German snitchers are systematically spreading hatred and lies.The aim is to distract from German atrocities comitted during the NAZI time and today. My brother Markus Bott had been tortured during five and a half years. I recorded more than 450 hours of evidence which ended in the legal system. The BND which is the renamed GESTAPO continued to torture my brother for another 1.5 years, now with the aid of the "legal“ system. Markus Bott was murdered on 11.7.09 to suppress our homepage.
Be careful. I once used 'Massive Gaylord' in an argument and ended up being subject to an Equality and Diversity investigation or some such shit. For real, blood.
Armstrong and Miller are like well funny or someshit, and like anyone who says they aren't is like well a a gay lord with a soiley ball sack and is well the person i am fighting, the germans or italians or whoever. Cos like they are well funny and this and that and everything else. Isn't it?
@CazzaMcSpazza It's the material, not the person typing it, that is thumb-upable. You're making the same mistake as people who really think it's an achievement getting thumbs-up, regardless of if what they wrote are their words.
@CazzaMcSpazza Agreed. Sick of those idiots who just spam comments of what was said in the video and get a million thumbs up from equally stupid people.
@Andyp12 Yes, very impressive. I didn't realise youtube was like school. Do I get praise for having good grammar? For example, I know the difference between "your" and "you're"? Not many out there do.
@CazzaMcSpazza I think thou doth mistake my original post for serious biz-ness, when in fact it be-eth of the faecetious variety.....thank you for playing my game.
whst are you going to do, shoot me in the head with your gun? This isn't Nazi Germany... Yes it is. to bad Americans can't come up with stuff like this
This is Armstrong and Miller. I love the show, the airmen are my favorite sketch each week! I was too shy to speak to them, though they seemed nice chomping on their sushi!!!
ahhh gaylord...havent heard that word in ages lmaoooo i love them airmen, toooo funny x
xxrachxx89 1 week ago
Well, what about my human rights?
ICryOverSpiltMilk 1 week ago
"Dirt and shit, and shit and shit"... I use this line at least twice a week
taffboyslim 1 week ago
Haha just noticed it's Jim Howick from Horrible Histories! (no I'm not ashamed of watching that)
hollium 3 weeks ago
"do i look like ive got special needs" is my favourite line in this such a true brit sarcasium :p
MsAlexis4444 3 weeks ago
"No this isnt Nazi Germany...." erm... yeah it is :P
Smartie709 1 month ago
Love how i'm studying this in my English lessons :')
JazziLikesPie118 2 months ago 8
@JazziLikesPie118 Your teacher must be a legend.
RichyBMelodies 2 months ago 2
@RichyBMelodies Ahaa. not really.. she is pure evil ..
JazziLikesPie118 1 month ago
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German snitchers are systematically spreading hatred and lies.The aim is to distract from German atrocities comitted during the NAZI time and today. My brother Markus Bott had been tortured during five and a half years. I recorded more than 450 hours of evidence which ended in the legal system. The BND which is the renamed GESTAPO continued to torture my brother for another 1.5 years, now with the aid of the "legal“ system. Markus Bott was murdered on 11.7.09 to suppress our homepage.
wwwtotalitaerde 3 months ago
9 gaylords disliked.
MaKaroV2BlitZ 3 months ago 3
"no way you massive gaylord" HAHAHAHAHAHA
StephanieJayneGann 3 months ago
@StephanieJayneGann Yes mate we know, we watched the video - are you a Parrot, a court stenographer, an echo or some such shit like that?
armandin2048 3 months ago in playlist More videos from BBC
@armandin2048 errr, are you fucking weird or some shit like that? i think so..
StephanieJayneGann 3 months ago
you remtard LOL
hoplite46 4 months ago
Soiley
notworkrelated 4 months ago 3
hows gay now
warfare1917able 4 months ago
This counts as revision.
Onariman48 4 months ago 4
you've got a soily ball sack so you can't talk!
ellastead123 5 months ago
Their ranks change in every pilots sketch lol
black39gold 5 months ago
Fucking quality
LawrenceHasIssues 5 months ago
No way, you massive gaylord
xzoboxify 7 months ago
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stickmantheatre 7 months ago
@stickmantheatre Shut the fuck up.
Supermassively 7 months ago
@stickmantheatre
You say that like there's something wrong with being gay.
jakeytaylor 4 months ago
You got a license for that pistol, blood?
Nein...
You in shit now, isn't it? You'll go to court, an' get fined an' shit like that - maybe go to prison with a lot of benders.
Harsh!
Standard!
23021955 7 months ago
Or some shit like that.
transliminal 7 months ago
ROFL
MrSeventhElement 7 months ago
So the german dude called to some guy who never turned up?
BrixMation 8 months ago
No way you massive gaylord! XD
HenryMedhurst 8 months ago 2
"Yes it is."
*dead*
ProudToBeNerdy 9 months ago
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Why is a comment like "Why is being able to type what you have just heard deemed thumb-upable?" universally deemed thumb-upable?
Dracularrr 9 months ago
No way you massive GAYLORD!
ajhj1212 9 months ago
Be careful. I once used 'Massive Gaylord' in an argument and ended up being subject to an Equality and Diversity investigation or some such shit. For real, blood.
GreeenSatin 10 months ago 4
soily
fighterace2688 10 months ago
trolololololololol
iiiVanDerVealeiii 10 months ago
Must remember 'massive gaylord' for the next argument I'm in.
random007nadir 10 months ago 7
REMTARD
alex12360boh 11 months ago
remtard
alex12360boh 11 months ago
catherine tate has grandparents
Brotherhoodbikechief 11 months ago 4
6 people didnt put out sfter 8 bob
wafflebrains94 11 months ago 3
whoever dont thumb this is a remtard and i mean remtard
wafflebrains94 11 months ago
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gribas13 1 year ago
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gribas13 1 year ago
easily the funniest RAF sketch so far imo
bigyin109 1 year ago 2
You know what I'm sayin'? Not putting out after 8 Bob - that's like stealing!
KaChing008 1 year ago 8
"No way you massive gaylord."
That comment was so golden I had to retype it to the world that already heard it... and shit.
CohenTheWhiteRabbit 1 year ago 45
@CohenTheWhiteRabbit Little Britain ftw.
kristjanarn 3 weeks ago
Is the German officer that guy that does the mime of Hollow Man?? Please help.
moyadapne 1 year ago
"This isn't Nazi Germany" LOL
redxenos 1 year ago 4
6 people are remtards
dirtfinger71 1 year ago
This is like well funny blud, and it is as well so shut up cos you've got dirt on your ball sack so you can't talk. Isn't it though. Standard.
Naraic666 1 year ago 2
6 people have got sense of humour infections and need to go clinic or go GP or go health centre or some shit like that.
namakemono49 1 year ago 3
".. digging out dirt and shit and shit and shit.. "
"...Thats where your balls and everything is"
xdramateenqueenx 1 year ago 3
Do you know what i'm saying? Not putting out after eight bob...
hopwas14 1 year ago 5
Armstrong and Miller are like well funny or someshit, and like anyone who says they aren't is like well a a gay lord with a soiley ball sack and is well the person i am fighting, the germans or italians or whoever. Cos like they are well funny and this and that and everything else. Isn't it?
Filmzie 1 year ago 130
@Filmzie Standard
RyanFouldsSk8 8 months ago
@Filmzie Standard, though, isn't it?
theherooftime4 6 months ago
@Filmzie Standard!
MrRoflgasmic 5 months ago
@Filmzie Yes mate we know, we watched the video - are you a Parrot, a court stenographer, an echo or some such shit like that?
armandin2048 3 months ago in playlist More videos from BBC
You know what Im saying ...Not putting out after 8-bob, thats like stealing
CLASSIC CHAV
GoatSoup69 1 year ago 6
"Do I look like I've got special needs?"
"No way you massive gaylord!"
CLASSICS!
ADEMruinedmylife909 1 year ago 5
soiley, digging up dirt and shit and shit n shit with a teaspoon,
it slays me it realley does, isnt it though,
celticdeamon567 1 year ago 2
soiley
celticdeamon567 1 year ago
Best sketch's on the entire show. Can watch them over n over n still piss myself laughing.
AdamC316 1 year ago 4
Six people are massive gaylords
dirtfinger71 1 year ago 10
Actually, we are in Nazi Germany...that's exactly where we are. LMAO
michaeljcannell 1 year ago
do we really wanna be underground in the dark with dirt and shit and shit and shit with a teaspoon
CrimboCrazy114 1 year ago
Not putting out after 8 bob.... thats like stealing. ROFL :)
Ironwulf2000 1 year ago 2
No way you massive gaylord.. x333!!! this guys are briliants = D
Escorpiao1992 1 year ago
Do I look like I have special needs?
Isn't it.
RobboProductions1 1 year ago 4
So whos gay now? Id love to see the bloopers from making these sketches!
DuncanElliott1700 1 year ago
I love the way Miller says "Soily!" Just that word alone makes me crack up.
TheWonderfulWombat 1 year ago
isn't it!
paul1962uk 1 year ago
LOL :') Rebtard!! So who's gay now? :D LOL
ClockworksTheory 1 year ago
Harsh man, that guy is like some kind of Nazi, or something.
crowdzor 1 year ago 2
"why are you not digging also
do i look like i have special needs"
Just LOL
Oldbluesock 1 year ago 6
this is just amazing
Oldbluesock 1 year ago 2
Harsh
UeyUeyAzteca 1 year ago
Give the all clear signal ... and I am not a gaylord.
weishauptogram 1 year ago 6
Why is being able to type what you have just heard deemed thumb-upable?
CazzaMcSpazza 1 year ago 131
@CazzaMcSpazza cos it is blood, know what I'm saying?
ADEMruinedmylife909 11 months ago
@CazzaMcSpazza to affirm the awesomeness of what you just heard
ScAdOoShABOIBNMVGBSD 9 months ago
@CazzaMcSpazza It's the material, not the person typing it, that is thumb-upable. You're making the same mistake as people who really think it's an achievement getting thumbs-up, regardless of if what they wrote are their words.
Absinthyside 7 months ago
@Absinthyside No mistake, just a question.
CazzaMcSpazza 7 months ago
@CazzaMcSpazza Agreed. Sick of those idiots who just spam comments of what was said in the video and get a million thumbs up from equally stupid people.
Supermassively 7 months ago
@CazzaMcSpazza It shows you are capable of memorising and learning something, then applying it later.
It is most impressive and thumbs-up worthy.
Andyp12 5 months ago
@Andyp12 Yes, very impressive. I didn't realise youtube was like school. Do I get praise for having good grammar? For example, I know the difference between "your" and "you're"? Not many out there do.
CazzaMcSpazza 5 months ago
@CazzaMcSpazza I think thou doth protest too much.
Andyp12 5 months ago
@Andyp12 I think thou doth mistake my sarcasm for protest.
CazzaMcSpazza 5 months ago
@CazzaMcSpazza I think thou doth mistake my original post for serious biz-ness, when in fact it be-eth of the faecetious variety.....thank you for playing my game.
Andyp12 5 months ago
@Andyp12 Yeah, I took you seriously (?). Well done for that little wheeze.
CazzaMcSpazza 5 months ago
@CazzaMcSpazza No problem, any time.
Andyp12 5 months ago
top two comments are the same two quotes. So, if I did the same i should get the top comment.
"Not putting out after eight bob. Thats like stealing."
CaptainWatson234 1 year ago 8
Why aren't you digging also?
Do I look like I have special needs?
MelisandeSharizai 1 year ago
i love how the top 2 comments are the same
dograbbitbeaver 1 year ago 5
standard
Burnupmaster45 1 year ago
yea they told us not to tell anyone, and you just have, so whos gay now
michaelcoxify 1 year ago
Give zee all clear signal...(soft voice)..and I am not a gaylord....LOL...Superb!
Sydertravel 1 year ago
5 people are massive gaylords
tyu237 1 year ago 8
what are you going to do, shoot me in the head with your gun? This isn't Nazi Germany
Krypto282 1 year ago 6
Isn't it? Isn't it though? Soily.
CookiesAndSuchShizz 1 year ago
Seems 5 people are remtards. :)
Ironwulf2000 1 year ago 4
yes, well you've got a soily ball-sack so you can't talk
snowsports4life 1 year ago
Digging out dirt and shit and shit and shit with a teaspoon.
15Alex92 1 year ago 9
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why are you not digging also?
Do I look like I have special needs?
hahaha
macman152 1 year ago 2
why are you not digging also?
Do I look like I have special needs?
hahaha
macman152 1 year ago 5
yeah well you have a soily ballsack isnt it soily
policegrinder 1 year ago 4
yeah well you have a soily ballbag
policegrinder 1 year ago 3
"What are you going to do, shoot me in the head with your gun? This isn't Nazi Germany."
"Yes it is."
"It actually is. Nazi Germany is like literally exactly where we are."
SnakeOnAPlane 1 year ago 10
Standard.
YoungBlood171 1 year ago
But you have a soily ball sack so you cant talk. :L:L:L:L
01weeryan 1 year ago
brits and their toilet humor lol
maroonoasis 1 year ago
there digging a tunnell you remtard!!!
talkatthebar 1 year ago 5
where is RAF Airmen powdered egg?
cimnow4 1 year ago
standard
nucularpoweredteapot 1 year ago
this isn't nazi germany, yes it is
nucularpoweredteapot 1 year ago
Not putting out after 8 bob, thats like stealing!
They've got brilliant lines, just like "Do i look like i have special needs?" and "we wern't meant to tell anyone, so whose gay now?"
Willza14 1 year ago 5
''So who's gay now?''
Fucking briliant.
DrCroccer 1 year ago 2
do i look like i have special needs :L
eetherington 1 year ago
whst are you going to do, shoot me in the head with your gun? This isn't Nazi Germany... Yes it is. to bad Americans can't come up with stuff like this
joecook91 1 year ago 3
@joecook91 Check out Mr. Show if you want something American that's on the same level (maybe better).
josh2ee 1 year ago
@joecook91 that wasn't clever or anything, please tell me you're joking.
maroonoasis 1 year ago
"They're not even paying minimum wage, which is actually illiegal."
tinyTARDISjohns 1 year ago 2
ha ha dirt and shit and shit with a tea spoon
qwertykidy 1 year ago 3
"yeah but youve got a soiley ballsack so u cant talk."
"isnt it?"
"isnt it?"
"Soiley."
MrDBRADLEY14 1 year ago 10
"earth in your trousers? thats where your balls and everything is"
"dirt and shit, shit and shit"
so full of win i could quote all day
dograbbitbeaver 1 year ago 5
give the all clear signal and i am not a gay lord lol
mr56f 1 year ago
whos gay now?
slimbaby123 1 year ago 5
For realz
BlackLelie 1 year ago
what are you going to do? shoot me in the head with your gun, this isn't nazi Germany
Mitchyzz 1 year ago 3
"cost me 8 bob and she never put out"
trigga1uk 1 year ago 4
@trigga1uk harsh.
JUKProductions 1 year ago
digging out dirt and shit n shit n shit with a teaspoon xD
doyly909 1 year ago 2
SO funny and so true what a hit
ColinC075 1 year ago
Do I look like I've got special needs? lol
Letasiful 1 year ago 2
I LUV this one!!! It's hilarious
chrisnouvelle41 1 year ago
Isn't it, isn't it though, soily
tasteofcoda 1 year ago
Ben Miller is the best
Jenjenkiwi 1 year ago 3
This is Armstrong and Miller. I love the show, the airmen are my favorite sketch each week! I was too shy to speak to them, though they seemed nice chomping on their sushi!!!
cupcakelove1976 1 year ago
hahaha
EtonRifles36 1 year ago
soily.
onerandomperson 1 year ago
Earth in your trousers? That's where your balls and everything is! That's well skanky bread
Letasiful 1 year ago 4
Harsh... Classic
Letasiful 1 year ago 2
Give the all clear signal...and I am not a gaylord
katloader 1 year ago
*postes quote and hopes to get bare thumbs up and shit*
trailstar1 1 year ago 145
@trailstar1 i like this or some shit like that. isn't it
BoomTheDestroyer 1 year ago
youve betrayed us to the enemy you idiots! yeah well youve got a soily ballsack :D
zZ6754Zz 1 year ago 3
I've also taken a girl to Bracknell ski slope & didn't get any either - not even fingers
christschinwon 1 year ago
We're not in Nazi Germany!
Yes we are!!
Jaliya48 1 year ago 5
Do i look like I've got special needs?
TraineeLycanthropeM 1 year ago 8
Well your the one with the soily ball sack so you can't talk! looooooooooooooooool!!!!!
johnwebb66 1 year ago 3
digging up dirt and shit and shit and shit with a tea-spoon.. xD
EvilMatty12 1 year ago 4
No idea? They're digging a tunnel you remtard!
So who's gay now?
jpalongo 1 year ago 8
no way you massive gaylord! loool!
commenter21 1 year ago 3
lol im afraid this is what world war 3 will be like
psychomantis108 1 year ago 6
maybe it'll be worth it just for their parody
mrbeanaswell 1 year ago
give the all clear signal.. and i am not gaylord.. haha!! 1:35
domhart123 1 year ago
So who's gay now?
ICryOverSpiltMilk 2 years ago 2
@ICryOverSpiltMilk
shit
Dekan 1 year ago
No way you massive gaylord!
Widmerpool99 2 years ago 248
isnt it. soiley. LOL
TwilightLover950 2 years ago 10
this is Wicked!
willzandco 2 years ago 3
Haha 'No way you massive gaylord'...Armstrong and Miller are the best double act since the Two Ronnies!!
Eastenda 2 years ago 10
Best bit is 1:50
coruscantplanet 2 years ago
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coruscantplanet 2 years ago
lol, ben miller at 0:21:
shit!
MrsCalaway 2 years ago
Armstrong and Miller is sooooooo much funnier than Mitchel and Webb. I love the RAF men.
XxRAZORLIGHTROCKERxX 2 years ago
OMG for show! this show kicks ass!
NirvanaJunkieX 2 years ago 2
This isn't Nazi Germany!
amarone1956 2 years ago 9
Actually thats exactly where we are!
ICryOverSpiltMilk 2 years ago
'Remtard' LOL!
pjpitstop 2 years ago 4
isnt it
TheDudeRulez09 2 years ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
It is my professional opinion that this show isn't that funny.
killerskillet 2 years ago
You must be American.
flygweilo 2 years ago 2
for show blud.
judgementalfish 2 years ago