Keep The Dogs Away - Thor

[ravner1976]

He's always been cooler to his fans than Danzig.... and that IS one bad ass 355 the guitar player has.

[komlentor87]

What a great moves!!!

[TheCatwoman61]

This bloke is my god!!

[19torento]

Move over Ed Wood Jr. There's a new master of crap in town, and they're making music.

[WOLFatRIFT]

lmao..



[govermentufo]

nice , i like this to mutch . sow cool

[ditrixa]

Is he calling other thors? 0:07 - 0:20

[antisciaf]

I wanna Thor in Italy!

[VylyskaTechkov]

Him should have been in WWE wrestling, Him would have matched Hulk Hogan.

[thebob01]

Hard cheese

[hondotoo]

... dobermans and shepards were cool back in the day !

[restcure]

@hondotoo - I, on the other hand, welcome our Doberman overlords

[manillas2]

Thor kills metalica

[theblitz8]

their image matches their catchy 70s pop rock so well

[Love4SK]

its seems 18 people cant keep the dogs at bay

[johnnydelrey]

I think I saw this band in Asbury Park NJ in the 80's(?) Does Thor blow up an inner tube until it explodes? A friends band opened for them. that night. Fun night of rock and roll!

[rufus566]

Wow these guys predate Manowar by 7 years! Also they are still releasing albums! War mighty Thor!

[leonjak]

IS HE MAN!!!!!

[remasbolt]

i love it, but it's the worst

[Herbybandit]

Dam I forgot just how camp he was back then lol :0

[gnonz84]

hey..isnt that cringer?

[steveomedia]

This is best piece of crap I've seen in a long time! Seriously, those opening moves? I know this was pre-affordable handy cam but a mirror would have worked wonders to improve upon this nightmarish spectacle. You know Spinal Tap got much of their absurdity from guys without question and this video will hold a special place in my heart...along with the rubber suit Godzilla movies, Rodger Ramjet and Super Chicken. Total Classic.

[slartybardfast11]

Saw him early 80s at londons marquee and boy did he put on a show..He used to blow up hot water bottles till they exploded and bend iron bars with his teeth while rockin out.. All hail the mighty Thor

[Superx1demonx]

WHAT A LOSER BAND BUNCH OF DEADBEAT WANNABES

[zipbolang]

he looks NO different than the 'modern' guy who's doing the comic book movie.....and the dance moves rock....lmao

[Danowar1990]

THORRRRRRRRR

[thehellezell]

LET THE BLOOD RUN RED! LET THEM ALL BE DEAD; ALL THOSE WHO OPPOSE THE METAL AVENGER!!

[ecnalubma696969]

Why is this so Quiet? UNFAIR!!!!!!!!

[killersmile666]

MUSKELROCK 2011!!!

[ePhilosopher9]

Who's living in the past?

Here's a bit of the Krewe of Thor from Mardi Gras.

/watch?v=jF8cZWEWKFI

Hey, is that Alex Lifeson?

[MrROTD]

this sucks so bad it's awesome!!!

[CultOfMetal]

12 people are like straws against the wind!

[k0sta5]

@CultOfMetal Brillian post brother! Hails from Canada!

[pencon61]

Bit of a gumby like dingus in this song he is ...

[Darrylizer1]

What the fuck?!? I love Thor's spastic muscle bound dance at the beginning. Looks like they're playing Dickies Midnight Room in East Hartford.

[mightywibble]

holy shit, its fkin he-man

[lornebaby]

if anyone could find and post catch a tiger i would be grateful oh the memories

[JasperJasperNL]

This videoclip is so bad. The song is okay but not good...

[Unhumanyouri]

@victorthegroover ahah, so true!

[victorthegroover]

I didnt know He-Man had a band...

[Miri0mouse]

@victorthegroover

hahah yeah you are right 

[opalbeauty]

@victorthegroover lmao I thought the same thing, all he needs is the fuzzy underwear and I think he's good to go

[victorthegroover]

@opalbeauty He is the real HE-MAN!!! lol

[opalbeauty]

@victorthegroover By the power of gray skull! The real He-Man! I hope he has the power :D

[larenuf]

@opalbeauty That haircut, must have left in the movie.!!!

[Thoemme666]

@opalbeauty He does! Just listen to the awesome sound! Skeletor must be shittin his pants...

[victorthegroover]

USA is worrying about the border with mexico, they had to worry about the border with CANADA to keep this away!!!! lol

I think ill make a band just to show my muscles too... lol

[ThazuaBlackarrow]

@victorthegroover One word.

Manowar.

[TheEhce]

70''s metal rocks man \m./

[MetalByrd66]

Old school metal is tops!

[magnificent666]

How can some be both so corny and yet so AWESOME at the same time?

HAIL THOR!

[kashgag]

Where has that awsome 'Knock them down' videoclip gone?

[captaindevotee]

I hate to admit it, but I have this album (on vinyl, yet) somewhere in my collection.

It was in the throwout pile at the radio station where I worked, and I just had to have it. As I recall, the rest of the record is just as bad.

[sssSaramikeyzzz]

WHY, WHY, WHY is it that HARD to find a goddamn VIDEO for how to keep DOGS away from ME????????Its been HALF AN HOUR that im searching!!!!!!!!!GOSH!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

[pencon61]

hahaha what a tard !

[SkInHoUnD]

Jon Mikl Thor gave birth to TECHNO VIKING

[crushingalldeceivers]

Bow down to the glory that is Metal. Kiss the sword, behold its steel in early molten form. Cowards and weaklings move aside, Thor has spoken!!!

[Feseantphucker]

This is the worst thing that anyone has ever seen...

And yet somehow the best....



[chicobangs]

This was a man ahead of his time. If he'd come up with this awseomeness today, we'd have never heard of Lady Gaga. Thor would be everywhere, and rightly so. This is perfect music. Mozart, the Beatles, Creed, all of them take a back seat to this, the alpha and omega of rock and what it can be.

[JasperJasperNL]

Ah c'mon this is just gay XD

[elvisvro]

I know who I'm dressing up as this Hallowe'en. Just have to learn those sweet dance moves by then...

[baleful1]

I remember seeing this when I was like 8 years old and thinking that this guy was nuts...LOL

[hueftsteak93]

By the power of Grayskull... I have the power!

[tinman3000]

I was never sure if he was kidding or not...

[HandsomeDynamite]

The gods are real...

[CorpseScream]

Thor is so fucking awesome!

I saw him at Sweden Rock Festival last year, a great entertainer.

[tremooloo]

The great and omnipotent Thor looks like he's trying to rain his godlike turds down on to puny, weak mortals below with that dance at the beginning!

[yascumbag]

@tremooloo lol a puny plan

think somehow you tapped into the bad fella out of mad max 2 who has the same get up as thor cept he was wearing a mask

best quote off him

"you want to take that big fat tank of guzzoline and escape... a puny plan"

[BlackScab]

Thor for Toronto mayor!

[yascumbag]

@BlackScab make him governor! seems to be the trend!

[lastwolflord]

wild. Never even heard of this guy before. Kind of looks like that buffed up guy in lost boys who was playing the sax,

[abbylane62]

Aw man that there was some rockin' ass shit. I need to contact my local record shop to see if they can get ahold of any of Thors CD's.

PS : This bloody shit totally fucking blows fartass bullshit.

[ClaimhSolais]

Thor is THE man.

[tuegy]

whoa he-man is real haircut and all haha badass video though!!!!!!!

[mzing12]

The most expensive part of this video was renting those dogs. and that includes paying the band members.

[sooperheromax]

I don't know what they are! I had no idea they were that hilarious, I thought they were like wasp or a weak irno maiden, but what a nice surprise to find this piece of class!

[maan0704]

Lock up your kittens!

[Vmetalmessiah]

LMFAO, WTF is this shit?

[detectivesyme]

Thor IS the ONLY heavy metal God. All bow down to Thor.

[pilgrimomega]

This is a very interesting piece of Canadiana. People laugh but really, how different is this from, say, KISS ? Especially in 1977. Metal, glam, and disco blended...

[xxxkingjoexxx]

this doesnt look different from kiss at all, they actually look like kiss wannabe's.

[pilgrimomega]

That was my point. KISS is making a billion a year doing this junk, lol....

[argavus]

oh rocky!!! you can`t blame him for this. after all he`s only 7 hours old and truly beautyful to behold. lol.

[xxxkingjoexxx]

lol. wow. i'm kinda upset that i got that.

[argavus]

hey you can`t knock perfection. lmao

[szabadtuzon]

He is übercool.

[Aristodemos24]

holy mother

[datsunmadman]

Thor has some small arms

[ruggbutt]

This is definitely music ala New York Dolls, which was cool but not Metal.

[intergratedmetal]

THIS IS CHEESEIER THAN KRAFT DINER.....I Love I Love I Love I Love my KRAFT Diner with.....THOR!...LMMFAO!!!

[AssPimple69]

hows this cheesy?its 1977......

[Tatra813]

wow...HE-MAN on drugs...;)

[manillas2]

Thor Kills you american college teenage rap hardocore little bastards.EPIC 100%

[ecnalubma696969]

@manillas2 Sum 41 too, EH?!!!!!!!!!!

[hern41]

W.T.F.

[JunkyardKid]

his dancing is even better in 'Sleeping Giant'

[gr8pumpkin]

I could never understand why Much Music played this in the 'Power Hour.' The rest of Thor's music may be metal but this song is about as metal as Kiss' "Beth" is metal. This is total '70s glam and about as hard core (maybe) as Suzi Quatro. The He-Man - Masters Of The Universe haircut and eye makeup don't really help with one's macho image.

[ThunderMetalHead]

he have no make up on his face the guy is just naturaly handsom. and its heavy metal this song sound like early black sabbath in th late 60's early 70's

[johnnyscallywag]

this was so bad it made my day hahahaha

[BlueEyedIndian]

I laughed at this song 30 years ago and I'm still laughing. Thor looks like the love child of the blade runner replicants played by Rutger Hauer and Daryl Hanna.

[treateth]

hahahahahahahahahahahhahahah

[Garet2k]

absolutely gay.

[MetalSweden]

i agree :D

[JunkyardKid]

he beats up Manowar for exercise

[daaf63]

A great and fun time for metal Long Live!

[gabusmaximus]

this rules!!!!

[dbendeth]

STOP MAKING FUN OF ME~~ I still have that guitar!! lol

[acidrockman]

he looks like Heman mixed with an oompa-oompa.

[bacalex61]

new generic for cesar milan from dogs whisperer !!

u got keep the dogs away lala lalala lal >>>lol

i love it !!

[drstench]

Holy shit! Look at the nerds in this band! I swear I saw all these guys working at the post office, and you should see what kind of moobs Thor's got now.

[bacalex61]

the dance at the beginning !!!! so funny .. this guy is nut !

[soulcrusher]

You dare mock the dance moves of the mighty THOR!!!!!

[drekas2005]

Are those really dance moves ? He looks

like he's trying not to fall.

[yascumbag]

@soulcrusher that man invented the dance moves on those old nintendo games such as shadowrunner with the funky gyrations of the hip and the swingin arms with the flailing hair!

hes even better than technoviking

[lordtyamat]

@soulcrusher : Those moves are from a Viking God Legend!...Hails to the Mighty Thor!! ;D

[k0sta5]

he's fighting off warriors' swords with his quick moves!

[caesarydi]

Behold. Now you all know Thor rules !!

[ZachWinkler1]

hahahahahahahahahahaha ya right!

[oldbones88]

This is quite funny. Leave it up to those crazy canadians to come up with something like this.

[harveykrotz]

If the dogs were not kept away, if they were not at bay, he may have asked 'who let the dogs out?'

[daryl060761]

Thor was friggin' great! His albums are definitely sought after by collectors. Notice he pre-dates David Lee Roth's look by a full year!!

[bassist718]

Thor goes a very long way and has tons of history. I grew up watching his B horror flicks like rock n roll nightmare. great performer who has played with the greats

[lustfordeath]

This is hilarious.

[Kouban]

I think we've found the direct inspiration for Spinal Tap.

[dbendeth]

The guy playing guitar is probably my all time favorite!!

[maninwhitedress]

perhaps but I would have to say the singer is mine because of his ability to look like thor. The raging muscles are very scary. And who knows what he's thinking.

[skippyriddle]

No, you are.

[deviceds]

proud to be canadian and actualy i met him yesterday at my school

[pilotoatomico]

nice!!!!!!!!!!

[ThunderMetalHead]

hail thor

[Zhao28]

Not what I was expecting from a band called Thor..

[hanniballecturer]

They seem overly concerned about dogs....THOR IS A GOD

[skippyriddle]

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay..

[kenvanpeters]

ur gay tastless peice of shit

[lunichamp]

Yes that is true. And he also shaves the hairs from the inside of his massive and muscular butt cheeks so that he can smoothly send thunderbolts in your general direction.

HAIL THE POWER AND MIGHT OF THE INCREDIBLE THOR!!!

HAIL THE THUNDERER!!!!!!

[lunichamp]

THOR is a martial arts master.

I've seen him kick concrete construction blocks into pieces, I've seen him smash blocks of cement into pieces, rip license plates in two, bend steel with his teeth. His POWER is SUPER HUMAN. HAIL HIS MIGHT!!! HAIL THOR!!!!

[stevel738]

And, he shaves his pits. Hail!

[crabssssss]

what is up with that fucking dance at the beginning!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahhaha i had to watch it about 6 times it was that damn funny

[lunichamp]

Yes THOR is truly amazing.

I just saw THOR at the Commodore Ballroom with DOA. It was fantastic. He broke a hockey stick in two and then threw the pieces into the crowd.

The next show is a special party everyone will be attending at the Media Club in Vancouver.

I will be there with a group of us from SF and Seattle.

THOR will be headlining the Valley Stream Theater in New York.

[drkm69]

I keep expecting a midget to dance around a tiny Stonehenge monument!! No, but seriously, Thor is awesome live even to this day.....Check him out at the Cobalt next time he plays in Vancouver....the water-bottle trick is still impressive....

[FatwNker]

He kind of looks like Dinah Shore.

[Zazquatch1]

The funny thing is that he is all through serious with this shit... I had an album with him when I was young and amazed about image and theatrics. But that was 25 years ago :P

[Repro]

Second greatest band, ever.

[NevertrustaMuslim]

What's the deal with the eye makeup, rouge and lipstick? Tranny Thor?

[farkoman]

My first exposure to Thor was thru the movie "Recruits" and I totally dug it! I was much happier before I saw his earlier works... yikes!

[lunichamp]

THOR is FANTASTIC!!!!!!

[pencon61]

Can't believe I used to listen to this Shiite

[bahoban]

this is from the "thor-o-logy" dvd??? i love it!!

[moonshake23]

First off, I can't believe I searched for this, but more importantly, I can't believe I actually found it. --- Anyone else remember those rumours back in the 90s that Thor had died onstage while doing his hot water bottle trick? A bunch of us believed it until we saw that he was still playing at some dive on the Danforth in Toronto.

[lunichamp]

From 1977 when this masterpiece was filmed to 2008 THOR Proves time and time again that he is the GREATEST PERFORMER in the WORLD!!!

HAIL HIS MIGHT!!!!!

HAIL THOR!!!! HAIL THOR!!!! HAIL THORRRR!!!!!!

[JDezi4]

was he kiddin me with that dance in the begining

[PinkWerewolf1]

He should do something with Avril,theyre Canadas scariest

[m999m999m]

Is this by chance part of a dvd or promo video? If so, what? At the end it looks like the drummer is about to break into another song.

[Foolkiller666]

Where the hell can I find this on cd?

[mightywibble]

i can send u this tune as mp3 if u like

[19andlife]

I'd appreciate this song as an mp3. ^.^

[mightywibble]

well send me email or msn addy and il send asap

[eviltwin47]

soon

[eviltwin47]

soon

[lunichamp]

You are right. Please add Lou Ferrigno Mr Universe aka "The Hulk" and Dave Draper Mr. Universe to very coveted list of great champions who had success in the evil entertainment industry.

[lunichamp]

THOR is now touring and starring in more upcoming movies as well as he is more powerful and muscular than ever.

Two outstanding albums are currently released. "Into The Noise" in North America and " Live In Detroit" in Europe. All are selling incredibly. Due to the demand, a new recording will be released shortly. Hail THOR and his greatness. There is no other band or performer that can surpass his greatness and MIGHT!!!!!!

[WinstonZedmore]

And now hes a fat washed-up hack

[lunichamp]

THOR is very tall and gigantic man. His arms measure over 20".

There were only 3 major bodybuilding champions in history that made it BIG in the entertainment world.

1. THOR-Mr. Universe, Mr. USA, Mr.Canada went on to become a ROCK STAR and MOVIE STAR

2. Arnold Schwarzenegger-Mr. Olympia a MOVIE STAR

3.Steeve Reeves-Mr.America,Mr.Universe a MOVIE STAR

[bobbychet]

What about Lou Ferrigno?

[eviltwin47]

yeah but he scaled down a little after winning mr USA and mr Canada were are your awards

[hectorrebecca]

pretty good physique but I've got bigger biceps then he has. shit tune but he is an hilarious character.

[eviltwin47]

yeah uh huh

[hectorrebecca]

it's true. He has good pecs and v-taper but his arms look under-developed while mine measure nearly 17 inches. his biceps might actually measure larger then mine but they are not big enough for his height or the rest of his physique. he has better preportions and arm development these days.

[ThunderMetalHead]

verey classic! and by the way thor is hot

[gr8pumpkin]

This was always my most favorite pure cheese vid from the old Pepsi Power Hour show on Much Music. I always wondered how firmly planted the tongues were in this band's cheeks. If they were serious with this routine it would actually be even funnier.  It's a new genre of metal - POWER CHEEZ!

[theblackpopefromhell]

i want sleepy giant back

[HieX0r]

Hey!, its He Man!

[cpirazzo]

Great Video!! HAIL THOR!!!!

[conanvette]

is that al borland on bass?

[devlinirons]

Great song, from a great singer!

THOR, THE HAMMER GOD!!!

HEAVY METAL FOREVER \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/