Random RUMOURS & FACTS w/ Chris!

[BlackMoon705]

I LOVE YOUR SMILE

[solunaraven]

hehe nice to know I am not the only one who made all Fs in school :D

[mllebuttercup]

Straight F's, huh...shocking.



[elemicious]

L0oks Like avRiL LaviGNe.HaHa..

[kristinajonas]

@elemicious stop typing like that. you're ruining the internet...

[Fishbowl569]

I'm sorry but I love your hair in this video chris #crockstar:)

[wudafuxupp]

<3



[Edenabernethy]

my middle name is simone!

[savethelephantnow]

wow. phone sex was how they found out? That must have been extremely embarassing >.< lol

[musicluvrchick1234]

its okay if u were born a boy but ur an 100% gurl so its k. and its really ok if u get bad grades hahaha me2 plus i luv ur style plus personality

[PeekyBooo]

Your parents must be disappointed that you've turned out corrupt.

No children, and if you did you would corrupt them.

If you are serious get rid of the crap and be normal.

[Alantgv]

@PeekyBooo

umadbro?

[MsBrowniesRule]

@PeekyBooo There no such thing as being "Normal" because if it weren't for the weird amazing people who don't try to blend in or try to fit in, nobody would know what it meant to be "Normal" there would be no outcasts.

[PeekyBooo]

@MsBrowniesRule This Chris Crocker is an actor.

[RKOyou]

@PeekyBooo chris has alwasy been himself since day one, he likes to dress up and wear makeup...deal with it

[CheyLovesYou777]

you are so scary.

But you make me and my cuzzins day by watching this.

I love this.

[sassy2420]

Im in love too,Chris!

[Callanbeatupgodzilla]

Hahahahaha when he says i wasent born a boy.

[eyeheartmileycyrus]

hahaha I love it when you say "but if he was my brother i would've still made out with him."

[xOxCluelesxOx]

I just loved it when you said ''Im Inlove'' ngaw you were soo cute



[vampirateking1]

don't listen to tha hatas be ur own person.

[Tip2015]

The first rumor is my favorite

[AndromedaFollowsMe]

I do not think you should be bragging about getting straight F's in school.

[xGummiBearr]

I get straight F's.... How did you graduate????

[MerciMeMerciMe]

@xGummiBearr he didn't.

[xGummiBearr]

@MerciMeMerciMe

But then how does he get any jobs such as making music videos like Freak Of Nature without a diploma?? How does he pay the bills?

[sweet3xify]

@xGummiBearr he didn't....

[GhettoRaven]

"both my parents are hoochie momas and dadas" LMAO <3

[Bananas138]

Kesha*?

[Bananas138]

Kasha?

[Howtopants]

"I NEVER had a coming out experience, because my family listened in on me having phone sex..." Sorry, but funniest thing ever.

[xxAnimeObsessedxx]

Your hair is sexy as hell in this video girl!

[MegaHegira]

mr sweetlife is subbed to crocker...enough said about that

[thevilkids]

Its really stupid if you think that you are famous Chris

[Darksunshinerain87]

You liked a girl when you were a little boy??

[MegaHegira]

fag

[MrSweetlife92]

@MegaHegira fuck ur mum

[MegaHegira]

@MrSweetlife92 ok mr I was born in 92 which equates to you are probably lying and are 14 like the rest of you queer crocker lovers. Go fuck yourself.. My mom is dead and your dad is a faggot as well. FUCK YOU CUNT

[MrSweetlife92]

@MegaHegira im sorry NO, just fuck ur mum. my dads a faggot but ur dads a pedo :) and ur mums a whore.. thats why she doesnt mind getting fucked by u.

[MegaHegira]

@MrSweetlife92 fuck you you god damn born in 1992 cunt. I hope you rot in hell while your dadd ass plows you, you god damn piece of youtube trash. Since your mommy is still alive you god damn preteen let her suck you off since you will never get any ass you fag

[MrSweetlife92]

@MegaHegira HAHAHAHAHAH i have a dad, ur dad walked on on u like a little bitch. im youtube trash yet the real trash (you) is still here. go suck on some niggers dick and let him screw ur mum like the dirty whore she is u fucking cunt. GO FIX UP THEN COME COMMENT AND ALLOW ME TO GAIN VICTORY U SCUM LOL

[MegaHegira]

@MrSweetlife92 I see you were on youtube all weekend while I was away in manhattan you reject faggot. Go play on your youtube you piece of shit scumbag kid. While you are at it, blow your dad and spit the jizim in his face for allowing you to be born. Your mom should of swallowed just like she does me every other weekend. FAGGOT FAGGO FAGGOT FAGGOT

[avlonjoyous]

@MrSweetlife92 Hey Goat Fucker! i see you are from Lebanon! MegaHegira is a friend of mine,and i just noticed your comment about Victory!

What the fuck would a filthy Stinky Lebo know about Victory? hey? Last time you Dog rooters fired Rockets into Israel,they retaliated,and totally fucked Lebanon beyond all recognition!

You Dirty fighting suicide bombing Child Murdering Cunts will never know what Victory is,hiding behind Womens dresses and fighting like fucking Cowards!

Victory? ha ha ha

[MrSweetlife92]

@avlonjoyous HAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT DO WEEEE KNOW ABOUT VICTORY?? im sorry name me ONE WAR we've lost, ISRAEL ADMITTED OUR VICTORY OVER THEM. i mean i'd love to know where ur from u scum bag, ur country's probably full of rats like urself.. HAHA about.. idiot telling me what do WE know about victory, if we didnt know anything we wouldnt be on the map BITCH, now go fuck urself somewhere and skip off my page WHORE

[Sweezelballin]

@MrSweetlife92 must be embarrassing to the Lebonese people, to have a fag in their country like you that loves an American named C Crocker you fucking asshat. What an embarrassment you are to your country. Show all your Lebonese buddies that you love taking cock in the ass and see what they tell you about victory you stool pusher. Holy hell no wonder you are fucked up you smelly little man. You probably were banned out of your country for homosexuality. Wow. Christ go plant yourself in a ditch

[MrSweetlife92]

@Sweezelballin honestly, u and ur stupid comments are worth nothing. just go die somewhere u fucking son of a bitch and stop wasting ur time coz i honestly dont give 2 fucks about u.

[avlonjoyous]

@MrSweetlife92 Oh!! your reply is priceless! Go right off the deep end! just like all suicide Bombing fucking Cowards do! typical nutcase arab fuck!,you cant get sex with a Girl,so you resort to sex with Camels,and Goats!

Now go and hide behind some chicks dress like the Arab Coward you are!

Israel might have admitted your victory,but at least they fight like MEN! not a bunch of fucking suicide Bombing whimps!

[MrSweetlife92]

@avlonjoyous thats the problem with u ignorant racist fucked up stupid americans. let me just teach u a few things about Lebanon.. we're the most liberal/westernized country in the ME, we're a democracy, we're the only country with no desert hence we have no camels u fucking camel.. we sex who we want where we want how we want when we want, we're not a country associated with suicide bombers as i dont think you've ever heard of Lebanon terrorists.. OH, AND WE'RE NOT ARAB!! u fucking white git

[MrSweetlife92]

@avlonjoyous u have no fucking mind to think with u bastard.. u fucking americans have dried up the world of its riches and gone and sat down and happily masturbated all over it, when u were living in caves the arabs we're building cities and civilizations u scum.. HAHAHAHA ISRAELIS FIGHT LIKE MEN!!!!!!?????? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THOSE PUSSIES CANT EVEN HOLD A GUN!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA U FUCKING PATHETIC CUNT!!! ......... 9/11 = GIFT FROM GOD

[avlonjoyous]

@MrSweetlife92 You will notice who fights like cowards,suicide bombing,strapping explosives to little children and sending them into areas with women and children to blow themselves up!

This is how a faggot coward with no balls fights!, and yet you call me Pathetic? ha ha you cock sucker!

Israel fights like Men!

You say they cant hold a gun? who needs guns when they just BOMB the fuck out of Lebanon from the sky with their high powered jets!

They sure fucked Lebanon last time! ha ha

[MrSweetlife92]

@avlonjoyous im honestly sat here replying to a shit head with no fucking brains.. they fucked up Lebanon? i fucked up ur mum bitch.. and btw, CAN U READ!!?? we are a country that DO NOT have suicide bombers u son of a fool, ur talking about iraq, palestine, afghanistan, NOT LEBANON DICKHEAD,... go stick ur head in ur mums pussy dickhead and fuck about with some other pussy arab which has the right to take ur shit, not a Lebanese which is proud. our country got bombed, so did israel, u murderers

[MrSweetlife92]

@avlonjoyous next time u open this convo up with some1, think be4 u speak dickhead, cunts like u arent worth listening to when it comes to things u dont understand about.. BITCHHHHHHH

[MrSweetlife92]

@Sweezelballin ummm.. SHUTUP, AND PLEASE GO MASURBATE IN THE CORNER SOMEWHERE QUIETLY WHERE U CANT GET IN ANYONES WAY. we dont want diseases and cunts like u in society :) i got my dad to fuck ur mum and then i told ur mum to come and blow me and she did like a sweet little bitch. FUCK U U MORON

[Sweezelballin]

@MrSweetlife92 fags on youtube like you and crocker are good for a laugh :) Your comebacks are 12ish. Boy. PS with all your mum talk you are from Europe and make them look bad.

[MrSweetlife92]

@Sweezelballin fuck urself please, coz just by reading ur stupid nickname and i could crease u pathetic shit :)

[Sweezelballin]

@MrSweetlife92 you have the grammar skills of a 4th grader. Look at your horrendous grammar. Holy shit you loser. Ask Santa or ALlah whatever you believe in, for hooked on phonics this Christmas ;) wink wink...

[XxLovever]

AHHHHH ADORABLE. :D heel toe step step step.

[ofcoursehesthefarmer]

''There is only one thing worst than being talked about - and that is not being talked about'' - Oscar Wilde.

[monk3yp00p]

Oh you used to be straight but now you're a gay faggot? You're not a fucking woman homo. You're a man get that through your faggoty head

[Xscenelaura]

this is another female.

[pervysageisbusy00]

nope all those rumors are true

[ZebraZombiez]

I want your makeup<3 and hair<3 can i borrow it? fir like forever(: you're amaizingggggg hun<3

sincerely,

Jillian

[JennyinGreen]

in this video youre so natural, chris.

[dancedance83]

I DID CLOGGING TOO!

[linglinglol]

haha me and my four other siblings alllllllll have different dads lol ...i suddenyl dont feel so alone haha

[Catslovedogs2007]

you're soooo much prettier than me

[nicvilt]

what about the people who like your videos

[zeronagirl]

ok im obviously a girl and me and my friends and my parents think you are an insult to women everywhere.

you are whiny, sluttish, annoying and are not in the kitchen (my bro told me to add that lol) no one really likes you and im sure everyone here would hate you to hang out with them. if you was a girl you would be hated by all girls. you think too much of yourself and you are not hot as a girl or boy. you are a man accept it or GET A SEX CHANGE (SURGERY NOT A VERBAL CHANGE) & Brittany hates u

[Nussiairrallaan]

@zeronagirl well actually i'm a girl and i'd love to hang out with him :) aaand i think he's pretty both as a girl and as a guy :) yah he's bitchy sometimes...so? it's a lifestyle choice really. some people just like drama ;)

[pap0ndn3na]

@zeronagirl maybe u gotta lack of confidence bitch.

[Darksunshinerain87]

@zeronagirl You're fucking stupid. I would rather hang out with Chris, than with your whiny ass any day! And nice of your stupid asshole of a brother to use sexism by saying that Chris is not in the kitchen; real insightful of him. You laughed at that? Wow, you are a poor excuse for a woman or girl.

[zeronagirl]

@Darksunshinerain87 i wouldnt wanna hang out with a loser like you anyway and my brother is a funny guy if you cant take a joke thats your problem. your the whiny ass one on here. i stated my opinion and i am too mature to have internet arguments obviously some people like yourself need to grow up and realize a joke is funny. i cant stand chris and thats my opinion ok Zero out xx =]

[Darksunshinerain87]

@zeronagirl Then don't fucking watch his videos, dumb bitch. It's that simple. Go spread your hate somewhere else or go back to the cesspool where you congealed.

[zeronagirl]

@Darksunshinerain87 nah i love watching Fagots moan about their life its funny how you think you intellectual when really your lack of complex vocabulary is an insult to the English dictionary . oh and how you insult others? yeah what are you 13? :)

[Darksunshinerain87]

@zeronagirl You're just a homophobe. How sad. And just because you didn't understand the words I used doesn't mean they don't exist in the English Dictionary. I suggest you go out and actually buy one. I'm older than you, so no, I'm not 13. Hahaha. I wish.

[zeronagirl]

@Darksunshinerain87 i didn't say i didn't understand them i just think that you went to an online thesaurus and found them because if those are the only big words in your vocabulary i suggest YOU buy a dictionary and i am not a homophobe my best mate is gay and doesn't act like a celeb unlike this wannabe and i doubt you are older or more educated love your lack of intellect makes you sound about 13 in my eyes. oh and homophobe is not a word look that up the term is homophobic sorry love xx

[benjitrix]

ur so funny chris <3

[whaup2]

Your not a straight women your a gay man!!!!!!!

[TheJgntv]

@whaup2 wow u barley notice

[MrGodofmw2]

homosexual

[vanezza411]

hahaha just like me i hab 3sisters and 2 bros

[1970sarteaga]

You just told your fans that you couldn't give 2 shits what they think about you? I bet they all appreciate that!?!? So you were a slut even way back in preschool? You made str8 F's in school? You ain't much smarter now judging by sum of your videos!

[chasegran1]

This is my favorite video you've ever made, and I've seen them all. :)

[ashpastey]

Luv ur shirt!! And please do a make up video u wuld get so many hits....u do ur eye make up so well

[3ratones]

love the fx on this vd

[331Guineapiglover]

i hav 2 bros and 2 sisters and im youngest

[dawsonluvr100]

I luv I and ur pink shirt in that vid

[NeetNeetz1993]

I knew that guy who you said was your brother that you kissed was not your brother but that was so cute. Your really cool and pretty

[jamjamyuyu]

i thought you were gonna scream or do some random scary thing at the end but when you said that you were in love it was really adorable to hear. ;DD

[missilovemakeup1991]

i love your makeup

[makeupforeverr3]

you are really cool. i thought you were really weird like some videos where you scream and stick your tounge out and scare me :)

hahahahaha

[beeshna]

lol u r prettier than simone lol tht was funny!!!

[themarshan001]

you should make more videos like this. youre actually quite pleasent. and it was the funniest vid ive seen of you.

[MichiPiano]

At first I thought you had put up a really hot pic of Britney Spears at the beggining of your vid and then I realized it was you!! LOL!! You are absoloutley gorgeous chris!!! XD!!

[arsinic12295]

aahh who r u in love with? please dont say yourself ha

[mpapale6]

have you been pop'd yet?

[lunaghost]

Who're you in love with? :O

[steviesanity]

I saw a nipple! :O!

[thetallwhiteguy222]

@steviesanity why were you looking for one?

[AngelOnAlert246]

wait r u a dude or a girl?

[thetallwhiteguy222]

@AngelOnAlert246 IT was a guy but IT had a sex change and now is impersanating a woman...

[arsinic12295]

@AngelOnAlert246 boy haha

[MagicalGirlBehoimi2]

XD you can clog! I used to want to do that =D but it was too hard so I didn't try... I was a lazy kid... and XD my first relationship was in preschool too, and I was a stalker too! And my favorite song when I was a kid was Brick House by I don't know... XD

[Jozeewhales]

Of course you don't live in a basement...TRAILERS DON'T HAVE BASEMENTS.....

[hilovahh]

I would have loved to see you as a child singing those songs! haha new video idea?

[tomaszlatawiec]

who cares but... im sorry now i feel bad

yes, when i saw you first time(and that was on my national television in program about YouTube phenomena, they show that video with crying and Britney) i have a really bad thinking about you, another stranger who seek attention i thought... but now, i watch couple videos that you made and im really surprise.. you are amazing, fun, very optimistic person who input that optimism on me!! keep doing what you do,

GREETINGS!!!

[DarkAngelmp228]

your much a liar!

[Loveme4once2]

so u r a dude oh just making sure i didnt no

[The1andonlyIris]

Aw, chris you are so cute!!! If you were willing to date a girl, I would totally go out with you!!

<3-iris

[gorgeouschik7]

@2:00 min mark - so....you weren't born gay?

[anthonyquintal1]

wears of vid of em kissing her friend?

[disposable87]

Well... I can personally vouch for one of those facts. I can't help but laugh about it now, it's too funny.

[LittleMsRachee]

ur a guy...?

[JaceyBug9]

Oh my gosh! You looked soooo much like Britney Spears at first! I was like, holy shit, she looks like her! Haha, but yeah. I LOVE YOUR NEW SONG. Amazing (: And I think the pre-school girlfriend is so adorable :P

[shiekygurl]

Woooh! Go Chris!

[gogomusichunter]

what is a clogger

[024reredrum]

Go hang yourself in your closet fagot.

[shiekygurl]

@024reredrum If you dont like him then dont watch his vids asshole

[024reredrum]

@shiekygurl This fagots garbage keeps getting recommended for me. God only knows why, it's probably because I love to talk shit about this worthless fagot so much. I fucking hate cross dressing fagots like this and I wish the would all fucking die slowly and painfully.

[dittoladd]

@024reredrum Wow dude fair enough hating him, but that's really close minded and makes you come off like you are an "In the closet" gay.

[monkeybabe628]

lol I love your hair in this video =p

[TheJOEtimmer]

u're beauriful straight woman chris, ur name must be chrisamodana... :D keep doing what u like... i support u far far away from ur place... ^^

[finalzaclove]

@ILoveCandyXO

Says the girl with a username like that,

school grades compared with inner knowledge? You're pathetic, and most likely fat from all that damn candy you stuff your face with. Oh *chris snap*, I feel like the rest of our fucked up culture!!!

[yaykatwatchvideos9]

damn EZMULLAH!!!!!!! everytime i comment i see you commenting!! he wants some! lol

[TheEzMullah]

Tell it like it is Chris......I need to know, r u still in love?

[NaLautalie]

"I've never dated a guy in person before... ever" - that sounds like you never physically met them. I hope that isn't true, and that you've only had phone sex your entire life...

[Kolteethx]

I LOVE YOU CHRIS CROCKER <3

[oshkoshbgoshjosh]

did she died?

[nygiel93]

"I dont know if i come off smart or stupid but When i was in school i got straight F's like serious no lie striaght F's" hahahahahhaaaaaa too funny

[demilovatosnumbaone]

i was wrong about u chris u r a funny person n u make sence :D

[demilovatosnumbaone]

FUNNNNNNY SHIT CHRIS I LOVE YOU ♥

[kingjoey33]

chris you dont give a shit wat people think . i had an old account before this whole copy write bs and i messaged you at least 100 time, yeah you probley couldnt go back far enough and never ever once got a responde. and if i did i was like a itty bitty part of a sand stone in your world of friends so if you take a million fans and each one was a sand gram i didnt amount up enough to get a decent respond from you. and i stuck up 4 you several times.

[luuuiss1]

YOU'RE THE PRITTIEST WOMAN ON EARTH

[Harrymagno004521]

What's the name of the country song at 3:12 ?  : (

[ARAY707]

Probably way prettier than her!!!hahaha

[jaredmonroe]

i;m almost positive you're prettier than your first girlfriend

[dljc1979]

hi britney!! oh wait.. it's chris crocker..

[IloveAshleyTnZac]

1:52 aahahaa .... i bet you are

[intissaar1]

u r in love... zats a gud news but wiz whom?

[intissaar1]

u r in love....zats a gud news but wiz whom???

[trea3123]

i love rumors! the make life worth living!

[PrincezzPatricia]

awesome <3

[KizunaTheFox]

I love ur tiger shirt!!!

[LuckyIzzy659]

hahaha i love this video

[sugararual]

YAAAAAAAYYYY SHARE THE LOVE!!!,.

[Neur0ticism]

YOU DID irish dancing?! HELLA.

[dreamerjs]

loved this!

[RawrrReptar]

chris is in love! :D

[joben212]

you look stunning in this video

[MoshiPetit]

The end was so adorable! <3

[ArhaHitomi888]

+fav! x3

btw, your hair is freaking amazing. XD

-Alice!

[TooCRazy4Tv]

Lol people are making fun of your F's... Umm Chris has got his own t-shirts and song on iTunes people.. So what if he got f's he still ain't a failure... Doubt the people making fun of him are more succesful anyway...

[mrscrip1997]

stutter f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f ff f lol yay f students =]

[manofsouth]

lol, you live with your grandparents

*snap*

[rain1992scarlet]

: 3

so pretty : D and cute ^_^

i would date you if i was guy lol

[ILoveCandyXO]

Straight F ?! Ofcourse you did you're a Failure

[daaaaaaajess]

wow ive always been a fan of you chris crocker and now that i know you used to be a clogger IM IN LOVE ahahhaha i used to be one too! i was "extreme dance fx" i went to competitions and everything. funny stuff<3

[XlindsayX00]

Youre so beautiful Chrisssss.

[Catslovedogs2007]

lol i gave 5 stars

;DDD

[uItravioIet]

Your FAMILY listened to you having PHONE SEX? Tell me you're kidding. That is SO twisted. I hope they all came at the same time.

[louib716]

3:40 id b mortified lol

[vancel111]

straigth women lol hahah funny lol

[vancel111]

hahahaha wtf?? lol funny lol hahaha

[hurleysk8r777]

Chris, you look a lot like Blake Lively here. Which is a good thing, because shes the hottest chick on Gossip Girl. =)

[Aiden385]

Lol I bet you are prettier than her =P

[esasmileszbaby]

haha i never really came out either.

its jus was. i didnt have to tell my mom crazy. its was just like..

"yeah i hooked up wita girl in job corp. haha"

[esasmileszbaby]

even if you lived in a basment

your still fabulous!

so fuck everyone!

[MrKuzzSimons]

fuck i loved the end part it was just to sweet to handle.