David Grice, Baptist Pastor

[paddymourinho]

thinking is a sin

[wthrfish]

He even *looks* like a bag of hot air.

[curonevans]

God needs to change his PR people

[slesperado]

He says Atheists don't believe in god, but they simultaneously hate god.  That's the most sensible thing I've ever heard in my entire life!

[hildegain]

Did this guy EVER say anything intelligent? XD

[PompousPreacher]

@hildegain No.

[hildegain]

@PompousPreacher Thanks God :)

[Bookwyrm86]

I managed 4 minutes.

This man is insane.

[sheri226]

This is the 3rd time I've come back to watch this video since you posted it. I love the part where he sings the lollipop guild.. that's the funniest shit I've ever seen. If he could shrink a few feet & lose a few hundred pounds he would be PERFECT for the part! Thanks again for uploading this!!

[askegg]

@sheri226 Heh - that’s my favourite part too. I am featuring this man in an upcoming video. Stay tuned.

[HellRehab]

Hilarious! Thanks.

[TheCagers20]

At the end "You don't even need god".

in the middle "you need god or he will kill you!!!"

[Turandot29]

Pastor Grice is the epitome of a blow hard.

And somebody should introduce him to Jenny Craig. Doesn't he know that gluttony is a sin? Maybe he's just big boned.

[DonJulioBlanco2002]

Somebody should tell this ignoramus that the King James Bible has been revised over a dozen times. There are thousands of differences between the 1611 version and today's.

[DonJulioBlanco2002]

"I don't give a rip what your science books say."

Sums up the whole sad spectacle.

[megazion34]

wat is there like 5-6 people in that church

[MrEnlightenup]

this is what christianesse sounds like......i like your christ, i do not like your christians..your christians are so unlike your christ..m gandhi

[Jesse2K12]

obvious brainwash is obvious.

[MtlRedAtheist]

To all you Christians that are offended that this was posted, cause this man doesn't represent you... do your mother fucking job and tell him to shut up! He won't listen to us evil atheists you know!

[ScummPie]

If you trust 95% in Jesus, and 5% in beeing a good person,

YOU ARE GOING TO HELL!

There is no hope, in the pope!

(great one)

[sleach060689]

Someone nominate this guy for a golden crocaduck please

[sleach060689]

How can i hate something i don't believe in? 5:53-5:58... It's better for the christians that they know more about the life of britney spears rather then christ. Cause for me it's vice versa and i'm an atheist.

[sleach060689]

How can i hate something i don't believe in?

[TheraminTrees]

When he really gets going, there's a whiff of Shelley Winters.

[ErlofCambridge]

This great big man has a great big problem but apart from that - thanks Askegg, that was just damn funny from whoa to go. 400 years ago his Baptist religion would have been heretical although I would doubt that would realise that - bring on the bonfire!

[Knightyme]

I lasted 4:15 :/

[RhondaH]

Sounds like incitement to violence to me not to mention the out right lies.

[sphinxpress]

Meatpuppets Unite!!

[HarshColby]

He thinks if he says something with enough conviction, people will believe it's true. The sad part is that it works on the people in the pews.

[kgyantixbc]

i feel so enlightened now i feel like going out and buying a new bible Right now

[bowlsallbroken]

"If you believe 95% in Jesus and 5% in being a good person, you're going to Hell."

Well this asshole is apparently safe. He believes 0% in being a good person.

[beesleeper]

IS anything more pathetic than a Texas preacher ? A fucking PARASITE and a coward if there ever was one. GET A REAL JOB, PASTOR SHITBAG

[Knightyme]

@beesleeper Come on be fair ... All Pastors, get a proper job and stop being parasites on society.

[checkunderyourbed]

I wonder if he ate all those damn aborted babies he was complaining about...

[wp4866]

this guy doesn't like change. wonder if he knows that gluttony is one of the 7 deadly sins.

[1empathy]

Isn't gluttony a sin?

[99minerkc]

@1empathy Gluttony is only a sin for the flock. The religious authorities have a get out of jail(sin)free.

[1empathy]

@99minerkc lol yeah "the flock" are well named, always getting fleeced.

[glenyoshida]

God Damn that preacher is evil.

[glenyoshida]

I think the scary part is that there are regular members that go to listen to him.

[RadarKat73080]

This guy reminds me of my mother's preacher! I think he might have eaten him!

[RoySchl]

damn now i have to swing my head against the wall over and over again, just to get the rage out... yes i watched the whole thing oO *swing* *outch* *swing* *outch* *swing* *outch* *swing* *swing* *faint*

[bradreed]

i bet he get hookers

[sheri226]

Maybe I'm just "that" sick, unlike others here, I enjoyed all 10 minutes! As a matter of fact I had to go back a few times & watch him do The Lollipop Guild.. he's TOO good at it! Thanks for the laughs, I'm tucking this little treasure away in my favorites!

[a0eoj]

Someone please toss this scientifically-illiterate theotard another Twinkie.

[LeksServices]

I want my 10.5 minutes back. That was awful! How can anyone listen to these guys? o.O

[mikeybear69]

He's the love-child of Adolf Hitler and Daffyd Thomas.

[signingupisretarded]

Okay.. I've seen enough. *starts praying* God, please kill this piece of shit. Amen. What? You're not real? Damn, I guess I have to do it myself.

[startreking2007]

Askegg you, you owe me a new bullshit meter. Had to quit at 5 minutes

[askegg]

@startreking2007 I must admit, 10 minutes of this is more than enough for most people. I could have been a little more vicious in cutting some the idiotic statements, but there were just so many.

[startreking2007]

@askegg I think less editing may be better, get more context between each key comment.

[AlwaysSunni]

Shortest book ever written:

Enjoying Salads, by This Guy

[amstang864]

Oh...My...DOG...i googled this church and i live freakin 10 minutes away....I anm going to church this sunday!! They better get out before football starts though

[askegg]

@amstang864 I am not sure I could stand it. The overwhelming desire to stand up and shout "bullshit!" would overcome me - and that cannot end well.

[Turandot29]

@askegg, truly Pastor Grice ranks as a world class buffoon.

[SephieRothe]

Wow. Could someone please extradite him from Texas. He and his ilk make it so people don't take any Texan seriously.

[cmsalvagio]

This guy never met a hamburger he did not like.

[powerkitemad]

"your body is the temple of the holy spirit" - - - - - - - Looking at this guy the temple has turned in to a whore house :D

[hopokuk]

what the fuck is that?



[quote55]

Audio is a little fucked

[incertusveritas]

This is a turd; this is a turd on bible, any questions?...

[ydyammo]

Is this guy for real? o0

I have so hard imagining a society where a guy like this would NOT be the laughing-stock...

[MrZash313]

This is what happens when you have the mentally handicapped preaching to church... wait that's not nice.. he doesn't have a mental handicap. I apologize..

He's just a psycho. The people who follow him are to blame for putting this man up there though.

[shadowswallow]

I've known about this guy for months thanks to stufffundieslike. com.

I'm convinced he dislikes the Wizard of Oz because he's banned for crushing several munchkins.

[SlideRulePirate]

8:26 "Whose crazy now?".

Answers on a postcard please.

[MrBlackatheist]

@XF0 he is on youtube

[MrBlackatheist]

Wizard of OZ and Matrix are God hating movies and people 400 years ago are SMARTER than people today.The sad part is he consider smart,the people who believe what he is saying are the fucking retards.

[GeneralCalculus]

Did a had again deja vu? Or did someone else made "presentation video" about him sometime ago?

[CharlesVarney]

You are, David Grice... you are.

[GreatBigBore]

Seems like sometimes he doesn't inflate his suit as much as at other times.

[GreatBigBore]

No, David. You guys will NEVER be persecuted for doing what is right. But you'll definitely catch hell for being douchebags.

[kaxitaksi]

Christian "logic", atheists don't believe in god and the hate him. How u hate sumtin that don't exist??

[ulodetero]

@kaxitaksi

*facepalm* do these people even listen to the words coming out of their mouths...?!?

[synsei1]

@kaxitaksi I also hate Jarjarbinks too but that doesn't mean he exists, does he?

[kaxitaksi]

@synsei1 I like Dammit, u broke my bullshit meter with this comment..

[Qillz]

@kaxitaksi IMO it's acceptable to say atheists hate god... at least the murderous Yahweh.

I am an atheist and I hate the Yahweh character just as much as I hate other fictional villians like Lex Luthor, Dracula, Sephiroth, etc...

[kaxitaksi]

@Qillz IMO u need help, hate is destructive and to hate stuff thats not real.. thats scary shit.

[99minerkc]

@Qillz Dracula fiction? Na

[sushanalone]

Humans evolved from less intelligent species and David Grice is a missing link between them.

[sushanalone]

What a clown.

[ColdSpot999]

Canada locked up preachers? Really? I live here and never read or heard that. There MAY be a chance the rest of what he is saying is BS too ! Just saying. Fricken' idiot!!

[KaroKoenich]

I think he was bullied a lot back when he was a kid in Fat Camp. That's why he's such a bitter hateful person now.

[generationalist]

@KaroKoenich no he was the bully and no other kid ever took him aside and gave him a boot up his backside. It's an American right of passage that the big bully in school has carte blanche. Bullies continue in this fashion until they steps on the wrong kid's glasses and then get their arse kicked by a kid that freaks out. See "A Christmas Story" it's not a movie, it's a social commentary on this windbag's birthright and how to combat it. Bullies only shut up when they get a bloody nose in public.

[colerichards6969]

"Two things about atheists: they don't believe in God, and secondly, they all hate Him." (3:05) Sadly, this qualifies as logic to the people he is indoctrinating.

[WanderingTaoist101]

What a fat stupid troll.

[thefusilier1000]

WOW! I don't know whether to laugh or vomit.

[wavymavy]

Cool that he has watched "The Wizard of Oz" enough times to memorize the script.

[MrBlackatheist]

@wavymavy I seen it once and I hate it

[petion2010]

Fucking lunatic 

[Marktopus]

Well, this guy is clearly just fucking deranged

[bikeridingpinko]

7::03...  Thumbs up for Daddy baby killers!

[dangerouslytalented]

Anybody else's gaydar go off?

He is so angry because he knows no man wants his ass.

[goosed1]

He's farting out the wrong end.

[BeekersSqueakers]

Oh, man. This is great. XD

[ndrthrdr1]

This preacher's YouTube channel is username TexasLighthouse. I visited their channel and didn't like their videos. In fact, I Disliked all of them.

Just saying ... :P

[askegg]

@ndrthrdr1 Noted. I have updated the decryption with links to their channel.

[mcrd2001]

A human hemorrhoid is the only thing I can think of when I watch this guy.

[NeedsEvidence]

...and what a hateful person....

[NeedsEvidence]

What an ignorant moron.

[EntinludeX]

TWO FISHES AND FIVE LOAVES!!! lololololololololol

[EntinludeX]

This is the dumbest human being I've heard at least all day.

[MrBlackatheist]

@EntinludeX the sad part is the people who listen to him are even dumber

[groovyengineer]

Without Religion this guy would work in fast food.

[TheAtheistTroll]

@groovyengineer He certainly looks like he's eaten enough of it.

[xyoop]

@groovyengineer and would get fired within 2 days

[MisterDax]

@groovyengineer

And he would be fired.

[SuperIntuitive1]

"The more I read my bible the more conservative I become"LOL

[DarkMatter2525]

He sorta reminds me of this guy: watch?v=svdIRyC8uqc

(the funniest 54 seconds on youtube, btw)

[askegg]

@DarkMatter2525 I might do a series of these, and Todd is certainly on the list.

[rtottenc]

I so want to visit his church so I can laugh at him IRL.

[saxmanchiro]

Just think of the science in that room, including the sound system, paint, tie(plastic), suit(plastic), tie clip(metalurgist), lights, rug, flowers(genetics), curtains, aluminum window frames, plastic plants, ring on finger, nails, glue in wood products, shirt, buttons on shirt/suit/pants, zipper on pants, deodorant(lots of that), eyeglasses, cholesterol meds, toothpaste he used that day, toothbrush, soap, drinking water(3 gal per day for him). Hypocrites bother me big time.

[mythinktube]

That is the gayest Pastor I've ever seen. Saying he's unbelievably fat is just predictable

[Chibling]

Hahaha! "Atheists don't believe in god and hate him" WTF does that even mean?!?!

[fiddler1861]

Finally, the Canadians ae locking up preachers.

[NemoUtopian]

This man is dumber then horse shit if horse shit could have a lobotomy.

[stripymccatpuss]

Always wondered what Matt Lucas was doing after "Little Britain" finished....

[walterThe88th]

Someone please put this frothing ape out of our misery...

[brokensoul70]

I unfortunately live in this area, this jackass sounds like every other Baptist here and there are way too many of them.

[AllRightRotten]

Why has he got a 'fake science' microphone?

[lovelittlecats]

He is the same shape as my thumb; but much bigger. Very much bigger. And louder.

[MrRandomshoe]

This guy lives in my area.......why am I not surprised

[Haradin32]

that guy is super fat!

[Ga5524]

You're right about one thing, Dave. Americans are dumber today than they were in the past.

[rrward]

He's just mad that Marcus Bachmann never returns his calls.

[DaynaGoldstein]

"Who crazy now?"

You crazy now, you mofo. Ughhh

[Killer0fTheSun]

Mr Clean has gotten heavy these past years..

[loldianaaa]

He looks like a a grown version of Bobby Hill at 3:33 xD

[manlioman]

This reminds me of why I do pee-pee in the holy spirit's mouth (Mark 3:28-29)

[Darwinsgift]

God may not be real but mental institutions will always flourish!

[Ga5524]

The family is being destroyed because of assholes like you, David Grice.

[Mglosk]

@Ga5524 The Family? You mean the evil religious organization? Hope so.

[A11ex]

Fatso gonna stuck in heaven's door.

[derek24hudson]

Fat fascist fuckwit, why do you shout so? What is it inside that tiny mind that motivates you? Is it powerlust, control, fame, money? You really think that any person of a moral disposition, with sensitivity, with learning and understand would want to spend eternity with arseholes like you?

[happyjesus123]

For a Texan he has rhythm he must have gone to the same cheer leading school as Rick Perry.

[happyjesus123]

For a Texan he has rhythm he must have gone to the same cheer leading school as Rick Perry.

[ZZzzzzzWhat]

Isn't gluttony a sin?

[ZZzzzzzWhat]

Isn't gluttony a sin?

[ZZzzzzzWhat]

Isn't gluttony a sin? oh right, "Do what i say you to do, but don't do what we do."

[ZZzzzzzWhat]

Isn't gluttony a sin? oh right, "Do what i say you to do, but don't do what we do."

[zamfir1970]

Derp.



[oliethefolie]

@zamfir1970 Herpy derp derp.

[kurtilein3]

raving lunatic.

take a bunch of fat away and that guy would remind me of glenn beck.

[thruthem]

WARNING!

Do not eat or handle sharp implements during viewing.

Video has been shown to cause Spasmatic Laughter Syndrome (SLS) and Involuntary Facepalim Response (IFR)

Could lead to severe injury!

[HORNHost]

This vid needs to be re-titled "David Grice, Complete, Unmitigated, No-kidding, Really-and-for-True, Dictionary-definition MORON." Either that or "Why Xtianity Is A Dying Religion."

[prodigyat9]

I just love that never changing "we are the victims" theme. Stop you from teaching hate in our school? YOU'RE a victim. Stop you from using a public school to teach your religion? you're a victim. Tell people the truth about how the world works? YOU ARE a victim. Kill your child by beating it to death err everything is just fine.

Fuck this fat disgusting excuse of a human with a rhino's cock.

[generationalist]

@prodigyat9 yeah, I get that - "I'm the victim" - from a lot of christians and not just fundies. The - We're oppressed from NOT being able to do our christian duty of indoctrinating the young. When I get that, my response is always; bring it on. You want christianity in public education. Go for it! I'll see to it your kid learns about allah, mohamad, buddha, shiva, zues, thor... and when all is done your own children will question your faith. That is exactly why the bible says knowelege is evil.

[TheBarkingAtheist]

Grand Prairie? I could drive there in about ten minutes... I fucking hate living in Texas...

[dewinthemorning]

This person is crazy! He sounds like a fat Nazi.

[MrJohnnyrace]

McDonalds must not have been looking for help.

[Requiemxtoxinnocence]

Christianity is a cult like any other, the only thing they do different is antagonize other beliefs of past religions. Gods of old become demons of the new religion, simple is that.

[calmreason]

Can't wait to troll this twat!

[PompousPreacher]

@calmreason Too bad he's got comments disabled.

[calmreason]

@PompousPreacher Yeah! I just asked

"Doesn't god mind you fattening up that body he gave you so much?" - awaiting approval...

[atimnie]

@calmreason Assuming he's not like other fundies and disables comments, or requires approval on all comments. Fuckheads like this hate disagreements.

[tattooskin72]

man, need to break this shit up a bit more.... that's too much insanity for one sitting.

[nekedemus]

He must be a poe, no one is that - Ohh Texas !

[DragonLance79]

Who's crazy now?

David Grice

[Seeingglass]

Well, isn't he a peach?

[krokom9]

If this is what's going on in churches I sure hope they will be illegal in one generation, not two!

[no1saphead]

 nothing but hate coming from that nutjob.