Prison Food - My Way

[GuruBabadesh]

u sounds like julian from the trailer park boys hahaha

[papercuts777]

@GuruBabadesh Well, he is the brightest of the crew. hahaha

Cheers!!

[stefanrocca]

this dish looks good i am hungry and could eat that whole thing

[michael79331]

mouth watering

[papercuts777]

@michael79331 If you've been eating 'bean cake' for 3 weeks...maybe. haha

Peace!!

[Pepper6464]

Looks like shit and taste like shit. Might as well drop some of your cigarette ashes into the pot while you're at it. LOL

[papercuts777]

@Pepper6464 Did you miss that part with the ashes? They're there! Gotta be authentic.

[Emin010101]

Not even joking, this looks great.

[papercuts777]

@Emin010101 It's not the nastiest meal in there. I'll still eat it.

Cheers

[TheOriginalMoc]

after a night out on the booze i would gobble that right up

[papercuts777]

@TheOriginalMoc Ate too much of this crap but I might too. Food id food when you're hammered, I guess. haha

[heiyake]

that food is shit, u cooking it or not, doesn't make a difference. Must be hard in prison

[papercuts777]

@heiyake Ya, the food kept me from going back. hah

[Goblenarit]

oh by the Way bro i am out on bail right now and i am looking at 4 years currently but its just currently i am hoping to lower it to 4 years probation instead of 4 years upstate :((( anyways i am Russian too but i am young only 18 i came to USA about 2 years ago From Republic of Moldova ...anyway good luck to you on not going to prison i hope not to see youj there too...

[Goblenarit]

thats a cop out you just made... nasty food guys i was on rikers island twice this years and i am not proud of it, but i had to eat shit like this when chow time came... good thing i go to the store and buy my own food or i would of starved there

[uhohwhoops]

Hana niiice

[papercuts777]

@uhohwhoops Always a great crowd crowd pleaser.

Cheers!

[ceelo4]

canadian?

[papercuts777]

@ceelo4 Ya, man.

[BG5850]

Whats up man hows it been going

[papercuts777]

@BG5850 All's good, bro. Got a vid going up after.

[nowanmai]

Thanks for the heads-up!

I'm lookin' at 5 - 15 years. So, I'm hopin' this is the real shit! I'm not sure, as it's post-soviet prison, so shit might change..

Anyone has any details? Or personal experiences??

No, I'm not a fuckin' troll. ' Cuts can approve, if any1 of you doubt.

*BTW, 'Cuts, I'm still waiting for borscht, Your Way. Hope, I don't serve 5 - 15, just to find out, You forgot. :P

[papercuts777]

@nowanmai Damn. Russian food should suck just a bit, er a lot more. That sucks, man. at least you're out for now and can plan an escape outta the fkn country!

Sorry I never got that Borscht up. And what you see in the vid is the best food I ate while 'inside'.

Hope a witness dies or something. Good luck!

[nowanmai]

@papercuts777 Not russian. Latvian, but I imagine, there's not a big difference, seeing as russia is right here. :P Nah, I ain't gonna run. I know I f*cked up. I could run to russia, who doesn't extradite and I'd be safe. But it also means, I'm never going back home. So, I won't run and hide. There's still a chance I won't go to jail. Slightly small chance, but still, I'm taking it.

[papercuts777]

@nowanmai Damn. I have my sneakers on and headed for the border!

[MCWFAME]

you belong back in prison you pud fuckin whacker!

[papercuts777]

@MCWFAME Dude, you need a 4" pencil kicked into your ear drum, ya mouthy little fuk.

[farvin111]

looks like shit. i bet cat food is more appetizing.

[papercuts777]

@farvin111 Catfood is a close second. haha

[CadillacLova4Life]

@farvin111 you know good damn well you wouldnt eat no damn cat food...

[papercuts777]

@CadillacLova4Life hahaha

So right. Unless I had to.

[drichardhalifax]

Some Vancouver rioters will be snacking on this soon:)

[papercuts777]

@drichardhalifax hahahaha

[bowhunter2439]

Cuts whad up with the new site PAPERCUTZZZZZ777 ??? Is that you or imposter??cant get to that page either fked up......!!!!

[GoodFellax21]

I'd actually eat all of that prison food. At least the U.S. offers prisoners with food. Some countries out there dont even give anything close to this. They'd give nothing but a glass of water and a chunk of mold-infested bread. Beggers can't be choosers especially when you're in prison/jail.

[papercuts777]

@GoodFellax21 Word, man!

[DukoBenedicto]

Sounds like Mickey Rourke a bit..

[papercuts777]

@DukoBenedicto I gotta see who Mickey Rourke is.

[krhysthy22]

That fried baloney looks fuckin disgusting

[papercuts777]

@krhysthy22 That's a good version. You shopuld see what they serve you in jail. haha

Peace

[anthonyurrabazo]

dude your out now. u dont gotta eat that shit no more lol.

[papercuts777]

@anthonyurrabazo I was only down for a week or two. Never again!

'Some men wern't meant to be caged'.( from Shawshak Redemption)

Stay clean!

[TheRationReviewer]

@papercuts777 a week or two? Damn, I get sent "down" for 2 months. Before that I was in juvenile detention center for 2 years. Ah....childhood lost.

[papercuts777]

@TheRationReviewer hahaha

Missspent youth.

[papercuts777]

@williamsobieski haha Ya, me too!!

Thanks!

[WildCardB1TCHESYeHaa]

That's a great meal right there

[papercuts777]

@WildCardB1TCHESYeHaa I eat it, STILL. hah Once a year or whenever I'm 'down' on the 'mainline' haha

Cheers!

[CaliforniaXlivin]

are you able to actually cook in jail? i totally thought you ate what they gave you only.

[papercuts777]

@CaliforniaXlivin Somehow, I was kitchen worthy, thusby, allowing me to eat what I wanted. =)

[aha00002]

did you go to prison?when and why?

[papercuts777]

@aha00002 Yes.

I'll tell you later. When I'm drunk and stupid. Nope. Gonna take it tom the grave.

[alienhddna]

how would you make a pizza in a prison

[papercuts777]

@alienhddna There's always pepperoni in the comissary if you have some coin to but then you need a connection in the kitchen for some other stuff. The dough would be bread but if you wait long enogh, they'll serve you some. It's basically a hunk of dungh with a smudge of tomato sauce. haha

[alienhddna]

that nast my dog get better food then that

[papercuts777]

@alienhddna Stay outta prison or you're getting a few platefuls too!

[DeathSilence1]

Dude, you are my fucking hero for making these vids. Now I wanna make some of this shit with cigarette ash in it just for the hell of it. And I don't even like potatoes nor tomatoes.

[papercuts777]

@DeathSilence1 hahahahha That comment is good for business. Thanks

[papercuts777]

@SupremeVisionz Me too, occasionally. hah

[papercuts777]

@SupremeVisionz In jail they DO put cigarette ashes in the 'kettles'. I worked in one! hah

[Alpito123]

Dude, you sound like Mikcey Rourke! hahaha

[papercuts777]

@Alpito123 I must check this Mickey Rourke out.

[SorgensKammer360]

Muahahahaha!!!

[tavolo22]

every time i watch this video, i go make myself some mashed, and peas with tomatoes. that shit is good! no bologna for us heebs though.

[papercuts777]

@tavolo22 Long time, man!

Ya, this stuff isn't as bad as I make it out to be. Guess you can't even use all beef. So much crap in that 'meat' it's unfit for non Hebrew consumption, too. haha

Shalom

[Mrcodgerneighborhood]

all jails must serve bologna

[papercuts777]

@Mrcodgerneighborhood Don't know if you've heard/seen the new shit in jail that includes 'organ burgers' NO MEAT just organs!

[Mrcodgerneighborhood]

@papercuts777 WOW! no i hadnt heard about that. man that sounds bad. what kind of organs are they? cow, chicken, PIG!? thats it! ive been scared straight!!

[papercuts777]

@Mrcodgerneighborhood Well, I guess that why it's also referred to as mystery meat. Guess where this and that organ came out of.

You can always trade it up for a TM. haha

[masterxxblaster]

lol show us how they make a S.O.S in prison

[papercuts777]

@masterxxblaster Had many requests for that one. I just may! hah

[stacks6969allday]

i made sure i had money on my books i got lucky haha my celly had no money on his so he got stuk with the grossest shit but i was having prettey good food i bought the expensive stuff cause i dident want to get sick my celly would be throwing up every fucking night fro the dinners and lunch but i was buying the cheeseburgars the pizza chickenfried steak all that stuff i was in ely state prison for 3 years that shit was hardcore though

[papercuts777]

@stacks6969allday Yup. That's officially hardfukingcore!

Lucky you.

[stacks6969allday]

@papercuts777 u never went to ely?

[papercuts777]

@stacks6969allday Did a couple of real 'shorties'. 'Rubby bits' as they're called here. Just long enough to realise that sht aint fer me.

Props to you for making for making it out alive. It's fkn serious in there!

"What, u ain't got my fukn smokes?" Bang, a 4" pencil gets kicked in a M/F's ear!

Nope, I'm good here thanks. hah

[stacks6969allday]

@papercuts777 ha.

[bbenfield1970]

doesn't seem that bad- when your hungry-.boiled chicken livers and hot sause is dan good- when that's what they're having and you want to eat

[papercuts777]

@bbenfield1970 Sure, there are plenty of nastier dishes out there but if you eat this one every 3-4 day for 8 years, this becomes the nestiest. Oh, and don't make me go into the gelatin in a mould with only peas and carrots. Fking grim!

Peace

[D33P7hr0a72]

Anyone here remember Nutraloaf?

[papercuts777]

@D33P7hr0a72 Only those who've eaten it! haha

I knew it as tiger loaf or bean cake, depending on the 'menu' that day.

[D33P7hr0a72]

@papercuts777 Buddy of mine who went to prison never had to eat it but he told me he knew a few people that did.

[M0N3t7]

Ugh, wtf...

[papercuts777]

@M0N3t7 I know. Nasty huh?

[M0N3t7]

@papercuts777 >.< Yes, lol.

[lpsling]

Yeh, good variation on the dish, though American jails Iv'e been in rarely serve food that good, but I've made it living and cooking in group homes and an institution for retarded people I cooked at. I even sneaked in a little onion and garlic powder. Good video my friend.

[papercuts777]

@lpsling Ah. Someone who truely recognizes this dish for what it is. haha

Happy New Year!

[juancho39]

people in jail where i live don't even get it that good.

[iggie200]

Prison I went to had ham and beef on alternating days. Good shit...mix that up with some hard workouts youll get lean. :D....

[papercuts777]

@iggie200 Sounds good but the food sucks too bad. Got no use foe the 'big house' haha

[Robertnuns]

this fuckin moron sounds like mickey rourke

[papercuts777]

@Robertnuns Maybe you should shut your mouth before I fuck it!

[Bra23we12]

The food looks real.

I wouldn't complain.

I ate babys heads, gull babys and southern mutton for eight months.

Never been in prison.

Can anybody guess where that menu was haute cuisine?

[papercuts777]

@Bra23we12 This must look pretty good after eating sheep meat for 8 mo's.

You're nails, bro

[Bra23we12]

@papercuts777

Lol....The food was truly gruesome. I'll bet you could have made even that stuff into something worth eating though.

Good video.

Oh....and babys heads = British army steak and kidney pudding from a can. Gull babys were just that....seagull eggs, fertilised and unfertilised. The southern mutton was home grown as well....this was dinner in the Falkland Islands before, during and after the war. Got back to the UK....and I'd have killed again for a piece of cheese.....:)

[papercuts777]

@Bra23we12 Like I said, you are nails! I wouldn't eat that to save me. haha

Homicide for cheese.

[Bra23we12]

@papercuts777 ......:)

Nah....just cheesicide......:).

What you'll bet your life against depends on your circumstances......and your quality of life......and what your friends are betting theirs against.

If you have no life...you'll jump off mountains with a parachute....just to live for a few seconds.

I reckon we were born to live....but were never so alive except when we were fighting for the next cheese.

Easy come, easy go.

How cheesy is that....:)

[hayleyrockstar25]

i love you. just saying.

[gwatson101]

yeah it look like prison food. ate it for 3 years

[papercuts777]

@gwatson101 It just plain sucks

[sloththemighty]

More Jail recipes!

[papercuts777]

@sloththemighty Alright! Soon

[papercuts777]

@zidane583 If u have the cash U can have almost anything u want!!! Girls , coke, weed, Sat TV etc

[kintatzu333]

@papercuts777 ur an excon? wowwww CooL :)

[papercuts777]

@kintatzu333 Wasn't in long at all. I payed attention while I WAS! haha

[papercuts777]

@zidane583 Possible? It's MANDITORY. the guards will set you up in a heart beat!!!

[cebucemagenaitap]

do you eat eat any of that and if you did how was it ?

[papercuts777]

@cebucemagenaitap Had to, many times or I would have starved.

It's not too bad if ur hungry.

[thekarleighshow]

I'm not going to lie, that looks pretty disgusting (to my British stomach) but it sure as hell is better then what ol' boy gets in the pen!

[papercuts777]

@thekarleighshow Yes, I've seen the discustingness they serve in there.

Glad to be free!

[papercuts777]

@sn0306 No argument here!

[Moonmanwalker]

You really should have your own show

[papercuts777]

@Moonmanwalker You know, you're right! When that phone rings and I get hired...hahaha. Not in my lifetime.

Thanks!

[bankhog207]

u dont know shit about jail food u redneck

[papercuts777]

@bankhog207 Your so right but I did eat the slop in there, for a few weeks. You go ahead and be the real 'shooter' who knows all about the joint and keep tossing salads, you soap dropping, grape jelly eating, bitch!

[bojedis]

@papercuts777 While we are on the subject. Ya'll visit our site at:

America's Wrongfully Convicted. c0m Founded because two bitches set my disabled brother up on false charges to steal everything the man owned.

[papercuts777]

@bojedis I'll get over there. Been wrongfully convicted on every hcharge they ever hit me with. I don't think too many people have been rightfully convicted if u saw ALL the truthful evedence, not the manufactured shit!

Put that vid response up here instead of on the Rippers video. No?

[mookeychase0907]

@papercuts777 hahahahahahahaha!

[KhmerSerey1]

Don't even forget to say grace and thank the good lord for all that good shiiat you're about to recieve man.Despite our shady prison past,we're gentlement !!!

[papercuts777]

@KhmerSerey1 Yes, always praise allah before eating!

[KhmerSerey1]

Sht man,that's good eaten where i come from...

[theliberator1]

I know a couple of people who don't even know how to boil potatoes. no seriously, they didn't even know where to fucking start! we had everything sitting in front of them, knife peeler pot potatoes kitchen sink stove. they seriously did NOT know how to start!!!

glad they won't be entering the gene pool.

[papercuts777]

@theliberator1 hahhahahaha I didn't know that was possible.

lmao @ ...won't entering the gene pool.

[wisconsinskater09]

seems like jails made you badass xD

[papercuts777]

@wisconsinskater09 Hell no. I was like that before I arrived.

[wisconsinskater09]

@papercuts777 oh sorry lmao 

[papercuts777]

@wisconsinskater09 hahaha J/K

[papercuts777]

@gman586 Damn. No Iraq for me!

Cheers

[Cheramieiii]

Anything with bologna in it is good stuff.

[papercuts777]

@Cheramieiii Hells yea!

[ruby60]

Here in Newfoundland , they call Bologna Newfie Steak..LOL !

[papercuts777]

@ruby60 So I hear. Nothi' wrong with a newfie steak! Met a lot of great Newfies, too! haha

Pardon me...Newfoundlanders!

[Relda999]

i'd eat it!!

[papercuts777]

@Relda999 Been about 10 years but I'll still have a go at it.

Cheers!

[Relda999]

@papercuts777 i know that's right, i love bolongy.

[papercuts777]

@Relda999 Nitrates are good for you! haha

I'll chew on a slice to fill the stomach void when drinking.

[maskedavenger777]

Yep, I'll walk the line. That's awful.

[papercuts777]

@maskedavenger777 hahahaha

[maskedavenger777]

@papercuts777

I think that waving a lit cigarette over the burnt baloney is the coup de grace. It makes it legit.

[papercuts777]

@maskedavenger777 hahahaha Oh, this is legit, alright. Straight outta 'county', in Toronto, Ont.

Peace

[4SCARECROWS]

Authentic prison cuisine. Excellence to the chef!

[papercuts777]

@4SCARECROWS I didn't learn this one from a movie. haha

Cheers, man

[papercuts777]

@irelandsnumber1 I'll put the vid back up.

[Kronikwisdom]

Papercuts! Have you been to prison ? :D

[papercuts777]

@Kronikwisdom Very briefly.

[Mw2Recruit]

Oh jeeeezz....

When you out the peas and tomato over the potato I shit myself.

Dude I could just imagine eating that and shitting for years from indigestion.

[papercuts777]

@Mw2Recruit hahahaha

[queenbunny76]

This dish looks so nasty

[papercuts777]

@queenbunny76 Yup! haha

[xKAOTICx310x]

just got out of county 2 day ago from doing 5 months and trust me the food is fucking bullshit went in weighing 325 pounds came out 280 no joke havent stoped eating like a mother fucker hungry like a wolf......shit

[papercuts777]

@xKAOTICx310x Damn, they have a 40 gram protein limit per day here and there aren't many carbs (bread, rice n shit) USA runs our joints now. What a fuking shit hole. I logged 21 days and lost 35 lbs.

[papercuts777]

@irelandsnumber1 Im sure there are a couple of Canadianized coddles up.

Tacos or burritos as well. If not I will make some tacos.

Thanks!

[papercuts777]

@irelandsnumber1 I never felt gifted, just learned fast how cook for me and enjoy it. Now I share...drunk! haha

Thanks!

[papercuts777]

@irelandsnumber1 I left out orphanages. Oh well. Foster homes will incl.  orphanages haha

Cheers!

[gmick49]

I've never been to jail, but that would make a nice turd, Ha Ha. You got to to do what you have to do. Cheers, and great cooking.

Gary

[papercuts777]

@gmick49 Eat it or die.

I'll have seconds. haha

[hustletv]

lol @ foster homes.

[papercuts777]

@hustletv Oh yea. The 'big house'. hahaha

[MrDonutty]

yum

[lilstunna41]

damn,.....this video will prevent me from ever commiting a felony, i lost my appitete just watching this video. i bet in jail it doesnt even look that good. you turned it into a five star meal.

[papercuts777]

@lilstunna41 This one of the best meals u'll get!

Stay clean! haha

[neveshizzle]

I could watch ur vids for hours lol I second that u should have ur own show!!

[papercuts777]

@neveshizzle Still waiting for that offer. J/K

Cheers

[mcneelyalex]

u cant complain about the food cuase ur the one u got ur self thete da

[papercuts777]

@mcneelyalex I can complain all I want. I made the video!

Check urself.

[zeppheadtit]

This is gold dust, give him his own show...........

[papercuts777]

@zeppheadtit Cheers!

[freddygoldstein]

I bet you have eaten lots of this lol.

[papercuts777]

@freddygoldstein About as many times as you've eaten pork rinds. lol

[cormega100]

nice man sounds like this shit will make you shit for days

[papercuts777]

@cormega100 Between this and the stress, ya, all day!



[pkyomama02]

ils tont mis dans les barres pour quelle raison?

[SonkleyFiz]

that dosent look to bad, maybe ill go to jail just to try this meal out thanks for the idea bro

[papercuts777]

@SonkleyFiz hahahaha

[drichardhalifax]

Joran Van Der Sloot will wish he had this when he goes to the pen in Peru:)  This is gourmet in South America.

[papercuts777]

@drichardhalifax Dayum!

[CantStopWontStop818]

i'd take this dish over prison food anyday. I aint been to the pen but I been in and out of juvie and did 2 yrs in rehab over in Utah, and rehab food aint that good either.

juvie breakfast usually consisted of 1 hard boiled egg, some flavorless potato squares with the consistancy of rocks, small carton of fat free milk, and a slice of wheat bread. other mornings was cold oat meal. best meal i ever ate locked up was cheeseburgers + fries we got one night, that shit was bomb.

[papercuts777]

@CantStopWontStop818 This isn't bad.

What u got for breakfast wasn't bad, either. There's just NEVER enuff!

I chose to stay the to stay the fuk outta there.

Cheers

[CantStopWontStop818]

@papercuts777 Yeah and what ever seconds there was left over all the guys nobody wanted to fuck with took them. I saw one asshole with like 4 fucking trays of cheeseburgers and fries while the majority of us only got one. And the staff could give a shit

[papercuts777]

@CantStopWontStop818 It's nuts, a whole new world, set of rules, etc.

[lillydluvsskittles]

id never last in jail or prison. id have to trade my ass for a twinkie. or maybe id be the twinkie then. id eat those mash potatos and peas but thats about it. anyone want my bologna and tomatos?