knock knock

[missCELIAcdisease]

0:18 "Phssspt."

0:19 *tiny fart*

0:20 "Bleh."

0:21 "Okay."

Best four seconds of my life. It gets better each time, too! :DDDD



[ddddddddd222222]

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.............­...... wha

[nackacat]

At first I was was like, whuuuut, then I watched it 3 more times. The lols that were had.

[SneezingTomcat]

"What about Superman on a hotdog?"

 Replace "on" with, "eats." Now, it's "What about Superman eats a hotdog?" Now, remove "What about,"

Then replace "Superman," with "Batman".

It is now, "Batman eats a hotdog?"

Yes, indeed he does.

Search "Batman eats a hotdog" into Youtube.

CONSPIRACY?

Most likely.

[Pegases0]

he is high

[ChaseWCanon]

KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS!

[Wafflesmart]

00:08

this is why we can't have nice things

[finalventje]

o...kaaay

[majinjovan]

the kid on the right is the president of the internet

[Eckendenker]

heyheyhey funnygirl, stay outta ma shed!

[Adamzbeplayingbass]

That kid on the right is a legend.

[Ostnizdasht206]

forever alone

[sacr3]

"ok" Love that. This kid knows how to do it, the girl goes ew to illicit a response and the kid doesn't give one. The way all men should react to women who cry and bitch for a response.

[ri394]

the boy was funnier. superman on a hotdog? now THAT's funny

[Shwanson4]

Watched this 3 times and laughed each time. That kid is so straight faced. He's my hero.

[Thatnamenobodytook]

Batman sent me here guys.

[MobiusRazgriz]

no description possible....

[spongebobsmokes]

@hotdiggedydemon  wtf dude..

[RCDeschene]

JOKE.MOV

[sawdust1912]

@RCDeschene >hotdiggetydemon favortied this

I see what you did there

[MadMagneto]

Why am I here @hotdiggedydemon

[kkeelan]

Most awkward knock knock joke ever!

[hcig]

Superman on a hotdog, SHOOP IT, PRONTO!

[PunchCaptianCrunch]

the fuck is this lol

[Ioganstone]

im 12 and this seems immature to me :D

[gagster0301]

STAY OUT OF HIS SHED!

[masonpatrickwebb]

@gagster0301 I think he said that we're always welcome in his shed.

[lemurmilk]

FUTURE BOB SAGET

[D3YD]

that night, he got some much tang, that he died.

[GreenGearMood]

What.

[turtleman3651]

Friendzowned.

[nickJeen]

<3

[grmskid]

0:21 OH LORDY, JESUS

[swkirkman]

Forever alone...

[LyonRacing]

SUPERMAN ON DRUGS BITCH NOW SUCK THIS COCK!!!!!!!

[bms37922]

its his world, we're just livin in it

[CoAndCoLaptopAccount]

Wonder showzen!

[Mr1337Eliit]

this kids intellect is far beyond the average human being

[Rm0ran]

Is that text reflecting on that kid's glasses @ 0:18 ? Do they have fucking que cards or something?

[garvam]

@Rm0ran that what i think, they were taught each line, after kid finishes his last dilouge he waits for que.

[ScottVrakis]

@garvam Their kids, Can't blame them, Its still funny acted or not.

[garvam]

@ScottVrakis i agree on that. more u repeat more funny it gets.

[ScottVrakis]

@garvam True that Bro.

[Emlee05]

what does he say at the end?

[LarsPro]

it all makes sense i.imgur.com (slash) ENLq1.jpg

[HerrDoctorMuller]

Your joke's not funny, Melissa. This dude has your back with some primo improv comedy but hey, don't bother thanking him or anything. Bitch.

[slaya52]

She's obviously a lesbian.

[talkingketchup]

this video is 10times awesome at half speed

[44toons]

Dude your so in there

[Rqwerty123456]

lol I forgot how brutally honest kid's are. She was literally 'disgusted' by his trying to be funny.

[OSulllivan]

John_Carmack_as_child.avi

[TraceurRyuk]

@OSulllivan

I was thinking Andy Dick.

[DJMeowMixer]

Superman on PCP, more like.

[Sepia1989]

SUPERMAN !!!!....

... sorry..

[PaganiniVariations]

Superman on CRACK!!!!!111

[FordPerfect]

Fast forward 15 years...

He's got a job that he loves, great friends and enjoys his life. She's still in her hometown, divorced, with two kids from her teenage sweetheart and that one dude from the bar. Oh yeah, and she'll be fat and look 40.

[Kriskazam]

@FordPerfect Why are you making that assumption?

[bravocmdr]

@Kriskazam

because he's the kind of guy who talks to girls like this and it makes him angry.

[brtlblayk]

@FordPerfect you spelled your last name wrong, Prefect...

[FordPerfect]

@brtlblayk For copyright reasons ;)

[brtlblayk]

@FordPerfect *shakes fist in the air* SOOOOOOOPPPAAAAAAA!!!! D:<

[Rqwerty123456]

@FordPerfect

Lol how many times has this happened to you? You reek of bitterness

[SubSoc]

hahahaha

[IvanaaxD]

i love this xD

[finaldraftx]

That girl is going to marry a stock broker that thinks anything that dissolves in milk is funny.

[814k31]

that was BRUTAL!

[KayOhAreEye]

I totally kill jokes like that...

[stroff]

that is such a hilarious line and she is such a rude bitch from beginning to end.

[ThePhillyironlung]

This is from the Wondershozen outtakes! Awesome show!

[KindaGayBlog]

This gets funnier with each viewing.

[DCMCNYY]

so glad i'm gay

[DjFuntasio]

Story of my life...

[sexsexsexyNathan]

Superman on dat hoe, obviously.

[gembelobosok]

what's that suppose to mean?

[adolphbot]

@gembelobosok

Are you asking what it means when a man chooses to sit on a sausage?

[quabot]

Very similar to "Who's on First" but keenly original as well.

[dropkicksamo]

Streets ahead.

[0darkTunes]

She turned me on.

[tijn143]

9Gaggers, are you there?

[soxpats8]

future smoke

[lilypad57]

Is that the kid who made the video Wes.7?

[assplash15]

what a fucking genious

[sandspider2]

what a stud

[Nerkal33]

kids say the darndest things

[smiletolife1996]

THE BOY IS FAIL

[TonyKnockOff]

@smiletolife1996

Your grammar is fail.

[smiletolife1996]

@TonyKnockOff you didnt get it.

[Allow003]

I feel sad for the kid, he really sucks at pickup lines x)

[TheOnlyYomalolo]

Press 8 for the lovely "pf" :)

[confidentwun2]

what a rude unfunny little girl

[johan371]

when he says "superman on what" he sounds like Forrest Gump

[hamadaphile]

so really what is this 9gag army? bunch of prepubescent kids and foreigners browsing on a site full of  dead 4 panel comics? hurr durr we are the 9gag army brace yourself. and people say 4chan is cancer.

[Lidztroom]

He will be the greatest. And they shall call him: "The Pussy slayer"

[ossccaaar]

@Lidztroom just what i thinked hehe :)

[1emoguy]

I'd tap that. *looks for candy*

[dimman87]

so it starts at this age...

[thizzaffect916]

haha

[StralghtOuttaCompton]

u know the jokes good when ur the only one who gets it.

[thedubstep0]

foreveralone.mov

[yurianne07]

jeffery dahmer is that you???

[carouselwings]

on hotdog as in penis?

is that whats funny

[AurynThePaladin]

@carouselwings really? It's funny because it's a kid being silly, that's all.

[carouselwings]

@AurynThePaladin Uh, then why does the girl seem so grossed out?

[AurynThePaladin]

@carouselwings Maybe her Vegan mother told her what hotdogs are made of. That's all it would take.

[bluebug163]

This kid is going to slay pussy when he's older

[JMUDUUUKES]

@bluebug163 Way to steal a barstool commenter's comment.

[sscala42]

@bluebug163 fucking bitch

[Dandidodos]

hahahahahahah

[solidkingcobra]

SUPERMAN ON DRUGS.

[jonny1251]

This little boys mind is miles ahead of the average human`s.

[yurianne07]

@jonny1251 kind of rainman like no?... ;)

[gerballack]

@jonny1251 im dumb i admit it, so do you mean smarter or dumber, i think dumber

[xristak1s]

They see me trollin... they hatin...

[Mykal94]

Superman is gay?

[DMProductions2500]

Kid has straight swag! How to get laid 101

[steveD7222]

I love how hes like OK like hes aware things just got weird and shes uncomfortable

[Kepista]

Okay.

[Crack3044]

What a whore.

[totesjokin]

WHO GOT HERE FROM 9GAG?!?!

[seanmargauxrunas]

@totesjokin i did.



[rooroo1988]

Story of my life.

[ezrapow]

was expecting a "Story of my life" top comment, :P

[Scoonsi1]

wait did they say? on what?..have no possible idea. all i know of the joke ..maybe a hotdog?

[Scoonsi1]

can someone write what they said after the girl said SUPERMAN *dancedance*? i didnt get it its not my 1st language

[Jebbifeer]

@Scoonsi1 she said "sorry" xD i don't know why, though.

[eliz11]

@Scoonsi1

Boy: Superman on what?

Girl: I have no possible idea... that's all I know of the joke..

Boy: maybe on a hotdog?! *Smirks/laughs*

Girl:...ya *shifts away from the forever alone child*

[Scoonsi1]

@eliz11 thanks :)

[oWindx]

knock knock

whos there?

me wondering why your not naked

[dfgyuhdd]

At least give the Wonder Showzen writers some credit for this.

[tictac311]

Holy fuck this video exploded. I saw this video at about 200 views..

[benmberman]

@tictac311 What a coincidence. I saw this video about 200 times.

[TheBoredProle]

Did anyone else think he was going to say "Dat hoe" as his punchline?

[Anon1696]

Wonder Showzen!

[prollyROB]

I think he just called superman GAY! The kid turned this joke into a genius joke. "might be on a hotdog"

[77musicLoverZ]

hey, as a 9gagger, i'd like to say

stop informing us that the "9gag army" is coming.

i'm aware.

[iamkingbowtome]

@77musicLoverZ no one has even announced it yet so chill

[KyleYouNick]

Might be on a hotdog...

[miyor123]

FRENDZONED LEVEL: UNORIGINAL

[Phizanot]

,-_-,



[SieveAndSand]

ALPHA. AS. FUCK.

[kurleyfries93]

@SieveAndSand

I lold

[420n0sc0p3serryday]

might be on hawtdawg

[agentchunk55]

It's little Carmack :3

[GizmoGardenia]

/v/ brought me here

thumbs up for all the real memes biodrones XD

[lollygoober]

SUPERMAN DAT HOOOOOOO

[munchermatt21]

/v/ in a nutshell

[StartSelect1]

FUCK 9GAG

[UltimateZexx]

@StartSelect1 You shall get 5 virgins in heaven for making this comment,my friend.

[Chiznitz]

@UltimateZexx All of them will be overweight men.

[swoldu01]

i would tell her knock knock...who is there....fuck.....fuck who.....fuck you bitch.....i was just trying to help you out of your lame joke

[malakasofdeath]

Bitch please, superman loves animals.. He ll never sit on a dog..No matter its temperature.

[pautpy]

oh noes ze trolls are te coming!!

[6buster]

Brace yourself the 9gag dickheads are comming

[baragrinast]

omg he is soooooooooo cute!!!! hahhahha

[hay96hay]

9gag is coming 

[Sundal1337]

This reminds me of a retard in my class....No shit

[iloveskateboarding45]

hold on tight, here comes reddit and 9gag

[KafshakTashtak]

\9GAG/

[Torelf]

he's so motherfuckin KING!

[vCompact]

embrace yourself, 9gaggers are coming

[flkatk]

shut up mimsyyyyyy

[DrenqenDk]

He might be on a hotdog. :3! *fnn*

-okaay??

ih.. ihih okay.

[KillJoyNeon]

Anti-joke chicken :D

[MrCrowbarFace]

wtf is this faggotry

[HunterSThompson88]

I think he farts when he laughs and that's why she moves away. You can hear it.

[goodcarrots]

Am I the only one who laughed my ass off at the girl's face at 0:09 ?

[MrGilby123]

@goodcarrots yes

[DayleGC]

He looks like John Carmack.

[LtShock]

Forever alone so soon.