Re: ANONYMOUS Where's Yo Brain At?

[Darkistix]

aw xD at least that was a norm egg lol

[Nicolai0Nerland]

Anons takes the Internet to seriously. . .

=O_O=

[Kalkkis95]

Farewell, oh unborn, innocent chicken..

[petkol]

Old sandwich= Nature

Mould= powerful/ignorent People

We are not balance nor animals. We have no order. We are simply mold infecting the planet. Our conscience is our speed of growth.

[petkol]

Old sandwich= Nature

Mould= powerful/ignorent People

We are not balance nor animals. We have no order. We are simply mold infecting the planet.

[1337secret1337]

that makes me a saaaaad panda!!!

[RealNeurotiq]

EPIC LULZ

[parabola118]

wat

[luvaddictx3]

lol Jon

[cogwurx]

Win.

[tripletrules]

Oh gawd i lol'd for like 5 minutes

[Djelphan]

wat

[inurl]

That is to say sexual reproduction provides variability and thusly better chance for accommodation to the environment. Non-sexual reproduction (also known as partenogenesis - not to be mistaken with the way gastropods reproduce - the word is derived from the Greek 'partenos' = 'virgin' and not the English 'part') on the other hand provides speed and allows for more generations within a single mating cycle.

[inurl]

You should also know (just to make you feel bad)that birds having a set of genetic differences from mammals such as homozygotic XX males and heterozygotic females XY(it's the reverse in mammals) are also able to reproduce non-sexually - in many bird species as a rule the application of sexual reproduction and non-sexual auto-induction of the egg development are rotated in order to exploit the benefits of both methods.

[superbagman121]

major lulz

[VendettasD]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Not the baby chickens!

Good thing store bought eggs arent fertilized.

[inurl]

define life

if the egg had the potential to become a chicken if the hen was fertilized first isn't it the same thing

that's why i don't buy into people trying to make it seem any more humane - i don't need to reassure myself that i'm not a monster by making up slippery definitions on what's wrong or what's right

[VendettasD]

irrelevent. we as animals are destined to kill something else TO SURVIVE but hunting for sport or destroying eggs (which may or may not be fertilized) shows a lack of respect for the natural order in which we live. the thing is though in regards to your comment. if the egg was fertilized and he smashed it then it would be a similar thing.

however, the point was to make a joke about fetchs recklessness and lack of respect for the world he lives in.

[Praxxus55712]

Also called meat spots. Occasionally found on an egg yolk. Contrary to popular opinion, these tiny spots do not indicate a fertilized egg. Rather, they are caused by the rupture of a blood vessel on the yolk surface during formation of the egg or by a similar accident in the wall of the oviduct. Less than 1% of all eggs produced have blood spots. As an egg ages, the yolk takes up water from the albumen to dilute the blood spot so, in actuality, a blood spot indicates that the egg is fresh.

[7a88y]

Paul Fetch is a monster & an attention whore!

Save the baby chicks!

[MegaLoDunn]

OMG THEY ERE SOO CUTE!

[truecid]

Fetch is a monster of hate :((

[thecowjumpoverthecat]

T_T

[xxxEmoSarrahxxx]

aww this made me cry... lol

[naruto67dan]

why paul why why did u kill the baby the poor unborn baby chick MURDERER EVIL I SAY EVIL GOOD VIDEO

[bwpuppethead]

holy crap I forgot they sell chicken eggs that actually hatch into chickens at grocery stores !RETARD !

[anon540]

I've gotten a fertile egg out of an egg carton... dumbass.

[mrcrazypuppethead]

Im not saying it doesnt happen . . . im just saying the chances of it happening are one in one thousand . . .not so smart person.

[anon540]

Quote: "holy crap I forgot they sell chicken eggs that actually hatch into chickens at grocery stores !RETARD !"

Sure.. sound's like it. You did say that it doesn't happen, and you didn't say anything about low chance. I repeat; Dumbass.

[mrcrazypuppethead]

Whatever. go buy a live chicken egg at a grocey store, . . . WAIT A FREAKIN MINUTE !!!do you know what temperature they store eggs at ?A very low one I suppose,and chicken eggs need heat . . .and im not a donkey quit using words out of context.

[anon540]

Seriously dude, you're repeating yourself after being proven wrong? Wow.

As I said before, I have gotten a fertile egg from the grocery store. I found out it was fertile AFTER I had it in the refrigerator at a very low temperature for days.

Something gives me the idea you live in the city...

[mrcrazypuppethead]

Well fine,but I dont live in the city im 50/50 city country.

[Praxxus55712]

No, regular chain grocery stores purchase eggs from egg farms. There are no roosters with the hens, so a fertile egg is 100% impossible. Chickens will lay eggs with no rooster around and the eggs will never create a chick.

[anon540]

I have gotten some a few times. It is extremely rare, but not impossible by any means. It's like a double yolk egg.. only it happens slightly less often.

Don't ask me how it happens, but it does..

[Praxxus55712]

No disrespect intended. It's just that egg farms do not have roosters. They buy female chicks from hatcheries to replace thier layers periodically. hens will lay eggs at a certain age and this is regardless of whether a male is present. The eggs will be 100% totally infertile since no male is on the premisies. NO male=NO fetility. Some small rural town stores get eggs from local farms and those can be fertile but none of the chains do. Double yolkers are common in jumbo eggs. My birds lay those

[anon540]

I have dealt with chickens most of my life, and I know how reproduction works. I am quite aware that you must have a male to reproduce. The fact still remains though, that I have infact gotten fertile eggs from an egg carton. Non-fertile eggs do not bleed when you scramble them.

[Praxxus55712]

Also called meat spots. Occasionally found on an egg yolk. Contrary to popular opinion, these tiny spots do not indicate a fertilized egg. Rather, they are caused by the rupture of a blood vessel on the yolk surface during formation of the egg or by a similar accident in the wall of the oviduct. Less than 1% of all eggs produced have blood spots. As an egg ages, the yolk takes up water from the albumen to dilute the blood spot so, in actuality, a blood spot indicates that the egg is fresh.

[Praxxus55712]

No, regular chain grocery stores purchase eggs from egg farms. There are no roosters with the hens, so a fertile egg is 100% impossible. Chickens will lay eggs with no rooster around and the eggs will never create a chick.

[YoureAllWrongNews]

And someone appears to lack any and all sense of humor.

[mrcrazypuppethead]

Ive got a strong sense of humor(in fact I should have been logged into my second account,but check out my videos im a decent guy)  . . . but stuff like this makes me not want to use it

[saintcheese]

Im gonna get a chicken burger and slap a fried egg on it.

[Lazykittenmoon]

OMG THAT WAS AMAZING!

The chicks are so cute! How COULD MR.FETCH KILL THEM?

R.I.P Egg!

(hahahaha)

[yourjudgement]

A medal for you good sir. You made my day.

[lemonyjesusF]

fucking awesome.

[bhig3]

epic

[N1njaM1ke]

I cried... DOES PAUL EVEN HAVE A SOUL!?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU! WHY YOU WOULD SUPPORT A BABY CHICKEN KILLER?

Nice video.. I laughed so hard... after the crying of course.

[Sevenyxxtimes7xx]

paul fetch kills little chickens D=.

He should be throwwn in prison for murder.

[Fursecute]

This, my friend, is a win in my book.

[dav7612r]

Im still laughing. This vid is too funny. DAMN YOU PAUL! WHY! WHHHHYYYYYYY!

[Caesar512]

Win

[paulink]

fuck, i can never eat an egg again, BASTARD

[rickygenesis]

best response EVOR

[rofldiamond]

Epic win.

[MBRHIndustries]

How can you trust a man who destroyed a baby chicken? :(

[sp1r1c0m]

epic

[GIATOBL]

wow I never thought of it like this. Not only does Anonymous may hate black people, gay people, and even Christians, but they even hate cute baby chicks.

[UCBANDIT009]

I'M NEVER GONNA BREAK EGGS AGAIN ;_;

[wesker325]

I hope Fetch sees this so that he can cry of shame and because he's dumb.

[BlackKingX]

Ohman this was great. You should enable ratings so we can give it 5 stars. AHAHA!

[chococat830]

this is funny, yet randome

[Devondjos]

Now I'm sad.

[KigeRamseyButtPlug]

If you are not Anonymous, you damn well should be.

[legion010203]

i lulzed and it sorta made me want some KFC or Chicken Express...

[LegionnaireofAnon]

Me too, I want some Popeye's. 2 piece and a biscuit, here I come.

[ninjapie1]

9/10 lulz

[deviruchi1]

Luling ending. Good shit.

[arkivx1]

MURDERING MURDERER

[ittekimasu]

omfg FETC you MURDERER!

[BabyBlueDreams19]

the ending was the best lmfao

[VBranberg]

Damn you Mr. Fetch for killing that chick! Now he/she will never grow up! How many more civilian casualties will there be in your so called war against anonymous?

[pwnedbythetans]

Guess MrFetch, in making his point, has something against chicks. Damn heartless bastard. Those chicks could of growm up to be lawyers, nurses, accountants. DAMN YOUS MRFETCH, DAMN YOUS TO HELL!!!!

Save the Chicks!

[coreymon77]

save the chickies!!!

[yousuckalotcola]

i fukn kried. ;_;

[FappingFury]

FUCKING LOLD

[anonymorphx]

moar!

[zck113]

....so you were hoping his egg turned into a chick...?

[hngovr1]

you've been TIFFROLLD!!!

[dreamzwalker]

5/5 man 5/5

[squiddiez]

:c chickies

[kirbyroks]

Amazing. Simply amazing.

[hngovr1]

WIN

+90000000000000000000000000000­000

internets

[NUSerenity]

dont give internets out so freely! Their serious business!

[invisusmachina]

oh lawd

[toughguy000]

Poor unborn dishes were smashed aswell :'(

[DarksidePerson]

EPIC WIN

[BoisterousBizarnes]

Bravo.

[oldmemefukswitu]

hey could somebody tell me please do they give out awards for these?

gg

[krakhaid]

So far, Fetch has cause more pain and death that anon. He killed a precious unborn baby chick, cold murdering bastard!!!

[AnonTerrorist]

EPIC WIN SIR /salute

[JudgeVilhelm]

fucking beautiful.

[BraceForEpic]

I have absolutely no idea why, but I lol'd uncontrollably.

[OO7CHON]

good one !