#384 valentine

[shiftingclown]

what the fluffy puppy i cant believe some body can hurt some one so sweet ...

[LurleenMcCurly]

valentines day always sucks for me.. i never had a boyfriend :c

[Izzaiiy]

My friend had one that i think seemed fairly tragic: She went on a date with a guy from work who she had been seeing for about 3 months or so, they went to this restaurant and halfway through dinner one of the waitresses came over and threw a glass of water over the guy, then stormed off then she saw the two of them leaving so she grabbed the teddy he had got my friend and ripped off the head ... turned out he was seeing them both ... love your videos btw <3

[Stebe1992]

Log arms <3 haha

[philperetti]

After fifteen years of friendship and nine months of dating, my one and only Valentine's Day date ever chose that day to break up with me. That was eleven years ago. P. S. Thanks for letting me know I'm not the only one who fantasizes about arranged marriage. It made me feel somewhat less abnormal.

[lilithdeswan]

"run lola run" ;) or do you want the teddy ?

[cavaleri]

Que linda que sos Brigitte, Dios mío!!!!

[AlwaysTeatime]

It was valentines day and the guy I was with hit me in the nose. It bled for like ten minutes.

[bizzay1680]

i should have played this video first.

my boyfriend and i broke up on valentines day!!

[angryamerican]

I was 9 years old and had a cruch on a girl.

I stayed up all night making her a valentines card.

I cut out a big red heart from cardboard paper.

I glued candy hearts all around the edges.

And in the center I wrote I nice little poem.

I was so excited to see her reaction.....she read the card, stood up, and went straight to the trash can and threw it away!!!

I was heart broken.

[KendallXxBoo]

i have not had a worst valentines day,

i was in a relationship really liked the boy full on head almost loved the kid, sadly enough he not only "loved" me he also loves every girl in the whole united states, he broke up with me a week before valentines day, it was my "age" no now he lives states away go involed with my best friend whos a year younger go figure i hated but now hang out with all the time almost broke me and my current boyfriend up (6 months) and still loves every girl out there

[chocice2000]

that pez dispenser sounds awesome!

[pinksheetmillions]

Tool Boy, LOL, awesome humor.

:)

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[proffmongo]

Swedish Fish!!!!!

[southernontarionenvi]

I really am just a very nice person, passionate yes, but very honest. I'll never know why girls like the guy that treats them the way you would think they would not want to be treated. i am just too nice. i'll never understand girls. So i just play music, work, and go 2 school. i think you are an Angel. i wish you where my valentine? i think you are absolutely gorgeous. xo

[mouseakins]

My worst valentines day ever is a combined worst valentines day for myself and my boyfriend at the time. He was out of town because his aunt was on her death bed. Valentines morning I received a delivery of flowers. Sweet, no? When I called to thank him he sent me a text his aunt had died that morning. :( A few days later he broke up with me, moved across the country, and within a few weeks married a complete stranger.

:(

[hoodydoody7]

this was one of your best and most funny. you have lots of us out here that love you.

[ktty95]

this year is da worst!!!!!!!!!! i liked dis guy, gave him 2 cards, he hates me for some mistakes i did to him before...now...it's still SILENCE!

[wrxmarcus]

Do I have to rate to add a comment? Bla.

Ms. Dale - I've never commented on anything before, so props to you. First, let me say you have the best video blogs - ever - and I have been watching for about a year -back during TV Squad Daily. Basically, you're the only blog worth watching.

Val story: A girlfriend ( a while back) and I broke up on Feb 13th, which also was her birthday. But, alas, I think we were both the happier for it.

Keep up the good work! cheers!

[daddysoulmanrich]

this was my second worst valentine ever

[kagolko]

I think being alone is the best, except the fact that you have no sex. I guess that is the only reason, why I can't stay alone..

[whenyagetdrafted]

You always make me laugh. :)

You rock.

[Katetho123]

logarms:L.

[360shui]

Sounds like all you re-gifters dont have a chance for Brigittes love.

Thats just a F.Y.I.

[MaryEWinstead1fan]

My worst was my boyfriend broke up with me on valentines day because he didn't like my vintage shoes. It was terrible. I liked him a lot too, and to think that he broke up with me because of an article of clothing, really lowers my self-esteem

[daddysoulmanrich]

um i think he just used the shoes as an excuse baby doll

[MaryEWinstead1fan]

I hope so....

[OwlLove214]

:( My worst Vday ever was when this boy, who was dropped off at dinner...... refused to by me dessert!!!! :( :( So, I excused myself to the bathroom and ditched him. And btw I drove an hour to meet him close to where he lived.

[blueeagle48180]

I like the, "rediculously cheesy cute intro". cute cute cute. Good job. Are those Swedish fish?

[file83]

If you aren't the cutest girl @ 1:22 lol

[NDHatch]

I agree completely. And that's saying a lot considering how cute she is every other second.

[apx5777]

At least toolboy was into recycling, which is kind of admirable, and low carbon;-/

[zwetan]

toolboy is a regifter!!

seinfeld moment =)

[Tremophobia]

My worst: I had been dating this boy off and on for a couple of months. Before we were friends for 2 years. Anyway we always talked about moving in together and I thought we were serious. Anyhow on Valentines instead of coming to see me he told me he was getting high on drugs. Me, confused by this asked him why and he snapped at me bitching me out. I dumped him. And was alone crying on Valentines day. A week later he was with a new girl and to top it off he got another preggers.. yay memories!

[ronaj95]

u look like a star that i know..i cen't remember who..

btw, love it!

[anewsome]

So, did you give the watch back so he could give it to the next girl he met? :) sorry I couldn't resist...

[mikekearn]

I've never been in a relationship on Valentine's Day, so it's yet to be a problem for me. I celebrate Singles Awareness Day instead on this day.

[MatthewJohn00003]

"I usually try to avoid the drama of this overrated Hallmark holiday, this marketing gimmick" (that's the excuse I use when feeling bitter about not having a date).

Anyway, good work, as usual. I'm sure my Valentine's Day will be more upbeat now that I can imagine catastrophic scenarios involving dates, and be glad that they will not happen to me, because I am alone.

[mrfutz]

Haha, the stuffed bear, that is classic :)

[blackhamster39]

OH BRIG !! you are so amazing and i remember why i loved these blogs so long ago today! cute intro, so funny stories.. actual lol's.. not just written lies of lol'ing :P ... sorry to hear about the watch.. hope you threw logs at the guy ;)

[amirahlee]

I love you, Brigitte! Excellent video out of all the swarming updates from other subscriptions! Honestly, from the bottom of my heart, yours was the best. I couldn't stop laughing. :)

[moonshot117]

I thought my valentines day sucked because I did not have a date, but now I feel a little better after hearing those stories.

[ThruHiker52]

One year I made reservations at a very swank restaurant and then went out and bought a beautiful bouquet of flowers for my 'tool' girl. I decided to deliver said flowers in the early afternoon when she wouldn't be expecting me. Imagine my surprise when I found her in bed with her ex. So, what did I do? I called my best friend and took him out to dinner, after which we went to a pub and watched a hockey game and got faced. The next week I went out and found a lady that I've been with ever since.

[Winky395]

Oh My 01:23 was

a "good one".

[ThruHiker52]

It's 6:30 Saturday morning on February the 14th. Sooo, Happy Valentine's Day, Brig.

[metalgirl1020]

this isn't so much MY worst valentines day but i know it definetely is for someone else.... i was just at a party when i was told there was a house fire a few streets away...we hadda go past it on the way home and there was still smoke coming from it. definetely not a good start to valentines day

[HAMMYsammich]

lmfaoooooo ...that was glorious

[NGGurton2009]

Hello Brigette. I like this one. It made me laugh. I do not have a bad Valentines story to offer, or one I can recall anyway. But I have a question that, I will not say has puzzled me for years, but makes me wonder what people were thinking. Why is it that Horror/Slasher movies are always released on or around Valentine's Day? Just seeking your wisdom. I would love to hear your opinion.

[paindrain]

You are right, it could be my worst, but thankfully emo aside it has been lonelier in life.. Worst Story Ever... the one time I had an extended relationship (6+mos) we split off during the valentine season only to reconnect for a minage e twa which never happened. So, no real valentines day here unless elementary candy counts, and High school candy grahams just rubs it in if no1 likes you, stomping a man while he's down

that is my valentine consensus

[ramrodstest]

hahaha. youre a good vlogger. you tell jokes really subtly and with a straight face. i bet you would be a lot different in preson though. no creepy stalkerness intended.

[DarknessEats]

she already had a video telling people about mentioning words like creepy and stalker while flirting

[ramrodstest]

whos flirting? go eat some darkness.

[DarknessEats]

bwa ha ha!

did I get under your skin there Ram?

[neonstride]

@ramrodstest I doubt it. This girl is always "on"

[dimduk]

Henry Ford said,"If you think you can or think you can't,you're right." People tend to try to hard or expect too much when it comes to a relationship.Just find someone you like and then love them.

[mcmandy086]

Hahahahhahaha this was hilarious!!

Thanks! I was thinking that I was going to have a very lame valentine's day, but after this...It can't be that bad ;)

[Benjigga]

You were right about my last comment. I'm going to show my girlfriend this video and maybe she'll stop calling me "Tool Boy" too.

[JERRYBOLAK]

after hereing all that , think ill just go kill myself. just kidding

Happy Valenetines Day

Hope you have beter dates this year.

[nomenclaturetube]

A bail bond would have been the perfect gift for the dude in jail.

[Flap999]

"Toolboy" really was...a Tool...serves him right I spose. Swedish Fish...my favorite!

I love your posts, you always make me smile, thanks and Happy Valentines Day to you.

[jyaaknee]

How could any guy be a dick to you? I don't understand that. Excellent Swedish fish animation.

[Triwood1973]

According to Britain's Roman Catholic Church, lovelorn singles should direct their February 14 requests for love to St Raphael, rather than St Valentine.

Because St Raphael is the patron saint for happy encounters while St Valentine is the patron saint for those who have already found their soulmate.

Oh, and loved your hilarious 'sad' stories. But you never told us what you did with the watch.

[daisytree1]

I totally kept the watch. :)

[Triwood1973]

I'd say 99% deservedly...the other 1% is sympathy to the watch store for ceasing to have any more 'strap adjustment' business for that watch, hehe...

[CommentorX]

Triwood, when did a Ninja Turtle become a saint?

[donignacio2000]

Valentines Day... Bah humbug...

The last Valentines Day I enjoyed was when I was in the fifth grade. That was back when I used to get cards from people ... or something ...

[theevilares]

Happy Valentine's Day!

[HeyRadialMoon]

"Log arms"! LOL

[TheyROutThere]

Baaah...relationship or not...as you alluded to in the video...the best part of VD day is the day after with the candy bonanza. Similar to the day after Easter and Halloween.

CANDY Bonanza I Says!!!!! haha

[gregair]

I don't think I have ever had a date on V-Day so I don't really care about the day.

So tomorrow, I plan to go drinking with my other single buddies. Much more fun.

[Hexmath]

Please don't die of anorexia. You will be missed. Your wrists look like candlesticks. Your eyes do melt steel.

[peterscottfrost]

My worst Valentine's Day was after a major breakup, working at a movie theater, having to watch all of the happy couples holding hands, smooching, cuddling in the theater... I think there's a level of Hell exactly like that.

Can I only buy two boxes of candy for myself? I was thinking of taking a grocery bag to See's Candies and saying, "Fill 'er up!"

The opening was very cute, but not cheesy at all. :)

[JAMMAN1701]

Happy Valentine's Day Brigitte!

[TheAceManHimself]

LOL.. On the scale of bad Valentine's Day's toolboy is around 8 or 9, and I'd say lola's is a good 10

[wezz84]

where do u go from there?

you do NOT pass Go

you do NOT collect $200

you go STRAIGHT to jail baby!

[CommentorX]

Wezz84, I hear when the recession hit, he lost his house on Mediterranean Avenue. You can rent the place now, but you have to pay like $2 every time you step on the property.

[Edal1]

Happy valentine's day Brigitte! May it be filled with.. er.. valentinesque stuff.

[MSCookiepants]

hay brigitte!

i'm pretty sure this will be my worst valentines day so far i'm not really being pessimistic it's more because i have been told that i will be attending an engagement party, oh yes, i said engagement party.

so, i'm not allowed to have any romantic plans or anything because i'm going to be to busy celebrating the fact that this couple are planning to plan the most romantic gesture of their romantic life...

how wonderful...

do you have any plans?x

[deputydog2]

GOD is she cute!

that's not a question by the way.

[peterscottfrost]

deputydog2 - Okay, but if it HAD been a question, God tells me that he thinks she's cute, too. Just thought you should know.

[CommentorX]

Thanksalot, peterscott - now you've got a Joan Osborne song stuck in my head.

What if God loved Brigitte Dale?

Do you think she'd get His mail?

Or would it just 404 fail?

And bounce back "E-Address Unknown"?

Or maybe forwarded to Rome?

[jdesh]

(Part 3) anddddd didnt make reservations... so we drove around for 3 hours looking for any restaurant in 4 towns that were not ridiculously packed. all in all i felt pretty retarded haha. hope this year is better!

[jdesh]

(part 2) the pathway back to the road. my thought process was that the freezing rain would make a nice glassy rink the next day. so then the day came...and i sent flowers to her school since i go to a different one. i left her a note saying "be ready at 4, dress warm" so i bring her out to the pond... and the slush never froze. so i just stood there looking retarded. i had hot chocolate and skates in hand to surprise her. and it didnt freeze haha. so i decided wed try to go out for dinner...

[jdesh]

alright my worst V-day. I'm a senior in high school and last year we had a snow day on the 13th. so i took advantage and trudged across town to this hidden little pond that is set back about a half mile from the road. In the pouring frozen wintery mix...i made my way down the path and shoveled out a 30by20 foot rink. it was precipitating so hard that when i had shoveled out this rink, it acted like a big bowl and started collecting slush up to my knees, i then spent the next 3 hours shoveling

[Noctambulist47]

You can be my Valentine.

[mickeybabbe]

how endearing. Let's call guys toolboy and idotboy. oh the shame.

[crayonlookingbrush]

if Friday the 13th goes well (bad), then there won't be any Valentines day tomorrow!

[Selnyk]

I think if Toolboy watches your video's, he'll know you were talking about him. After all, how many guys could you have been dating around Valentine's Day freshman year in college. Hehe...

[EricJaffa]

True.

But if she gave his full name, then people who know him now who didn't know him then could direct him to this video.

[kittenstomper]

Last year was the first worst and this is the second...boo hoo

[OmniNorth]

That is your best video yet.

[iberollin]

This was a particularly awesome episode. Bonus points for using awesome Swedish Fish.

Idiot boy LOL.

And be very wary of men with pink shirts. Always.

[specialmousenz]

Heh heh - well I've just woken up and that means it's valentines day here - so I'm pretty much just hiding.

I think I'll head out a bit later and get a big box of chocolates and scoff the lot myself yup yup that'll be me, I've got the emotional range of a mung bean.

[spazzles14]

second story was the best..

or worst

[DomB413]

Nice stories. My worst Valentine's Day was when I got a card for this little red-haired girl, but I was too shy to give it to her. The next year I mailed it to her anonymously.

[frumpyframpton]

Good story, Charlie Brown.

[EricJaffa]

Did you confirm with Toolboy that the watch was his ex-girlfriend's, or did you just take his friend's word-for-it?

[daisytree1]

i asked him and he admitted to it!

[dozzzier]

My Valentine's Days never suck. So I will give you someone else's V-Day disaster.

Every year near V-Day, our school runs a Candy-and-Stuffed-Animal Delivery System of Love (or whatever it's called). Two of my friends, who we call Fred and Daphne, have been dating for a month or so. In our last period of the day, Daphne is delivered this GIGANTIC stuffed bear.

I say, "Aww, Fred, that's so sweet of you..."

Fred says, "Wut?"

Turns out, Fred didn't get the bear. The bear was from his BFF.

[777999777999]

Mine have all been pretty good. I know the *best* one. Maybe this one tomorrow will be the worst?

[insanegirl555]

my worst valentine's day was when i put a love letter into someone's locker for a friend, and everyone thought it was actually from me. never again lol.

[bikenik]

HaHa...this was a great public service to all the broken hearts out there! :D

[broadwayscaera]

Worst Valentine's ever was probably my junior year of high school. I had been dating a guy for like 5 months and was pretty sure the relationship was going nowhere, so I wanted to break up. For some reason, dumping him on Valentine's Day seemed like a good idea. He came to my house with a sapphire ring, a stuffed elephant, balloons, and a box of chocolate. I couldn't take the gifts because I felt bad, so I dumped him. He sat outside of my house crying for 8 hours. My parents were not pleased.

[TheyROutThere]

LOL.

Actually that day was good for you. That guy should be the one that actually posted this story. haha

[ScottPlusThis]

All my Valentine's Days have been perpetually dateless. So I haven't had any big screw ups like that.

[Iam404notfound]

So this Lola, was she a showgirl with yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there?

It was you, wasn't it? :)

[CommentorX]

No, Iam404notfound, I knew Lola. I met her in a club down in old So-ho, where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry cola.

C-o-l-a, cola.

[tonylui28]

lol we'll call idiot boyy XD