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why is sky diving fun.. you are literally falling to your death and hoping someone packed the parachute correctly. your playing with your life and that is that. im not saying im scared of death but im not going to tempt it either.
@ClutchMuchGaming Because never having it ware and tediously packing it is one of the reasons it's failure rate is lower. It's also mathematics, adding a second chute doesn't increase the odds by times two, it squares the odds.
@mfa066 Not the number of parachutes, odds of both not opening. For example, if you roll a die, the chance of a six is 1/6, if you were to roll it two times, the chance of both being six is 1/36, not 1/12.
@mikedamat Right, I agree with you, misunderstanding in your syntax. By "times 2" I thought you meant 1/x * 1/x (multiplying the odds two times) which would be the same as squaring it. However this exercise has proved to me yet again that I really need more productive hobby than writing on youtube comment boards....
@ClutchMuchGaming They say the second one never fails because there is such a low chance of the first one failing, that for the second one to fail, it must be attributed to human error. So if you were to open the reserve first... well it would fair just as often as the first one does.
@ClutchMuchGaming Couse the reserve parachute can be made only by the person having the rights to do this. And its about 50euro for each, so if you are rich you can do as you said ;)
@ClutchMuchGaming Probly we say the 2nd never fails because we don't use it a lot. But if the 2nd one fails after the first refuse to open, this is a very bad day. x)
@ClutchMuchGaming i think the 2nd chute is much more basic and less manoeuvrable and its release system is different. The main chute gets deployed and packed over and over again during the day but the reserve is only checked and packed every couple of months or so (i think) by an experienced and licensed packer. Experienced skydivers can use really small sophisticated main chutes that allow them to pull off all kinds of crazy impressive stuff! but probably at the cost of some reliability
He was perfectly stable when he deployed and I assume it was not a packing error if he was experienced enough to be filming tandems, so any ideas why it twisted the way it did?
@d9andy992 you pull a little red pilow to the right of your rig and it disconects two cables that keep your main straps attached to your harness, after that you pull the reserve, no cutting tarzan stile.
I had that malfunction 4 times in 4000 jumps, making video.. not nice when you have cameras on your head but it's a good video to show at friends.. ehhe
@spanishbeautyPR Yes you do pull that, it's a called a Reserve handle, this is different than the RSL. You are getting them confused... The RSL is the lanyard that attaches the main to the reserve when the main is cutaway it pulls the reserve out with it automatically. The reserve handle is for manually deploying your reserve after cutting away the main. The RSL is never "pulled" manually.
For a moemnt I thought the 2 person were blown to the left because of side winds but then I realized they just went slower than the cameraman and he just was on a lower level xD
id be shiting my fucking pants, it must be hard to make the decision to cut away your main all together and just pray to god that the reserve opens up.
The reserve is being packed in a very special way. Only certified people (riggers) can do that. This makes this risk of a reserve failure very minimal
@noserider207 The reserve is A LOT more reliable. Reserves almost never fail They would have been unlikely to land without serious injury using the tangled chute. Releasing the reserve definitely had the best risk to reward ratio.
Same thing happened to me after only a few jumps.
Strangely enough didnt feel scared,Just remembered what the instructor taught me...Was the last time I jumped though....Did not wish to tempt fate...Blue Skies!!!
cause i have balls, you cant conqure a fear without doin it just like jj4 said. Im going airborn for the airforce and need to get over that shit asap. Im basically being forced into it by my MOS, but i figured after a few times it will be nothing.
Something similar happened to my uncle's skydiving instructor except he got his hand caught when the two lines twisted. He broke his leg on impact because he pulled the reserve so late but he's still jumping today.
to hell with what color it! it did its job. i saw a vid on here with a guy that deployed his reserve before cutting the main lose. at least this guy knows how to save himself
lol i like watching at 40 seconds when the other pple float away
shagrat32 2 months ago
Holy shit
kyrkbymannen 2 months ago
I'm not lookin' forward to my first cutaway...scares the shit outta me.
1982patriot 6 months ago
daym that was close..
kamarulx 8 months ago
I would have shit myself.
MoziIIa4000 8 months ago
Thats the worst day going skydiving... /:
27Juicygirl 8 months ago
@27Juicygirl that was a good day , a bad day would have been having the main canopy get tangled up with the reserve
3habaneros 7 months ago
¨FUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu¨
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1995mateen 9 months ago
it would have been more interesting if the reserve shoot released forks, knives and
a picnic basket.
Pavor4u 10 months ago
@Pavor4u fail joke buddy.
airliner20 10 months ago
And i just learned today that if it twins i should just try to untwin it insted of using backup :( now i dont know what to do
Reuben961 10 months ago
@Reuben961 yeah sure, try doint that, just don't forget :
Death is WAY smarter than you !
airliner20 10 months ago
skydiving would be a cool way to die, you see your death, accept your fate, and splat, you're dead.
winkledorf17 10 months ago
holy fuck.
FineCritic 11 months ago
why is sky diving fun.. you are literally falling to your death and hoping someone packed the parachute correctly. your playing with your life and that is that. im not saying im scared of death but im not going to tempt it either.
RepomanXVIII 11 months ago
*hey...nice [clap clap clap]...oh s**t, on no...my parachute! *
unpflash 11 months ago 2
SHALOM VERY NICE VIDEO THANKS !!!!!!
mrmakemakkara 1 year ago
Dont worry guys. those parachutes has a WARRANTY. if it fails. just use the warranty. if your still alive. :3
tentsop 1 year ago
A parachute has 2 parachutes in it. If the 1st one fails then there is a 2nd. And they say the 2nd one never fails.
So why don't they just open that 2nd one first?
ClutchMuchGaming 1 year ago 55
@ClutchMuchGaming Because never having it ware and tediously packing it is one of the reasons it's failure rate is lower. It's also mathematics, adding a second chute doesn't increase the odds by times two, it squares the odds.
mikedamat 10 months ago
@mikedamat times 2 and squaring the odds is he exact same thing when you are talking about two parachutes bro....
mfa066 10 months ago
@mfa066 Not the number of parachutes, odds of both not opening. For example, if you roll a die, the chance of a six is 1/6, if you were to roll it two times, the chance of both being six is 1/36, not 1/12.
mikedamat 10 months ago
@mikedamat Right, I agree with you, misunderstanding in your syntax. By "times 2" I thought you meant 1/x * 1/x (multiplying the odds two times) which would be the same as squaring it. However this exercise has proved to me yet again that I really need more productive hobby than writing on youtube comment boards....
mfa066 10 months ago
@ClutchMuchGaming because the first looks kooler
dudo413 10 months ago
@ClutchMuchGaming lol xD that made me laught
MetalRockMusicRecord 10 months ago
@ClutchMuchGaming They say the second one never fails because there is such a low chance of the first one failing, that for the second one to fail, it must be attributed to human error. So if you were to open the reserve first... well it would fair just as often as the first one does.
Back2pray01 10 months ago
@ClutchMuchGaming Couse the reserve parachute can be made only by the person having the rights to do this. And its about 50euro for each, so if you are rich you can do as you said ;)
czachaPL 9 months ago
@ClutchMuchGaming LOL! makes sense! :D
TheBlastaway 9 months ago
@ClutchMuchGaming
Because if the second doesn't open, you will never hear about it
dmib91 9 months ago 4
@ClutchMuchGaming because some times the second parachute wont work either
Jagandz12 8 months ago
@ClutchMuchGaming because you cant afford to have a rigger repack your reserve every jump , and only a qualified rigger can
3habaneros 7 months ago
@ClutchMuchGaming Probly we say the 2nd never fails because we don't use it a lot. But if the 2nd one fails after the first refuse to open, this is a very bad day. x)
zozodart 7 months ago
@ClutchMuchGaming i think the 2nd chute is much more basic and less manoeuvrable and its release system is different. The main chute gets deployed and packed over and over again during the day but the reserve is only checked and packed every couple of months or so (i think) by an experienced and licensed packer. Experienced skydivers can use really small sophisticated main chutes that allow them to pull off all kinds of crazy impressive stuff! but probably at the cost of some reliability
beazvids 6 months ago
@ClutchMuchGaming
cuz it will be called 1st so u will end up with only one . ha ha
hnkmg12345 6 months ago
@ClutchMuchGaming the second one can fail actually
Jagandz12 5 months ago
the guy: haha you fail my turn damn I failed to. God would you Fuking help me please
Poule134 1 year ago
Nice save
dumdum22290 1 year ago
@humanbeer its not fake dumbass...fuck what are you thinking.. his chute didnt open so he opened his emergency shute
abanander7 1 year ago
is he dead?
princepunisher 1 year ago
@princepunisher why should he? he opened his reserve
zottepedj 1 year ago
I thought you were going to use that plastic bag like thing for a chute.
Chocosizzles 1 year ago
fake
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@humanbeer lol, what a funny joke XD
Nokitfer 1 year ago
That's y i'd want a specially made parachute wit 3 chutes in it. 1 main + 2 reserves :P
richieh1980 1 year ago
At what hight SHOULD yo open ur parachute?
osverval 1 year ago
@osverval You get a pressure meter on your arm. Because there is no way you can keep track of the distance you fell
Nokitfer 1 year ago
Hi Tim meet gravity :)
einarknutsen 1 year ago
He was perfectly stable when he deployed and I assume it was not a packing error if he was experienced enough to be filming tandems, so any ideas why it twisted the way it did?
tpsossff 1 year ago
balls of steel
donsargent 1 year ago
imagine if your reserve didnt work...fuck thatd suck ....like wtf would you do....id be paranoid and packing like 4 other reserve ones hahaha
frankenstein04 1 year ago
@frankenstein04 assuming you survived to try it again haha =p
blabolabla 11 months ago
did u cut away as in cut the corc chute with a knife,or do u pull a quick hitch unhitch,i dont know thats why im asking,thank u
d9andy992 1 year ago
@d9andy992 you pull a little red pilow to the right of your rig and it disconects two cables that keep your main straps attached to your harness, after that you pull the reserve, no cutting tarzan stile.
wirikuta14 1 year ago
@d9andy992 theres a quick release handle you pull that cuts away the main parachute
DHdynamite 1 year ago
*inside Tim's head* OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH FUCKING SHIT OH SHIT
sd3f4gh5jk67 1 year ago
I really hope my reserve serves it's purpose when I eventually need it!
robinballachey 1 year ago
Hes like, Eww i don't like green, ill use the red one insteed ^^
thedizze1 1 year ago 2
damn, im scared of heights, and i would be so paranoid when first will fail to open, omg
Pavelkovinru 1 year ago
with no doubt i would have shit myself
kidkong584 1 year ago
AWEEEEESOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
santerror2 1 year ago
I had that malfunction 4 times in 4000 jumps, making video.. not nice when you have cameras on your head but it's a good video to show at friends.. ehhe
robbiethehood 1 year ago
lol yea, 4/4000 thats real good odds, still. Stay safe man
aftermathsample305 1 year ago
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii !
karipura 1 year ago
oh my gosh..he sould be very scared...
tingsh321 1 year ago
if i were a richman
SimplyMeHooray 1 year ago
2 things i'll never try
1. a parachute on my ass
2. lasic laser in my eyes
milohoff88 1 year ago
@milohoff88 I've tried both :p
brianshan1 1 year ago
this is why tim the toolman taylor dosnt pack your shute
iridemybycycle 1 year ago 3
danm...im going skydiving for the first time next week AFF...now im feeling a bit nervous about it...
aimalac3 1 year ago
Looked like a really bad line twist.......wild stuff for the student's vid! LOL
PotatoGunsRule 1 year ago
good drills
gazc831 1 year ago
I kept yelling...PULL THE RSL...PULL THE RSL!!!! lol!!!
spanishbeautyPR 2 years ago
@spanishbeautyPR How can you "pull" an RSL???
Prior23 1 year ago
@Prior23 you pull your RSL to release the pin and the pin releases the reserve!! Reserve Static Line
spanishbeautyPR 1 year ago
@spanishbeautyPR No, the main pulls your RSL to pull your Reserve. You don't pull your RSL yourself.
Prior23 1 year ago
@Prior23 so that little handle on your rig thats by your chest...you dont pull that?!?!?!?!!
spanishbeautyPR 1 year ago
@spanishbeautyPR Yes you do pull that, it's a called a Reserve handle, this is different than the RSL. You are getting them confused... The RSL is the lanyard that attaches the main to the reserve when the main is cutaway it pulls the reserve out with it automatically. The reserve handle is for manually deploying your reserve after cutting away the main. The RSL is never "pulled" manually.
Prior23 1 year ago
@Prior23 well consider myself corrected then! :)
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shottieflame 2 years ago
No biggy! The pink reserve is there when you need it :p
futuwes 2 years ago
lucky man with the backup
Miller3492 2 years ago
fuck what happens after thAT ONE =|
JaReD123RoX 2 years ago
oh man thats some effin scary stuff
schemes16 2 years ago 4
omg
nigzin 2 years ago 3
that crackling noise at the end, that wasnt because of the wind or the camera ... :L
rafpilotos 2 years ago 2
@rafpilotos lol
SiiKPrOdUcTiOnS1997 2 years ago
For a moemnt I thought the 2 person were blown to the left because of side winds but then I realized they just went slower than the cameraman and he just was on a lower level xD
ThorAxeTheThunder 2 years ago
That looks like Dunkeswell Airfield in Somerset, England.
Ducatisti001 2 years ago
what?
rangelso 2 years ago
parachute for sale:
unopend,
used once
...slight blood stain :L:L:L
roogle2k8 2 years ago 88
Sky Diving suit also for sale:
Used Once
Never Again
Few Brown stains at inner leg and up the back of the shirt. :)
LostInAHaze08 1 year ago 2
@roogle2k8
haha... that is cold!
kbnguy 1 year ago
good old trusty reserve
doogrisa 2 years ago 2
that'd get ya heart racing
TheBlairSmithProject 2 years ago 3
i would have made a mess. prey your reserve opens
shifttradition 2 years ago 2
@shifttradition I second that...
AmundRe 2 years ago
i wold hate that
spitfirescotty123 2 years ago
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wow this is a bad video.
GLD30 2 years ago
Think fast!!!!
PukuTheBear 2 years ago 2
o.0 ala mierda este video es real? enserio q wow !!!!
vanstar14 2 years ago
man that would scare the shit out of me i bet it takes alot of experience before somethin like havin to switch to your reserve dosent scare you
bobwatters 2 years ago
dame thats crazy as hell wonder what was going on in his head
lostkoryagain 2 years ago 2
spat dont save heaven is better!
joblessalex 2 years ago
is that at dunkeswell?
Catapultandclingfilm 2 years ago
nice save
swstiglich 2 years ago
shit yourself moment fuk me ild look down see ground coming closer and closer be ike :|
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lol what just happened
artaddict123 2 years ago
oh yes:) thanks for the info
Fijitime26 2 years ago
Severe Line twist, cut away, clean reserve open
LotinElite 2 years ago
watch the colour of the canopy change from green to pink orange. thats his second chute.
00Billy 2 years ago
what can we see here???
Fijitime26 2 years ago
you can see the lines twist, the main cut away, the reserve deployed.
cadian14758 2 years ago
jolin
obiwanjedis 2 years ago
no te cages jajajaa sino hubiese sido por la reserva...
hasta yo e habia asustado
viff12 2 years ago
WOOOW .-)
MaiMorti 2 years ago
id be shiting my fucking pants, it must be hard to make the decision to cut away your main all together and just pray to god that the reserve opens up.
noserider207 2 years ago 38
The reserve is being packed in a very special way. Only certified people (riggers) can do that. This makes this risk of a reserve failure very minimal
DarkDesigner616 2 years ago 2
they are called african americans
c2thaj42877 2 years ago
What are??
srnine9mm 2 years ago
@noserider207 The reserve is A LOT more reliable. Reserves almost never fail They would have been unlikely to land without serious injury using the tangled chute. Releasing the reserve definitely had the best risk to reward ratio.
theantiantichrist 1 year ago
@noserider207 One needs a special training and certification to fold reserve chutes. They are much more reliable to open.
betaroger 1 year ago
@noserider207 haha, trust me, when ur being spun by a malfunction like that its the easiest decision in the world.
DHdynamite 1 year ago
sphincter was flappin there
elbob099 2 years ago 3
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Wow, cut out the best part...the end. The rest was garbage and doesn't live up to is shocking title. LAME!
itcanbecheezcaketime 2 years ago
Looks like a few line twists. Canopy looks good.
Iduno77 2 years ago 6
Agreed, doesn't look like a 'failure' to me either mate.
scooter1138 2 years ago
wooh i got an adrenaline rush just watching that!
johnnyhardcastle 2 years ago
Wow that must have been an OH SHIT moment for a second or two. I noticed that smile falter a bit lol
Dangturtle 2 years ago 3
so, reserves must get tangled all the time too..
liamjanin 2 years ago
Fuking adrenaline rush, thts awesome, i skydive my self, but never had to pull the reserve must be fucking cool
DbozenD 3 years ago
wow lol thank the good old reserve! still i cudnt do that in a million years.
pugmanmatt 3 years ago
Whoa I already thought "dude now you're screwed" xD
Huebination 3 years ago
Damn! i hope you still jump after that?
pockchow 3 years ago
congrats
murdoch2486 3 years ago
Nice cutaway. Clean and well rehearsed. Good job. Blue Skies..........BD
Vamooska 3 years ago 3
you now how saved hes life god
sparten0000000000000 3 years ago
W.. What ?
ErrorCreator 3 years ago
Nice twist :)
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aww damn, he had a back up!
neogai456 3 years ago
that must have been scary as hell
113blue 3 years ago 3
40-44 looks like that went in space
newfolu 3 years ago
damn nice save
manbearpig5000000 3 years ago
crap but cool
bobinog2k8 3 years ago
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Line twist cutaways .... boring
bumsy69 3 years ago
Same thing happened to me after only a few jumps.
Strangely enough didnt feel scared,Just remembered what the instructor taught me...Was the last time I jumped though....Did not wish to tempt fate...Blue Skies!!!
jj4u007 3 years ago
fuck
Burial69 3 years ago
What kind of canopy? Looks cross-braced?
pulsejet1 3 years ago
fuck i am not looking fowared to sky diving
mstymoon 3 years ago
then why are you going to do it? thats probably one of the dumber things ive heard.
t0winthiswar 3 years ago
cause i have balls, you cant conqure a fear without doin it just like jj4 said. Im going airborn for the airforce and need to get over that shit asap. Im basically being forced into it by my MOS, but i figured after a few times it will be nothing.
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Your a still a gay homo chicken shit bastard. And probably black.
rrr1sportrider 3 years ago
shut up.
skateboardergirl8909 3 years ago
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Awsome cutaway and reserve pull. White Power to all.
rrr1sportrider 3 years ago
whats with the color coding scheme? apply that in traffic it might work..
ohnzee 3 years ago 3
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WHITE IS RIGHT!
PhonePrankster 3 years ago
YAh, the blacks are turning my neighborhood into a ghetto.
rrr1sportrider 3 years ago
happened to my neighborhood too
tehkrooz 2 years ago
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how can you be afraid of sky diving just dontdo it, fucking asshole
dandaman19101 3 years ago
fuck that i would have shit myself so much i wouldnt have been able to find the reserve parachute lol
paulyboy403 3 years ago
textbook. wow!
laffrenere 3 years ago
nice twist^^
oskar5 3 years ago
mike mcgill style!
laffrenere 3 years ago
Textbook cutaway...nicely done.
Vamooska 3 years ago
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i hate you
3per 3 years ago
lucky!
donchocoman 3 years ago
Nice Job! Made the decision early and got the reserve open with plenty of altitude to spare.
And the camera guy lives to jump another day...
tuttt99 3 years ago 2
Something similar happened to my uncle's skydiving instructor except he got his hand caught when the two lines twisted. He broke his leg on impact because he pulled the reserve so late but he's still jumping today.
Darktech9 3 years ago
to hell with what color it! it did its job. i saw a vid on here with a guy that deployed his reserve before cutting the main lose. at least this guy knows how to save himself
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cnwpl 3 years ago
well that pink one saved his life!
Studman2011 3 years ago 2
A pink parachute... Couldnt he chose a green 1 -.-
dichaelovic 3 years ago