4 Groups that Gotta Go - George Carlin

[AndreScott336]

hahaha...lmao



[Shadowdreamer4]

asshole: "that's me!!" 4:35

[guyNbluejeans]

I didn't think he was funny.

[Shadowdreamer4]

@guyNbluejeans that's okay, you can spend time in Utah.

[prrsh612]

@guyNbluejeans no one cares what you think

[guyNbluejeans]

@prrsh612 Of course they do, and especially you!

[StrayingBullet]

Did this fucker just invented and inspired the movie "Gamer" for the first group?

[algeeman]

Haha, i'm a little bit of all four of the categories, that place sounds like loads of fun!

[finalfantasy8911]

DELAWARE!

Delaware won't be big enough, kid.

[LegitNando]

Amazing.

[zigifrojd]

He is great. Really funny comedian.

[deathbyzza420]

haha dude in the beginning "fuck em"

[AssaneRue]

hes such a badass

[jackhammerslam316123]

forgotten how funny he is



[GonzoInthefoot]

4:35 "-The ones that live out where the busses don't run"

"-That's me!"

O.o

[cragmac1000]

I got a feminist blow job last night but she didn't want me to cum because she thought it was oppressive to women, so I donkey punched her ass out a window.

[Konicava]

Thats fucking why nobody will ever get to Carlin's bar, he set it too high.

[Konicava]

Im a drug addict, why I must go? Thats not fair, I only use marijuana, a lot of marijuana, but only marijuana.

[MIXEDUPTHROWNTOGETHR]

@Konicava did you get 15 chances?

[Konicava]

@MIXEDUPTHROWNTOGETHR LOL actually not, but Im not trying to "clean up", actually as much marijuana as I can smoke sounds like a marvelous idea right now lol

[MIXEDUPTHROWNTOGETHR]

@Konicava then you're fine

[NoStickTricks]

4:34 "That's me!" xD

[teufeldritch]

But Colorado & Utah are beautiful. :(

[kgp8]

This sounds like the guy cliche joke from "You Are All Diseased".  They are both good. RIP Carlin

[kgp8]

What stand up is this from?

[blumtop]

@kgp8 1996 back in town

[johnyboy6405]

Rage is the root of violence..

[hassanbigboss]

If i wrote the Constitution having any religion would be a crime!!!!!!!!!

[hassanbigboss]

25 ppl are assholes!!!!!!!

[YTParadoxalGaming]

MAKE MY DAY MAKE MY DAY

[AdamSKHaj]

I have a lot of respect for George Carlin, but he is against Religion to the point where he wants to shove HIS beliefs down our throats.. Isn't that Religion's job?

[AirsoftPractice]

@AdamSKHaj

Religion was only mentioned once for like 3 seconds in this entire video. What are you referring to? He's not shoving it down your throat, it was part of his act. It seperated him from the bullshit and that's why people admire him. He just doesn't give a shit.

[ccjuju]

@AdamSKHaj Except religion actually tries to control your life and George Carlin was just a fucking COMEDIAN.

[TheFelixSlider]

@AdamSKHaj It's basically intervention for the people who are too consumed in these lies to address reality rationally. Occultists.

[TheFelixSlider]

@AdamSKHaj It's something a lot of revolutionaries were very persistent with.

[MIXEDUPTHROWNTOGETHR]

@AdamSKHaj he's against religion, but i never felt he was that way

[fashioncorpse]

What exactly is he planning on changing about Colorado?

[PrincessKLS]

Maybe if we would legalize and regulate soft drugs at least, that would get rid of at least half of the drug offenses and probably a lot of the drug addiction out of the way.

[cuchoguitar]

Favorite Carlin´s rant.

[finalfantasy8911]

@cuchoguitar

I'm still having a hard time chosing my favorite carlin rant.

[halosnoopy]

Delaware!!!

[Unit987654321]

4:56 wtf is that sound in the background?

[CaliGoGoGirl]

he woulda made a great presidential candidate.

[metfan4everr]

genuis..

[hjaimeg]

george carlin came up with the idea for death race ha

[MareInTheMoon]

Fifth group that's gotta go: SOPA supporters.

[sov6rulz]

@MareInTheMoon Are there any?

[MareInTheMoon]

@sov6rulz Everyone who would get rich off of it.

[nadigo]

@MareInTheMoon And now that sopa is gone, the fight group is ACTA supporters

[MareInTheMoon]

@nadigo Eeyup.

[finalfantasy8911]

These George Carlin youtube videos are one of the reasons why that SOPA act was created. Perhaps one of the biggest reasons.

[finalfantasy8911]

*READ THIS*

If your a therapist/psychologist/counsel­or I'd LOVE for you to respond to this comment telling me what you think about this video. Don't be shy.

[lions4life2]

@finalfantasy8911 Tis the dam truth!

[finalfantasy8911]

@lions4life2

If your a therapist/psychologist/counsel­­or, then XD!

[lions4life2]

@finalfantasy8911 Though they start forming groups and find a way out to fight back against us.

[finalfantasy8911]

@lions4life2

Just like now!

[vitezjura]

@finalfantasy8911 I am the rapist and I'll be happy to tell you what I think about this video. I think Carlin has a dark side in a way, and that is he likes the violence and survival of the fittest ideas.

This is because of his northern genetics. The northerners were famous for their blood lust and love of war. They are sturdy people, capable. Emotionally they are tolerant and capable of love but they also love to fight.

[DnbDubJunkie]

@vitezjura It doesn't matter where you're from that decides that, some of the most insane serial killers and lunatics come from the south, the east, and the west.

[finalfantasy8911]

@vitezjura

Have I actually found a rapist on youtube?

[vitezjura]

@finalfantasy8911 No, I was only joking of course. If I was a rapist, I wouldn't brag about it on youtube. I would be secretive about it so no one suspects me.

[finalfantasy8911]

@vitezjura

What was the point of that joke?

[vitezjura]

@finalfantasy8911 You said you wanted to hear from a therapist.

[TheMcgreary]

@vitezjura the rapist?

[finalfantasy8911]

@vitezjura

Your a therapist? Thought it most unlikely I would get a therapist jokingly pretending to be a rapist. I don't even get the joke. Anyway, I agree on some level to what you say about the northerners/light-skinned groups of ages past. Truly vile,vicious, and greedy scum that played a significant part in humanity's history; while the relatively peaceful native americans & africans get abused & plundered hellishly.

[vitezjura]

@finalfantasy8911 the joke is this: the rapist = therapist. You just lose the space between the and rapist and you get therapist. (I am neither).

And I didn't mean to say that northerners are vile ppl, just that they have that survival of the fittest mentality on a subconscious level. They can be extremely tolerant towards other races actually, but they love to fight. If someone proves their worth to them then they respect that someone. So that is Carlin's "dark side" in my opinion.

[finalfantasy8911]

@vitezjura

hahaha

I thought that was the joke, but wasn't quite sure.

[demon91]

FUCK EM!

Ha ha ha ha, I never noticed that before.

[axemasterca]

George for president even dead he'd do a better job than these morons and my dear American cousins just for the record up here in the great white north we aren't doing any better but at least up here we can make the the excuse it's so freak'n cold our brains are frozen that would explain Sarah Palin and Alaska

[sahartyman]

@axemasterca it would be cool if they use GC's videos instead of the constitution. its not like they use it anyways.

[Blackgriffonphoenixg]

@axemasterca Apparently up north, there's no such thing as commas.

[Jay435]

@Blackgriffonphoenixg Sadly the commas were all raped and then brutally murdered along with the semi colons by violent dangling participles.

[axemasterca]

@Jay435 Al Quida did it ya I know I spelled it wrong lmao

[victorman15]

Sweden! :D 5:01

[SStrongIsNeverWrong]

Colorado will gladly take all the free drugs. :D

[Hermoor]

Yes put all retards in one place, then nuke it.

[PerryPantha]

"FUCK EM"

[ArthurGoodlad]

Comic genius.

[CaptainSenchou]

"A guy like that, you wanna give him his own radio show!" He predicted Glenn Beck!



[hamstergeisha76]

His ideas sound like the premise of the movies Escape From New York, and Escape From L.A. However, I think Iowa, Kansas, and Minnesota ( my boyfriend is saving up to move back here to California as he says the politicians there are right wing retards) aught to be made into prisons.

[Ortheosie]

Why hate on the ones w/tatts?! Man!!

[MrPernell27]

Brilliant

[colemartinst123]

I would love to see that. The alcholics and drugs stumbling to get in to wacko ville and a load of rapists fucking there way into beat down town. and they all mix. I would pay to see it. Fuck human rights. Welcome to where gonna fuck you up national cicuit, live on pay per view once a month and live 7 days a week channel 1 after the gates close. hosted buy regis and billl maher.

[neogenzim1995]

this guy. is a goddam genius.

[3Dtacos]

KANSAS DEATH MATCH!!!!

[puppyluveromg]

i gotta get me to colorado.

[RadarKat73080]

Wait a few years and you won't have to buy off the people in Kansas. They're finally getting smart and fleeing the state.

[MrBeautifulba1]

Jesus was the George Carlin of his day.

[hazzeegloo]

Ultifuckinmate wackoon!!!

[ArthurGoodlad]

Outstanding comedy!



[wingwaabuddha]

why did someone scream delaware...pffft

[adamland12345]

steel dildo killing 9 people while wearing a buggs bunny suit is one of the funniest situations EVER XDDDDD

[RadarKat73080]

@adamland12345 Did George look in my closet?!?

[Nagneto]

Fun fact: Colorado is already like how George describes.

[boiledhooker]

@Nagneto Fuck ya!

[BoxOfRain518]

I would volunteer to go to Colorado.

[maluse227]

i find it interesting that he would be included in this list :P

[ImUrBoyToy2662]

7 people are violent criminals, 7 more people are sex criminals, 7 more people are drug addicts and alcoholics, and there is one maniac and one crazy person that disliked this video. And 2,661 people are watching them on pay per view.

[pickachuuuuu]

@ImUrBoyToy2662 12 chances lol no one like this comment anymore leave it at 12!!

[ImUrBoyToy2662]

@pickachuuuuu ?? Dammnit more likes and dislikes!

[ianferrell08]

DELAWARE! 5:48 Good choice :)

[LOGICandREAS0N]

think of how the cat must feel...ahhahah

[expertstrategy]

I don't see what religion has anything to do with rapists and molesters.

[yoeasypunk]

@expertstrategy Catholic church

[expertstrategy]

@yoeasypunk, yes, there are some Catholic priests who are child molesters, but the vast majority of the rapists and molesters who committed those heinous acts wern't religiously motivated in any way.

[shanemosser]

@expertstrategy yes they were. they're so convinced that god will smite them down if they go at it with any women that they suppress themselves to the point where they can't help but pick out one of their 9-year-old parishioners and ... well never mind

[expertstrategy]

@shanemosser, I understand where you're coming from, but I seriously doubt that religion is the reason why so many rapes and molestations have occured, with the exception of Catholic priests.

[MattyG676]

@expertstrategy A good bit of rape goes on in the church. Especially Catholic.

[javelin1010]

Love ya George. RIP.

[MrAlsfan5]

This GREAT! Never caught this one before. What a genius!

[ThirteenthWind]

We don't have time for RATIONAL SOLUTIONS!

[Gulldreggen]

4:57 REEEEH!

[xDroflmao1337]

Lol I'm from Colorado !!! XD

[loui4125]

4:35 THATS ME

[MrBeautifulba1]

@loui4125 well done

[GrandMaster2350]

i wanna be in Colorado...

[xxStarburst]

i love this man. 

[Djinn894]

beat someone to death with a pink dildo in a cat costume count? #saintsrow ...

[jddii]

lol from kansas :P

[Dash20]

5:46 DELAWARE!!

[halfawake454]

4:35 you hear someone in the crowd yell "That's me!" LOL.

[XPeaceChill]

Carlin would have loved Arkham City

[izvunzemen]

@XPeaceChill I'm sure this joke was the inspiration for Arkham City.

[quimbyt]

Too bad Carlin died I think would make a cracker jack president.

[ThePastDestiny]

We don't have time for rational solutions.

[NEMESIS1999]

'' in search of truth and fun''..........`+=+

[acejackson4410]

I WOULD FUCKING MOVE TO COLORADO.

[TwilightOverlordZeit]

I would glady pay taxes for this

[EVILSTACK]

"fuck em" haha

[buakawkaoklai]

DUDE CARLIN IS JOKING BUT YOU KNOW SOMEBODY IS TAKING THIS ON THE REAL....AHAHAAHAHAAHA...THE OTHER GUY SAYING FUCK THEM...LOL...

[YoungShadez]

Amazing!

[kamigaarimasen]

Don't remove the Mormons from Utah though. Mormons need to be beaten to death by a crazy person with a steel dildo while the perpetrator is wearing a Bugs Bunny suit. Aren't Mormons maniacs anyway.

[kman618]

So he wants to turn Kansas into Arkham City? LOL. George is the man.

[QofLife69]

this man is fucking genius.

[tonymarie1984]

haha prison farm

[IDontLiveTodayJH]

5:14 "A guy like that should be given his own radio show", must be talking about Alex Jones.

[Domzdream]

Next to Bill Hicks, George was my favourite

[sinopsiae]

The brilliant twist of it...!

[3344utube]

Ha, I was lucky and grew up listening to him on TV.

He was a great hippie. RIP

[ThiefLeet]

@acs1978aust Enjoy it while you do. Once you'll watch all his stuff (you will, no question), you'll be disappointed :D

[idgetslezy4ronweasly]

@acs1978aust dude id like your comment, but it has 34 likes.... :D

[UnicornPrincessxxx]

i love how he has everything figured out...

[92vigo]

hahaah @ 04:34 -- thats me!!

[TheKyjeremiah]

what really sucks to me is that the first time i heard carlin and got some of his shows i found out he died a few months before

[ifreakinglovemusic29]

haha that sounds like the Hunger Games! Put a bunch of people in a fenced area with lots of weapons and put it on tv. Sorry, im not even a big huger games fan but i just realized that. George Carlin is a genuis

[Silverbender188]

which special was this from?

[ProfQuarteg]

@Silverbender188 "Back in Town"

[Silverbender188]

@acs1978aust 19 here

[lucifersgarden]

Fucking legend.

[Sixfootn9ne]

Didn't they do this all ready with Australia?

[dmohr7]

@Sixfootn9ne im australian and we have not , obviously your an american who has said that whos now just gonna reply with a retarded stereotype that doesnt even exist

[KrazyShrink]

Second best idea I think I've ever heard, right behind Louis CK's to reintroduce lions into society.

[darkw0rldburden]

22 ppl that don't know shit about fuck.

[jdweatherford1]

@darkw0rldburden agreed

[monolith138]

@acs1978aust He's dead, you're to late.

[BansheeMilk]

Carlin was & is the Best

[rx7dren]

@acs1978aust are you 34? or about 50?

[Yujifanik]

I think that the religious fundimentalists would be the elements of Utah that would get through 1 of those gates!

[morroben]

@acs1978aust I envy you. It's still funny to me, but it's always funniest the first time. Enjoy!

[eric91wright]

arkham city. hahaha

[bamatommy]

"Think how good the cat must feel." LOL

[MoneyMaker4545]

Haha he just predicted reality TV

[Gjkl345]

Obama follows Carlin's plan of moving everyone out of Kansas even to the part where he gives them each a hundred bucks. He then finds out Australia's too full and that bummed out his day.

[Webzlinger]

I love his expression when he says "annoying"

[tiehlong]

HAHAHAHA. George Carlin is the greatest, know this or continue to be anal.

[optionout]

Get rid of religion and sex crimes would go away in a couple of generations? I dont think so George.

[rmysterio80]

@optionout you're right, be gone in 5 mins 

[optionout]

@rmysterio80 When religion is destroyed,and it will be,( Revelation 17:10-17, 18: 1-24) you will see how "peaceful" things will get.

[MrShadowz1337]

@optionout shut up retard. Go rejoice your "raptor" crap. Hope there's a 3rd one coming to humiliate dumbfuck christians like you yet again.

[optionout]

@MrShadowz1337 ---Why is it that you people always repond with such vitriol when opposing religion?If its all a myth and meaningless...laugh at it and go your way, as I do with your comments. The only reason I'm replying is to give you something to think about because your statement was patently incorrect.

The "raptor" is NOT a bible teaching and should be catagorized with all the other false teachings of false religion.(Matthew 7:21-23)

Mr shadow, your destiny.--(Zephaniah 1:14-18

[optionout]

@rmysterio80 Fools.