Item Strategy 101

[metalfightbeyblade90]

YOU ARE TOTALLY COCKY!!!!



[metalfightbeyblade90]

YOU DID NOT EVEN DRIFT PLUS YOU ARE USING MANUAL!!!YOU ARE A TOTAL NOOB!!!!!!

[Sahjz9]

Ha! Best player in universe? Your not better than me at ''Item Strategy'' and your driving is bad. Sorry but im just telling you the truth

[TheMrVivid]

@Sahjz9 Get a sense of humour.

[Sahjz9]

@TheMrVivid I don't need to. I got one last week!

[Gasoil4gaS]

loooooooooooooooooool.........­!!!

[MartinMurphy2000]

This is what happens when my Sister plays MKWii. :/

[SADP62]

Hey man. No. You don't understant. You said you're an expert.... AHHHH !!! HELP !!!!!

Stop to play MKW.

[Lotzofmuffins]

new title: How to get from last to last

[Lotzofmuffins]

you taught me so much

[GeneT91]

all u do is blow,blow,blow.

[GeneT91]

whoever said that their the best player in the universe obviously has nothing else better to do in their life, and p.s. at least when i play mario kart wii, i wont blow my engine at the start of the race and when its connected to wi-fi, i dont always get last place.

[GeneT91]

whoever said that their the best player in the universe obviously has nothing else better to do in their life, and p.s. at least when i play mario kart wii, i wont blow my engine at the start of the race.

[perrytjeeee]

how to be the worst in mario kart 1. ride into a fake item box 2. don't drift you will get in offroad or bump against a wall 3. don't do tricks cuz you will bump against everything 4 .thinking you have the best strategy in mario kart 5. don't do wheelies or you will bump everything -.- 6. faking that you have 9999 vr 7. being good at editing bro you can even see that you finished in desert and then you were in koopa thingy level bro u suck

[bearandalaska00]

You are really cocky,You know that?

[unstoppable218]

i dont get it,what's the point of this video?

[tommychasseur1]

OMG, you think yourself the best: Replacing the 'after race' with a different race, using an annotation with 9999vr on it (when you actually have 5304vr), you hardly know the race, you don't drift, and you make people think you have loads of friends when I'm sure you don't have any. If you want to be a real expert (like me (and I'm not lying)) you're going to have to get some training and stop lying to people. I disliked your video.

[mkwiichamp10]

i thought this was mario kart but its not cuz he isnt good

[SunakoShine123]

Wow you fail xD

[TheCoolicey]

omg you are the greatest player ever . thx alot this really helped me. ill make sure that when ever i get a boost io drive straight in to the wall =D( 2:29)

[Mikeyekimaple]

Sucks that no people have a sense of a humour here, we need a liking spree to occur to get this video liked more than disliked :)

[itemstrategyexpert]

@Mikeyekimaple I agree with you. Why can't we all just get along with each other and accept that I am the best player in the universe? Is it so hard to believe that a single entity in this universe, such as myself, can be so magnificent? People just need to start facing the truth that I am the mastermind item strategy specialist.

To all my fans, keep pressing the "like" button. To all my haters, you can also keep pressing the "like" button.

[mmichaelwwong]

@itemstrategyexpert wow that shows a lot from you. that one you're VERY VERY conceeded

[mmichaelwwong]

@itemstrategyexpert 2: you're very full of your self and very cocky in the sense that you dont actually live up to that.

[mmichaelwwong]

@itemstrategyexpert 3: you cut out the last part of the video and pasted one of you winning to make yourself look good when you're a horrible player!

[verymadrobert]

If your'e going to lie about your VR, make it believable/refer to internet memes.

Say your VR is over 9000.

[person13nebur]

lol, what i learned from this video:

1.) at start of race start holding the 'A' button just before you see the '3' in the count down so you're engine fails immediately! this is key, you want the other players to 'think' you suck...*chuckles*

2.) pressing more than one button is waaay too difficult, so never drift! it's just too risky. especially if you have an item.

3.) ALWAYS use items as soon as you get them! it doesn't matter what it is, there are players in front of you and you need to

[person13nebur]

Continuation

3.) Knock them out!

4.) Never do tricks or try to pop wheelies! This is a common misconception that most players still do. The varying speeds can cause you to go out of control and run into walls. even though you’ll still be running into them more than usual. but that’s ok

5.) to avoid random items in the middle of the road try driving in the direction of the item them then going left or right at the last minute

follow these simple steps and u too can hv 5,30- i mean 9999VR

[ToadKart64]

Your lines suck, your item strategy is horrible (You spam items immediately when you get them) so... yeah, @ all your comments, you are nothing close to the greatest player of all time.

Fucking noob =/

[TaiProgramming]

you suck at this game, srsly

stupid lines, and the title is a lie

[zangetzu7]

every fucking noob here is stupid. he is by far the most skilled player that i have ever seen. not mander, nmeade, or JG will disagree. his talent expnentially passes all of ours, for that i bow down to u my god

[TaiProgramming]

@zangetzu7 LOLWUT

[itemstrategyexpert]

@zangetzu7 Indeed. I am glad you were able to see the truth in this ever so dark world filled with haters. I am the greatest player of all time, and people will come to realize this sooner or later.

[Anthestudios]

If you're an item expert :

why do you use your mushroom before a speed jump?

its mutch better to use it after the jumps.

Why do you ran into banana's, fake item boxes, they were placed realy bad and where realy visible.

You don't have 9999, you have 5403.

[9nintendo9]

Add me on mario kart wii?

[itemstrategyexpert]

@9nintendo9 You will need to wait in line. I guess it's inevitable that everyone would want to add me since I am the best player in the universe.

[9nintendo9]

@itemstrategyexpert Hmm...maybe. How long is the line?

[winner519]

@itemstrategyexpert you not the best player i am

[JapaneseOmega777]

You effin suck ballz...

[THEROCKETSUMMERL0VER]

wow you are truly amazing is there any possible way you could teach me>

[itemstrategyexpert]

@THEROCKETSUMMERL0VER Yes, I am the best player in the universe. I provide these videos free of charge so people can learn from me. I may take students one of these days, but they must show quality of being potential 2nd best player in the universe for me to be able to teach them.

[TIGERMKWii]

This dude is epic. He FAILS the start. He uses auto. He has terrible lines. He consistently fails. He doesn't know when to save his star. His snipes are terrible. He rams into walls. He keeps getting owned. He doesn't know how to trick. He finished 7th on DDR, but then he "finished first" on KC. He actually has 5304 VR. He fucking stupid. He can't race for his life. he thinks he can trick us by turning DDR into KC. He thinks he can trick us into thinking he was 9999VR.

HE'S GOAT!

[79403858]

i lol'd 

[verymadrobert]

wow... you're so good at this game you can change the track, advance time by 5 seconds, change where your opponents are, cover up your VR so it says about 4000 more than it actually is, change who your opponents are AND go from 7th to 1st straight away... all in the space of 10 seconds.

[Noonrider11]

hes just a racer who sucks real bad and gets good items because hes in last alot. then uses a star, bullet, or giant shroom and gets into 1st. you even use the shortcuts

[windows7ultimate]

FAIL! 4:23, HES VR IS ACTUALLY 5186 IF U TURN OFF THE ANNOTIONS! >:P

[mayahidude]

Hello you all i am creator of genuis world records and hearby i declare you are

the person who has no life whatsoever so i put you in the go die section XP

[mayahidude]

WOW u hav liek no life u muthafucer

[itemstrategyexpert]

@tomasselma I gave my opponents a head start so they would have a chance to win against me. Despite that, I still beat them all. I should have expected that though since I am the greatest player of all time.

[EvilMrGiG1]

@itemstrategyexpert

I think you're retarded =]

[JoshdaROCKSTAR9999VS]

Obviously you aren't an item expert if you cant ever DRIFT!!!!

[itemstrategyexpert]

@JoshdaROCKSTAR9999VS Using items and drifting requires pressing different buttons. They have no correlation with each other. I am the greatest player of all time though.

[JoshdaROCKSTAR9999VS]

@itemstrategyexpert Well racing is 40% drifting 40% wheelie and only 20% items

OWNAGE

[Zeemis]

@itemstrategyexpert Yeah ... right.

Thumbs down on this video lol

[mrdopeyninja]

@itemstrategyexpert yeah right

[dragonlord4X]

umm y don't u drift?

[VideosChampMaster]

ok ok i read ur decription about dodging all that stuff but ur still not good if you want to vs. a really player vs. me my firend codes is 2492-6843-8740 and everybody else fell free to add me

[VideosChampMaster]

what the fuck are you talking about you aint good at all.... u suck... i would never try to be like you... cuz 7th place really isnt that good if you think about it... and i think in mario kart your suppost to be in 1st... so just telling you that u got no skills what so ever... u didnt do no tricks in the air... you didnt ge7t the boost in the begginning and you dont even know what ur doing... gimmie tumbs up if you agree with this

[verymadrobert]

4:30... look through the red box... the first digit of his VR is a 5.

[itemstrategyexpert]

@verymadrobert I think you are mistaken. It clearly says I am 9999 VR. You can check my other video and see that I am also 9999 VR. You may want to go see an eye doctor.

[dimples282]

@itemstrategyexpert sorry, there's a feature called enabling and disabling annotations.

[WouterNed]

@itemstrategyexpert After that i put anotations off, i clearly saw that ur VR DID start with a 5. But it ended with 9999. My guess is that Nintendo made an extra number for you so that you did got a challenge after all.

[Noonrider11]

@itemstrategyexpert you can turn off annotations dumbass

[ShadowLink678]

@itemstrategyexpert lmao

[MrGianni1323]

@itemstrategyexpert

your lying it says 5474 or 5174 . and your lying because : you used a annatation

[TheWolfen101]

@verymadrobert heheh good observation :P

[windows7ultimate]

You are NOT THE greatest mkw player.

you don't even know how to do a turbo boost or use the shortcuts, mr. 7th place!

1 star.

[windows7ultimate]

the item strategy expert can't do a turbo boost or doesn't know how to use a shortcut! 1 star.

[SuperXDragon]

since your the "master mind item strategy specialist" can u tell me what character and kart/bike you used for the peach beach, desert hills and waluigi stadium in time trial mode to unlock the expert ghost?

[sandemande2]

seriously u suck

[EMILE171]

this players i call ''noobs''

[Boututu]

Yeah, I was sure it was some kind of joke. I mean sarcasm was indeed a large part of the concept. Shame on all of those haters who actually thought it was serious XD. This doesn't exclude me.

[dinges101]

hehehe best vid evah :)

lol @ the comments from all the noobs :P

[itemstrategyexpert]

@dinges101 Yes, I am the greatest player ever. All these newbie players don't seem to understand my greatness.

[mayahidude]

@itemstrategyexpert really because i looked it up i am the only 9 yr old who got a time of 01:55:375 on Dk summit and dude u r not :{

[Boututu]

Use your fucking god power to gtfo of here loser. We don't need an arrigant guru and coward. Your attention whoring is so predictable. I've also asked myself "Is there any most loser beyond the most loser" I guess we found it. Seriously guys stop watching this video. He doesn't even deserve this attention. He got us into his taunt and we ran at it.

[zangetzu7]

ur amazing skill is just blinding, this is basically yars of training and practice condensed in a video. i bow to u my god. u r truely inspiring, by not even grifting nor wheelieing...incredible...simp­ly genious

[Dragonparagon]

Oh my God, you should be in EvuL or All-Stars...you are the best item player I've ever seen, I mean you can't even drift, neither wheelie! That is just too good for words. Seriously your mind games are so powerful, and sneaky that it makes me want to shit to death...5/5

[KingFear235]

u say ur the best player in the world lets 1v1 no items :NDA*Fear:

[EMILE171]

@KingFear235 YEAAAAH >:3

[hobodude47]

if i read your VR correctly,then you only have approximately 5000 VR

[Edwardtehgreat]

Lol @ the comments

Lol @ the video. ö_ö

[LuigiStl]

i am not worthy

[itemstrategyexpert]

Don't worry about it.

If you keep training, you may reach my skill level by the next millennium.

[LuigiStl]

even if i train for that long i still wont be this good.

this is simply too good for human eyes, you should take your godliness and spread it throughout the rest of the universe.

[kelvino321]

lawl.

yous a fail buddy.

you just think you "good" cause of the weapons the game gives you dumbass...

7th place?

your very good!

NOT

[itemstrategyexpert]

I am the best player in the world, but I wouldn't be surprise that you can't grasp that simple concept since you're spelling is terrible for someone who lives in an English speaking country.

[kelvino321]

lawl

yous a fail

[COWSREPIC]

@itemstrategyexpert you suck . . you got 7th shit bag

[luigifan1111]

@kelvino321

Dude, chill. It's a joke.

[Marx496]

500 thumbs down to you.

[GTMohsen]

Big lol, i loved your description dude :)

[itemstrategyexpert]

Yeah, I am awesome like that...

[Rival1991]

that sucks... <____<

[itemstrategyexpert]

Yes, it does suck for the people racing against me.

I am the greatest.

[12ohan]

Easily the best MKW player I've ever seen.

You could beat every member of Star Dashers by only driving in reverse.

Brendan doesn't even compare to you.

You even know the exploited glitch on Luigi Circuit.

[itemstrategyexpert]

Blue shells knows that I am the mastermind item strategy specialist, which is why they never attack me.

[12ohan]

In fact, they immediately explode onto the person who threw it.

[Sonicspeed312]

Man I like your sense of humor. This whole thing was made of win sauce. You truly are indeed, the best player ever. I will now be taking notes on every single second of this video so I can learn to be like you.

[MrSelenaFan1]

LOL man this guys a riot. I thought i was gonna see sum1 as good as me in this video with a wii wheel but all i see is a nub in 7TH PLACE! LOL.

[beertjan]

that's what i said, this guy is funny as hell!

*lol*

[URGETTINGRickRolld]

Everyone who posted a negative comment here fails miserably.

Tomoko is the greatest! :D

[itemstrategyexpert]

Yes, I am the greatest.

[KrodosNL]

Like the humor of this person xD

[itemstrategyexpert]

I agree with identitymissing, I don't see any editing.

Please get your eyes checked.

[beertjan]

I think he is good krodos ;)

[KrodosNL]

Why everyone thinks this is real? x'D

[itemstrategyexpert]

Of course this video is for real.

I am here to provide my great tips to the Mario Kart Wii community.

Many times when I play on WiFi, I am shaking my head at poor playing I see around me.

[mkwlord]

so you're here to educate us how top play mkw better huh? you're the master mind item strategy specialist huh? you beat everyone huh? hahaha! that was the funniest of all!

what shall i note first?? how you hit that banana??, how you crushed right on the wall with the golden mushy? or how you went through the sand instead of using the ROAD??

MY DOG CAN BEAT YOU IDIOT!!

FUCK OFF AND GO LEARN HOW TO PLAY SOME REAL MARIO KART WII!

you're a disgeace to all of us MKWii REAL PROS!

[Palepancakes]

dont let him know we're in MKC. he might search our chatbox, hack our IP address, and then have his dog come and eat us!

[mkwlord]

i'm not in mkc anymore so i don't really care what he can find out...

[itemstrategyexpert]

Study up and you may understand my greatness.

You may not even be a tenth as good as me, so keep taking notes as one video can provide countless tips.

[mkwlord]

shut up you idiot! i'm a million times better than you! want a 1 on 1 for proof??

here's my fc: 1118-4157-5184

[itemstrategyexpert]

Well, I guess I already proved to you that I am the best.

There is no need for me prove to anyone else anymore.

If anyone wanted to know, I easily got 60pts both GP.

[therealkeekah]

Did you try to hit that banana at 2:14?

[Robbyiscool13]

You came in 7th? I thought in the description you beat everybody

[itemstrategyexpert]

Didn't you watch the video?

It clear shows that I finished 1st.

Please review the video carefully.

[Robbyiscool13]

I watched it 3 times, And you came 7th..... not 1st. Are you doing this on purpose?

[windows7ultimate]

@itemstrategyexpert you edited the video!

look at the proof! 3:51, thats where he edits it!

[beertjan]

yeah, master of ehm something...

you suck donkeyballs....

but youre sooowh funny, still laughing

[miikogirl]

Thank you! I laughed so hard. I loved it, how you didn't take the shortcuts at the beginning with your star, you didn't again with your mega, your aim was off firing a green shell, you ran into a fake item box, ran into a curb, drove through sand hills. This video is win, especially since the race is at Dry Dry Ruins but ends with the Koopa Cape scoreboard... loved your annotation of 9999vr & how you mentioned me in your tag (hot Japanese girl.) You are AMAZING & I'm afraid to race you on WFC!

[itemstrategyexpert]

I am glad my lessons have been so useful.

Keep watching and you may be as good as me one day.

[beertjan]

strategy? you?

hahaha you're funny, you were wrong @ 1.59

and no stars punk?!

c u hahahaha (you're a funny guy)

[pikmin96]

you came in 7th place on dry dry desert then you played a kopa cape

[XxXLIZ217XxX]

umm i believe it is YOU who needs the help..ur use of the star power in this vid sucked. dont brag about what u r not

[itemstrategyexpert]

Looks like you didn't learn your lesson.

Start taking notes and you may be as good as me one day.

I am absolutely the best.

Ask anyone.

[SuperMarioIsland]

you reallly got to fix your steering wheel! and also, if you get all the good items, use them well! You got to stratigize.

[DarkFlamexs]

your not the item master gay fag

[itemstrategyexpert]

Yes I am.

I am the greatest player ever.

[mayahidude]

Sorry but Umm no you're not

[itemstrategyexpert]

I am the greatest player to ever step the face of the Earth.

You might as well just accept it.

[9nintendo9]

You actually like this guy? Wow. Something must be wrong with you.

[MKWiiRacer]

@9nintendo9: He's being sarcastic. We all know this guy sucks, even the author of this video knows aswell, it's part of the joke.

[9nintendo9]

I know.

[itemstrategyexpert]

You must be blind to believe I suck at this game.

I am the best player in the world.

You won't even be 1% as good as me even if you train for a hundred years.

[9nintendo9]

Idiot bragger.

[URGETTINGRickRolld]

Tomoko..... We need some more wisdom from you at GameFAQS

[10ptXftd]

i think we are here to educate u. not the other way round

[itemstrategyexpert]

Study up and you may be as good as me.

Right now, your eyes aren't used to my greatness.

[TheGav1000]

@itemstrategywores you suke

[tommyfor2932]

Wow, you're an idiot. How boring.

[nelushh]

You arent the item use master or something like that ur the item noob why do u make this your a mutherfucking sucker the editting was so noob you ended on ddr not on kc omfg noobbb ;) you also didnt had 9999 vr you can wish that

[itemstrategyexpert]

I don't see any editing at all.

Please point out where they appear so I can take a look for myself.

I am tired of all these accusation of me editing the videos.

Can't you see that I clearly took 1st place?

[skinyboi2]

So godly.

Studying the notes I've taken from this video has definitely helped my PHAIL, and I've become a much better playing. Thank You.

Looking forward for another one of your Item strategy videos!

[itemstrategyexpert]

You're welcome.

Please check back soon for more lessons from the item strategy mastermind.

[SpaceWaste7]

he simply edited in a victory sequence where he got first, he's an idiot

[URGETTINGRickRolld]

Haha, its TomokoNagasaki!!!!!! Can you please upload more videos with your insane skills and tips please? You are a god!

[itemstrategyexpert]

I will upload more tutorials when there is time...

I am currently conducting important Mario Kart Wii item strategy research.

[nrg078]

also u finished 7th ?

but got placed 1st ??

wi-fi bluff glitching aint winning dude

thats just cheating and cant take you`re losses it seems

[itemstrategyexpert]

Watch closely, I am the best player in the world.

As you can see from the final results, I came in first.

It just so happens the room was lagging, but my lighting dodging skills are impressive to say the least.

[nrg078]

first lap u used the star istantanious -_-`

should`ve stayed in the back, then right be4 the next itemboxes use the star, great change you`ll get another and could get the lead en the rest of the race even never have soon the other guys -_-`

guess some of us could give u advice then u us xD

and u indeed fail at modesty, also maintaining 9999 all the time is impossible without hacking

and i`m a 9999VR driver with 3* so i know what i`m talking about

(just mention it b4 u go smartass)

[itemstrategyexpert]

Nothing is impossible.

I am the living legend of Mario Kart Wii.

[thanethebrain]

9999vr

compared 2 me u r really bad

[itemstrategyexpert]

Don't be silly, I've maintain my 9999VR for over a year.

I haven't loss a single VR since I've reach 9999VR.

You might as well start taking notes so you can be as good as me.

[oOSupergrlOo]

what clan is GF? i wanna join that clan, i bet its better than evul :D

[itemstrategyexpert]

GF is not a clan.

It stands for GameFAQs message board, where I occasionally post item strategy guides.

Although I provide great in depth information free of charge, people tend to ignore my guides though.

[MissWhoreMKW]

OMG I dont know whats wrong with the hate comments...well atm I'm at 3200VR and Im looking to join a clan, but they tell me my VR is too low, well thanks to this video I can finally get bloopers and clouds much faster because I press the L very fast until its gets on fire >:D Thanks so much for this TIP! I hope TIP2 comes really soon cause I want to fill my entire notebook with all of your TIPS, I learn a lot from this video today :)

[Dark563]

i know MSWhore

needs moar videos >=D

i learned to become pro i now have 6000+vr just by following this video O_O

the results are downright amazing.

[MissWhoreMKW]

I see wow this is racer is do amazing Im at 4000VR so far, I want to reach 5000VR as soon as possible...maybe if I press L much much more faster I might just reach 5000 in no time >:)

[Mullac52]

<3 MissWhore (H)

Also, you fail @ modesty. Not only that, but your immodesty isn't well served, you talk shit and you race shit.

kthx.

[MissWhoreMKW]

yes I do >:D thats why I'm took a lot of notes from this video >:D

[SpaceWaste7]

holy crap, this guy sucks, don't take notes off him if you won't to do well

[Dark563]

no u

I have seen you race before and you have lost 9999 many times.

This guy is so leet :3

[SpaceWaste7]

he doesn't have 9999, he used annotations.

[Dark563]

dude that just WFC messing up....

the dude is so pro he dodged the shock and got first!

[windows7ultimate]

@Dark563 there is absolutely no way WFC could mess up like that!

[Mullac52]

VR isn't the be-all-end-all. I don't pretend to be the best on wifi, but I'm certainly not an idiot like the person who made this video. He's obviously trying to be funny, but it's not. But thankyou Dark for your frank review <3

[SpaceWaste7]

exactly!

[itemstrategyexpert]

I am glad my video has been of great help.

Keep training my student.

One day, you may be one percent as good as me, but I wouldn't count on it.

[mrbenio]

Lying 101.