lol? If he wanted neo to get in there why the fuck did he make it so fucking hard to do he has to trigger alarms kill people and all this bull shit? lmfao
???: I am the Architect. I created the MATRIX.[...]Concordantly, while your first question may be the most Pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant.
Neo: Are you the KFC Guy?
Architect: ...yes, I AM Colonel Saunders and everything else you see around you, which is what I've been saying! Weren't you Listening?
Neo: No... not really.
Architect: *sigh* ...listen, your life is the sum of a remainder of[...]
Architect: [...], which has led you, inexorably, here.
Neo: Huh? Oh, I'm sorry... you were saying.
Architect: Hmm, Interesting. That was different from the others.
Screen-Voices: "Different"!? Different How? : Are you saying I'm RETARDED : I want my mommy : What Others? Were they as Handsome? : I AM NOT CRAZY!!! : I want my mommy : WTF are YOU lookin' at !!? : I want my mommy : I want to know, are these Glasses making me...
*Julian-Smith Spoof* : SHUT THE F*CK UP!!! --The Screens fall Silent.
Architect: You existence constitutes the pinnacle of genetic minorities, all the statistical improbabilities of the human race focused into a single entity.
Neo: --unbuttons, unzips, takes it out, then buttons back up *cheesy-grin* How's THIS for statistical improbabilities, you old white Prick!?
Ergo, Vis-a-Vis, Et Cetera, Et Cetera, De Facto, Vice Versa, Magna Cum Laude, Ad Hominem, In Absentia, Habeas Corpus, Deus ex Machina, Ad Verbatim, Rigor Mortis, Mea Culpa, Vox Populi, Ad Nauseam, Tempus Fugit, Post Mortem, Incognito, Cui Bono, Emeritus, Ex Gratia, Pro Forma, Obiter Dictum, In Vitro, Quid Pro Quo, Semper Fidelis...
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WTF man? This wasn't even a deleted scene, I could tell where you kept repeating it. There was never any such scene like this. You're just trying to get some more fame, but honestly, this sucks. Do a better job editing it for smoothness, and try again. God, this was a waste of 1:40 in my life.
1:40? No, more like 2 minutes after you typed that, and maybe about another minute if you decide to read and reply to this comment, perhaps longer depending on your internet speed and level of wit, if any.
lol? If he wanted neo to get in there why the fuck did he make it so fucking hard to do he has to trigger alarms kill people and all this bull shit? lmfao
MegaBEANER1000 11 months ago
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Neo: Who are you?
???: I am the Architect. I created the MATRIX.[...]Concordantly, while your first question may be the most Pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant.
Neo: Are you the KFC Guy?
Architect: ...yes, I AM Colonel Saunders and everything else you see around you, which is what I've been saying! Weren't you Listening?
Neo: No... not really.
Architect: *sigh* ...listen, your life is the sum of a remainder of[...]
Neo: (Bla-bla-bla ...hey, is that HBO!?)
neferiusnexus 1 year ago
Architect: [...], which has led you, inexorably, here.
Neo: Huh? Oh, I'm sorry... you were saying.
Architect: Hmm, Interesting. That was different from the others.
Screen-Voices: "Different"!? Different How? : Are you saying I'm RETARDED : I want my mommy : What Others? Were they as Handsome? : I AM NOT CRAZY!!! : I want my mommy : WTF are YOU lookin' at !!? : I want my mommy : I want to know, are these Glasses making me...
*Julian-Smith Spoof* : SHUT THE F*CK UP!!! --The Screens fall Silent.
neferiusnexus 1 year ago
Architect: You are an Anomaly.
Neo: Ha! I've been called worse.
Architect: You existence constitutes the pinnacle of genetic minorities, all the statistical improbabilities of the human race focused into a single entity.
Neo: --unbuttons, unzips, takes it out, then buttons back up *cheesy-grin* How's THIS for statistical improbabilities, you old white Prick!?
Architect: O.O, I might have... miscalculated.
neferiusnexus 1 year ago
For all the people who do not like this video I can see why and I mean that , but, you still havn't answered my question!
RobtheBig 1 year ago
fcuk that dude!
sirshaunathan 1 year ago
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Ergo, Vis-a-Vis, Et Cetera, Et Cetera, De Facto, Vice Versa, Magna Cum Laude, Ad Hominem, In Absentia, Habeas Corpus, Deus ex Machina, Ad Verbatim, Rigor Mortis, Mea Culpa, Vox Populi, Ad Nauseam, Tempus Fugit, Post Mortem, Incognito, Cui Bono, Emeritus, Ex Gratia, Pro Forma, Obiter Dictum, In Vitro, Quid Pro Quo, Semper Fidelis...
Ergo, How do you like THEM apples Architect?
omglollmao123 1 year ago
THis is funny as shit
Blackshady77 1 year ago
this video is fake and gay
youngwerter87pg 2 years ago
isnt the architect based on Vint Cerf? one of the dudes that invented the internet?
snakkajak 2 years ago
@snakkajak
you haven't answered my question...
(sorry)
airwolfman 1 year ago
@airwolfman i never got a question?
snakkajak 1 year ago
BULLSHIT
egg64 2 years ago
BULLSHIT!
chimera15 2 years ago
all they do is ramble in this movie
jay697 2 years ago
@jay697 i always thought that...but it is an entertaining story
scippybaby 2 years ago
Dude everyone in my house was asleep when that last part played -_-
aarn321 2 years ago
lol that was hilarios.....i was looking for the ghost and niobe scenes from my game???? any idea?
jaajulez619 3 years ago
They were made exclusively for the game if you go into the hacking section and unlock all the stuff you can view all the fmv's
gamegeek2107 2 years ago
HAHAH!! ROFL xD
tezzofino 3 years ago
What the heck was that?!?!
Capitano81 3 years ago
LOL Good thing you warned us about the volume at the end.
LichLord95 3 years ago 3
The Architect (god) can never answer that question for us. Only each person MUST find the answer for themselves, power to the person alone!
tmpfan2 3 years ago 6
@tmpfan2 i recommend to search Sophia Stewart
NeoInfernAlis 10 months ago
um k?
RobtheBig 3 years ago
Sorry that was crap :(
Jasmini 3 years ago 4
CUNT! I FUCKING BURST MY EARDRUMS!
benjayboy 3 years ago 2
never trust videos with low volume...
strappinggermanlad 3 years ago 4
Ah! Damn it! Why did you say to turn it up you just deafened me!!
It was pretty funny though.
CorriTimigan 3 years ago
lol so true, that pompous jerk never DID answer the damn question!
TaTiska 3 years ago
DICK HEAD
andymxxxx 3 years ago 4
fuck you xD
c0p13dn4m3 3 years ago
Always read comments before you watch a video when someone says turn your volume up
sportyguy1198 3 years ago
You mean DESCRIPTION, not comment. (There are people whom that will confuse; trust me.)
Snyarhedir 2 years ago
waaaahahahahahaha!
TheColoradoan 3 years ago
omfgggg what a dick!!! lol
c0mpshades45 3 years ago
dude the jump in volume is not cool man...made me jumped cuz i had to turn it max on my 6.1 to hear it, u just earned urself a shltty rating
p753159 3 years ago 8
U DICK! hahaha
paindoll 3 years ago
Dam that was loud!
You haven't answered my question
maverfax 3 years ago
hahahahahahahhaha
OGSHOOTANIGA 3 years ago
almost made me shit my pants, speakers turned to absolute maximum and one of them up to my ear -_-
Darien331 3 years ago
OM fg XD
941206 3 years ago
You haven't answered my question.
Zetnov 3 years ago 2
lol... at the end
Xenogamer777 3 years ago
You haven't answered my question.
iammishahearmeroar 3 years ago
deadly sound levels at the end ouch!
marsh808 3 years ago
rofl thanx for making good use of that sucky phony scene
Dschinny2004 3 years ago
You haven't answered my question.
aussiebattler85 3 years ago 2
hhaha
RobtheBig 3 years ago
That became funnier every second that passed. Love the burp.
enigma800 3 years ago
hah thanks
RobtheBig 3 years ago
that was rubbish, its not even funny; it doesnt make sense.
misio129 4 years ago
this is stupid. why make fun of the matrix
boxcloth 4 years ago
haha
CulturalCritic22 4 years ago
oh sorry bout that that was youtube mistake not mine it said not posted so...yeah
elizscorpio2love 4 years ago
wait wats the question?
RobtheBig 4 years ago
lmao
elizscorpio2love 4 years ago
lmfao dude omg you haven't answered my question lol
elizscorpio2love 4 years ago
lmfao dude omg you haven't answered my question lol
elizscorpio2love 4 years ago
lmfao dude omg you haven't answered my question lol
elizscorpio2love 4 years ago
lmfao dude omg you haven't answered my question lol
elizscorpio2love 4 years ago
lol
mastae 4 years ago 2
OMG! I died laughing =))
thevictor145 4 years ago
Thie is a terrible edit.
happyjihad 4 years ago
then make one better
RobtheBig 4 years ago
LOL u haven't answer the question
YayYeYo 4 years ago 2
lol this was actually funny
DXkurtangle133 4 years ago 2
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WTF man? This wasn't even a deleted scene, I could tell where you kept repeating it. There was never any such scene like this. You're just trying to get some more fame, but honestly, this sucks. Do a better job editing it for smoothness, and try again. God, this was a waste of 1:40 in my life.
EvangelionVengeance 4 years ago
colm down its just a video
RobtheBig 4 years ago
1:40? No, more like 2 minutes after you typed that, and maybe about another minute if you decide to read and reply to this comment, perhaps longer depending on your internet speed and level of wit, if any.
GBoCookies 4 years ago
haha
RobtheBig 4 years ago