Clockstoppers Review (part 1)

[MrMike191994]

This is NON-SENSE!!!



[DJilneige]

@MrMike191994 Nonsense? This is EXTREEEEEEEEEME!

[tma12360]

now i really want to watch this movie

[TheGuyOfWisdom]

This has to be THE FUNNIEST REVIEW I HAVE EVER SEEN

[mehwhyausername1]

not bad, dude, and I can see the Nostalgia Critic influences (yes, he's a great reviewer, but you need not borrow so many of his mannerisms and standard satiric devices, although the STRUCTURE of reviewing is definitely a great premise to emulate). I'd focus a little more on how stupidly inaccurate the science was - every relativistic plot hole, every logistical error, and every time the movie subverts the nature of life and reality as we know it. entire film premise = failure.

[BobTheHun64]

I remember seeing this when I was little. I don't remember if it was good or not.

[Astronomy25Domine]

This is really good but it feels too much like I'm watching Nostalgia Critic

[dfer159632]

I like you kid, ya got potential, keep up the good work.

[ZachValkyrie]

3:18 Remember way back when phones had to be attached to a wall?

[MissKateSamuels]

Since you were new at this, I'd have to say good job. As a movie critic myself, I agree, the plot was too slow and there was a loooot of talking. However, if you make the movie right, those things are necassary, to build up the story and the characters. But this movie didn't do the best at that. I love how you kept saying cheesecake and EXTREME! lol

[kvsyaoran727]

This review was very good! Granted I loved this movie when I was a kid, but this film didn't particularly age that well. Looking back at this film, I've seen much better.

[SPMFlLMS1]

well i loved this movie.........well when it first came out

[Rhoran]

I was looking for a review of Clockstoppers just like this one. Thanks!

[MissHappyNarwhal]

I don't get why everyone's freaking out at you. o_O I love this review.

[blake15001]

wow, how big of a douchebag are you?? this movie isnt even that bad, maybe you should try watching the damn thing.

[DJilneige]

@blake15001 I did watch it. Then I reviewed it. Admittedly, not all of my points are valid, but I made this over a year ago, when film criticism was new for me. That doesn't mean the movie doesn't suck.

[superhuman295]

@DJilneige ur talking to a 12 year old, easy win lol

[Travis43215]

you are such a synical asshole

[DJilneige]

@Travis43215 because I don't like a bad movie?

[Travis43215]

you are such a synical asshole

[salamisumo2]

Through your mannerisms, it seems as if you're trying to emulate The Nostalgia Critic...and doing so poorly.

[DJilneige]

@salamisumo2 welcome to the summer of 2010, when I had just started making reviews and had no idea what I was doing.

[Someguy2324]

@salamisumo2 Don't be so harsh, how is that 'poorly'. Look at NC's earlier reviews, basically just one notch above this, even on the same medium of Youtube. I'd say with his mannerisms he basically gets exactly how the NC does it anyway, they are exactly the same. There is only so much you can put into a gag of that type. Is it just your opinion of 'poor' because he did it after NC? I don't see Doug Walker with that style under any sort of copyright. Besides NC is hardly sophisticated...

[josearcanjof]

not a terrible movie. It's kinda nostalgic since I loved it when I was younger...

[infammotoben]

haters gonna hate man, people need to learn to take a joke and not be so serious about shit i think your reviews are right on dont listen to the assholes

[bakergym]

mystery sience theather should be more you style

[canuckz]

dude you copy too much of Nostaligia Critic's style

[crossfacekiller1]

You are the worst movie reviewer ever holy shit

[DJilneige]

@crossfacekiller1 well, this was only my third review. I still had a lot to learn.

[seanw23]

he replaced Matthew Broderick as inspector gadget in the sequel... *rolls eyes*

[smoothistkid12]

shut the fuck up thse movies were the shit to even if tyhey werte fucking cheesy i miss the god damn 90,s i miss the 90,s musiv i miss the early 2000,s movies and the 90,d movies and the eerything else! :'(

[Eternalsummersong]

@smoothistkid12: Yeah...this movie was great for kids but...I hated it. Sorry.

[Eternalsummersong]

@smoothistkid12: Oh wait never mind...we all fell asleep on half the movie...well except my sister I told her to wake me when the actual plot picked up you know the story?

[Vibemastre178]

French Stewart was also in the movie 'Stargate,' and was effing amazing!

[TysonIsKetchy]

rememebr this used to be my favorite movie when i was like 6

[goey516]

Hey man this movie was not all that bad. Of course it's easy for you to criticize because you've never had to produce a movie. Rather than sitting in a little room finding millions of flaws in all the things around you ,because you are too much of a depressed little dweeb to actually do much with your life, try looking at the things that are screwed up with you first. And once you have yourself straightened out then I'll start listening to you.

At the very least, have the courtesy to say that

[DJilneige]

@goey516 k, thanks

[seanw23]

@DJilneige DJ, my brizz-o, i need a complete list of the soundtrack for this movie.

i wanna know the song that plays before the end credits. the one before the song "holiday" by smash mouth...

[salamisumo2]

@DJilneige I hate it when girls write that "kthxbye" shit

[StygianWhite]

@goey516 Have you never seen a critic before? They CRITICIZE! People are entitled to their own opinion, regardless of whether they can make a product that's better.

[3afterPM]

French Stewart was in home alone 4. Yes, it exists, and yes, it sucks.

[imthebaby468]

Way to totally copypasta the style and delivery of the Nostalgia Critic.

[DJilneige]

@imthebaby468 way to totally misspell copy and paste.

[withaspoon94]

@DJilneige its copy pasta foo' your clearly not a /b/ro

[DJilneige]

@withaspoon94 I guess not.

[Pawner907]

@withaspoon94 rule 1 and 2 faggot

[danielodors]

@DJilneige - copypasta is an internet term

[DJilneige]

@danielodors so I have learned.

[Tekkenfreek234]

Definitely subscribing, man. Watched some of your reviews and they're really good.

[FeeLtheHertZ]

WHAT?!, this movie is really a good film, the DJ scene was pretty slick too I DJ as well and it's one of the scenes that got me into DJing when I was younger, and show me another flick that's as original as a watch that gives the illusion of stopping time.

[FelixTheSunExploder]

@FeeLtheHertZ ...Inception?

[ProBoy25]

whats the chicks name? DAMN if i had a watch like that fuck you don't know what i'll do with that chick..

[Beyblades2]

hell if i had a watch like that i would use it for my own personal gain to cuz seriously u could do awesome as hell stuff like that

[Rockster2112]

It's a nickolodeon movie did you expect it to be good anyway? Any the shamwow guy happens to be kyle reese from the original terminator, just alittle fun fact!

[EpicMickeyFundubs]

YOU.ARE. A GOD! I love these reviews! and I love your stuff! this si a great review we love you dude!

[sailormoonrocks1000]

On you'r thing i don't know want it's called anywhy it say's you'r 21 but you look about 19............I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[G00Dmuzzzik]

dude, what did you expect from a movie called clockstoppers starring jesse bradford? lol

[Mrcool210]

hey i liked clockstoppers

[s24simon]

3:08 is the BEST part of the video LOOK AT HIS DRIVING ™

[MaDaB1]

i like this movie cuz i think the girl is hot and also i like imagining what kind of things i can pull off if i cud stop time xept u age the time off witch is the down fall.....nice video man!

[hardrocker04]

do you know whats the name of the song is when there at the convention stealing the stuff to fix the watch

[DJilneige]

@hardrocker04 i have no idea :/

[fullmetaltail]

I remember seeing this movie in theaters (for some reason). I can't believe Will Riker directed this movie. Great review as always. lol

[IamMCLOVIN155]

I just realized the guy in the rave scene (7:38) was the villain from the movie Good Burger. Yep, i just left the most random comment ever.

[MrAspiringactor]

@IamMCLOVIN155 Actually it's not. Yeah it looks like him but it's not him.

[aljohnjesarescobar]

hey i watch this when I was young about 6 years old

[PiroProductions]

Haha your videos are amazing mine suck but we have the same number of views on alot of them not sure how that works haha but anyway seriously I really hope more people find out about you your hilarious keep up the good work you got a new subscriber

[TheMFJuggernaut]

EXTREME!!!!!

[helljumpr5150]

at 1:30, Great, now he's got to start the level over again.

[Imagegem654]

hes from inspector gadget 2 too

[DJilneige]

@Imagegem654 oh yeah, I forgot about that. :/

[AaronBruceLadner]

If you want to see Zak and Francesca's Kissing Scene in its Entirity on YouTube, Gimme a HELL YEAH!!

[DJilneige]

@AaronBruceLadner while I wish you luck on your quest to see the entire scene, I'm going to have to ask that you stop looking here. Your comments were harmless enough at first, but now it's just turning into spam. As such, any further comments pertaining to Zak and Francesca's kissing scene will be deleted.

[AaronBruceLadner]

If anyone else loves Zak and Francesca's Kiss, Please Post it on YouTube.

[NYYANKS24LMC]

Lol I saw Clockstoppers back when it was in theaters... as a 10-year-old I thought it was the coolest thing ever... it's just a little bit cheesy now :-P

[AaronBruceLadner]

I want Clockstoppers just because i can't get enough of Zak and Francesca's Kiss.

[AaronBruceLadner]

My Favorte Part of Clockstoppers is where Zak and Francesca share a Kiss. I want to see that Kiss Scene in its Entirity.

[SnowKitty33]

even though i didn't watch the movie it's easy to follow through with ur commenting... RobtheBig is right, u should be more populair! <3

[RobtheBig]

why arent you more popular? lol u are awesome

[DJilneige]

@RobtheBig wow, thanks! 

[LelouchVsGundam]

8:50 ''I was frozen today!''

Honestly, anyone who knows their comedic internet reviews knew that it was only a matter of time before some commenter made that reference. XP

[LelouchVsGundam]

@LelouchVsGundam Made that comment before seeing part 2. My apologies if I came across as an annoyance.

[DJilneige]

@LelouchVsGundam don't worry, you didn't.

[SeaCoastPearls]

just download the movie!!! thats all we want to watch

[DJilneige]

@SeaCoastPearls

....why don't you?

[saulski90]

@DJilneige dude upload the movie on here plz

[DJilneige]

@saulski90 just rent it