By far, the best aspect of this movie is knowing that somewhere in America you can hire a bevy of loin-clothed muscle men for the change you find in your sofa.
I laughed at Joel's "kind of reminds me of an acting class I used to have" line when the "Air Slaves" start to "recover". Cause it does sort of look like they're doing an "excercise", imagine some acting coach wearing a big sweater and disturbingly tight slacks urging them on "Aaaaand now, suddenly you can breathe again! That's right, the air is rushing into your lungs and...Colin, I'm sorry but I'm not buying your reaction and it's so off it's distracting me..."
Good GODS this was a stinker!!!!!!! This was one of the "annoying" bad movies, ie, the kind that drills relentlessly into your skull like the pain from a pus-filled, gangrene-ridden abcess tooth............
Hard to say which is worse... This film, or Manos... It does reinforce what the guys said during one of their behind-the-scenes shows, "We are looking for bad movies with GOOD SOUND!"
I gotta go with Manos. I've actually seen this flick un-MST3K, and as bad as it is, I can still watch it. Manos on the other hand, was near unbearable.
Wow, what a torture ride that was! In a movie with nothing but worthless pointless scenes, my favorite has to be the long drawn out scene where the "Nuge" slowly defuses a bomb, only to be killed a couple of minutes later in battle. Dude! Thar totally did not rock!
Heck, along with "Dr. Guacamole", I have a mad posh to come up with stupid names for the big Lobster Guy. Mr. Crusty Craw Daddy Lord Gumbo Pierre L'Ettouffe Mr. Krabbs King Krab Redd Lobster Rock Lobster Comrade Cthulhu (he's RED, see...) King Creole Crustecan Lobster Dan T. (lobster dainty) Chef Emerl's Mardi Gras Dinner Special Serve this guy with Avacado Dude.....Yum! Love the 'Bob Johnson'.... ('Space Mutiny')
I'm pretty sure Paul Verhoeven stole some of the scenes for this movie for Total Recall - the 'atmosphere returning/people waking up' scene is almost shot for shot...
Skippy drawers?
ChaoticYak 5 months ago
By far, the best aspect of this movie is knowing that somewhere in America you can hire a bevy of loin-clothed muscle men for the change you find in your sofa.
Nemesis7293 7 months ago
This film makes classic Doctor Who look expensive.
ettlz 8 months ago
Is this music the same as Laserblast?
glasfurd31 9 months ago
Ive watched this 5 times already. I still have no idea what the plot was. Lol! Funny riffing though.
shaworld 10 months ago
Thanks for posting and robot monster was a much worse movie it is the worst movie ever
Wyatt19961212 1 year ago
@Wyatt19961212
That would be Monster A Go Go
DrMlieko 7 months ago
@DrMlieko no its an early film (ktma/first season on mtv) that they featured called robot monster
Wyatt19961212 6 months ago
I'd call the avocado guy, "Lunch".
1337BleachFan 1 year ago
Ouch...this was one of those brutal ones!
raith0818 2 years ago 5
The music during the credits play during the opening credits of Laserblast.
EternalGuardian07 2 years ago
Robot Holocaust--a movie that's about nothing and stars nobody.
"Joel, carry me!" "Hey, Joel, you have to lift me over this heating grid." They're so needy sometimes, aren't they? XD
ElveeKaye 2 years ago 4
I laughed at Joel's "kind of reminds me of an acting class I used to have" line when the "Air Slaves" start to "recover". Cause it does sort of look like they're doing an "excercise", imagine some acting coach wearing a big sweater and disturbingly tight slacks urging them on "Aaaaand now, suddenly you can breathe again! That's right, the air is rushing into your lungs and...Colin, I'm sorry but I'm not buying your reaction and it's so off it's distracting me..."
BERTMARCH 2 years ago 3
0:10
"Don't do it"
- well then close the door!
rcevey2 2 years ago
Good GODS this was a stinker!!!!!!! This was one of the "annoying" bad movies, ie, the kind that drills relentlessly into your skull like the pain from a pus-filled, gangrene-ridden abcess tooth............
keen14you 2 years ago
Don't worry, the swelling will go down eventually.
TomMSTie 2 years ago
......which describes Avacado Guy....green, pusy & green!
MsSpukiKat1975 2 years ago
only one woman without a burka survived
lol no wait there was the amazonz rite? owel
-hero
fordieform 2 years ago
Hard to say which is worse... This film, or Manos... It does reinforce what the guys said during one of their behind-the-scenes shows, "We are looking for bad movies with GOOD SOUND!"
canudigit3000 2 years ago
I gotta go with Manos. I've actually seen this flick un-MST3K, and as bad as it is, I can still watch it. Manos on the other hand, was near unbearable.
antgto 2 years ago
As far as bad movie... Castle of Fu Manchu hands DOWN betcha can't draw a plot map for that
Monkeyfro4 2 years ago 3
And of course MONSTER A-GO GO. That movie had bad everything: not one saving grace, and lets not forget, "There was no monster."
TomMSTie 2 years ago
"Golly, the joke's on US!"
bruxbrux 2 years ago
Wah-wah-wah.
TomMSTie 2 years ago
This is by far the most unwatchable movie I've ever seen an mst3k for. I came so close to giving up on it.
troodon311 2 years ago 3
Wow, what a torture ride that was! In a movie with nothing but worthless pointless scenes, my favorite has to be the long drawn out scene where the "Nuge" slowly defuses a bomb, only to be killed a couple of minutes later in battle. Dude! Thar totally did not rock!
drewbot3000andahalf 2 years ago 3
"OH! THE DARK ONE!"
iamhewhoisiam 2 years ago
Um, weren't the air slaves kept alive by the same power plant that supplied the Dark One?
Or did I miss some totally essential plot point somewhere?
antistrunt 3 years ago
you didn't miss an essential plot point - you found an essential plot hole!
iamhewhoisiam 2 years ago
Name the guy!
Dark 1 Spud
Scientist Wonton
Headapple (as opposed to pineapple)
Tofu
Dr. B Russell the Sprout
Steam Cucumber (as opposed to sea cucumber)
Johnny Applesauce
Deep Fry Dad
Bob Johnson! Wait a minute...
Portalbenderwinden 3 years ago 3
MsSpukiKat1975 2 years ago 4
@MsSpukiKat1975
Here's some from me.
Dr. Claw
Kingler
Crawdaunt
The Insideous Sidestepper
Mr. Whiskers
NUTCASE71733 1 year ago
Hmmm. I wonder if Bioware stole the idea for the Thorian from this movie.
Portalbenderwinden 3 years ago 2
I'm pretty sure Paul Verhoeven stole some of the scenes for this movie for Total Recall - the 'atmosphere returning/people waking up' scene is almost shot for shot...
iamhewhoisiam 2 years ago
They shouldn't have done that to her father. It's going to take away all of his vitamins.
Oppledeldoc 3 years ago 3
At 5:47 you can see MCMLXXXVI, which was mentioned by Joel in Fugitive Alien 2!
Wow, I'm a nerd
Eliwood10 3 years ago
'So, it'd be Newer Terra then?'
Damn, much as I love MST3K, I'm glad this trainwreck of a movie is over.
USSJaneway 3 years ago 2
"Your father was a great man."
Joel: "And an even better side dish."
mrtgm3 3 years ago 8
"She's MY favorite dish"
couchfort 3 years ago
@mrtgm3 Better dead than a spread.
What a dip.
ChaoticYak 5 months ago