Haloid

[biguns007]

you could say.. *puts on sunglasses* thats Mistress Chief

Master Chief's sister

[EpicTOASTER1019]

I wish you could do the shield reflection in Halo.

[galestin]

| :

uhh, you can. just not so accurately.

you've never notice the bullet bounces of Elite shields or Jackal shields on higher difficulty?

granted, your lucky if you actually manage to get a kill like that. I've seen it happen once or twice.

[EpicTOASTER1019]

SAMUS IS ASIAN!?!?!?!?! What else do i not know

[pokesonhalo]

still sexy still awesome but i didnt realize MC was half chinese LOL

[SilentGun0211]

shotgun dance was epic...if anyone could ask montey to do another with the graphics of this era would be awsome. plus that is nicole-458 as seeing what happend during her time rift incedent. plus profile matches. and captkenpachi22 is correct, but it was his instinct to be on top of everything is what made him a leader.

[rosavampire]

i lol'd when samus amour got broken

[subspacetheunknown]

What is the name of the song at the dance scene

[brutesRmine]

Monty should remake this with better graphics

[aceofaces18]

navy



[aceofaces18]

And nothing brings great warriors fighting aliens together like a nuclear fusion or fission detonation

[aceofaces18]

Master chief is actuall an NCO rank in the nay its short for master chief petty officer. Think of them as the gunnery seargents of the navy

[KuraiLord]

hothothothothothot...

[mrsdarkwing]

ok so it master chief is not the name of master chief..his name is john..there were multiple master chiefs so one of them could of easily been female..ty

[firedaemon94]

@mrsdarkwing master chief is a rank, John is a Master Chief Petty Officer in the UNSC, he is also a member of the Spartan 2 program. Yes there are other Female Spartans and yes there are other Female Master Chief Petty Officers, however there are not any Female Master Chief Petty Officers in the UNSC who are also Spartan 2's.

[GruntKilla90]

@mrsdarkwing Not multiple Master Chiefs, multiple Spartans. XD  But yes their were female ones as well. I think one or two are still alive in the books too.

[RVBcaboose1000]

Matrix

[RVBcaboose1000]

How do you DO that?

[MultiShultz]

@RVBcaboose1000 This was made in a "game" called "Garry's Mod" i can tell cause this looks like hammys prop pack and the map and props are from half life 2 and 4:04 - 4:10 is the physgun beam for editing... He just spent hours and days of his life to make this look perfect since it was stop-motion... either way its still good

[LordChickenBoy3]

Amazing as always monty

[Aeroknaut]

Samus looks asian. :P

[MultiHalo83]

HALOID IS AAWSOME ;)

[CaptKenpachi22]

Anyone who knows anything about Halo knows that there were tons of female spartans. And I read somewhere down below about the Chief. The Chief is the luckiest of spartans, that is his trait. And he was a born leader. This could be one of the couple hundred they originally train or a made up one.

[TheVideoSoup]

Lol. I saw the bungie logo when master chief woke up from being knocked out. nice video.

[PokeMaster1025]

THE END.... SEXY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!

[PokeMaster1025]

5:23 OMG SAMUS LOVES HIM!

[PokeMaster1025]

4:28 through 4:35 Bzzt. WTF?

[INWAssassin125]

Most epic vid I've ever seen! Just Epic!

[sbob279]

She trained Tex

[supersmile131]

two words. BAD ASS

[zzzxxx981]

THIS IS EPIC

[Jayblaze1193]

Wow only two questions come to mind... What Planet is this? And how can it withstand this level of EPICNESS!?

[MultiHalo83]

bla!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dont u fauking dare like this or ill rip off ur dick shove it in your mouth so deep u cant tell weather ur giving ur self a blow job or having butt sex DX

[CaptKenpachi22]

@MultiHalo83 Somebody needs to shut the f up

[MultiHalo83]

@CaptKenpachi22 MABY I SHOULD BUT KEEP NEGETIVE COMMENTS TO YOUR SELF F- WAD FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[deadpixle4]

I know someone who helped with this but didn't want credit

[wiredtvcraze]

Whaaa???, A Master Gal???

[NukeBoyify]

Its funny how Chief got a spark in the Male areas even though he's a she :)

[jrmmd2008]

@NukeBoyify Women have parts down there too. Parts that can get moist and short circut armor

[NukeBoyify]

@jrmmd2008 Still *shockingly* Disturbing lol

[TheRealSugarShane]

fucking sweet, fighting reminded me of Dragonball Z

[TheBigums285]

@TheRealSugarShane lol, the other day i was wondering what a Monty Oum version of DBZ would be like (answer, totally fucking epic!!!!!!)

[boxiestproduct1]

KILLIONAIRE!

[blackops7872]

lol this video is fresh lol for the dane off

[XxStarfishprime631Xx]

i found this vid a couple of years ago and guess what... im still shitting bricks xD monty oum ur EPIC!!!!!! 

[scarvello]

lmfao I just watched the dance off after the credits ...SO UNPREDICTABLE lol Oum you are a genius.

[scarvello]

lol im sensing some "Matrix" influences and I think some snippets from the matrix soundtrack was in this vid as well hmmm

[scarvello]

if we had a video game that actually played like this...

[jesman248]

All spartans had mark v armor. This is just fanfiction and john wasn't the weakest. There is a reason why he is the leader

[TheBigums285]

@jesman248 his many attribute was luck

[jesman248]

@TheBigums285 his main one yes, but he was a natural leader and the most well rounded

[ksan19404999]

i find this video hard to masturbate too :/

[Shadowkirby64000]

Wait, I thought Master chief was a guy. "John" 117 ?

[zfatjesus]

@Shadowkirby64000 There were way more spartans than just master chief. Most are just floating through space in stasis. spartan 117 is actually weak compared to the other ones

[Shadowkirby64000]

@zfatjesus Right , i knew there were more than one, but do they all have the same armor?

[Shadowkirby64000]

Wait, what is with the ending and the two girls?

[MultiAnonymousdude]

9:08 look at that pretty mushroom cloud.

shouldnt we be worried about the fallout and.. leave?

nah, if we hold each other, it should be ok.

[MrMarkBarney]

Of course, MC is a girl. That's why in the books it showed him as a little boy on the equipment, and why his name is John.

And don't be saying that's another spartan. That is MJOLNIR Class V... and guess who the ONLY spartan to wear that armor is? That's right, John.

I guess if in your video he had undergone massive trans-gender surgery...

[michaelbanks1000]

I want to learn from you man!!! SEXY

[Keon994]

I loled at 4:47 when there was an electric shock on Master Chiefs Crotch XD

[OrthodoxParadoxBox]

This entire sequence should be Samus's final smash.

[DeTantalus]

Elite surfing FTW

[ProjektReaper]

this video is absolutely amazing. monty you deserve mad mad props for this. truly epic.

@ chife53, no, you are simply wrong. samus's suit is actually FAR FAR FAR more advanced and capable than master chiefs. and altho you are right he probably would kamikaze her, i doubt it would do much to her, and i hardly consider suicide winning. it would be a close battle, but samus definately would have the upper hand with the tech available to her. she barely touches all the abilities of true samus inthis

[ilikejoebobyo]

no im just kidding it really was a good video

[ilikejoebobyo]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ...........nice video though

[weefreeman22]

that was epic

[ph4nt0m707]

bad ass video dude, lol i loved the part where everyone jizzed in their pants lol i almost did the same thing.....almost ;)

[TheUpperClan]

master chick

[TheUpperClan]

would evryone stop getting mad, this vid is just for a laugh and a good entertaining few minutes.

[phantasmic1000]

just so that no one is cofused that is nichole from dead or alive 4 not master chief they made a female spartan for the game and nichole was born

[chife53]

In a real battle, Mater Chief would win. Master chief was kidnapped at age 6, put through 8 years of vigorus training, and genetically mutated to be the best warrior in the universe. NOW ALL YOU METROID TROLLS CALM DOWN. I KNOW SAMUS WAS PUT THROUGH TRAINING TOO.But Master Chief has qualaties that samus doesnt have. Master Chief would put his mission before his life. If he felt that he would not be able to take down samus without hurting himself very bad. He woud kamakaze her ass.hw has LUCK

[NerevarWolfeye64]

Hell, look at Linda, best damn Spartan sniper you could ask for :P

Far outstripped the chiefs potential, but as Cortana says "You had something they didn't have. Luck."

[PrettyBoySwaggr]

good vid

[bloodyxmonkey]

wow... thats relly cool.

[Metroidkalib]

Does anyone notice that the only thing this vid has to do with metroid is Samus? There are no enemies from any of the games of metroid

[yos2481]

HACKS! MASTER CHIEF HACKS!

[skulliam]

9:36 You can see Master Chick's panties.

[dominatorG94]

That was INSANE!! I can see exactly why roosterteeth hired him! 

[stevenh2o1]

he not a femaleXD it the joke saying he a lesbian

[BedTimeProductions11]

i did not know master chief was a chick

[atv182]

Why does Bad Romance have more views than this?...

[Darklegend6388]

Thumbs up if Master Chief snipes just like you when you play Halo :D

[Lionist132]

......The ending sucks....should've stuck with it being a dude. Not trying to be sexist or anything,and the fact they walk happily along some rail-road tracks,only knowing that 92% of the city is over-run by FUCKING ALIENS,and they think its over? MY ASS,ITS OVER.

[FailingModest]

am I the only one that noticed that master "chick" gets a boner at 4:45?

[Lionist132]

@FailingModest Master "Chick" got wet. >_>

[Finite101]

sorry, but a very unfair fight goin down here. Samus can fly...and has a laser whip...seriously now. oh and a cannon that could level a pelican... epic video though.

[TheCreamofwheat]

Also at :30 does anyone else notice that the ODST's caring a Rifle from the movie Aliens.

[PuffehFrogz]

@TheCreamofwheat Now i notice

[Lionist132]

@TheCreamofwheat I did.

[TheCreamofwheat]

Praise Monty, he's work with Red vs Blue Revelations made me cry tears of joy.

[123mylittlemonkey]

Oh! so cool! dude i like this video.Whith a sexy ending

[SmGClaymore00]

Master cheif...0_0 *spark*

[Metalmatt96]

thats no a girl nor the master chief but chuck norris is disguise

[NoGirlsOnTheInternet]

@Metalmatt96 that would explain the car-throwing...

And it is a fact that Chuck Norris can punch his penis and turn it into a vagina and vice-versa at will.

[Metalmatt96]

@NoGirlsOnTheInternet lol nice

[Lionist132]

@NoGirlsOnTheInternet Chuck Norris sucks,hes over-used,like Mudkip. Thus soon bringing him to his downfall.

[NoGirlsOnTheInternet]

@Lionist132

Getting kicked in the Diglet has existed for centuries and it still usually gets a laugh and have been used for comedy almost just as long.

The reason for this is because Chuck Norris invented it. *ba-dum psh* I kid, but seriously, humor doesn't have an expiration date.

Although if anyone brings about his downfall it's Charlie Sheen...

[Lionist132]

@NoGirlsOnTheInternet Or Dane Cook.

[fuzzymonkey13]

9:38 2 9:40 they all poped a boner XD lol

[fuzzymonkey13]

7:33 its says bungie XD thumpz up if u c it

[alexsalsbury1]

hahahah luv the duel chain gunnin lol

[TheArbiter6695]

who would win? neither.Jorge.All praise him...

[JETPUFFDNINJA]

01:31 what are those balls?



[zdiddi]

there was female Spartans, back before halo acording to the books, but if she was one of them, then we know this didnt take palce on earth because master chief was the only one to set foot on earth

[Alfasali]

@zdiddi or it could also be just someone having fun wondering what if... master chief were a girl...

[ganondorfal]

@zdiddi well technically in dead or alive 4 there is a character called nicole 458 that is a spartan and if you look at roughly 9:00....seems pretty similar to 458 no? also nicole was japanese as well so it really fits.

[blitzer360]

they should have dual swords in halo

[shadowflame141]

I don't think I would want a nuke on me back

[Zanite]

is that an electronic malfunction or are you pleased to see me?

[somenukes]

ending is retarded but samus is really a girl in the games of metroid but nice vid.

[XCloud123]

Monty Oum makes such amazing things. Look up Dead fantasy 1 and 2 if ya liked this.

[lebmafiazo1]

awsome dude continue haloid is so fcking nice

[Miller364117]

the end was totaly unexpected...Mater Chick vs. Samus Lol

[zdiddi]

I laughed at part 4:46 when master chief saw samus in her zero suit

[Darksniper013]

i think the funniest part was the elite at 1:55 that makes his scream when hes kicked

[Pattysk894]

Go to Imeem.. search WAR GAMES by Immediate Music.. and start it at 1:04.. It's perfect

[vashfly78]

Only problem with this is that Master Chief's name is John.

[Therisont]

Good for John.

Can you guess what name this spartan is (here's a Tip, it isn't John)

[thellt1]

linda possibly? well that name comes from the halo series books... that would be so awesome. hey wheres john? he might like this video XD

[MrSexysPizzaria]

this is probably the single most awesome video on youtube. To Monty Oum i give kudos. Besides everyones been asking the question as to who will win between the cheif and sammy. Even though this might not give everybody the answer they want, they can't say they didn't enjoy watching 2 girls kick the crap out of the covenant and each other lol.

[AngelHikara]

this is the single most awesome vid i ever seen XDD i dont care about well the fact they had a female spartan that just makes it cooler at how she could kick so much ass in such a badass way XDD i freakin love it

[jackout101]

everybody is all piss off about the MC being a girl in the video but if those idiots would think about it for a second master cheif was the last spartan indicating that there were once OTHER spartans! so shut up about it all ready. also there is nothing wrong with lesbiens

[crazyguy4949]

OMG MASTER CHIEF IS A LESBIAN!!!!!111

[claw400]

one thing i dont understand during the battle and ending y masterchief nut circuits fried if its a female o.0

[MajorKris]

.....Think about it.

[desacron]

the vid was awesome lots of laughs =)

[diegoM027]

The dance part is awesome.

[xjmainx]

omg please someone anyone tell me what is that song that starts of soon as the vid come on plz pretty plz tell me

[kevfromMA]

posted the chuck norris thing too early O.o

but whats with the shemale? she gets a boner when samus's armor comes off

[Andanis]

well... theres gotta be a penis SOMEWHERE in that relationship. it might as WELL be on MC ;D

[kevfromMA]

thats not a spartan, its just chuck norris in his halloween costume

[Joshuwiii]

OMG stfu you halo fanboys

We all know Master chief isnt a girl but who cares, you played gaylo online... you can have the same color armor as master chief and can pick a female char. You ever think thats some girl is same rank as master chief and thats not him? Of corse not, your to busy being butthurt to think of that

[Cable168]

master chief not a girl

u want proof?

listen to his voice

[117JKing]

But besides that the action is pretty sweet

[117JKing]

WTF!!!!!! Master Chief Is not a fucking woman!!! havent u ever heard him talk in the halo games, and fuck voice changers!!!!

[alondite215]

He's not the only SPARTAN to ever exist...and he is capable of nothing close to what she does in this video.

[MrCoolhwhip]

@alondite215 Yea this is some fancy shit she can do but Masterchief is just to badass for this stuff............... Run n gun ya know!! -=D

[carnage1171]

@alondite215 yeah from halo reach halo 3 odst and fall of reach

[BoE34567]

@alondite215 thats a girl

[dudemonkey731]

@alondite215 Actually any Spartan is capable of many of the things in this video. You are obviously not a true Halo fan.

[Flushedoregon]

dude, the thing with the shotgun is easy man...I did it just yesterday.

Note:this was a joke.

[containsmediumpeople]

02:22 (Thats when it gets better)

[DarkStriker1]

this kinda reminds me of the matrix till samus arrives

[Futuresoldier22]

great fight secne awsome graphics one of the best videos i have even seen. down side. you fucked up the ending. master cheif is a guys, his name is John and he has a guy vioce in every game. but overall great video

[ViciouslyEpic]

Yes, let's go ahead and forget the hundred+ female spartans and the one female that was specifically created at the request of Nintendo to feature in one of their games, Soul Calibur. Don't know which one. But yes, let's go ahead and forget all of them and pretend that somewhere in this video it was explicitly mentioned that the spartan in particular was Master Chief.

[containsmediumpeople]

Duh! Female spartans get boners too!

[haloman800]

this is an epic video, i wish he was a male in the end though or he dident take his suit off, because 1st of all, his name is john, he has a males voice, and they call him master chief, ive never heard a girl been called chief, ive also heard people call him sir.

[slaya601]

is that mc or super man in that armor

[ah1my1doodle]

awesome but... HIS name is JOHN

[sora5196]

hottttttttt

[shadowhand43]

meet mister rolf knief slice slice slice die trevor

[gargoyle259]

At the end of the video past the credits, just before they start to dance it says the Master Chick Vs. Samus. Obvioulsy this isn't the real Master Chief.

[isakandIsak]

2:43

[100sisters]

this is like ... the most amazing action i have ever seen! lol

[xxdeathtoyou23xx]

alot of stolen matrix choreaography

[galestin]

the music didn't tip you off?

[Meniacle]

lol

[93olah]

haha this is amazing

[XxXJustXxXChris]

my rofl knief goes slice slice lolololooooololololololoollool­l

master chief

[redfalconfox]

It is not master chief, it is Nicole from Dead or alive. Yes I am sure, yes I think this topic needs to end, no I do not want anyone to disagree with me as disagreeing with someone who is right is stupid and if there is one thing a hate it is stupid (not to be confused with ignorence, which I can stand to an extent), yes this is a long response, and yes I know this is a run-one sentence. Now if the film maker tells me who this is and I am actually wrong then fine, but I do not see them here.

[pielover152]

master chaefs a guy but good vid

[johncena401]

y r they playin super mario?

[1994rox]

This freakin vid is awsome

[thecdw777]

whats the song at the end???

[NYYanks405096]

Name of song in the last 1min of video??? Anyone know?

[legit95]

yay lesbians

[mushymoonman]

I'll say it for the record, but nothing is better that a bunch of aliens dancing along with two hot chicks. Great video.

[Lionist132]

@mushymoonman Especially when all they're crotchs buzz.

[android519]

shotgun part owns

[lexannanless]

tht aint master chief thts nicole from dead or alive dumb bitch......u know spartan 458

[dugubn]

... ... am i the only one who thinks that they turned lesbian on each other in the end?

[RAOFWIND]

It's Kelly from the book series. Not Master Chief.

[theblasphemousbear]

But, didn't Kelly die before the invasion of Earth, in that Covenant ship explosion? I haven't read the books in a while, so I could be wrong.