I am not surprised that A-Roid tested positive for steroids. I am not surprised that MLB is trying to cover up this debacle. I am surprised, though, that I am commenting on this story. I have an excuse: I am waiting for the Dominos delivery guy to get here. Baseball is such a politically charged profession that it rivals Washington, DC in egos, money, and greed. "Ding-Dong" Pizza is here. Sayonara, suckers.
all I can add is I am falling in love with cocnuts, pineapples and surfboards. They are wonderful things right? One you ride and the other two - you eat.
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We didn't steal your land, we took it over, just like the U.S. mainland. You can't physically steal land from people, you can only take it over by kicking their ass. So please stfu about the Native Americans, we didn't steal their land, we killed them for it, just like the Romans and so on.
Hawaiians floated over on a dugout log.Fuck you with your stupid pride.You have no written history.If the honkeys hadn't come over you would still be spear chunkin.Get over it we will never leave.
I'm sure,reading these comments so far,you probable think all men are animals. Some of us know how to treat a lady, and some of us have had success in our our business life, so if you've any interest in meeting one of the best of this motley crew of men you're forced to deal with, respond to this post. I'll give you a spin in my Porsche, and you'll re-calibrate your image of what a man should be with a woman such as yourself.
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I dated Tori Praver, and she is a real headache! First of all, she treated me like a piece of meat--sex, sex, sex, that was all she could think about, and insisted on doing things that were kind of illegal, too!! And talk about crazy--she insisted we do it in public places, too!! To top it all off, all she could talk about was philosophy, politics, classical music, post-modern abstract art, and all this other intellectual stuff, when I wanted to talk about modeling!! WHAT A DRAG!!
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh yeah, this is about selling swimsuits. NOT. Just call it soft porn and get it over with. I did not appreciate standing at the Wal Mart checkout with children and the cover of Sports Illustrated at eye leve. We are a sick bunch, we Americans. :-(
Malachi 2:3 - Behold, I am going to rebuke your offspring, and I will spread refuse on your faces, the refuse of your feasts; and you will be taken away with it.
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
nice bodies !
baldie194859 2 years ago
HOT HOT HOT!!!!!
Avian98X 2 years ago
The most beautiful model!!!!
TheDvdreader 2 years ago
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dvorak6371683 2 years ago
She looks like my girlfriend Laura.
cranberrysauce7 2 years ago
haha
CutiePieNess 2 years ago
yeah, but she's hotter.
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CutiePieNess 2 years ago
hahah thanks
cranberrysauce7 2 years ago
Tori is so awesome, a true surfer girl.
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qi1iv934 2 years ago
Oh to be young and built like that! Lovely suits on lovely ladies;-)
herekitty07 3 years ago
easily the hottest SI girl
thwaks1 3 years ago 5
dude i thought sports illustrated was about football and baseball and SPORTS NOT SUPER GIRLS!!!!
slaphappy59 3 years ago
Youve never read a car magazine, have you?
silvereye27 2 years ago
yeah i have why whats up with car magazines there about cars you nutjob people put girls in it just so they get more readers
slaphappy59 2 years ago
society is so perverted
JDsNewTube 3 years ago 2
0:32 u can just bout c her boob
mynameisstupid124 3 years ago
2009 is hotter
BluePrint934 3 years ago
definitely
kingofengles 3 years ago
shes soooooooooo beautiful!
cookie123d 3 years ago
I am not surprised that A-Roid tested positive for steroids. I am not surprised that MLB is trying to cover up this debacle. I am surprised, though, that I am commenting on this story. I have an excuse: I am waiting for the Dominos delivery guy to get here. Baseball is such a politically charged profession that it rivals Washington, DC in egos, money, and greed. "Ding-Dong" Pizza is here. Sayonara, suckers.
P.S. A-Roid — you heard it here first
UnconcernedCitizen 3 years ago
u guys realize ur spitting in Jesus'face everytime u watch this
Tubeplayer5 3 years ago
so are you :)
theluxor89 3 years ago 5
i know right i don't click on these to watch them i click to tell people how bad it is
slaphappy59 3 years ago
hey, watch what your sayin young man
cranberrysauce7 2 years ago
what a fucking babe!
edgv1l3 3 years ago
all I can add is I am falling in love with cocnuts, pineapples and surfboards. They are wonderful things right? One you ride and the other two - you eat.
2806582009 3 years ago
shes soo pretty and has a great body and shes nice
cookie123d 3 years ago
tori is currently the only sexy model of si swimsuit stuff
ConCoy364 3 years ago 3
Will you marry me, Tori?
LarsGenius 3 years ago 12
oooooo
ekrf7 3 years ago
lol
ekrf7 3 years ago
lol
ekrf7 3 years ago
oh ok
ekrf7 3 years ago
oh rlly
ekrf7 3 years ago
lol ok
ekrf7 3 years ago
so hot
ekrf7 3 years ago
wow
ekrf7 3 years ago
i would love to stick my d1ck right in your mouth babeee
LiverpoolsNr9 3 years ago
99% perfect body, face and attitude.
voznow7 3 years ago 2
i love you
kokoykiko 3 years ago
saaaggggglam bı hatunmus
vishenos 3 years ago
she is so sexy. I wish I had a girlfreand like her.
koolclipes 3 years ago
she is pretty has a nice face i wish i lived in maui!!!
equestrain531 3 years ago
nice ass
xXxDANMANxXx 3 years ago
slut
Fedexkinkos1991 3 years ago
how tall is this girl?
younysta 3 years ago
Tori is so pretty !
missycrissy101 3 years ago
omg thats me in about 6 years .. i look like her and .. my name is tori XD n i wanna be a model XD
Toriistarr 3 years ago
cute face, but you gotta eat some rice & beans cuz you need some buns, hon!
TeConozcoBacalao2 3 years ago
i say its da other way around!! XD...well i guess ur right, they could use alittle work
xXxDANMANxXx 3 years ago
dude im in love
rastaMEpasta 3 years ago 2
muy bueno sobre todo muy sexi , sensual de lo mejor de lo mejor sigan asiii
mediamarcela 3 years ago
at 28 sec can i be the rock!
monkeykid101 3 years ago
lol
relyt612 3 years ago
i love perfect people, they inspire us..
edit77 3 years ago
so true
muffinman3292 3 years ago
O-OMG!!!
She's a goddess
AlfaV6Busso 3 years ago 3
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!
mmarrder 3 years ago
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mygoodeyeclosed 3 years ago
WOW!
Rocker
royfielding 3 years ago
they show them as only some sex objects.. sad
Chixty 3 years ago
the whata hell do you think they are ? staplers ? XD
mohamedhakkmed 3 years ago
"there is just so many beautiful things here ... "
dvdgzzrll 3 years ago
BUT THE SONG ISSS.. of the Backstreets?!
fedebizz8 3 years ago
Tori Praver's speech should be more sophisticated.
PA65000 4 years ago
We didn't steal your land, we took it over, just like the U.S. mainland. You can't physically steal land from people, you can only take it over by kicking their ass. So please stfu about the Native Americans, we didn't steal their land, we killed them for it, just like the Romans and so on.
deathfromabove101st 4 years ago
Are you Hawaiian?
mandbfindchicks 4 years ago
Hawaiians floated over on a dugout log.Fuck you with your stupid pride.You have no written history.If the honkeys hadn't come over you would still be spear chunkin.Get over it we will never leave.
jetroavery08 4 years ago
Jarah Mariano is Hawaiian :P (and chinese and korean). lol And hawt
Vicioussama 4 years ago
She gots some tight ass!
Max8Jizzy 4 years ago 3
Where??? Apparently you've never been to Puerto Rico.
dietrichian 4 years ago
Yes I have and that's too much ass to handle.
Max8Jizzy 4 years ago
Waaaaaaaaaaaaay too much
RamondeHoop 3 years ago
I am beginning to hate humanity.
newexperiment 4 years ago
watch?v=1UEOZGFzPas
i saw this video on _uniformedcupid.com_. that's true. I am an admirer of military, so I trust most of soldiers are good guys. LOve you all!
hotgirl549616514 4 years ago
who wants to suck my dick
mxaguila 4 years ago
they could feature ugly girls in a spread and call it "the scum suit addition".
gymer15 4 years ago
haha that would be funny
illwill512 4 years ago
BORING
cntrygrl129 4 years ago
how lovely
dahaneoux 4 years ago
watch?v=1UEOZGFzPas
aumwithy 4 years ago
small tits
alnozaki 4 years ago
^^small penis
PhillyBlunt6988 4 years ago 11
LMAO
kakapootekoo 4 years ago
i totally want to have sex with her
beersoffire 4 years ago 2
she wants to have sex with you.
dymanngirl 4 years ago 2
It's funny that she still doesn't realize people like her because she's hot, not because of what she has to say. Just stfu and take off your top.
Happydudelol 4 years ago 6
well said
garnettoc 4 years ago 4
cant she just strip bare ? Come on, give something 'meaningful' !
akunimi08 4 years ago 3
cant she just strip bare ? Come on, give something 'meaningful' !
akunimi08 4 years ago 3
nice model, good job
edit77 4 years ago
fucked her, next.
uycheporq 4 years ago
slut
XxRainbowxLollipopxX 4 years ago
lol @ jbkseattle
go back to your world of warcraft
explodedmind 4 years ago 10
lol nice one
hainjarred 4 years ago
hehe, great line ;)
larsnm 4 years ago
she has a bad tan line but she's still gorgeous
ffmcracdcftw 4 years ago
Tori,
I'm sure,reading these comments so far,you probable think all men are animals. Some of us know how to treat a lady, and some of us have had success in our our business life, so if you've any interest in meeting one of the best of this motley crew of men you're forced to deal with, respond to this post. I'll give you a spin in my Porsche, and you'll re-calibrate your image of what a man should be with a woman such as yourself.
Jon
jbkseattle 4 years ago
lmfao, jbk, suck my dick, your not shit, lmao she aint spinnin on nothin u got, or own you fucker, ur a dip shit..
omgihaventknowu 4 years ago
i could cum on you.
kakarote2010 4 years ago
hmmm beautiful :)
Minexew 4 years ago 2
ULALAA;)
Tomeekk81 4 years ago 2
Yeah, more like Tori De-Praver! LOLOCAUST
lacompte88 4 years ago
nice.
p0k3Ndi3 4 years ago
I'd probably fuck her I guess. Looks like would enjoy being put to the cock..
jonomutiny 4 years ago
Bunnylicious!! xP
nekurite 4 years ago
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1monkey32123 4 years ago
mmmm delicious xD
mohanad111 4 years ago
I dated Tori Praver, and she is a real headache! First of all, she treated me like a piece of meat--sex, sex, sex, that was all she could think about, and insisted on doing things that were kind of illegal, too!! And talk about crazy--she insisted we do it in public places, too!! To top it all off, all she could talk about was philosophy, politics, classical music, post-modern abstract art, and all this other intellectual stuff, when I wanted to talk about modeling!! WHAT A DRAG!!
derek4ur 4 years ago
Lying teenager is LYYYIIINNGG.
Keegah 4 years ago
I wasn't LYYYIIINNGGG, I was JOOOKIIIING!!
Geez.
derek4ur 4 years ago 4
true
moonknight66 4 years ago
it makes her less sexy when she talks
2wheelmonster 4 years ago
somebody please feed this woman...
esp. at :53... that's not an ass, that's a pancake ala Dave Chapelle
bellasenso 4 years ago
music does not fit this
sms1960 4 years ago 2
two words: sexy bitch
Midget305 4 years ago
POOR. Now why did she appear nikid? Hello swimsuit???
HerkMeck 4 years ago
oh yeah this is so hot makes me so horny yeah yeah
darthjinstu 4 years ago
hey i happen to be homosexual and your comment offends me take it back
dl882 4 years ago
fag
Midget305 4 years ago 2
I'll Kahuna you!
RougeWaterPoloPlayer 4 years ago 2
is there any girl watching this?
royery 4 years ago
yep, me.
nesseline 4 years ago
I'd kiss her where she pees.
witchman1 4 years ago
hahaha thts fuked u should have saidI want to eat her t.v. (tiny vagina)
Jatt1177 4 years ago
nice pineapple and you can hold my long wood any time you want.
wolfeblitzer123 4 years ago 3
NOWS THAT FUCKING HOT OH YEAH!!
oddballzshow 4 years ago
shit i gots that girl on my speed dial
ghostoorah 4 years ago
i wanna destroy dat !!
Aman88AK47 4 years ago
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ixdor94 4 years ago
Oh yeah, this is about selling swimsuits. NOT. Just call it soft porn and get it over with. I did not appreciate standing at the Wal Mart checkout with children and the cover of Sports Illustrated at eye leve. We are a sick bunch, we Americans. :-(
SingingOwl1 4 years ago
bouncing boobs!
AlexiLaiho227 4 years ago 3
you make an interesting point....but dont bring the whole american race into play
MrTallPants 4 years ago
danmmmmmmmmmmm
windexmaster444 4 years ago
lmao,,, @ Al7
SmkyPlyr984 4 years ago
BONER!
bassplayer412 4 years ago 3
did anyone just put the volume on zero when they started talking and just looked at the video???
Al7ex7 4 years ago 5
I think everyone did...
fluffyness 4 years ago
probably lol
Al7ex7 4 years ago
ME
me
battlelava 4 years ago
thanks tips
DevinDamnation 4 years ago
small tits
SonicRyan 4 years ago
who gives a shit man, she is gorgeous
skytise 4 years ago 8
dam....
koolkiid1234 4 years ago 3
i got a BONER
DBZrob 4 years ago 3
That's... good to know...
BrutalBubba 4 years ago 3
que anda haciendo aqui mi novia??
XxaLfRewXx 4 years ago
ahhh ho
orangefield1 4 years ago
think she'll lei me? lol
hock3ydud3 4 years ago
weak
woodendick 4 years ago
I.....lika.....do.......the cha-cha
mammafun 4 years ago 3
HUT HUT
GURL¡¡
godfailme 4 years ago
Malachi 2:3 - Behold, I am going to rebuke your offspring, and I will spread refuse on your faces, the refuse of your feasts; and you will be taken away with it.
xiner 4 years ago
its noodie magazine day! also in the famous words of billy madison =P
funkymusic1 4 years ago
Have you ever seen Hannibal Lecter trying to be Billy Madison? Check out my vid.
flee2010 4 years ago
In the famous words of Billy Madison... "Soooo hot! Want to touch the hiney!"
live4hockey2 4 years ago 3
AHH XD! that's jokes! she is one hell of a dame. she's not totally filled out lika REAL woman but like I said she's one hell of a dame
mammafun 4 years ago
ha. you didnt like it, are you 12 and were looking to jackoff? hahah
subscribem3plz 4 years ago
that was shity
hellopez3648 4 years ago
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
yobo112 4 years ago
o baby
mrown7 4 years ago
my foot smells like a dog's asshole.
JASONCANDLE 4 years ago
yum yum give me some
kimchido 4 years ago
no, shes hot because she is naked in half her shoots
yeoldmoviemaker 4 years ago 3
check out jcool's music
jcooleastside 4 years ago
Swing!
slycoopers 4 years ago
no why shes hot? cos shez a blonde, blondes are hot, but dum
irkiIIer 4 years ago
is she engaged in a relationship?
RacerX404 4 years ago
She is dating pro surfer Danny fuller...at least she was last time i heard....
bulabula80 4 years ago
When I was to young to buy porn i used to jerk off to this stuff lol!
supremejoseph 4 years ago