Cracked TV - The 5 Most Popular YouTube Pagers (Are All Retarded)

[vgamemaster4]

FUCK FRED.

[CraigMetalHead]

Its called the Idiot Demographic... television has been playing to them for years, but with YouTube you can not only see who is attracting the Idiot Demographic but interact with the idiots themselves (though this is highly dangerous, they can squeeze the air out of your lungs and no court in the land can do shit about it).

[Kwnruless]

Nigahiga all the way

[Hollowman1985]

wow

[PiefaceclownPrdctns]

Swaim was part of Picnic Face? :O

[dontpunchgirls]

i now understand why someone would want to walk into a school and kill everyone

[gangster301]

4:52



[Planetaryy]

This was both extremely amusing and depressing at the same time.

[sk7ch]

Fred, the most intolerable BS to ever come off the Internet and yet, it becomes this huge phenomenon. I think anyone with an IQ over 90 can pretty much figure from his videos that he is that really annoying kid that acts that way just to piss everyone else off, and the type of person you will always hate.

[Nerf1maniac]

Fred= EHRHDUFHSJSIDHEUFHEHSYFHDHEHEH­NRRJDJBRNSHEBHDIWWKDJDHUWWUHDB­DHEWHEHHEFHHRHEHDHFHR MAKE IT STOP EJEURHNCJSEHFHJSKSFJJRUFGHFEJD­IDIJEJEFUTHDUUERFTFUBMEDICATIO­NSFUEURHFGHTUDIF

[WhiskeyTangoFoks]

Fred and his subscribers make me not want to live on this planet anymore. I genuinely want him to die in a fire.

[coolpointo]

Serbian

Warthogs

Always

Instigate

Murder

[VLS1998t]

HEEY SHUT THE FUCK UP. SMOSH IS AWESOME. Anthony is HOT.

[SilverSinspawn]

I actually wish UMG was still in the top. Fuck RayWilliamJohnson, Fred, and Nigahiga

[Toyman1982]

Fred, 8,543,997 views in one year. Cracked TV, 61,763 in 2 years.

Yep. 14 year old girls with Downs Syndrome it is. fuck my life.

[Woesteinvuir]

DOB doesn't even have to say anything to be funny. Best. Duo. EVER.

[Outstralian]

Michael's face at 4:50 is priceless

[xombimonkey]

hey! Teleporting Fat Guy was pretty good.

[lovethatmusic68]

ahaha. i love cracked tv, but this is definitely my favorite episode.

[modelmajorpita]

Dan's cameo is perfectly done.

[Beltainted]

'Fourteen-year-old girl' would have sufficed. Did you have to go and insult people with Downs? I mean, okay, admittedly my sister who has downs does quite like the Jonas Brothers, but.... All right, fine. You've got me.

[TheNintenguy]

Was Fred ever good?

[ToxBoxProductions]

@TheNintenguy Heh, no.

[MarkQP]

rofl

[TheFinalAlice]

Jonas Brothers are no good because it would be disturbing if they tried fanservice.

[shittyfagg]

@TheFinalAlice i'm pretty sure they cant resist the temptation of two thousand 14 year old girls with down syndrome.

[TheFinalAlice]

@shittyfagg UNF

[shittyfagg]

@TheFinalAlice what?

[Wutwut1n1]

I can't believe the bitch he's talking about @ 1:25 said she liked hip-hop when she doesn't even know what it is

[pseudocaveman]

The applause at the end was gold.

[dragonkn707]

raywilliamjohnson. nuff' said

[joystickfantastic]

I just love how dan is confused

[ibufifi]

suck my balls smosh

[antieverybody]

Anthropologists are going to look back at our top 5 and think we all actually found this funny...

[Choomanama]

Cracked deserves all those subscriptions

[Komnenos1234]

His face at 4:52 is priceless.

[andy6lover4life]

Smosh and nigahiga r the Shizuoka nits!!! I put shiz and that word popped up (on my iPhone) to replace shiz

[shittyfagg]

what's up with these GOD DAMN youtube ads? Stop that!

[Monkeyboy92037]

Penis.

[XxTenpennyKillerxX]

Wow the number one subscribed would be a retarted asshole who needs to do squeeky voices to get friends. What a douche

[Mysterious0Bob]

... the top viewed videos of all time are of a squeaky voiced retard?

What the fuck is wrong with the world?

[spike4972]

i actually got a spontaneous nosebleed during the jonas brothers part

[jackedupcrackersman]

oh....that's terrible....

[NIKE2571]

lol DOB at the end

[YorkshireClash]

Cracked is the greatest, though swaim hasnt been as active video making lately.

[dancerchica5416]

Hahahahaha I love DOB just standing there awkwardly as the camera keeps rolling! lol

[dudeitskathryn]

hrmm. nigahiga is awesome!

[Megamean09]

dude... Smosh is the shit!

[rttoronto]

Wow i just discovered this guy and these videos, hilarious, subscribed.

[sheilarouillard11]

so disappointing the world is fucked >.<

[Wutwut1n1]

i can't wait until i'm 1,000,000 andasd;kl[pwo4089 8r98v908239048vu aiojklklhasjklfdhajkshdkl;anmn­iikqjwhoidjakljklal jljknjiswhjkhriooiru fiozj bknjkvzizojsiojiorjwioprjo

[strongbad4usean]

smosh is funny dammit!

[KhaoticKristinn]

@strongbad4usean smosh was funny when they first started making videos... then it all went downhill...

[kingofthesty]

The world as we know it...well...end?

[glasshorse018]

DOB!

[ExternalDolphin]

That was Bill!

[Ploiken]

i love michaels face at 4:51

[ginter111]

Fred and Smosh make me want to kill myself.

[fullyhalfempy]

Fuck Swaim! IDIOT!

[fromdaghettowithlove]

fuck smosh

[HomebrandMusic01]

my ball bag hurts

[qbalaqss]

I don't hate Fred, per se, I just can't get how something that is, for lack of a better term, condensed stupidity, become the most popular video of YouTube.

That boy makes the lack of brains of the average population glaringly obvious.

[Chloeissocoollad]

Fred is class1 dont diss! :L

[HowToMike]

@Chloeissocoollad i know this is vary immature of me but sais the 14 year old girl

[Chloeissocoollad]

@HowToMike you do realise that i used the LOL face (:L) which ment i was joking?

[HowToMike]

@Chloeissocoollad oh, well... sorry then :)

[bigcheese123kid]

whothe hell is fred

[actingaccordingly14]

The clapping at the end killed me XD. I miss cracked tv! X_X

[deadInf3rno]

lol'd at daniel O'brian just standing there at the end with the most awkward look on him

[EntertainmentDaFunk]

jon lajoies vdeos are worth it.

[cmonconan]

really? that stuff works? 20 million hits? wow i would be ashamed to be seen by 2 people let alone 20 mil..

FUCK M your show is better (yes kid logic rules!!)

[Viktir666]

Fred is a Jewish faggot with stupid looking lips and a wop nose.

[MsEstora]

@Viktir666 That's insulting to Jews and homosexuals. I hate Fred as much as anyone else here, but this racist, homophobic comment of comparison was uncalled for.

[Viktir666]

@MsEstora How is saying someone is "Jewish" an insult if they really are? Are you saying Jews are inferior and nobody deserves to be called one?

[MarilynFanMansonMan]

@Viktir666

I think that MsEstora is referring to how you use the word Jew in the comment

I don't exactly care that Fred is a Jew or isn't

And I'm sure you don't either, so how is it relevant to how ridiculous Fred is?

You could have called him any number of derogatory terms.

Perhaps what it all boils down to is a bad choice of words?

And shamefully, cool still means cold.

Fucking dictionary just can't swing with the times nowadays.

[Viktir666]

@MarilynFanMansonMan Maybe, just maybe, people have the right to their opinions and just because someone doesn't do things like you would it doesn't mean they're flawed in any way. Maybe you're flawed? Maybe we're all flawed? There is no right way to insult someone as long as it's insulting.

[MarilynFanMansonMan]

@Viktir666

Okay then

Insult away!

But send them to his inbox next time please.

And perhaps choose words that don't make you look like a homophobic, antisemite

Right here in the comment section you offend more people than just Fred.

And I'm sorry but if you're outward interjection of how much you hate Fred is a display of how well you "Control your own emotions" then I think you need some more education my friend.

But hell that's just one mans opinion.

[Viktir666]

@MarilynFanMansonMan The easier someone is offended, the weaker their mental fortitude and psyche is. Maybe people should toughen up or hide in a bubble for the rest of their lives while watching the Disney channel. Freedom of speech is an important thing where I live. I don't know what Rated P (for Pussy) land you're from but you have no control over my thoughts. Go watch some Jersey Shore and beat off to your rainbows and puppy dogs posters.

[MarilynFanMansonMan]

@Viktir666

Once again I would like to comment how amazing you are at containing your emotions

Your (at least not racist) insults mildly amused me

But they were nevertheless irrelevant to the topic at hand

If you can contribute no more than verbal abuse and your individual rights and freedoms to this conversation, I bid you a good day

[Viktir666]

@MarilynFanMansonMan You got it right, my comments were irrelevant to the topic. I just felt like breaking a logical string of insults with an ad hominem attack against that squirrely little bastard sissy bitch boy. I won't give up my personal rights though, you will have to stamp a Disney rated G sticker on a different person's forehead because I'm not that nigger that will bow down for you massah. GOOD DAY SIR.

[Viktir666]

@MsEstora Deconstructing your argument: "Jew" referred to his religion, not race. There were no racist comments made by me. Reading comprehension is important, try it. Religion isn't real. Fact! I don't care how many people believe in the tooth fairy, it won't come true even if it's widespread belief. Anyway, the "homophobic" comment made by me is not homophobic. It's the new age version of "faggot". Just like "cool" is not cold anymore. If something is "cool" then it's something that you like.

[MsEstora]

@Viktir666 I was referring to the fact that you even brought up "Jew". What does that have to do with anything? I'm not religious, but it can still exist as something we define ourselves by. And personally, I really really REALLY do not want to be compared to Fred. You brought up "Jewish" as if to imply that contributing to his...well, I'm not even sure I have a word for his 'videos'.

[c4r50n1]

I like smosh. :(

[JanderStrahd]

Nigahiga was alright for a while... but then he got SO boring.

[sweetmini18]

Ugh Fred First? Thought It Would've Been Nigahiga!

[DelbyC]

"Fuck it, we'll do it live! " :D

[themongboy]

I can't wait until the Fred guy is 30 and looking back at how he acted.

[ColonelHoraldo]

@themongboy He'll probably laugh about all of the cash he got out of it, before he goes on to host his evening talk show.

[ghostdog1987]

@ColonelHoraldo

Yeah....because making vids with an edited high pitched voice will open doors everywhere. If only more people knew!

At most he can sell some stuff with his face on it, good for him but who cares?

[ColonelHoraldo]

@ghostdog1987 Hey, he already got a movie. I'm sure there are plenty of people out there willing to capitalise on how vaguely famous he is.

[gregorigno2]

@ColonelHoraldo The world is not fair

[tadshackles]

@themongboy He will be looking back at it through the window of his mansion... Doubt he will be upset.

[maxwuzhere2248]

@tadshackles now its 2012 and i have heard nothing of fred in the past month or so, my life has substantially improved now that i know unlike youtubers like freddiew get payed for actual talent

[12212012Oo19]

i stopped liking nigahiga a while ago........ probably around the time it started to become really "popular" i hesitate to use that word..... maybe it should have been "pitied"

[13linkinparkluver13]

Fred scared me half to death when I first saw one (the first and only one I've ever seen) of his episodes.... I had nightmares of scary children with broken flailing arms coming after me screaming for medication...

[Lulzman69]

Appart from the casual stupid videos, Smosh's kinda awesome. Sometimes.

[iliketoplayrockband]

You can see DOB at the end.

[McdBzsarok]

nigahiga be better than you,

I'm serious about that lol

[Judothrow5]

What's wrong with Troubador? That song is awesome.

[bookworm51894]

This was reminiscent of how I acted when I first viewed a Fred video. Coincidentally, that was the same day I lost faith in humanity.

[AceofShadow]

Anyone ever notice how Swaim and Dan act the opposite way that they do in articles?

[NezzDaXombie]

interesting ..

[heydud11]

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[fghfghfgh93]

I love how everyone is trying to defend Amish.

[SwissArmyLight]

Nigahiga/Smosh fans: Everyone has their opinions on certain YouTube channels. Don't get angry at Swaim, because he really is just too cool to be hated on. Bashing on Nigahiga/Smosh was partly to contribute to the humor of this episode, and therefore if you find this funny, please stop raging and complaining.

[BrooklynKitty852]

one thing Fred Sucks!! i love smosh its not gross it funny:)

[TheLogTog]

DONT DISS SMOSH MAN!!!

[19841111S]

Love DOB's cameo appearance. The great thing about Michael is that he can't quite fully conceal his overall nice-guy nature. This just makes him all the more likeable. Anyone else agree?

[Slyboy4life]

Love the Michael Collins reference.

[danpascooch]

Oh come on, Smosh is AMAZING, see the one about the nasa step

[danpascooch]

Oh come on, Smosh is AMAZING

[Asalieri]

@danpascooch Yeah, amazingly retarded.

[RichardCano]

DOB cameo at 5:17.

[tgsgresh11]

haha i love the face he pulls when fred comes on

[TheAmazingARD]

That look Swaim gives at 4:51 says it all.

[whyjenben]

I honestly do not understand how Fred is so popular the way he squeals should repel people like when a baby cries this is a fact proven by science.. I’m convinced he’s using mind control or subliminal messaging or… something?

[snufleufugus]

Oh my god. That brow is incredible!

[qbalaqss]

I think The Four's coming is justified, Cracked TV just shows us why.

[macr0machine]

Ha- DOB bein awkward

[Justthemrtroll]

Fred better not go to jail

[gobluendsucks]

Smosh is pretty funny

[Zyloiscool]

This video made me subscribe.

[lifeinsepia]

fuck fred.

[SimpleyConfused]

You're Fucking Crazy!

[Xanza781]

Still my favorite Cracked TV episode.

[DemonWingedPoetGirl]

i hate fred

[Thewonkandfriends]

DOB in the background looking awkward when Mike storms out just makes it so funny for me.

[KMxHearts]

Aw, I love smash D:

[nonebutsaz]

I like Smosh and Nigahiga, but Cracked is always funny.

[spites1]

@nonebutsaz you like 2 gay teens and the asian version of calos mencia?

[CeeJaiiRoxx]

i liked cracked. but it just went down in my books for dissing nigahiga.

[lilhatchet2791]

i wonder if swiam really was pissed about that last one

[SimpleyConfused]

@lilhatchet2791 hes easily worked up



[lilhatchet2791]

@SimpleyConfused lol ya he is, but i agree fuck it, i hope someone sets "fred's" hair on fire

[SiFi900]

How many episodes of Cracked TV has Swaim barfed in?

[BrotherPrimus]

Well, at least Nigahiga is number one now... He isn't screaming at me 24/7

[blubanana16]

4:52 i thought a wire popped in my speaker or somthin. sounded like those evil flying things from lord of the rings

[Lacunamoto]

Still, I like Nigahiga.

[RockyBalboa211]

What was DOB doing? 

[horrormoviefan20]

Dont lose faith in humanity yet, yes millions of people relax by watching an insane fucktard with a high pitched voice, but there is still hope, Im gonna find out the REAL reason fred is so popular and- (millions of people begin to worship fred as a king and laugh at him while he screams like a retard) You know what, fuck it, were all screwed.

[blubanana16]

surely thats gotta count for something

HEY ITS FRED!

... shocked silence

[LGTheOneFreeMan]

Lulz... Dan O' Brien befoar Agents of Cracked at 5:18.

[Alvenfrom94]

FRED MUST DIE

[BladeofSorrow7]

I would rather shove flaming pineapples up my butt than have to watch Fred.

[kopaka555]

Im Pretty Sure this video had something to do with the fact that no one cant see the most suscribed videos in that way now

[ModniMacak]

23 fourteen year old girls with down syndrome have seen this video and decided to vote on it...

[completelyrandomcrap]

DOB at 5:11 and 5:17

[andybpiano]

If anyone wants to drive themselves to insanity or don't mind never being able to hear again, Fred has a Christmas "music" album with accompanying videos. R.I.P. Music

[ThePsychoticScyth396]

@andybpiano Rest in bloody peace.

[djcoswin18]

OMG i love the ending :D

[UberMan5000]

That's a great Fred-hate montage at the end.

[deathtrap1112]

Woah, woah, woah. Smosh and Nigahiga are awesome, but fred sucks, and whats amazing is that this is just a year and a half old, but nigahiga has over 2 million subscibers now

[az091575]

ROCK WILL NEVER DIE AS I LIVE.

[mynameisdarthtater]

I honestly don't know one person that likes any of those people, nor am I subscribed to any of them myself.

Maybe I'm just weird like that.

[Kinnacat]

I think my ears actually started bleeding at the end of this video. Please never subject us to that again.

[NitricNation]

fred is retarded

[Sladeling]

Anyone else notice D.OB. at the end. Awesome.

[ChRiSiMoN]

Fred is just the worst and most unfunny shit I've ever seen.

I just can't believe, how people can like this crap. -.-

[az091575]

@ChRiSiMoN blame todays society.

[DivineAbuser]

@ChRiSiMoN it is a shame that intelligent people are becoming a rare breed, I shudder to think of an entire world of people entertained by this kind of drivel

[cosmickate3]

@DivineAbuser It'll become like the movie Idiocracy. Where every meal comes in a cup, and the #1 T.V. show is a kid who is constantly getting wracked. Kill me now...

[K4inan]

@ChRiSiMoN What you said implied Cracked is crap and that Fred is unfunny LOL

[tauwilltriumph]

@K4inan Even though those two sentences were in separate paragraphs, the second sentence referred to the first, so no.

[chocomog35]

@ChRiSiMoN I just saw an advertisement for...*sigh*...Fred 'The Movie'. We're doomed, we really are.

[rocksOpuff]

@ChRiSiMoN ikr hes annoying o.O 

[Lydge]

@ChRiSiMoN He has a movie, I've seen it at blockbuster. All my faith in humanity died right there in the aisle.

[FatTonyBBX]

@Lydge If you have Netflix I dare you to stream it. I did so as a joke to wind up my wife and the second he opened his mouth I turned it off, apologized, and threw myself out the nearest window.

-FT