Can Your Religion Take a Joke?

[Shadowmage72]

xD

[tazomaniac]

Us Muslim's need to take a chill pill big time. Bare in mind, not ALL are like that.

[saxmanchiro]

"I am absolutely convinced that the main source of hatred in the world is religion and I think it should be ridiculed."- C. Hitchens

Delusion- 'the persistent false belief regarding the self or person or objects outside the self that is maintained despite indisputable evidence to the contrary.' Seems delusional behavior is worldwide and running rampant. No excuse for folks to stay with the delusional herd, in this day and age of knowledge, that trumps ANY holy book of horrors and fairytales.

[fiandrhi]

2 millennia of radical Christianity, and now that we've got all the blood thirsty imperialism, slavery, burnings, crusades, inquisitions, and holy wars out of our system, we can finally (FINALLY) judge others for their radicalism, which doesn't even come close to one one-hundredth of our bloody history, while we bomb innocent civilians, and invade countries that never attacked us. Thank Gawd.

[SUPERIRAQIII]

you are a joke . you didnt create for nothing and religion is not a joke because you god didnt create by a joke !

[ZaeemIslamSoldier]

They should leave ALL religions alone...

Such disrespect 2 all religions...

[Huttate1]

@ZaeemIslamSoldier NO! It is religions that are dangerous. Holding up a stone age myth of rock worship and allowing any nutter to interprate its fairy tales.

[ZaeemIslamSoldier]

@Huttate1 What you mean no? You say religions are dangerous, wouldn't it be dangerous if they are disrespecting them? Actually FORGET religion if someone disrespected your Mum soo much, will you be dangerous?

[Huttate1]

@ZaeemIslamSoldier I wish I could forget religion! My mother has nothing to do with religion. The analogy is fatuous. Religions are rediculous constructs based on myths and used to suppress the individual. They are insididious and dangerous. They corrupt the young and trusting into believing the absurd and are used by adults to enslave and control. None of that describes my mother.

[Neosaigo]

@ZaeemIslamSoldier Bullshit. I don't mind leaving religion alone if religion would leave others alone.

I cannot respect organized religion simply because they don't respect each other nor people who choose not to believe.

If someone practice their religion privately and with other believers, I don't give a crap what people want to delude themselves with. When religions tries to take over government and cause pointless conflicts, then I have some issues with religion.

[ZaeemIslamSoldier]

@Neosaigo I am those Muslims who practice religion privately with other believers. All muslims are not perfect. You can't base islam on Muslims. Islam is peace, beliving in One god who is not Human who is unseen.

[temperabion]

@ZaeemIslamSoldier agreed, i think jews,christians,catholics,musl­ims,budist and hinduist are all offended by this........but at some point it is pretty funny lol

[chrstilen5]

@LaFinaYoungGun If you want more good stuf about Islam. Cheeck out my list of faverites. Or just ask me to seend someting ^_^

[chrstilen5]

@LaFinaYoungGun ^_^ If it wassent so horible, it actualy be kinda funny....O.o

If you give a verse to a muslim example verse 5:33. They will say one of the folowing.

"You are lying it dont say that att all"

"It's a mistranslation because every translater in the world, is for some reason more retarded then I am"

"You nid to read in Arabic because the word "Kill", is not "Kill" in aracic. O.o"

"You are an Islam hater and a racist"

watch?v=0mK1MqyQv8Q&feature=ch­annel_video_title

See it

[chrstilen5]

I am a REAL MUSLIM and thoes radical muslims are not muslims and im a retard and i dont even know what the Quran says and I like to lie to people and say Quran has stuf it dont have and I actualy want Sharia-law, even though I dont know what it inclides. And if your stil reading and not jet get the joke.... then you're just as mutch of an ideot as the muslims im acting like ^_^

[ScreamingSavant]

Ey ClarionProductions.

You should make some flicks about how the Saudi Arabians fund Terrorism and go against everything that the west stands for , you hypocritical pigs.

[ScreamingSavant]

Last time I checked, if I cracked a joke about Judaism, I'll get called a Nazi. If I cracked a joke about Christianity, I'd get called an insensitive Atheist.and If I cracked a joke about Islam, I'd either get called a Nazi (because Im part Arya-Persian) or I'd get called an insensitive imbecile.

Its a lose lose situation man xD

[panafilmxxx]

No Laughing Matter watch?v=I2XjlEG8xbI

[thedudefromthehood]

PLEASE READ:

Iranium is a propaganda movie produced by an Israeli named Raphael Shore, and written by an organization called Clarion Fund which is Pro-Israeli and was founded by an Israeli. The same organization has been involved with another propaganda films such as Obsession: Radical Islam's War, and The Third Jihad. This film, Iranium, is nothing but a propaganda film that is trying to cause a war, just like Iraq. Of course the victims of wars are not governments, but INNOCENTS!

[panafilmxxx]

@thedudefromthehood No Laughing Matter watch?v=I2XjlEG8xbI

[yitz0987]

@thedudefromthehood It is a polemic. Call it propaganda as you like. Where are the errors?

[grizabella626]

I like how Steven Crowder put it. One need only look at the founders of each religion, Jesus Christ and Mohammed, to get a clear idea of which is more civil. If all Christians acted more like Jesus, the world would be a much better place. If all Muslims acted more like Mohammed, they would technically have to be thrown in jail.

[DaCatOnTop]

@TheGONADBrothers

that is correct, however, they dont go around stoning women or beheading the "infidels". At least, not in this day and age.

[DaCatOnTop]

I'm wondering now why the Muslims in the States are here in the first place. Mustve been freedom of religion, speech and protection of women's rights that got them here. (insert sarcasm)

[DaCatOnTop]

good video...

[TELEFOON87]

HAAAA what funny .. at the end the 2 towers by islam??

What a joke, thhey couldnt hijack an airplain in their wildest dream,

so to F.ck up 2towers lol just an inside job. still i like the joke,

[TheEbetier18]

this is juz stupid...i cant belive ppl actually laugh at that blasphemy...it makes me mad to see how ppl here in the US actully love this stuff and im an American...i actully like that the muslims stand up for their relgion but i do admit that they do go a littel to far...why cant TRUE Christians stand up for these idiotic cartoons and shows blaspheming our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ...all those who take part in this and laugh at these jokes are goin to hell read the bible

[putzoc]

@TheEbetier18

Christians don't stand up because, thankfully, we live in a countries governed by law, and "these idiotic cartoons" are an exercise of free speech, protected by the US Constitution and constitutions of civilised countries in general.

For people like you, who would gladly welcome a political practice of censorship, I would recommend a one year "vacation" in a country which is governed through dictatorship in order to have a full grasp of what you're actually proposing here.

[TELEFOON87]

@putzoc LOL

[robin22391]

@TheEbetier18

jesus would laugh and forgive

[CharlieBrownPhoto]

@TheEbetier18 You actually like that people are murdered for making cartoons? I guess you are one of those christians that would use a rifle to enforce Gods law?

[DoomNoMore]

Muslims cant handle a normal society.. adapt or kick them back to a shiara country.. 

[GabrielProductions1]

as interesting as this is yu shouldnt bash the whole islam faith and ppl they hve there freedom of speech too as for be etremeist those are the ppl who will evenually pay a price

[sassanman]

P.S. Your country Afgahnistan is getting fucked by the US, Arabia, UK, and the rest of the WORLD RIGHT KNOW MR. Proud Afgahny child rapist lover...LOL...I know you have TV in the UK:)))))OH SEX change!!! big woop, while your MOMS, and Sisters getting ass raped by Islamists and the Taliban is gasing them..Real Proud:))))Aren't you?Number one producer of HEROIN in the world:))))and NOTHING ELSE, NOTHING..Allaho fucking Akbar and Fucking salavat to child rapist....Allah eat my shit:))))))

[fang605]

@sassanman Since when? Hahahha braaav we fucked your country up in so many wars, you tranvestites looool did you have a sex change aswell? are you a woman? on your periods? Tehran? My anus hole you don't know how much afghans hate you hairy fucking Iranis.. You lot are like foreskin, FILTHY. Your country hangs people and cuts their hands for thieving, your women here in london open their legs for afghans hahaa. Your women are all whores and your men are GAYS hope an atom bomb drops on ur country

[sassanman]

@fang605 Yeah I know, Afgaghnies here love to wash my Iranian asshole for nothing...Iraniains look at Afghans as ass washers, you say that and I believe you in London Afghanies have some CLASS?..LOLOLOL....So how many Taliban raped your Mom so your Dad had to leave Afganestan???and how many times you sniffed your imam's asshole today????LOL...Your come backs hurt me so much....LOL.. How my people can be gay, while your Allah loves cock, and hates women so much? by GAY you mean happy right?

[fang605]

@sassanman You don't know how many times we have fucked up you irani pussies when we come for you all you do is run. Your people are just shameful and wasted and they're not even men.... My comebacks are facts when yours are just made up shit which your mum and dad brainwashed you with, crawl back in your mums pussy.

[sassanman]

@fang605 LOL..I am sure... Takbir and Salavat....Now I have to go talk to my NOKAR about your claims, He is Afghany and I am sure he will entertain me about your claims....and about HUMAN RIGHTS, that is why we trying to kick that religion to shit hole it came from dumb child rapist lover:))) WE are fighting everyday to kick that shit out..Not like you even after your Mom got raped by TALIBAN still loves to suck ALLAH's bitch cock, not in Afghanistan, but in the UK...

[sassanman]

@fang605 I am Afghany, we sell HEROIN, we are ruled by the US, Arabs, Russia, ...., Talibian, We don't have running water, our women are sex slaves, But I don't care that is Allah's way.....You are stupid for telling me the truth, I have no shame, even when I am one of the LUCKY ones that got away from that shit hole called Afghanistan, I still worship the fake moon idol like a ZUMBI..And I have the gullies to call somebody else's country SHITTY...LOL..and yes I forgot..Takbir, and Salavat

[fang605]

@sassanman Proudly, they'll kill your people soon. I hope you grow up sometime soon because your life seems a little short to me. Your mum is my nokar, she deepthroats my dick :) Did you know the americans bring irani whores to fuck them? Watch some documentaries hahahaha you really need to broaden your knowledge. Go to the BBC iplayer and watch a few documentaries. Haven't got anything else to say to you you irani peace of shit.

[sassanman]

@fang605 yeah OK, last time I checked Americans where in your country...LOL...I know the truth hurts, Now go sniff your Imam's asshole so maybe he stop raping your 9 year old women like your child rapist Muhammad, Please grease up that Quran nicley when you shove it deep in your asshole, because it seems since it is hurting you so bad you are all confused. I told my Afghany NOKAR about you..He was so sad that Taliban like you hauled ass to the UK, instead of enjoying Taliban in your homeland:)

[fang605]

@sassanman Oh grow you imbecil? Your just a fucking retard, no point arguing with you because you don't have any valid arguments your comebacks are just childish. They are in my country to bring peace while they are hiring irani whores. Say no more.

[sassanman]

@fang605 Yeah peace of SHIT that is...LOL....How do you watch documantries while your head is deep inside of your Imam's asshole.....Irani hores!!!!,  Just come to Iran and see what poor Afghany ladies do..because of their war torn country, they sell their bodies to feed their children...2 million Afghany in Iran just because of child rapist Muhammad, cock sucking gay sadist Allah, and blind Taliban bitches like you that love to suck Allah's gay ass cock...have some shame with SHITLAM of yours

[sassanman]

@fang605 Yeah I am imbecil, while you believe in fucking blck rock in the house of idols, and have no problem with savagary of Islam, and what it did with your country that even a child rapist loving mother fucker like you had to haul ass, because pussy cry boy like you would not last one second watching your Jap cartoons in the front of Taliban, but yet you love sucking Allah's cock...

[fang605]

@sassanman That is all you can seem to say..quite pathetic really, i hope i get to see you in real life.

[sassanman]

@fang605 Oh what are going to do?????Just act out savage Islamic LAWS...Oh I am scared..LOL, since I am dealing with that everyday don't worry...Go suckle on your Imam's penis and hang with your PAKI friends in the UK, may be tell each other which one loves the Taliban, and child rapist Muhammad more....may be talk about the time Omar used to fuck Muhammad like a little bitch because Muhammad was too dumb, and Omar was pissed since Shitlam was his savage cult first.....Takbir and fucking Salavat

[fang605]

@sassanman Nope you are not dealing with it, those are not islamic laws. Once again you repeat the same things you wrote in the first comment. Paki friends? Hah I have my own afghans. You live in a shitty country :) UK will shit overy you someday :) Christian bastard

[sassanman]

@fang605 Shitty country...LOL, Christian??!!! that is really funny....and Persian ladies talk to you as NON-NOKAR...LOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOL­LOLLOLLLOLOLOLOLLOL...Your face really belongs to your Imam's ass...Islamic Republik not Islamic? Taliban Not Islmaic? Wahabi not Islamic? Baghareh in Quran not Islamic? Annissa in Quran not Islamic? Quran not Islamic????LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL...T­akbir and fucking salavat to child rapist Muhammad and child rapist lovers like you:)

[sassanman]

@fang605 Child rapist lover didn't Muhammad got fucked by Omar couple of times? Afghans have such class in London, everybody opens their legs for them...To shit on them...LOL...Allah please lick my balls, fang is ready for LOVE:)))Afghanies hate Iran????I guess when I have 20000000 of my people washing Iranian ass as refugee I hate them too, but don't blame Islam, Allah, and child rapist Muhammad for Afghanistan being a shit hole....No let's blame Iran:))))

[fang605]

@sassanman Those are the only few words you seem to know. You must be 14-18 somewhere there because you are so stupid. Go take a good look at your shitty country which will hopefully get fucked up soon :) No honestly we are fucking your sister and your mum here in london :) And you are so hilarious, tranvestite. By the way Taliban are fucking up your country now :P like i said by the way, your country don't know human rights your all animals

[fang605]

@sassanman Persian pussyhole ...We are of course, we sell heroin proudly but have you seen the people in your country? They buy from us, all CHARSI hahaha you lot have some wasted sad lives you know, your people should be dead :) Child rapist lover? is that all you can say? Your mum and dad should have slapped you when you were little but what kafirs haram khors kuss madars fucking tranvestites know about parenting :) Go kill yourself, no1 in this world likes you :)

[Deathra96]

Just because some Muslims believe in radical methods doesn't mean all Muslims are all like that, KKK Members were Radicals but no one, NO ONE, steortypes Christians. You're tlking about making a difference...maybe first you should put an end to stereotyping and racism.

[ChappyBT]

@Deathra96 Quote - "but no one, NO ONE, steortypes Christians" They don't? That's funny, I thought all Christian priests were pedophiles? Not stereotyped...c'mon, ALL religions are stereotyped to a degree as are religious fanatics, and Muslims are NOT A RACE!! It is a Religion, maybe you should learn something before you speak friend. Racism has no place in this conversation.

[ChappyBT]

Christians turn the other cheek for the most part, when their religion is made fun of, and the Jewish people are famous for mocking themselves relentlessly..Oy! Muslims however, seem to think that any joke made about their religion is cause for extreme violent reaction! Only people who are EXTREMELY INSECURE about their cause, or of themselves, will react violently when made fun of...think about it Muzleemah's. Are all of you THAT insecure about the teachings of Islam? Guess so huh...

[fang605]

@ChappyBT You idiot it's like calling a black person nigger. 9-11 was blamed on muslims and they went through shit all around the world because of that event which some cowards (USA itself) planned. You need to watch a few documentaries. Mohammed was the last prophet that's why he is given a lot of respect, every prophet went through some tough hard lives and his is how you fuckers repay them? Meh at the end of the day you are going to be the one giving answers to God so I wish you all the best.

[ChappyBT]

@fang605 Who's the idiot here? Again, Blacks are a Race of peoples, npt a religious ideology. Muslims are not a race of peoples, they follow a religious ideology, so this is NOTHING like calling a Black person the N-word. I'm a firefighter/engineer and I KNEW when I saw the towers burning that they were going to collapse. I knew the construction methods used and I knew they would not support the sections above 4 long. Conspiracy...wake up, there is no way that could be done.

[ChappyBT]

@fang605 If you believe those completely debunked theories about the CIA planning 9/11, then you are a truly deluded person, idol worshiper. If you knew anything about building implosion, you would know it's IMPOSSIBLE to prep buildings like that to implode without major structural weakening beforehand, and about a year of pre-cutting and removal of bearing walls. Just how do you do that with 1000's of people working there and keep it a secret? Religions use fear to control you, there is no God

[fang605]

@ChappyBT Boo hoo do you want me to cry for you? You idiot watch the documentaries on 9/11 the towers had bombs already planted inside because the metal it was made from could not fall even if 50 planes crashed into it. The americans just wanted an excuse to invade the muslim countries because they are full of oil. Do your research you imbecil. Those are all facts! Religion keeps you off the bad path. By the way its not racist but its the same, it causes offence.

[ChappyBT]

@fang605 My oh my, no wonder you believe in sky fairies...you'll believe ANYTHING it seems. Cry for yourself, you're the one who really needs it. You truly do not know anything about building collapse or structure failures, something I specialize in. Any ranting fool can make a documentary and make it look and sound believable, but the conspiracy is simply too far fetched to ever pull off.

End of talking with raving lunatics.

[fang605]

@ChappyBT I believe BBC and not you, you could be some stupid racist cunt behind the computer just chatting bullshit making yourself sound like you have a life and a specialty in something hahahahaha looooooool just be quiet fool :)

[ChappyBT]

@fang605 Didn't I say, and I quote... "End of talking with raving lunatics" end quote?

Then please...STFU and never reply to this post again! I never will, I tire of you quickly so don`t waste your time...got it this time? Good, now go play in the freeway like a good little lunatic and leave us grownups alone. Now this is the really serious part so pay attention..FUCK OFF whackjob! Took you 2 months to come up with that brilliant reply, don`t waste the next year typing another one.

[fang605]

@ChappyBT Ahahahaha grownups? You're a grownup? You certainly talk like one, you should go get a life instead of trying to look successful yet stupid on the internet :) Just do the world a favour and shut up

[peev16]

@TheGONADBrothers Agreed! 100% Just saying. Creepy but they don't riot over cartoons

[MXD42769]

ALL religions ARE a joke!! Wake up people, you have been royally FKD.

[peev16]

@TheGONADBrothers I don't agree with their religion but Ive never heard of a christian who blows up children who is not condemned by their comunity.

[Macacheesa9]

The turth hurts doesn't it?

[AoEnigMoonxPhase]

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[Persiancreed1]

Brilliant, Islam is of the evil, Islam is for uncivilized people.

[loveliestboy]

well, sass. I see what Ur tv channels tell U of islam And how they program U to hate muslims and muslims. Haven't it ever hit Ur mind why islam is the fastest spreading religion? Even when Ur tv channels show U the opposite of islam?

Ur just unawre of reality visit an islamic country and see what islam is

[dilipdilse]

did it ever hit to your mind the kind of people who are embracing to islam.... :-)

[ChappyBT]

@loveliestboy That's a pile of crap! Islamic countries teach hatred of Jews in school, to little kids who don't know any better...that's sick. Our news only reports what you idiot muslims do whenever you feel a little ticked, you kill innocent people. Talk about programmed hatred, Islam is completely indoctrinated in the stuff, and yes, I've been there to see this myself! BTW, what's with the name...you a Muslim Gay? Better watch out for your Muslim brothers...

[sassanman]

@loveliestboy I live in Islamic country, and studied that shit you call Quran, Granted all religions are dumb, but the savage nature of Islam is unreal...Now I have to go shit in Allah's mouth and wipe my ass with Quran.

After 31 years of Islam, Iranians hate that shit with a passion, that cock sucker child rapist just killed and raped..thank GOD Iranians are about to kick that shit back to Arabia...But typical Islamic government killing them, raping them , just because they want freedom...

[sassanman]

Islam made for savages, by savages. Muhammad was a child rapist, and Islamist killed and raped from day ONE. From day the child rapist Muhammad went from Mecca to Medinna. From Arabia to Persia. From Persia to Africa. From Africa to Spain, Islam killed, murdered, raped, burned, and destroyed because the book of child rape, murder tells the savage Islamists to do so. Allah is a gay, sadist, blood thirsty moon idol, that has a lot of hate for WOMEN, and Humanity.

[fang605]

@sassanman England murdered, USA murdered. They rape everyday, they massacred so many people, your priests are rapists and peodophiles. Anything sounds human mistakes here? Stupid guy learn to respect other religions. For your information Muhammed wasn't a rapist, you should do a little research because your brain needs information for your mouth to speak truth. It's sad that earth has people like you, you people destroy humanity and unity.

[sassanman]

@fang605 Hey child rapist lover :Your savage moon idol Allah wants everybody dead, has no respect for nobody, and teaches about rape, murder, pedophilia in that fucking book that you never read: Quran

کیرم تو دهن الله وحشی٬ و افغانی خر. خر خدا افغانستان را اسلام کتیف بد بخت کرد...ریدم بدهن محمدت.

[fang605]

@sassanman Allah means God. I take it you are an athiest? You are from iran aren't you mother fucker kerem da farqe bebeet. Your people are just bum sucks who lick american feet hahaha you beg it to be westernized. Listen mate you haven't read the Quran so whatever rubbish comes out of your mouth is going to fuck you over in the day of judgement. FUCKING IRANI you hairy baboons your country is meant to be muslims but you, outcast hahaha go lick your mums pussy coz she's a whore XD

[sassanman]

@fang605 Yeah child rapist Lover..Allah means cock sucker, and little bitch why are talking about your Persian ancestors like that?????Now I have to go shit in Allah's mouth and wipe my asshole with Quran KASIF:))))))Now go listen to your AZAN, Allah is calling you to suck your Imam's cock, after sniffing his asshole 5 times a day:))))

Your cock sucking Allah is so dumb that thinks the EARTH is Flat:))))))OK Allah here I come open your mouth for my PORK shit....:)

YOUR COUNTRY is so beautiful:)

[fang605]

@sassanman Your country is full of fags hahaha tranvestites LOOOL most sex changes have happened there, are you proud of your shitty country hahahaha it's seriously losing its ways man no wonder why you have no respect for people your people don't have respect for themselves. My ancestors? wasteman we created you with our dicks hahahaha Hairy chimpanzees go suck western dicks. One day you're country is going to get fucked up so badly by Afghanistan Arabia USA ...everyone :D Hopefully :D

[sassanman]

@fang605 My country is full of FAGS!!!LOL....This comes from a child rapist lover that his Allah hates women so much wants them covered up 24/7, in book of child rape Quran Kasif says females or 1/3 of males, Allah wants you to sniff your Imam's asshole not 2-3 times, but FIVE times a day. Allah even made all the MOSQUES look like cock and balls because Allah loves nothing but huge COCKS...Even child rapist Muhammad used to get fucked by OMAR, and suck Abubakr cock at the same time..FAGS LOLLOLL

[fang605]

@sassanman Your mum and dad are Kasif, your race shouldnt even exist man for real. Go read the translated Quran before you speak about it. You are just a pupet on a string, probably your mum and dad are feeding you shit and false information. Your knowledge and flesh is useless. Waste of sperm.

[sassanman]

@fang605 This comes from a bitch that fucking left that shit hole called Afganestan because your Mom, and sisters got ass raped by Taliban for showing string of hair, and your dad got ass raped because his REESH was too short..LOL...No I am here in my country to get it freed from savages like you....I go out in Tehran everyday and I see Afganies washing Persian asses after they take a shit...OOOH real PROUD afghany..LOL...Dumb fuck lives in the UK and loves to suck Allah's cock::))))

[krayzewolf]

LMFAO! Brilliant.

[thomasHyde3]

Ha Ha Ha! Outstanding!