Conan - What is Best in Life

[MrFritztheKraut]

Conan what is best in life? To crush the Conan remake, see it driven before you and hear the lamention of the producers

[tgillies101]

HA HA!!!! CROM laughs at your youtube responses ....... laugh's from his mountain.

[mouselogi]

Conan's response pretty much made the first guy sound like a girl

[FlakMeister]

Moral philosophy after Conan is nothing but footnotes. Everything that is good in life can be broken down to how much lamentation from women it produces.

[HansBethe]

@FlakMeister Genius!! ahahahahahahahahahahahahha

[sergeantsquish]

That is good. That is good.

[bangermccrusher]

WROOONG!!!! LAWL!

[soulstice99]

where'd they find that guy at 0:15 ...great casting! lol

[LoD100]

Damn, dont fuck with Conan i guess.

[Blanqueador]

wrooooong!

[dubmywub]

i watched this today

glad i did

was EPIC

[kwsilk]

HARSH!

[TheGuitarPilgrim]

Arnold likes his women beaten not dead

[spencetube89]

lol

[BandiereRosse]

that is GOOD!

[kamikazeCORP]

i remember i've heard a quote similiar to this before its a quote from Genghis Khan "The greatest happiness is to scatter your enemy, to drive him before you, to see his cities reduced to ashes, to see those who love him shrouded in tears, and to gather into your bosom his wives and daughters" BADASS

[SomeOne1121]

That is indeed one of the biggest badass mother fuckers in history!

[Drelaz]

Thats is good

[BadassMMA]

Yeah LOL. Arnold should be the next president.

[SomeOne1121]

Yeah, because you know the first thing he would do would be to relive is Conan days by invading anyone weaker...

[rapiddominace]

I want a T-shirt that says this on the back

[EscuchelaLaCiudad]

i dont get it

[XVictoriousMarchX]

What do u mean?

[EscuchelaLaCiudad]

i mean wtf is the point?

[XVictoriousMarchX]

Dude, back in these pre-christian era days, this is wat what was best in life!

[EscuchelaLaCiudad]

umm why is the video funny?

[XVictoriousMarchX]

Oh, that, lol, well the first Scythian/Hunnic w/e dude say's the gay peacful answer, then Conan comes in it with his awsome accent and say's that, it's pretty funny!

[BadassMMA]

Yeah because Conan was a warrior. LOL I wouldn´t say that the best things in life are to crush my enemies, see them driven before me and to hear the grief and sorrow(lamentation) or the women.

[PUNKOW]

I have to start living my life by the Conan ethos, no other philosophy in life will do.

[Tywin13]

he is nitchze's superman, you u are serious read his philosophy and u will see it fits

[Tap0k]

How'd you feel if everyone had that attitude?

[Powerslide0]

I probably wouldn't. I'd feel dead.

[Tap0k]

You know... that's a pretty decent answer! Of course, it also illustrates the problem.

[619heat]

I bow before the awesomeness of Conan words.

[superford500]

jepp, and the goose bumps is all over your body.

just amazing.

[drgreenthumb0293]

0:25 ............ That is good

I agree

[fr3d420]

something of the women. should have subtitles.

[Tails437]

lamentation. It's not an obscure phrase.

[4766462]

crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentation of the women...

[madmercenary]

Brilliant post. Well done.

[lawrencepickrem]

UGOTNUKED: A president being an actor is WAAAAY different than a Terminator series movie star being a governor. Come on now. Get real. But yes I guess in a democracy, almost anything is possible.

[UGOTNUKED]

Look at the films Reagen made... Bad B-Movies and Westerns..

In fact, Schwarzenegger made better films than Reagan.

[lawrencepickrem]

It's not that an actor can't be governor - the question is "should an actor ethically and morally be able to become mayor? It just doesn't sit well with me. I'm sorry if that offends anyone. It's just my opinion.

[alvesrocha]

I respect you opinion...

but I think that in a democracy any citizen can run for an office.

[UGOTNUKED]

Ronald Reagan was an actor... and the president of the United States....

[suhana3479]

then he was a very good actor

[ItsTheMeltdown]

all presidents are actors.

[drgreenthumb0293]

and they all suck

[PeekaPeep]

nah, just their interns...

[lawrencepickrem]

You know something is majorly wrong in America when a person like Arnold gets elected as governor. I mean, don't get me wrong I love the movies he appears in but can an actor really be a governor. America says yes! haha oh my

[alvesrocha]

why cant an actor be governor?

[frenchman203]

...to marry a Kennedy, endorse a losing Presidential candidate and drive a Hummer...

[Virgilio1287]

i heard he`s about to put those things as rights for all the citizens in california...

[AH64Eric]

90cta395...thats got to be one of the funniest things i've ever heard. your fiance wont care much for the idea and it will pretty much ruin the entire ceremony...but by God it would be worth it! Just send me a copy of the video...please!

[wilmarie117]

Graf Orlock made this quote MORE awesome!! on their new cd!!

[90cta395]

God as my witness, I am going to make this my wedding vows.

[Wraythhmark]

That is good.

[Zodiac1911]

that is good.

[theVAGINAtheist]

That's my governor!

:|

[JackCavallera]

no one better than arnold!

[deadbutmoving]

Total Genghis Khan paraphrasing right there.

[cassius969]

Ive seen his movies only with German dubbed, its so much better in english XD.

[Surya933]

lol! I never get tired of this clip.

[mjbalboni]

What a great line.

[GreatCthulhu420]

I heard Rob Zombie was doing a remake of Conan, Anyone know if that's still gonna happen or was it just b.s.?

[JackCavallera]

what?? rob zombie a remake of conan??? I know he's working on the sequel of halloween the beginning..Zombie could do a great remake of Freaks I think..

[gustafsfilmer]

oh Arnie, you´re priceless:)

[MachoLibRey]

THAT IS GOOD, that is good.

[ConanStories]

My name is Conan Angelo and I played 14 parts in the movie. I spent 5 months in production as a stuntman. On the very last day the cast and production people were having breakfast together and saying goodbye. We were in Almeria, Spain. Arnold looked up at me from his breakfast and in front of the cast said "What's good in life?" As my mind raced I said, "Women moaning in orgasm." He replied, "No no no! Cash in the hand and California real estate." This is a true story! ConanStories

[wujinsith]

CROM!!!!!!

[wuzcloopin]

Except when Arnold says it...."CRUM!!!!"

[WelkejTwrdejMarwin]

Crush your enemies. See them driven befor you and hear the lamentations of the women.

[kimera808]

"THAT IS GOOD!"

[NecroFrost1990]

Lol my 8 y.o. nephew was asked by teacher in his christian school what is best in life, and he answered with words of Conan! I'm proud of him))))

[MachoLibRey]

thats pretty hilaroius

[IntricationZ]

@NecroFrost1990 i can imagine the teacher's reaction! hahaha!

[bienenpabst]

ziemlich erschreckend das ein schauspieler eines tages wirklich macht erlangt andere legal töten zu lassen,siehe tookie williams...

[inf2k]

Der Mann weis alles über das Leben, was es zu wissen gilt. Weitere "Bildung" würde nur den Charakter deformieren.

[xCAGx77]

best fantasy/sword & sorcery movie ever made.

[Ironman718]

absolutely, no question about it

[ddarkshark]

he's the best barbarian of all movies ever!

[krashly71]

California needs a massive dose of Cimmerian reform.

[bambamh20]

WE MUST DO THIS FOR KALIFORINA....

[tre101]

Arnie for President of Earth!

[more4fats]

And nobody could pick Arnold for their V.P. running mate. That's a shame

[coyotefever105]

I think they must be born in the US to be a V.P.

[taterman1234]

"Dee Wemun" Hehe... XD

[DarkF00L]

Too bad it's the public education sector that's lamenting right now, Arnie. >:(

Just kidding, I'm giving him a hard time. Conan Rules!!!

[JMCADORY]

Lamentation - A cry of sorrow and grief.

Conan rules!!!

[neg8qre]

Oo..

[Unbeliever07]

To crush your enemies.. see them driven before you.. and hear the lamentation of the women!

HAIL!

[54spiritedwill54]

that is good....

[gladiata93]

the mongol has a thing for crying women

[tomhetistgut2]

What did he say?

[kayddle]

Arnold > everything in life

[Augments]

religion is something that is to be surpassed by atheism

[MonkeyIron]

but Conan believes in Crom! O_ó

[MrBlonde132]

WROOONG!

[TSCarruthers]

Epic quote man! It's as legendary as "I'll be back" but harder to remember word for word since it's longer. Pure genius nevertheless.

[WarriorType37]

LOL!

[Sordoloco]

Wroooong

[Gurrier]

NEEDS MORE CAMEL PUNCHING

[Tewbacca]

I want that on my tombstone

[deadlaughter2]

Best Arnold movie ever.

[DramisRehpotsirhc]

Just like Conan, Arnold became governor by his own hand.

[KaseyAkira]

You know, watching this again after so many years, it dawns on me how odd it is...

You have all these barbarians talking with an American accent (which of course I cant hear, since I grew up in America and it sounds normal to me)... then suddenly, a loud German accent from out of nowhere. Seems kind of weird.

[ttowntom]

Austrian, actually. And within the context of the movie, it's not strange...Conan was a foreigner to these barbarians; he would have been expected to sound strange.

[adamskyb]

he has an accent in the books too

[ttowntom]

Good point.

[stevt77]

If you want the 3rd Conan movie WITH Arnold, help the cause by signing the petition at thearnoldfans dot com. It's under the OAK MOVIES tab. CONAN FOREVER!!!!

[Slonor]

Arnie is old, dude. Kirk Douglas was good in Spartacus and Ulisse, but if he were to play in them now, I would say get another guy.

[frustriert]

i especially like the scene when lil conan is being tied to the mill(?) in the the middle of nowhere and grows old over the years, surviving as the only one of his clan

(... and crom will still laugh at this ...)

[acg515]

That's pretty tight dude, Conan rulz all who oppose him. I think there should be a religion that should worship Conan. It would be called Conism and it's worshippers would be Conites. It would be intense.

[acg515]

My favorite part is every single second Conan is in the picture. This is because Conan is a god.

[acg515]

Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women! Oh hells yeah!

[Kinkoyaburi]

I just watched Conan to remember the old times and though this part deserves to be put on YouTube, for the young generations to behold true wisdom, but I see someone already have done that.

It's good!

[koibast]

that is good....

[Cutedervish]

he he funny yet very inticing - try it you we love it says Conan.

[JOHNCHUYOUTOO]

wonder if conan's answer can be applied to corporate settings....

[acg515]

Conan can be applied to any setting dude. Conan is the lord of all man. He is god.

[Myxale]

A classic.

He's answer sould be a motto or a way of life! ;)

[VideoVault08]

REAL TALK.

[wokmonster]

trully what is best in life.

[ozzyapu]

Classic quote - Conan rules

[wizardlover]

Every time I watch this it makes me want to punch a hippy.

[DarkPascual]

Same here...

Those days were the good days, when men could be men, and be proud of it.

[SLUMRecords]

word up lets take it back to africa

[brhumgorst]

That is good!

[DaigojiGai]

One of the many gems (memorable/iconic scenes) from this film that makes it a classic. If only they kept the same director for The Destroyer (though it does has its moments... just sometimes too goofy)

"Bambaataa? I need you.... BAMBATAA!!!"

[mikeabundo]

The process is good, but achieving the goal is better. :)

[akalla21]

also, the lamentations of the women are merely the result of the first two things he says...if the women aren't crying, their men aren't dead, and he's not winning. it's simple kids.

[MightBiteYa]

You'd think that would've been obvious to pretty much everyone. You have to question the critical thinking abilities of someone who can't properly interpret something Conan says. Or Arnold, for that matter.

GET TO DA CHOPPAH!

[akalla21]

it's called context people. these guys are all warriors, living in a very hostile time. they aren't going to say that the best thing in life is flowers or love or whatever. do you see any women in this scene? do you see any kids? no. they're discussing winning battles.

[vanishingofemptiness]

this quote is originally attributed to Genghis Khan just so you know

[Jujutsuka4LIfe]

For warriors all of that hallmark card bullshit about open steppes and wind in your hair is sidestepping the original purpose and desire that a warrior has: to destroy your opponents. Some hippy dippy loser will interpret this as evil thought. Those who understand will see that there is no malice whatsoever in what Conan said.

[vanishingofemptiness]

You people are mad,conan's answer is the correct answer for a warrior with a healthy mind, which is one part of society as a whole.

[Jujutsuka4LIfe]

Very well put.

[maleysnemesis]

I agree with you for the first two things, but why should a warrior want to hear the lamentations of the women?

[vanishingofemptiness]

Possibly because the warrior must be find joy in what his purpose is and all consequences of his actions, including the sorrow he inflicts on the loved ones of his fallen foe.

[alchemason]

Get with the 21st century, retard

[vanishingofemptiness]

First get with interpreting a movie beyond your narrow view of the world, and stop name calling :)

[darkmasai]

Hey! Don't call people retArd

[sacking11]

there both wrong cause they are just describing feable human wants .. to be a bad ass warrior or to live in comfort and luxury..no what is best in life is being loved by ...

[Jujutsuka4LIfe]

Hah! You dismiss the attachments of others yet cling to your own as sanctimonious garbage. Say your crap to a zen master and get pushed in the mud.

[masameus]

I don't associate the film with Schwarzenegger or his bulging figure, and I don't even identify very intimately with the character Conan (I always liked Subotai). I think the other warrior's response is closer to the truth: best in life is the open steppe, a fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair. The dialogue is a good test: do you agree with Conan or do you side with the other warrior? The answer will probably reveal something of the way you interpret the entire film.

[cottonecarmelo]

Schiacciare i nemici,inseguirli mentre fuggono e ascoltare i lamenti delle femmine...

Questo e' bene!

[Comeback209]

All hail my Governor!

[pietershazam]

Ne'r has a truer word been spoken thus.

[PeekaPeep]

LORD CONAN HAS SPOKEN THUS!!!!!!

>;-D

[Duterasemis]

"The greatest pleasure is to vanquish your enemies and chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth and see those dear to them bathed in tears, to ride their horses and clasp to your bosom their wives and daughters."

--Ghenghis Khan

[Lorric101]

And he certainly did a lot of that last part. A new girl every night, pretty much. It's estimated that as many as 1 in 200 people can trace their origins back to Ghenghis khan.

[Graniteful]

You mean in China/Mongolia/Eastern Asia right? Because Ghengis and Kublai had a lot of women but not THAT much

[Lorric101]

Well, China does have 1/5 of the world's population. It does seem a steep figure, but who knows...

[frankcarrejo]

hahaha that mongol got punked!

[caspersvapors]

bwahha falcons at your wrist, sure thing fairy boy

[bobzilla211]

hahaha classic. Lamentation all the way!

[panetrain]

YES!! That is my favorite quote of all time!

Thank you for posting this.

[jimmyp37]

shakespearean