I'm So Hood

[ikeashiasanders29]

"Spades dude you got cornrows, nothing gonna happen to you" lol

[x5DyLaN5x]

lmao ! ur a boss.

[Xmoto16]

i can probably go 2013. how do i get tickets

[Ezio231100]

Hahahahahaha: the first sign that we said, "Negro you're about to die!" XD it's so funny how he makes fun of himself tu entertain us!!!!

[sweetheart5314]

Boy have you heard of Skyline street?! Bloods EVERYWHERE and shit...it's scary a'f

[Deaznkid280]

@sweetheart5314 Skyline?

I went to ofarrel over there haha.

[CaylanGee]

Laventale is bad now

[kimmyw010]

lmao

[Fallenangel987Z]

@swoozie06 i live in a mexican hood... and you described it almost perfect except for the guy on the corner selling oranges,on your opinion which ones worse? Mexican hood or black hood?

[araceliforever]

Im so down for that road trip!

[St8KiLLinCLaN0909090]

ha pause @ 0:51

[DbHsJoseph]

Is the caravan gonna be loaded as in Resident Evil with the machine gun on top loaded... or are we not expecting to run into any zombies here?

[Michele2luv]

This was the first video I ever saw by you and it's still one of my faves :) I <3 U Swoozie!!!

[ChopperMCLoven]

this might be my favorite of your videos. love them all though

[Taylorsstuffandstuff]

I live in a really secluded neighborhood, it's funny though, everyone has a pool, a big house, but I go to a private school, and there is only about 300 kids in this preschool through 8th grade catholic school, and this neighborhood, seriously, does have those dogs that do walk around like they know exactly where they are, and you know what it means when there are sneakers tied to electric lines? Yup... gangsters hang out around there...

[VentAnuDish]

you shoulda turned up the soca and wiggled dat lil trini bootie :P TRINI FOR LIFE!!!!!

[italiaveg90]

i Just like u talking, watever u say ! <3 <3

[racismhater]

yo sw00zie when last u came home? 

[tgandrade61800]

Sux that I'm to young to go...

[KlayyJayy]

Gangs on the corner

[lovelykali]

:O

u r fromTRINIDAD??!! oh my!! much respect!! i think i love you even more now..... im from trinidad 2 :D

[miaow81]

lol something similar happened to a teamate of my brother during a chicago lan he basically lost himself and ended up in a ghetto he freaked out when he saw a guy walking arround with a gun out. but nothing happened he figured his way out.

[StreamerVideo]

LOL now that was funny

[bosiblast]

I'm from kenya!

[Tblizzard14]

Im trinidadian too!!! we have soo much in common <3 :p

[potts1588]

im super down to go and to make it interesting lets not print the directions but have someone write them down and use that (whoever has the sloppiest writing has to do hte directions lol

[Itachi4forever]

L.A!!!!!!! yeah

[Itachi4forever]

yeah thats L.A

[gandatlg]

Im From The streets You Just gotta get use to it.

[snowangel1466]

I'm from youngstown,OH and when I was 7 I was with my older cousin and as were walking to the store these 17-18 yr olds stop us and ask us if we want weed. Before I realized what was happening my cousin was screaming run and well I ran.

[manuboy214]

rose park ut is where im from (the ghetto)

[snickerdoodles24]

Lmfao.... walking around on the streets naked doesn't make u gangster.... it make u, naked. lmfao. u crack me up ( i'm not an egg)

[IamLMG]

RESPECT muchhh love Trini For Life!

[winkles16]

hhahaah the way you say diego martin is EXACTLY how we trini's say it :D

[Jellylovesmusic]

sending much love from Trinidad Swoozie!! Great vids! They always make my day!

=D

[jaedonlawe]

holo holo holo holo hold up... u from Trinidad and Tobago, I from Jamaica. nuff respect and gwan do ur thing u have ur caribbean support. represent always.

[mratomdude]

LETS GO!!

[jspidey2]

u know its a great video when u crack up in the first 12 seconds

[AY1ND3]

much love from trinidad dude great vid!!!!

[ttwoohoo]

@swoozie06 You think trinidad is bad dude? Come to Sharon man, the ghettoness here is ghetto-er than boyz in the hood.

[taraflo94]

LOOOOOOOOOL i'm from LA area... this is frickin hilariouss :]

[goldboyjr]

@emobunnyable You'd be looked at for 4.7sec, grabbed, then shuved into the trunk.

[marcosjd1]

Yooowww Big up Trinis!!! Trini 2 d Bone

[SFvAbel]

e3 2012 get at me swoozie haha. ill lead van #2 of the compton caravan.

[lunalink]

lmao i live in the ghetto yo

[SplitSniper7]

"I'm from a place that most of ya'll don't know nutin about. The streets" Seasame Street doesn't count pimpin xP

[lilshotta1]

I'M FROM TRINIDAD TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO <3 YOU ADANDE !!!

[AnHourglassProd]

I from a place called...L.A.

[SebbyTV]

the corner thing = their selling drugs

[addikid]

what!? Didn't know u was a southie?? U leave longtime? u lost ur southie twang,didn't think it was possible lol, so if I were to say "wat ah gwone brogin, u eva go home 4 carnival, I ah Vincy, u can undastand wey me saying" ??

[riceaznx]

Omg, I would so wanna go to E3 2012, but I'm still underage at the time and my parents won't let me travel alone. Sadly, it's my birthday on the first day of E3 2012 too :O

[Vip3rC4in0022]

Go up there, turn left, look at the thang.. LOL

[PickleTreeLover]

omg ur from trinidad?? im from bellevue ne i win!!! :P

[adorkableheart]

Oh man. Best youtube 'transcribe audio' fail EVER.

[BADBOY131]

im savin up now im SO down for this lol

[234vsingh]

Ohhh you're Trini! My best friend is Trini! Sorry that was kinda random...

[emobunnyable]

Dang I'd love to go but I'm only 17. I'd be the one white chic to hop out the car and be like which way is da 105. I coulda got y'all out that situation asap.

[Ranzgd]

You're from Trinidad too?! lol no wonder you're so cool LOL

[speedycar97]

Compton........that's funny

[SanDiegoBry]

Is this guy black, mexican, or indian?

[thepokigur]

@SanDiegoBry lol u must be blind he is black

[234vsingh]

@SanDiegoBry I can understand your confusion...he looks like a mix of black and indian (to me anyways) but he states on several occasions in different videos that he is black.

[MrRageQuitter]

I'm down for the caravan.... in 2012. Bro, you're going to have to call me when the time comes man, cause I'm not from around where you are.. if you know what I mean.

[morbidcatspaw]

Lol this was pretty funny. And I'm actually from Compton, live in AR now but I know what you mean. And truthfully I never had the guts to ask anyone there for directions least of all telling them I was lost in the first place. Visiting after being away for so long is a big adventure in fear.

[MrBlind510]

U trini to

[JasmineCharlieCheeks]

oh heeey!!! im..not from....trini...dad..

[PrinceLeelaj]

hey, man im from trinidad also, wats up ?

[trinitemplar]

dude i did not know you were from trinidad. sup bro?

[fangsterification]

naked???



[TheRekash2009]

yuh should make a video with your accent from here

[sexinecy]

i am from trini  too ...... yeaaaaa

[pivotguy403]

WOOOT! Anaheim is meh hometown :D

[Bieleber411Mak]

That sounds fucking scary!

[linkcandy]

my friend and I go on road trip with JUST a google map, and an actual map book all the time. and we never get lost!

[mosdefinette]

Lol I've been lost in compton at night before. Scary as shit!!

[PilotTalk1]

what tv show was he on?

[Nike734ify]

@PilotTalk1 WCG Ultimate Gamer

[manuboy214]

i would love to do that

[manuboy214]

im from rose park

[loppyop1]

what you talking about swozie isn't pretty white

[F5G6H5]

i aint going nowhere with you lol

[kittydreamz86]

LOL.... I'm pretty white for a black girl, but you're the whitest black guy ever... seriously.

[mysecretacount]

2 bad I'm only gonna be 16 by next E3 or else id go

[hossein1234456789]

I would go to e3 with you but i dont want to die on the way there

[kandykreme89]

East LA aka Lil Mexico here <333

[ewansebastian]

chicken quesadillas!!!!!!!!!!!

[shayshaylacher]

Trini!!! Diego!!! Yayyyy!!!!

[TheRealSammich]

Im from California (central valley) and the second you said 'Compton' i literally yelled out "OHHHH SHIT!" ...my roommates looked at me like i was crazy, but i just pointed to the screen and was like "Nah, its okay, its swoozie. He's cool, he's cool..." xD

[DigitalxGamer]

I would like to say that I'd love to go on one of those mini-adventures

But hearing this particular story, I'm not so sure anymore~

[theG4MER14]

i made a youtube channel, just to subscribe to you swoozie:)

ok, no i didnt. but if i didnt already have a youtube channel then i would ;)

[smartinez020]

Ur awesawm swoozie!!!!

[BabyK18316]

I LOVE SWOOZIE STORY TIME

[ConnorSlatter]

More videossssss!!!

:)))

We love swoozie

[ChillingShrilling]

Anaheim!! Represent!! I'm down for a caravan!

[discolaee]

A sign that said NEGRO YOU BOUT TO DIE! lol

[MovieChica2222]

yee yee anaheim

[iCruze11]

swoozie i just wanted you to know that your my inspiration for making my youtube channel

[Nikkisha20]

swoozie you are AWESOME! have officially subscribed! can't wait for more videos! xD

[BestHappyEnglish]

hillarious

[purple89]

I use to live in Anaheim :D

[DaTBoiiReMy]

Sendin' Me Down A Road To Get Ambushed!! XD! LOL

[marianrosealexander]

I love your voice! amazing.... xx

[srvntoflrd]

add me xbl? "SoC srvntoflrd"

[V2Joao]

"yo sup lets go hangout in the corner" *silence*

[AmanJohnK]

hahaha - I wonder if your friend Spades saw this video! 

[l33tgamer107]

1000'th COMMENT!!!

[Silwerzz]

"i know you..... but i DONT know you..." o_O

[Im2Godlike]

it would be awesome to meet you at E3

[ThisIsDjYigytugd]

Dude, definitely want to go to E3 with u! My friends would love to meet u, all day!

[ThisIsDjYigytugd]

Also from the Hood, Bronx NY! Still people wouldn't know it from talking to me or from my looks. Stand up to not being a stereotype!

[hyrulehero91]

roooooooooooofl "bro you got cornrolls" lmaooooooooooooooo omggg

[Vip3rC4in0022]

0:07

"Son, don't forget your daily walk!"

[MrApplePieGuy]

I live in Orlando, and I've always wanted to go to e3.. and meet swoozie ? I'm in!

[Hoser69er]

What are complaining for I live in Wilmington CA that's like between The LBC and san Pedro so don't complain and yea why don't u just ask the gas station owner

[actionSTIG]

dude u from trinidad i didn't konw i'm from arima better than deigo (i'm a dude btw) i'm a fan love the vids but trinidad in mess right now dude but its all good we trinis knw how 2 party and dance but u already knw tat. keep up the the good vids and stay cool

[TheWolfreaver]

Ha! You should go to third world countries like the phillipines. Alot of the kids are like fukin messed up. I grew up there and I learned how to free run and act like Ezio auditore

[aadxy]

Iloveyou

[kingdfip]

first sign says "negro u about to die"

[xjhangelx28x]

E3 '12 here we go! (hmm...but im, like 14.) :/

[hwgdaft34]

the ghetto is really fun XD

[kingboss9000]

lol I live in a white trash hood and the other day I saw some kids playing with some broken computer speakers like they were friggin GIjoes lol

[QuesoyGallettasXD]

I love this guy !

[crispyhashbrowns]

swoozie. i dont know if you know this but your the best at telling stories.

[Juniversal]

@crispyhashbrowns...lol agreed. Swoozies storytelling skills are up there with Charlie Murphy on Dave Chapelle haha.

[gabbiechang]

I would totally be scared.

[LetsMakeMusic4You]

taahaa wasssgood!

[Snexyness]

I would love to go out with him ... but sadly I live in Austria ... I'm 14 years old ... so yeah,no swoozie-time /: ):

[dunstonchecksin86]

ghetto = random shopping carts here and there

[seanfenrir]

standing on the corner = sellin drugs

[cjwtech]

Black ppl really know how to tell stories

[Stateoftention]

i use to live in the hood area of my city but....its just full of wanna be gangsters!

[Kelsbugg2010]

so i just found your vids/blog through my friends tumblr. and im sad i didnt firn you before! youre like legit.

[datAZNone]

i remember the last time i got lost and ended up in compton... it was kinda scary

[srslayerz]

BRANDON JENNINGS!!!

[ThatGuitarGirl93]

You're from Trinidad? I'm from Port-of-Spain and I'm afraid of North Philly. Don't ever drive around like you don't know where you're going. Unless you're bumping Dr. Dre on 40 knotz speakers. Then it's alright. :)

[Panffles]

O: I wanna go to E3 2012 and have mini adventures!

[Itsnameisgundam]

ohh, god. yes. sooo funny.

[theqrokz]

lol

just lol

[AaronTrutsJC]

2012 E3 im down.

[bassisnevertooloud96]

yay youre alive :D

[MultiCreativeme]

You are so funny!!!!!!! Iuse to live in compton....... yall shoulda called me..... I wanna go next year.

[tomboyxx2]

He's not joking. The hood is actually like that. (source: from NYC, been, and went to school in the hood)

[kimiko5996]

I used to live in NYC and in my high school they'd have race riots cause the Mexican projects were on one side, and the Black projects were on the other side. That was some scary shit.

[slumdogcool]

you are officially thee best story teller ive ever seen!

[mekawalker94]

hahahaha

[teed0m]

haha, wow you remind me exactly of of this guy in my grade...

[meanieboyx3]

you're sexy.

[neji000009]

Oh the white girl in there?Oh yeah....no shes single lol

Sadly, hes not joking. When you passing by everybody is looking at you.In the hood ,bullets fly more than birds do lol.

[CristinaBuzac]

@neji000009 wow o.O

[neji000009]

@CristinaBuzac lol Seriously.Don't look at any one in the eye or step on anyones Shoe(THATS A BIG NO NO).If looks could kill ,I would not be typing right now.And the word "I'm sorry" doesn't mean a dam thing in the hood.

[Anfmethodjor]

Seriously, going to E3 2012 as a group would be a lifetime experience with total strangers. But I think I'e cheat and take my iphone just in case we see "that sign." Better be safe than sorry.

[Anfmethodjor]

A lot Americans think he's kidding. In real ghettos, kids do hang around naked, or with raggedy ass trunks. hahah

[presmankio]

u lieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.... you're a trini too??? lol

[Qavrial21]

Trinidad!!! REP!!!! I'm from Point Fortin, lol

[vashtilosophy]

wow a swoozie vid on my b-day!!! Man im blessed!

[USEYOURNAME5031]

im down ill show u my hood liclon hieght dawg

[SkorpiusShow]

This man was from Trini!!! WHAT!! I thought this man was BLACK. WTF.

[ChromaticEagle]

@SkorpiusShow you can be black and from trini

[SkorpiusShow]

@ChromaticEagle  I was thinking black black bro.

[DellariaB]

Wait did you say you were from Trinidad? That's freaking awesome! I'm from the Caribbean too. Dude my dad has a vehicle kinda like what the cops have (not those stupid ones with the sirens) Like their personal vehicles. Once we passed through the hood and everyone just froze and was all tense and shit. When they noticed it wasn't a cop they started yelling and stuff xD it was scary but funny

[spectrem]

I spent the summer in Filipino ghettos. I know what you mean about the dogs and the naked babies...

[mpp101]

Same shit happend to me and my best friend, except we had it A LOT worse. Me and my friend are driving in a dodge ram 2500, 12" lift kit, 37" mud grapplers with Nascar stickers on the back, and we just got done offroading so we are covered in mud AND we both have shaved heads which just doesnt look good for two white guys in a truck. We are going to check out a car. We get off the wrong exit and end up in Camden NJ. If you dont know anything about camden, it makes compton look like a resort..

[DarrienPeterson]

green to Chicago Bulls red lol

[Rexicity]

WAIT WAIT WAIT!!! UR FROM TRINIDAD?!?!?! Shout outs from HOME son. I be spreading your videos like doubles on bhara. lol

[MrOOOOOHHHHHHHH]

can youbgiv me a shout out



[karfulov]

Trinidad represent!

[lilmamagc]

thats awesome, i wanna do a caravan ADVENTURE!!!!!!!

[MnikkoM]

HOLYY SHIT!!! UR FROM TRINIDAD!!! i had no idea!!! that's so awesome so am I!!! i used to live in st anns by hololo!!!