Mickey laugh

  • at the ndof his movie i was shaking and my teeth were chattering....

  • Mysterio is attacking your kingdom, but instead of getting Spiderman, you get Felix the cat.

  • @hunkules90 Truth? More like an opinion.

  • @hunkules90 Don't you remember? You also wrote that same comment in part 1 of this review.

  • Is it just me or does Felix's laugh at 7:31 sound sort of evil?

  • @hunkules90 did you just seriously wrote that comment twice?

  • I thought he would compare the uncles defeat to the CD-I Ganon's defeat!

  • Hey what's the name of that movie with the talking dolphin?