JibJab - Matzah! Rap

[MrJoey0415]

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[StaticTricity]

Jews don't believe Jesus is their savior...... the description doesn't make sense.

[JasCobb]

Hilarious! My mom makes matzah for Passover and it tastes so good! Judging from this video matzah out of the box sucks!

[kl3312]

like if your not even jewish and listening to this :)

[maddawg308]

Next up: Bagels in the Hood, by G Filte.

[jdawg1226]

pause at 1:05 to see Vinny from Jersey Shore

[BanjoAndConkerDDR]

Jewish Eminem?

[TheRoeyboy]

JEWISH SWAG

[FrankCommentator]

I'm offensive and I find this to be Jewish.

[USASOC11]

The Jewish Eminem!

[InsurrectionProject]

SWAG

[blackdimond21]

this is hillarious but im Mormon

[hellkitty40]

matzah . . is . . yuck . . XD

[medikevi]

۞_ ۞

[roryrazmataz]

I still haven't gotten tired of this four or five years later since its creation back on JibJab's site. Hilarious, especially the whole "taste is the same flavor as the box it came in". So accurate.

[angelusbichi]

@roryrazmataz i had some matzah just cuz of this song and it wasnt bad lol

[xXThatotherdudeXx]

I don't like it when Jewish people are called Jews. Same with Japs. It's just plain rude. I'm not Jewish by the way.

[orangewit12]

Did anyone notice the wine bottle says Jib Jab on it?

[chuckontherock]

I like it because I'm Jewish and its funny

[kcmicmac134]

matzah <3333

[Wargoat6]

The rapper looks exactly like my friend, who's jewish.

[orangewit12]

Its funny how instead of a cross he has a jewish star chain.

[Arbiter0917]

big nose.../

[Grisha1994]

i love matzah

[GuitarSG89]

My best friend introduced me to this vid. Yes, he is Jewish. I remember his Bar Mitzvah. It was kick ass!

[TNAisWWEv2]

Jewish people dont always have to eat matzah everyday, only on passover.

[TRAVI39]

i dun like rap or hip hop but i bet 127 ppl who wached this were jews

[bronckofag]

fucking kikes

[theEBsports]

I LOVE BEING JEWISH!!! Although i cant eat any wheat this week, i bought like four packs f matzah and the best way to eat t is either put Nutella on it, which is my personal favorite, or you can out peanut butter and jelly. You guys should try iT!

[GeeBeeOs]

@theEBsports butter and sugar is better xD

[theEBsports]

@GeeBeeOs never tried that combination before ill think about putting it on matzah

[GeeBeeOs]

@theEBsports its really nice

[zarafonetis]

This was stupid!!! 

[alice108ify]

I love that jumping car

[alice108ify]

I love this video!

[XoranX]

just farted after eating Matzah ha ha

[kewl192]

matzah taste ok when you put cream cheese on it lol

[PAO13071]

can christians eat....MATZAH!?!?! i wanna taste it :)

[stas129x]

@PAO13071 It's awful dude... don't try it

[PAO13071]

@stas129x oh common i wanna have da expirience dawg i mean common its...MATZAH!!! (this song does bad to my opinion lol :P)

[stas129x]

@PAO13071 LOL Well, good luck dude... if ya get sick from it.. Drinking a lot of water should do the trick

[PAO13071]

@stas129x lol ok i don't think i find matzah in greece :P plus u kinda scared me so i ain't trying dat :P

[stas129x]

@PAO13071 It's for your own safety dude.. I live in Israel.. So I know what matzah is

[hellkitty40]

@PAO13071

u dont want to . . belive me:) . .

and christians can eat it . . .

[cursemyawesomeness]

hahaha "hip hop fo' hebrews!!" :D

[sharon102645]

You're right. Jewish people are great. I used to date a Jewish Doctor and should have married him. A little old Jewish lady used to bring me some concord grapes she grew. My Mother loved them. What an adorable lady she was. She also ran a "second hand store" which has some of the most incredible stuff in it. That was in Latrobe, Pa.

[roti20091]

im jewish i eating matzah this week because its passover lol (:

[OneCrayGuy89]

124 people are goyim.

[Amberiella]

@megatrondefeater Sorry, but you're absolutely incorrect.

[LizaLu4U99]

happy passover <3

[AkSphreak]

lol did any1 else think he sounded like eminem...lolzzz

[ncognegro05]

Bet video ever! Happy passover!

[Menechem]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Maaaaaaaaaaaatzaaaaaah! Tonight, we start, Praise Hashem I'm Sephardic, I eat kinyot as well.

[Valpigle]

mine last year went to slidin' under doors gettin' keys o' other side.

[gilgilgilgil0]

מצה עם נוטלה ♥

[Arius35]

מצה שמרטיבים אותה עם שוקלד שחר....גאונות לשמה.



[MozartJunior22]

1:13

"When the taste is the same flavor of the box it came in?"

HAHAHA killed me

[bootskitty92]

Actually it's a bagel :P

[i40329]

The thing the rabbi ate at the end was from kemakh matza?

[gilgilgilgil0]

@i40329 that was a donut ><

[rhbhfan101]

ONLY MATZAH!!!!

[lolair081]

yo this is da funniest video ever and who ev said eminem ........so true

[roeydog]

man thats so true happy passover yo (;

[rhbhfan101]

loooooooooove

[boysarefun]

every year man i watch this and it never gets old.

[YoshiMystu002]

I remember this when I was like 15! . Good timess!

[ehyoutiger]

wallmart wall*mart lolz

[Tyrukomi]

Only Mtazah!

Anyways you want eat cold or hot it Matzah!!!!!!!

Lolol!!!

[TheBostonceltics100]

I'm not Jewish,But Jewish people are AWSOME! :D

I love Jewish people!

[XxEternalDamnationxX]

@TheBostonceltics100 :)

[Peanutsfan1823]

@TheBostonceltics100

Oy, shuks!



[adar120]

@TheBostonceltics100 thanks!!!!!!!! you are awesome to!!!!

[adar120]

@TheBostonceltics100 thanks!!!!!!!! you are awesome to!!!!



[hellkitty40]

@TheBostonceltics100

not all of them ..

P:

[Chippster1]

I love the video and I thought it was so funny.

[ProfesorBerziky]

I'm Jewish, and I'm like, so offended!

[D4rkSilhouette]

@ProfesorBerziky Really?

[Peanutsfan1823]

@ProfesorBerziky I;m jewish too, and I'M not affended

[rhbhfan101]

@ProfesorBerziky why? so am i and im not

[SinnFein4ever]

Let my peeps go.

XD

[yossikha999]

Israeli matzah isn't bad.

I liked it.

[youscrewber]

Thumbs up if you sent this to all your Jewish friends

[AndrewKH85]

Moses Lebowsky?

[blackdimond21]

thats hillarious!!!

[MEXIPIMP1910]

the egg matzah doesn't taste that bad... but the regular one tastes so bad!! I ate like 5 suvganiot on friday.. mmmh that's good man!

[BraDiCaLiaN]

have a good Hanukkah everyone 

[reenayyy18]

if you like HipHop/Rap type Rick Da Scale in you tube =)

[lease515]

i wish rap was like this!

[streetlethaleg6]

@lease515 Bertstare.jpeg I wish I could slap you right now.

[ObamaKennedy2060]

LOL

[ChuckLeeFalconBomb]

Jewish Eminem???!

[makeupjunkie43]

llllllllllllmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaoooooooooooooooooo

[videomission]

What happened to the Egyptian girls?!!!

What's up with the part where they say "Let my people go." There used to be Egyptian girls dancing at that part and they covered it up with weird "other people." That's a bummer.

[SinnFein4ever]

0:07

(wolf whistles)

;D

[yoboy1919]

matzah

[theonlydalz]

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[sockmonkeylol]

im a jew too

[freeNode5]

matzah! :D

[Zolg08]

just don't forget to take your laxivatives with you

[94lumbee94]

i remeber when this came out i used to sing it when i was lil

[jerusalemden]

Sent this on Pesach to my dentist, who sent me "Ho-ho-fu**ing ho" on X-mas :D He loved it (knitted kipa allright)

[pwnedzezima]

EPIC.

[neo111254]

מסטלבט יחרא

[JudischerWolfsmench]

Matza is actually better than bread for your health. However, after Pesach, I will kill if anyone tries to give me any.

[JackobsIscool]

I hate matza

[theonlydalz]

@JackobsIscool me 2

[mrmc4life]

Ye.. Ur mom bich!

[IchiitIkae]

wtf?

[mrmc4life]

Fuk matzah!

[SuperBloodFlow]

@mrmc4life Fuk matzah Fuk you!!

[eviatark2]

I HATE MATZA!!!!

Its so yucky

[mf2kdrbombay]

i miss old Jib Jab

[Telamon8]

@mf2kdrbombay

so do I

[JewsForJesus]

You can see more Jewish things on my channel 

[MrDeathWish3137]

Now THIS is epic..Shit im going to have this in my head now for a week ><

[madvid1996]

...slim shady...JEWISH?

[sasaprekladatel]

1:06

[KTwuzheere]

Hey! I know of some unusually yummy matzo out there... >^..^<

[rhobrian4u]

this song was sung by Eric Schwartz... so why isn't it starring him?

[Whatever27213]

I used to be Jewish but this is aiight

[slica111]

let my people gooooooooooooooo WAS THE ANTHEM!

[infintyrainbow]

lol

[hmxprincess]

I love this song cuz i aint a jew!!! LMAO!

[itsasecrets]

I love matzah add lots of salt

[DezszNutz]

lol! i use to listen to this all the time!!

[TheFerociousRat]

Some matzah actually tastes like paper. Itz weird

[sumpelshani]

matzah is'nt thet bad...

[KramericaIndustries2]

MATZAH!

[BrooklynNotQueens]

remember that Judaism and Hasidism are entirely different religions and only look similar on the outside.

[starkid423]

My little brother sang this during the seder last week and the entire table laughed. it was pretty funny!

[starkid423]

My little brother sang this during the seder last week and the entire table laughed. it was pretty funny!

[ShiirTv]

חג שמח..

[worblfloss]

Loony Kikesh Subhuman Jeeboo Crissed Insaner Shitskin Obama Kwanda Mullteakulty faggot Frankenstein

[SearchingMusic1]

Another racist slur. Ahh, only in this country. The land of the free and the home of those who hate too much melanin in other people's skin. WHEW!

[SearchingMusic1]

Another racist slur. Ahh, only in this country. The land of the free and the home of those who hate too much melanin in other people's skin. WHEW!

[puppygirl1078]

I HATE MATZA!!!!! its gross and it is like only chol hamoed and i  am sick of it matza is gross!!!!!

[xuniter]

@puppygirl1078 try to spread some chocolate on it, oh and you can deep the matza in milk or water damn its so good you gotta taste it

[bnmhr]

yo im jewish so fuck u who ever made this

[BrooklynNotQueens]

whats with the reversed Chai on the hat in the first scene?

ברוך אתה ה' אלוהינו מלך העולם שלא עשני חסיד

[SamauriWolfie]

AWESOME is the only word that i can think of

(why are there so many prejudice comments? )

[ltlmissriss]

ahahha ! imsick of matza alredyy

[drmoogala]

A niggerized jew how current.

[ieudi777]

HAG SAMEACH!!!!!!!!

[dantheman931]

@ieudi777 Wha?

[mangachix]

@ieudi777 excuse me, but what does that mean?

[waffenSSkrieg]

all the jews can suck my matzah !!!

[omri374]

if you suck a matzah you might choke and die

[anessenator]

For the love of shitbox can be separate Jewish people from Jewish religion when we're talking about it?

[Ghost77Riders]

never tried it.. :) Do you deliver ..hehehe :)

[photon101203]

yumm... made me hungry for zome matzah Lol

[semeticsister]

hag sameach eeryboday!

[judynelson1]

Chag Simeach!

[LADYCARTMAN101]

Retarded.

[BoomDeAh]

115486564 mother fucker go kill your mother you piss of shit bich sucker cocer

[sammypiv2]

1. Happy holidays as a jew.

2. Fuck you nazi bastards (TO the nazi Repliers, Fuck you for your Inhuman stupid ideas, you should die in a car accident, oh please, oh please make it be a HUGE BYCILE!?.).

[TheHappyKitten]

MATZA!

[pmpo32]

Happy passover to all jewish ppl!!! :-)

[RosettaBianchi]

...matz-uh? ._.

[Yisraela]

This is just stupid...

[ofiramsalem]

חזקקק!~!~!

[TheBradyrulez]

i just dont get wats up w/ all the anti-semitism, i dont care wat religion u are

[idotechno]

funny...

but jib jab should be free. i refuse to pay to use their service. more than half of their videos require paid membership.

[FeebleMindedNessInc]

their videos don't, their interactive videos where you can upload your pictures do, and that's quite normal, they put work in it 2 :p

[twowhores]

We Had 2 Watch THis When Our Saudi Pimps Left the Room

[Tehillim7]

@115486564,

Uneducated nazi with nothing to back up his statements.

[zixiz]

@115486564

So children, what have we learned today?

Send your kids the school to learn!

Don't leave them to rot in front of the TV watching nazi propaganda!

DO IT! TODAY!