What the hell is vegemite

[bongzillabeckie]

LOL! love ya sis!

[McCbobbish]

Looks kinda like tar or petrolium dosnt it?

[TheSuprisebuttsecks]

Im Aussie and I have NEVER put vegemite on my face or teeth, does that make me un-australian?

[ame6603]

Looks like tar.

[captainbackflash]

I really like Vegemite, but only when I am in Australia. Hm, maybe everything is better in Australia? I think it is the same like tomatojuice. People only drink tomato juice on planes.

[TIMOTHYSAARINEN]

It's Janice Soprano!

[DeathByMoshPit93]

You put us aussies to shame

[Prettyrose91]

LOLZ!!! The warpaint thing is hilarious XD

[Unlimited517]

War-paint!! :O *jolts it down for future reference*

We also use it on Saladas, and trust me, being able to eat a whole teaspoon is a pretty crazy thing, even in Australia xD

*proceeds to sing the vegemite song!*

[vinceraney]

boring as fuck wow

[1965kerrie]

I love vegemite!!!! every morning I have it on toast with margarine. YUMMMM.

I really enjoyed this video!!! haha great job! : )

[mcquart]

vegemite looks and tastes like horse shit. How do I know well I don't because I don't eat stuff that resembles horse shit.

[RemedialDummy]

After you smeared the vegemite on your teeth, I could no long take you serious, but I did laugh, Over all I enjoyed the video, good job. Go Aussie Go!

[samuelbrainsample]

Of course America is as big and diverse as any country on the planet so it all depends on where you live but around here in Nashville, TN it's easier to find Marmite. Same stuff as Vegemite. I like it personally. It's strong so thats why you don't eat a big spoonful of it but spread it finely. I think I'll have some Vegemite toast or cheese sandwich when I get home from work.

[VideoGuyNC]

Vegemite is also very popular in South Africa. I once dated a girl from South Africa, and her parents convinced me to try it one night at dinner while they were in the States.

[katatonickate]

@VideoGuyNC I hope you tried vegemite on some bread with butter. Not straight from the jar :S

[VideoGuyNC]

@katatonickate I actually tried it on a snack cracker. I'm not a Vegemite fan.

[SarahMcKissick]

They have Vegemite Cheesybite now

[pooloogoo121]

@SarahMcKissick ITS GROSS, WE BOUGHT SOME, ITS LIKE CREAM SPREAD SAN D VEGIMITE, JUST NORMAL VEGIMITE IS GUD

[katatonickate]

@SarahMcKissick Yeah I don't like it. It tastes a bit weird....

[Dragon27488]

dont forget mixed with eggs and fried its awsome vegieggs (im Aussie)

[HOLLYistheMUSIC]

Vegemite is amazing.

[southernmedicine1968]

It's a byproduct from brewing beer. While over in Cairns I saw ads for XXXX beer. I was told they named it XXXX cause Aussies can't spell "beer". I need more data.

[Dragon27488]

@southernmedicine1968 XXXX is a Brand of beer over here

[katatonickate]

@southernmedicine1968 It's not a byproduct from brewing beer, but I wouldn't be surprised if the byproducts from beer resembled vegemite. The 4 X beer, is true! Queenslander's can't spell beer so they put 4 X's on the front. LOL

No, it's not true but it's what most of Australia likes to tease with...

[schnotzarella]

That stuff looks like it might be useful as a roofing material.

[katatonickate]

@schnotzarella Yeah, you could probably attempt to use it as roofing glue

[SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS]

thumbs up if vegemite > marmite

[katatonickate]

@SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS  YAY!

[SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS]

i hear its good on weetbix :S

[katatonickate]

@SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS it would be sooooo dry in your mouth!

[liquid49286]

Being an Ex-con is cool the last time I checked.

The whole Island is cool.

IVY !!!

You COW!!!!

[katatonickate]

@liquid49286 pretty much...

Didn't American's flee from England to escape being sent to Australia? :P

[KetchupSplodge]

MARMITE IS BETTER!!!!!! GO MARMITE!!!!!!! YOU WILL ALL BOW DOWN TO THE MARMITE GODS!!!!!!!!!!

[SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS]

@KetchupSplodge the the god of vegemite shall smite thee

[KetchupSplodge]

@SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS I WILL CALL ON THE MARMITE GOD! AND HE'LL SMITE YOU MORE!

[SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS]

@KetchupSplodge

THE GOD OF VEGEMITE CONDEMNS YOU TO HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY

YOU SHALL LIVE ON NOTHING BUT VEGEMITE CHEESYBITE!!

FOREVER!!!!

[KetchupSplodge]

@SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS YEAH WELL- WELL- YOUR FACE!

[SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS]

@KetchupSplodge i know right?

i'm wearing my traditional vegemite warpaint

[KetchupSplodge]

@SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS MARMITE!

[SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS]

@KetchupSplodge VEGEMITE!

[KetchupSplodge]

@SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS MARMITE!

[SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS]

@KetchupSplodge VEGEMITE!!

[KetchupSplodge]

@SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS MARMITE DAMMIT!!!!

[SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS]

@KetchupSplodge

MARMITE wants to fight

VEGEMITE used AWESOMENESS

its super effective

MARMITE used FAILURE

but it failed!

VEGEMITE used EPIC WIN

MARMITE was defeated

VEGEMITE gained 5 quadrillion exp points

[KetchupSplodge]

@SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS OH SHIT

[SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS]

@KetchupSplodge

DAMN STRAIGHT!!

THE VEGEMITE GODS SHALT NOW SMITE THEE

[SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS]

@SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS

THOU ART CONDEMNED TO HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY!!

THOU SHALT BE FORCE FED VEGEMITE FOREVER!!!

(btw - the Gods of vegemite cheesybite, mighty mite and promite are with me on this one)

[katatonickate]

@KetchupSplodge Are you kidding me!

I should delete that comment!

[mrpacman00]

I love the ending song...it all makes sense now!

[blondebabe96]

your a dick

[KetchupSplodge]

@blondebabe96 :o

[kahah2]

vegishite!

[ythenamezezima]

That's a box juice not a can.

[kramerscape1]

you sound like you don't even give a fuck lol

[jadedbutterfly27]

I have a few friends from Australia that offered to mail me some so that I could try it, but they couldn't explain it. This is so funny, and helped out with my curiosity. It kind of looks like tar in a jar. LOL Does it taste better than it looks?

[katatonickate]

@jadedbutterfly27 YES! But most Australian's have grown up eating vegemite.

You need to try it on some FRESH bread or some toast. Butter the bread / toast then scrap a small amount on the bread / toast. You don't want to cover the whole bread / toast with LOADS of vegemite. Just a SMALL scrape of vegemite. You might like it then. I would never eat vegemite from a spoon it's too salty!

[vargyna]

Vegemite is very popular with lesbians for some reason...

[katatonickate]

@vargyna Is your mum a lesbian?

[vargyna]

@katatonickate OF COURSE!

ALL MY RELATIVES ARE QUEER.

MY MATERNAL & PATERNAL GRANDPARENTS WERE ALL EXCLUSIVELY HOMOSEXUAL...

[HooliganzUpptime]

it makes you taller

[katatonickate]

@HooliganzUpptime indeed!

[pivotDX123]

fatty

[Verhoeven1980]

Looks like tar ^^ tasty

[AnastasiafyMe]

i think i might it because im russian and i like Kvass.

[pitykid]

The best way to eat vegemite (and Im aussie,so my recommendation is official)Follow these instructions:

1.Butter some sliced white bread

2.Spread very thin layer of Vegemite

3.Top with a slice of cheddar cheese(or cheese of ur choice)

4.Throw under th grill til cheese melts

5.Enjoy the hell out of it..YUM!

noob advice:The thinner u spread the Vegemite,the better.Too much can b overbearing 4 those not used to the taste.and please buy the Kraft one,not the imitations(like mitey mite or sum crap)

[mattyboy4074]

@pitykid i tried that OMG YUM

[TheNakedAtheist]

Haha, you look lovely at the end. You forgot to mention it can be used to pave roads, and can be spread on your roof to stop leaks. :p

[katatonickate]

@TheNakedAtheist This is true, roads !

[ManingGi]

perfect for hangovers mmmmmmmm

lol the americans own it tooo

[skyer0blue]

VEGEMITE IS SOOOOOOOO GOOD

BUT iSNACK 2.0 IS SO BAAAAAAAAD

[AUSSIEGIRL2496]

Well obviously the Americans dont know how to eat it like us Aussies.

[bigbzon]

It's when you put vege and mite together.

Presto, vegemite!

[Unguidedone]

And now I know and knowing is half the battle.

[TheOriginalDCBernard]

I like how she talks to us, as if we are not-so-bright space aliens, who don't understand the first thing about the planet they're visiting.

[ozkidzez91]

@TheOriginalDCBernard Well, this video IS aimed at americans. :D

[katatonickate]

@TheOriginalDCBernard I like how you have no sense of humour.

[IcouldBNE1]

I did a quick web search on vegemite and found out it's been banned in my country.

[KetchupSplodge]

@IcouldBNE1 Yeah, it contains crack XD

[taylort123]

@IcouldBNE1 hi i love in strongsville and its not banned here

[schnotzarella]

@IcouldBNE1 My b/f is 6'4 and full of muscle.  He does work for an Australian lady but thank God he has never tried to make me eat a Vegemite sandwich.

P.S.: Must applaud these grrls as they have some fabulous makeup ideas.

[samuelbrainsample]

@IcouldBNE1 Communist.  :-)

[Wify]

Suck it up and EAT the veggiemite! YUM! Who needs butter. EAT IT BY THE SPOON.

[KineticFrenetic]

I use vegemite to fight off sharks. Just dip some of that shit in the water and watch them scurry off in a hurry. Works wonder. Caution: Do not eat it.

[gnrman89]

lol very very funny man well done well done indeed lol

[katatonickate]

@gnrman89 Why thank you. It's only taken me over a year to respond :P

[katatonickate]

@KineticFrenetic Yeah! It's awesome to keep sharks away. I smeared a whole bucket over my body and swam in shark infested waters... and here I am today!

Vegemite is pretty much good for anything especially birth control!

[mudchair16]

Preservative 220 is sulphur dioxide. Yum yum.

[katatonickate]

@mudchair16 Yep, sure is... mmmm sulphur

[Aheadstix85]

Ya know despite how bad it looks, its actually really good for you, has a lot of vitamin B in it.

[reno1111111100]

we need it ffor oil in the outbake mate

[oldbag699]

vegemite is the insides of kangarooss ha ha ha ha

[PrncesFluro]

VEGIMITE is the bessst food in the world !!, whoo go us AUSSIES!!

[mischifKES]

sorry buddy but MARMITE kicks vegemite's arse anyday. p.s. it's vegemite not vegimite..

[volcano798]

MARMITE IS BETTER

[omgitsfrenchy6969696]

its da fucking best food in da world bitchessssss lol plus whats wrong wif da colour black

[pwiinc3zz99]

vegimite is soo yukk eww i had it yesterday n i was bout to vomit

[Aheadstix85]

think of it a dried out beer, its the stuff that dried up at the bottom of vats in Brewerys after the vat was drained of beer, one ay some bloke decided to spread it on his samwich i guess and the rest is history.

[maskgirl6]

Oh my god...I felt like I wanted to throw up..

its BLACK! Yeah one of the uses could be re paving your drive way..

[okami419]

The face paint part was funny.

[Moocowthebrave]

I like vegemite so much id have its babies, AND IM A MAN BLoody oath its fantastic me and a mate put some bets on to eat a whole jar.. Couldnt taste shit for a week xD

[babelovessex]

vegemite is yummy :)

[sk8ter1802]

what the fuck no one uses vegimite to use an face paint or for halloween haha

[6thCreated]

I have had it. It takes EXACTLY like eating a beef bouillon cube. I spread it on toast and it tasted like I spread some beef bouillon on the bread, except not as dry.

[YetAnotherRachyy]

Funny. Vegemite is nice. :]

And omg, I've seen those drinks. I know this guy who has one every day! They're kind of strange... We pay him out about it every time. =P

[alexvandrummer]

Thanks for the great intro to Vegemite. Really well done and I was crackin up!

[logan3134]

what the fuck is wrong with these people

y would they eat this shit

[cnmallie]

OHMIGOSH!! that was soooo hilarious!! lol..I loved it :), I couldn't have done a better Vegemite video myself! WELL DONE katatonickate...I applaud you!!! :)

[raymondbuz]

BLACK peanutbutter great!!!!!!!!!!

[narchoman49]

vegemite is only the best freaking spread ever :)

yummm

mostly only australians like it :) (im aussie)

[AdventAshley]

what deos it taste like?

:)

[narchoman49]

heaven :)

haha

i dunno nothing really tastes like it, but its awesome :)

[AdventAshley]

thank you ^^

[barkpeeler2000]

it's very savory and salty, kind of like a beef boullion cube

[AdventAshley]

oh? ive never tried beef boullion

but i do like salty :D

[BoomerDisney]

Oh geez i'm one of those weirdoes that hate beef/steak/ etc ...i thought vegemite was more like relish :p

[barkpeeler2000]

i like it. i'm american. :) i have to order it though...

[Ts0usermax]

well ill tell you what fkn vegemite isnt.

it fkn isnt something you smear on bread like the little girl with the pink top had. its not fkn nutella.

[archeeizm]

You use vegemite to wash away the taste of those nasty boiled peanuts they sell at every gas station down in Florida.

[ByeByeBelly]

Vegemite doesn't benefit your health in any way, it's mainly table salt... look how many mg of sodium per 100g

[wondeboy12]

so vitamin b is of course useless.....

[jessi330]

you can get vitamin b in many many other ways. how many millions of people don't eat vegemite?

[wondeboy12]

NO FUCKING SHIT!?! ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!?!

My god in all my fucking years at a personal trainer and even with that silly little nutrition course I done I never fucking knew that?!?!?!?!??(sarcasm)

And does that last statement have a point how many millions dont eat it alot duhhhhh but fucking heaps eat it its a hit in most of asia as well as here

[wrestlingnewsdesk]

i,m british i have brought vegimite loads of time from morrisons supermarket

[fpvshitsonhsv]

yes vegemite was used in the world war's by us Australian's it was a quick snack that kept there energy up becouse its a vitamin B suplament.If u read the lable it actuley a suplament.Sorry about the typo's beer's going down well

[LawOfLogic]

Doesn't vitamin B require food to function? ( other than the Vegemite)

[fpvshitsonhsv]

sure does thats why they had jam and biscuits for carbs and coffee to help fatigue.Also when its on toast vegemite is great becouse the carbs will help it release energy slowly throughout the day.

[paspax]

Yup, low G.I.

[tinalg82]

The vegemite on your teeth made my day. I know some people like that. Good laugh :)

[ducartech]

I'm Aussie and that looks like tar to me but it tasts goooooood

[mosdefau]

Vegemite is the left over product of beer.

Beer is the solution to all lifes beer.

[kadavikhan]

Ya along with yo mama. lol @ breed of ex convicts

[kadavikhan]

lol, i ain't need to be Australian to know about Aussie the point is ya'll are ex convicts.

[katatonickate]

um... your point is not valid. what does being an 'ex convict' have to do with vegemite. NOTHING!

[SnipingPunkazz]

Kate I've heard it comes from the botom of a beer barrel after the beer is brewed or aged or somethin of that sort....hence the barley in the ingredients :D

[billsmith2008]

No not true

[wondeboy12]

OH really?

[paspax]

Yes, It is primarily made from the leftovers of beer production. MMMM

Vegemite is made from BEER.

I think that might be why we like it so much. My Mates kid wouldn't eat his Vegemite. When asking him if he was a REAL Aussie didn't work I told him it was made from beer & he scoffed the lot.

Now he's a happy little Vegemite.

[mattyboy4074]

@katatonickate lol

[wyatte123]

@katatonickate aussie was started as a prison colony and then turn into what it is by ex-brits that where prisoners

[Pienutman]

Dude,

Go **** yourself.

Enough said.

[robboz71]

LOL i love convict remarks,but a lot of us were settlers and gold miners hehe,the only ex convicts are now driving holdens and listening to ac\dc..oh and they drink VB :P

[paspax]

less than 56% of Aussies can claim convict heritage. Most of those people will have only 1 very distant convict ancestor. Americans forget that convicts were sent to America too, until the war of independence,. Why don't people say that crap about them ??

[crazyperson3245]

@kadavikhan wow wow wow buddy chill out first off ain't isn't and word and ya'll isn't a word are you trying to tell us your a fat ass redneck?

[FormulaOneFan4Eva]

omg! do some research! less than 10% of us are decendant from convicts, the rest are decended from legitemate immigrants...

i also, don't even need to look at your profile because i know only something so ignorant could come from an american...

[Keiraholic06]

@kadavikhan that's ok but at least we take a bath every day and not once a month or so... ha ha!!

[kadavikhan]

well y'all Aussie are ex convicts . Eating this kind of nasty crap coz British just dump y'all to Oceania without food and y'all came up with nasty food . Be like Americans eat burgers and steak etc, which is the real food .

[katatonickate]

you fail at being Australian, therefore your rant is not valid.

[wondeboy12]

No actually the war left us with missing vitamin b so we resued things from manufacturing.

Also when the british gave us idependance there was just over a million people here and only 150,000 where convicts and then we had mass migrations from europe and england over the next just over 100 years and every single one of them was a free settler so very few people came from convicts so do us a favor & get your facts straight fuckwit before you open your fat dripping hole hey?

[billsmith2008]

Idiot Australia does not have its own independance we are still part of the Commanwealth so in your own words

get your facts straight fuckwit before you open your fat dripping hole hey

[wondeboy12]

Independence from the United Kingdom - Constitution 1 January 1901 - Statute of Westminster 11 December 1931 - Statute of Westminster Adoption Act 9 October 1942 (with effect from 3 September 1939) - Australia Act 3 March 1986

WE do have our indipendance over the english goverment it has no power over us, only the monarch who is the leader (and more of a figurehead at that) of the commonwealth of nations.

[paspax]

FINALLY, somebody who knows the FACTS.

Yes, I watched Bob Hawke & the Queen sign the Australia Act on TV. It severed the last thread of control the Queen still had over Australia.

Before that the highest court in Australia was the High court in England. Now it's the Australian Supreme or High Court (i forget which)

The Queen is our MONARCH.

the Governor General is the Head of State.

[wondeboy12]

The facts are there to be had where thse people get their facts from ill never know but the obvious assumption is it wasnt a reputable schooling system nor a decent source of information.

[kimmmmm04]

Like salt, you have to make sure not to use too much.

Hating Vegemite is like hating salt... You're not eating it properly.

[zoot69]

I wasn't expecting the war paint bit, that made me lol. I love vegemite.

[wondeboy12]

Asians like it but then of course their food often contains similar flavors....

[archeeizm]

I just found vegemite at World market in Kalamazoo Michigan 150 mmitre for 7 dollars I spread it on toast real thin and ate it all!! Must have to acuire the taste but i AM GONNA DO IT AGAIN TOMORROW!! They had something called Marmite right next to it for only 6dollars anyone know whats up with that?? can you use Vegemite in recipes to enhance some foods??? Maybe in chili or something?? someone must know this.

[katatonickate]

7 dollars! geeze.

Yep, the trick to eating and enjoying vegemite is

1. You need to toast the bread, spread lot of butte on it.

2. just a scrape of vegemite - eat and enjoy!

Don't even bother eatin' marmite!

As for the recipes, you can use vegemite to replace salt - so in soups yadda... yadda

[Uberdude9020]

@archeeizm BUY MARMITE IT'S BETTER

[xprettyfly89]

americans are so stupid about this...there like 'omg it tastes disgusting how the fuck do they eat this shit!?'

EASY IDIOTS

[sunshineandsmileshug]

Aussie! Aussie! Aussie!

Oi! Oi! Oi!

Love me Vegemite :P

[wondeboy12]

please dont do that twice it makes big kiwi forewards go tee hee hee at us when you do that.

[sunshineandsmileshug]

???

[wondeboy12]

Aussie! Aussie! Aussie!

Oi! Oi! Oi!

If any sporting chants going to make other nations pay attention and think where serious its NOT that.

[saffylicious78]

Haha kevin bloody wilson eh :p They think we're the bloody Wiggles!

[blitz0n]

they also put vegimite on cooked chooks that you buy from the shop. to make it look even MORE golden brown..... or bronze o.o

[GUTTERWHORE3]

yeast/hmm, my girl has that problem,but fu ill never put that in my mouth,,u ppl r nasty

[thedigitalcollective]

like bullion cubes for soup? i learned something.i believe i saw a man post something about a small "walkabout" i belive he smeared it on his legs knee down because of leaches..i worked and he licked his fingers.LOL i want some for the heck of it.i mean what neutricionl value does it have you read the ingrediants but i dont think it would be in enough volume to do anything and with butter and bread,weight gain i guess.i used to so sets 2 years ago and i miss being in shape.thanks 4 posting kate!

[fairlaneguy82]

also fuck ur hideous

[fairlaneguy82]

hows about i come to to ur assbag contries and shove a jar of this so called shit up ur asses,but u faggots would probobaly enjoy it AUSSIE PRIDE

[Kelo60]

From what I hear Vegemite taste like jizz.

[apple1231230]

i used vegimite as lubericant O.o

dint work to well :P

[batbreath77]

I just ate some, good stuff :)

[DebraKadabra000]

OMG ITS AN AUSTRIALIN! lets get em boys!!

[DarkWhite25]

VEGEMITE FORE THE WIN. its like solid salty beer. its the fucking best. as well as tiger toast

[phone986]

OMG!! i love vegimite i grew up on it im 16 now. nothing beats vegimite with cheese none of that plastic shit and vegimite with penut butter and last but no least vegimite with butter

[DirtySanchezzxx]

aussies like vegemite because it is bottled kangaroo shit

fuck you