"The The Impotence of Proofreading," by TAYLOR MALI

[KatyaS69]

Heeeee! As an editor, this sort of thing is gold when I'm trying to explain to people why they need my help :-)

[CoolWierdKid]

Full Sail sent me here and this guy is great.

[ThePeterSkeeter]

Great vid.. Kicking back wearing my sizetrac device curing my impotence and making my dick huge at the same time. I have gained 2 inches! google it.. sizetrac.com

[snowma9eddon]

@ThePeterSkeeter huh?

[PopTartProductions1]

English torturer...so that means that you've met Moffat and Gatiss then!

[AuntieCarlaJo]

I'm imspired to profreding... :9)

[TLHM4ever]

My sophomore English teacher sent me here. AWESOME.

[Boydogblues]

@TLHM4ever same



[punroxy2012]

awkward one man standing ovation

[g0elephant]

@punroxy2012

he tries to play it off by giving him the fist bump

[punroxy2012]

@g0elephant ik haha it's so funny xp well, i mean the whole thing was funny but still xp it's just one of those awkward moments xp

[JunkGecko]

So funny

[colourfulwithaU]

I used to be one of those manly students, and I also used to be quite the bed spiller. Good thing I eventually learned about the impotence of proofreading and got into a good colleague.

[TDP788]

this is so funky and cleaver! amazon!

[MelloPhunkV3]

byfar the funniest poem you have ever ritten :)

[suns61]

hahaha sooo cuteee

[colj001]

skyrim forusm. anyone else?

[AbsoltheLoner]

Wart a greyt vivio. I whood furevr whaitch dis dis.

[afnankhokhar]

When he said that there is no "prostitute" for proof reading. What word is that meant to be?

[DeboraFiuza]

@afnankhokhar Substitute

[DeboraFiuza]

@afnankhokhar I have a few doubts myself. What does he mean when he says, "I know this makes me sound like a stereo," and "If you have problems with Tori Spelling" and "Junior Mint"?

[deadstillcurious]

@DeboraFiuza Stereo is meant to be stereotype, I think.

[kmhunt1]

@afnankhokhar substitute



[ProteusQ71]

@afnankhokhar Substitute

[Jaizo78]

yup FSUO section 13

ENC 1101

[frazierst]

Sweeeet * S/O to Full Sail **

[LilRocca1]

"There is no Prostitute for proofreading your own work".... This was funny, #Salute to my English teacher.... Full Sail Rules!!!! lmfao....

[gScal]

Very funny!

[mskool79]

This was so clever

[indapreet23]

My English professor sent me here.

[markp150]

Funny!



[dsf429]

Who doesn't want to get into a good colleague?

[s12390]

Someone wrote their paper on an Iphone.

[combo153]

For some reason girls laughed the hardest in my class over this video :D

[KT8D]

My college professor sent me here. [:

[Belikeacrow]

Clit. Clit. Clit.

[monkeypeople101]

Do yourself a flavor.

[monkeypeople101]

A D or a D Equals

[sigridmac09]

Too funny, esp about his former torturers and wanting to get into a good colleague. Hahaha!

[sigridmac09]

This is hilarious. I'm an editor and I'm going to share this with all my friends. What a riot. Particularly loved line about how he wanted to get into a good colleague. Haha!

[ahomestuck]

my teacher sent us here

[violante1031]

saw him last night. I love you, Taylor Mali!!

[emergencystopping]

this guy's voice sounds a lot like Frank Welker.

[JKennethWilliams]

I think I read that paper on the Sale of Two Titties...

[NyxesRealms]

@JKennethWilliams Yes, it was in Dolly Parton's memoir. XD

[dataino]

i loved the tail of da to tities.........LOL

[CleverDjembe]

I has ever watching nonthing sow grate and funi!

[OverseerThe]

i harsh problems in my spellog when in engoulash clash

[vtanzi2424]

My english teacher showed this to us in class, I was cracking up the whole time!

[TheRainstorm97]

COLLEAGUE.

[christiJK]

hahaha this made my day. i was looking for examples of preformers of poetry for my presentation... i think i found what i was looking for.

[dashndan]

@christiJK would that be 'performers'?? In keeping with proofreading, and all... :P

[christiJK]

@dashndan um okay.. thanks i guess..

[BlockisticStudios]

I love how it graduation became mourn and mourn sexually obscene as time wet on.

[19nonnahs93]

This almost makes me want to never proof read anything again.

[TazDevil50]

I am one with bad spelling and I hate spelling Nazi! but that was funny

[Shivierie]

Billy Collins laughter makes me happy :)

[The23karenv]

59 people could not understand Mr. Malis "use' of the english language!! They were english tortured!!

[Homopsycho1]

My teacher gave me this link. lol. This is awesome. :D

[bandgeek1575]

spank you (:

[MaxJrBeats]

full sail sent me.. lol

[theLOUDvlog]

lol @ "just to get into a good COLLEEEEEAGUE"

[pastaloverr42]

i love how my english teacher showed us this during class ahahahah, idk why but i laugh rly hard when he says "u might get a D or even a D=" XDDD

[SeraphimYantis]

Thumbs up if Full Sail sent you here!

[spazattackification]

@SeraphimYantis Mr. Compton is the best. Hahahha!!!

[veezbokumar]

Uhhh, there is so much innuendo it's ridiculous- very enjoyable regardless.

[maatu1]

the english torturer part isnt a a mistake lol

[deProfundisClamoAdTe]

My English teacher showed us a couple of his other ones, but she said if we wanted to listen to this one, we'd have to do it on our own at home. Stupid censorship

[TheFreakyDebbie]

I love how my english teacher showed this to me in class today :)

[MsShalHill]

I loved it thought it was too cute and funny

[jwr64]

Love it. Anyone know if there is sub-titled venison [sic!] of this?  Would love for my class to see these grate exam pulls [!]

[sheri2nscott]

Thanks teach for sharing this with us. A+

[kibalvr860]

our AP Lit teacher showed this to us today, AWESOME!!

[thyckkandae]

I LOVE it! This poem was a perfect example of "The Importance of Proofreading"

[TheShmexyTv]

My english teacher showed us this today. it was hilarious!

[Stopthatmotion123]

Wtf is red penis haha

[Vexx00]

@Stopthatmotion123 red....pencil?

[shinobi67]

@Stopthatmotion123 Red pen is

[carlromm]

this is the story of my life

[SweetMissVee]

59 people don't proof read.

[Longhornzrock96]

my brain hurts so much 

[xSeVeNx88x]

my english professor showed us this today in class.. xD

ive always wanted to go to Prison x)

[ROOOOOOOOOAR]

How the hell do you spell "do" so wrong that it turns into "douche"?!?!

[froggycollector]

I don't know how he got through this without laughing.

[sensibilityrising]

The red penis your friend. Spank you.

[thedestroyerofworlds]

Ha! So good! =)

[AndrewBram1991]

You teach me by teaching me to teach myself. This is and isn't a joke.

[Shivierie]

...actually, I think assmates is an apt replacement of my classmates too

[Hyohko]

@Eric101point101 As a Grammar Nazi, I feel that this is necessary.

Actually, English torturer isn't far off.

[stlvideosdotcom]

This is fantastic! Thank you Mr. Mali!

[prizmnightsky]

Awsome!

[Blythe1771]

Fucking auto-correct!

[okaadaak]

eye eye Louvre hymn.

[hazelnut4991]

hahahahahahaha this is brilliant

[jestman5]

That was the the bestest Fucking Poem Everest!! in the historically of the Word!

[lighthope]

Is that Billy Collins on the stage with him?

[remz07twos]

We accidentally watched this in 11th grade English class after watching what do teachers make

Our teacher was laughing so hard she didn't care to turn it off. She just made us swear never to tell. Funniest day ever

[PluhHaleyPluh]

My English9 CP teacher showed the class this XD love it :D

[Noblehammer16]

I'd like to get into a good colleague!

[tackikoma]

This video was one of the best lessons in my English 098 class at Parkland Community College.

[BandGeekBaby12]

"The red penis your friend" hahaha i took me a sec to get that :) Thumbs up if that kinda made you laugh

[oxhart3]

OMG GREAT!!!!!

[debinasalroad73]

LOVED this! As a reporter, proofreading IS very impotent. Leaving worlds out can defiantly cause tissues if it gets printed before protection.

[crlguitar1]

Brilliant!

[WVI]

Got this linked by my English teacher.

[johnhmaloney]

LMAO Genius

[NiceHotCupOfBro]

I'm not sure if everyone using their grammar so poorly is trying to be ironic or just not learning a lesson from this poem.

[IslandFuzz]

I truly am the liverwurst spoiler in the whale wide word.

[IslandFuzz]

I love you

[lonelrick]

just reading the title makes you think ... at first i thought it said "the importance of proofreading"

[megarockman]

@lonelrick You can blame your brain for that - it tends to auto-correct what your eyes actually read into what your brain believes it should say, especially if you're not paying close attention.

[ataaah]

Its a shaim you cant get in two colleage, sory for the inconvience.

[B3autifullLanny]

lmaoooooo omgosh! toooo funny !!!

[cghslaxforce]

"Im serial, I'm serial"

[dunespeak]

I always lose it at "clit, clit, clit." I can't stop laughing!!

[ErinNansel]

57 people don't proofread their papers!

[fdssg]

"What do you want it to douche?"

[bunkabusta01]

That one guy who stands up and fist bumps you

[tezropunkel]

That's the great act that Louis CK will never get or steal.

[alpharaptor1]

that was 'cute'

[Shivierie]

What was Billy Collins going to read? Does anyone know/have a link?

[bellababy2813]

Actually English torturer isn't far off

[Eric101point101]

@bellababy2813 As a Grammar Nazi, I feel that this is necessary.

Actually, English torturer, isn't far off.

[GAMETIME453]

@momominnosh

I like how you suddenly try all hard to use correct grammar now that you've been reminded about how people have bad grammar. Even using a semicolon, bravo. Its like when people drive past the police on the road.

[kristikat27]

A really clever concept. Wish Mali would create a less bawdy version that could be used with Grades 7-12.

[Shivierie]

@kristikat27 Could be used for grades 11-12...though maybe not in school :D

[ZakTheRipper18]

WIN.

[combinationist]

I didn't realize the 'mistakes' were sexual or had any sort of double meaning to them until he started to air hump xD

[TheLiberalSoup]

"It was one of the most humidifying experiences I have ever heard, being laughed at like that pubicly."

[tehxXxMonsun]

I was sent here my college class

[prinsesbibitje]

I'll never get sick of this one.

[UTFxMarcus]

HI MAC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[fibreoptik]

What do you want it to douche LOL

[Danno0618]

im in gr 7 and our teacher showed it to us

[UTFxMarcus]

i like how my drama teacher showed this to our 7th grade class as an introduction to monologs.... thx Mr.King

[C1Era]

@UTFxMarcus he showed this to 7th graders??? LMFAO

[wolfgoda12]

I absolutely love this!

[sovest555]

This is a masterpie that defines a generation of students most of whom have the utmost issues with spilling...

[megarockman]

@sovest555 I blame leetspeak.

[TheOmnivon]

@sovest555 fail

[sovest555]

@TheOmnivon I did that intentionally, fyi

[TheOmnivon]

@sovest555 i know

[Kurea47]

It's almost like he's reading a Mad Libs lib:

Yes, proofreading your [plural noun] is a matter of the the utmost [noun] ect.

[rusheena]

I saw this in my English class today and had to find it, so funny! lmho!

[thaichicken0210]

awesome :)

[COOKIEMONSTAxxxxxx]

hahah gud stuff~ lol my whole class just went up in laughtr while we were watching this!XD XD XD XD

[Jtrip2133]

Lmaoff..good stuff :)

[CLamWalk1]

funny



[flashylightsy]

Does anyone else think he sounds like Tom Hanks??

[loro9755]

baha. is that billy collins on the right?

[jreezy18]

Sadly, most of the things I read on the internet, mainly blog sites, sounds this retarded. Most people today don't even bother to spell things correctly anymore.

[hblgurl]

I thought the first part was really funny, but after the first 45 seconds I was pretty done with it. I felt like it just got really stupid.

[Desoto875]

I would wish that this Gentleman would be able to provoke more thought within our Young People, and Parents. I usually play on words, but I am not going to steel this gyes thundur.

My very first thought was to send this to the Asbury Park Press Newpaper in New Jersey because their online news they are writing is obviously not being proofread, and it making those supposed English Majors only look like Privates. :)x Thank you.

[goliathbane86]

hilarious!!

[Destinee87]

I would totally marry this guy, he's such a thinker.

[lauramuppet]

clit clit clit on the mouth:)

[ptgamingandco]

manly, manly students? thank you

[1stNightingale]

Great... Just great!

[loverofbooks111]

my English teacher showed us this after showing a different poem, just thinking it looked interesting..... he leaped across the room to pause it, just as the principle walked in on "clit, clit, clit"... haha, good times :)

[dwaschow]

Soup herb!

[mustanggod23]

This is AMAZING!!! Lmao I laughed sooo hard! My advanced creative writing teacher showed us this we all could not stop laughing to save our lives :P

[tingthepro]

'If you accidentally leave out word, your spell checker won't put it in you.' HAHA

[3crzymusketeers]

Hahaha!!! My Leadership teacher showed this to us for no reason and I'm pretty sure we were laughing so hard the principal was going to kill us!

[33ladd]

thumbs if you wana meet this dude! WIN WIN WIN! BEST VIDEO I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!

[Belikeacrow]

And 3: When it comes to proofreading, the red penis your friend. Spank you!

[MsJCPeterson]

Genius!

[FungoBoy]

scee, he prove dat poofreading is umnecessary, cuz you understanded everyting he want to say

[audgepodge93]

@FungoBoy Wow. You totally missed the point. Take an English class.

[hallsoul]

Brilliant

[willprevail202]

hah. my sister showed me the actual poem before I saw this. is good!!!

w/ one clit of the mouth!

[ImHumblyAmazing]

Clit Clit Clit... XD

[musicninjagrrl]

lol my english teacher showed us this XD

we all died

[CatzRule4]

@musicninjagrrl omg he showed to ur hour too! our class couldnt stop laughin, but we didnt quite die!