Matthew's Mailbox

[DBSstudios]

so........you're not SFDebris

[MrHicks091]

LOL. You're hilarious Matthew-& no I'm completely aware that you're *not* sfdebris (you're both awesome though) ;).

[SnarkLicker]

I feel for you. Chuck is the man with a capital em ay en. ;[)

[Mesina2]

X-D

[sneakybasturd]

ahahahha brilliant work mat sorry we made you cry lol

[KOTORTSLTheMovie]

I think he was laughing xD

[sneakybasturd]

@KOTORTSLTheMovie

no lol

[grandtheftauto5555]

dear mattew

what site would you use if youtube gets over blown with tv and garbage that no one wants

[FuzzyNecromancer]

Well, there goes my Confused Matthew x sfdebris slashfiction. =/

Darn.

[dthejc]

haha, I like it.

[CFCRyan1967]

1984 is a great book :)

matthew have you read animal farm ?

[pokki30]

How come you never respond to all the questions before? Have you seen the negative comments from people who have disproven your comments on Disney's Lion King? You are in more trouble than ex-President Bush, I must say.

[sneakybasturd]

hey Matthew do you and chuck, sometimes known as sfdebris.....

[emily41193]

um thats great!!!! its hilarious!!!!

[jfridy]

We need a Matthew is crying pic for the last few seconds of this.

[FuzzyNecromancer]

It would also come in handy for the Space Odyssey 2001 reviews. :P

[littl3x]

lmao, this is great.

[phlogios]

I love you Matthew!

[confusedmatthew]

Many thanks :)

[phlogios]

Are you atheist?

[reviewreviewer1]

@confusedmatthew I love you to and do you wan to marryme, slap myself, you love boobs dammit you love boobs, no I am not gay ah leave me alone!! wha wha wha ha, I wish I was a womennixer and I wish I was Chuck also known as SFDEBRY

[Earthboundmike]

I like reasonable discussions. Its so hard to get them.

[MattinNC74]

I enjoy both of your reviews for different reasons.

Chuck (also known as sfdebris) is great when you rip on Trip and Neelix.

Matthew, when you yell at the still picture of George Lucas it is always hilarious.

Keep the reviews coming, gentlemen. Each in your own unique, lovable ways.

[sfdebris]

Ha, what's funny is I was planning to say the most common question I get is: "I love all your videos, but why were you so hard on The Lion King?" Now I have to come up with a different bit.

I definitely would hang out with Matthew in real life, based on our conversations. From my past experiences, he's one of those people where, even if you don't agree with each other, you can still have an interesting and reasoned discussion rather than an argument. That's always enjoyable.

[confusedmatthew]

Likewise. It's always great to talk to someone who can discuss an issue via well thought out arguments, and leave the conversation feeling that it was worth it - regardless of whether or not an agreement has been reached. As opposed to the people who merely argue AT me (if you don't like it, don't watch it. etc), which I have come to see as an occupational hazard

Hanging out would be awesome - if only for the fact that the people around us could hear complaints about Voyager in stereo!

[sfdebris]

The unholy trinity:

"If you don't like it, don't watch it."

"You're just jealous."

"I'd like to see you do better."

The last resorts of people incapable of forming an intelligent thought.

[confusedmatthew]

Or my favorite, the 2 + 2 = 5 argument:

"You confused immaculate conception with the virgin birth, therefore everything else you have ever said in your reviews is wrong too".

As for "I'd like to see you do better", just imagine a chef saying that to you when you try to return an undercooked steak. It just doesn't work that way. And yet somehow we're suppose to gulp down whatever the entertainment industry throws at us because we "can't do better".

Drives me nuts.

[reviewreviewer1]

@confusedmatthew You are awome Matthew but take back what you saidabout theStar Wars prequwls, Spiderman 3 anf the Irate Gamer, PLEASE!!!!

[confusedmatthew]

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it" - Aristotle.

[sfdebris]

'Do you remember writing in your diary, "Freedom is the freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4"?'

'Yes,' said Winston.

O'Brien held up his left hand, its back towards Winston, with the thumb hidden and the 4 fingers extended.

'How many fingers am I holding up, Winston?'

'4.'

'And if the party says that it is not 4 but 5 -- then how many?'

'4.'

[massive torture]

'Sometimes they are 5. Sometimes they are 3. Sometimes they are all of them at once. You must try harder. It is not easy to become sane.'

[ColorfulAlibi]

Really? LOL.

[spacedragon99]

great!

[groupthinker1984]

I would think Chuck puts the entire Chuck in Chuck. That came off worse than intended.

[SnowLady4Ever]

LMAO XD

And I understand how you feel (on a way ._.)

[jhohcable]

I heard a reference to The Critic in this one. :3

[Anonymous2905]

This was awesome! xD

[starwarsdoctorwho]

WTF lol sorta

[RillyMonsterZero]

fuck REally!!!!?!?!?!

really!?!?!?!?

your hairs not blonde!

What are you honest about ! maybe u actually enjoy watching the gun fight in matrix 3

[grandtheftauto5555]

he mattew was that real comments or did you think that this would be funny and it was, if you made up all these comments

[lseths]

Ha, funny video.

[ginsengaddict]

i wonder if the almighty mister sonnenberg will actually see this..

[myusernamewastaken09]

lol you r awesome :D

[Starbat88]

Something tells me these questions were not picked at random...

[PotatoeMafia]

That was so funny! I started to laugh out loud in the middle of my ecology class; they think I'm insane! ;)

[dustinjr1993]

i bet u had so much fun making this

[midprod]

"I WISH I WAS WAHAHA" very funny, had me cracking up, Matt haha

[SRChameleon]

LMFAO! I can't stop laughing! This is great!

[1912jackdawson1912]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHahahaah.

that was so funny. :D

[vintagevideogamegeek]

lol

[KajiCarson]

What a weird video.

[MikeRyu]

Aww man I thought you were SFDebris all this time! I want my money back!!

[AcidHead27]

Hey Matt

Will you do an "amadeus" review? :D

[KnightoftheColossus]

Dear Matthew,

Are you against the practice of using typewriter monkeys? If so, will you lead a personal crusade against the writing staff of Michael Bay's movies?

[Shadowrider5000]

Dear Matthew,

What would you do for a klondike bar?

[17R3W]

@confusedmatthew

Your reviews are at least is good (if not better then) what I see on "at the movies".

Why hasn't someone given you a job at the Chicogo tribune or at least a local paper?

[BillyandBarry]

Dear Matthew,

if you were able to get money off of the reviews you do, but were forced to show your real face, would you do it?

[TatooineBoy]

Dear Matthew,

Are you and Stan identical twins?

[confusedmatthew]

Yup

[thewewguy8t88]

this was so funny.

[terranceshade]

I'm noticing a pattern with the questions

[eg0u5078]

Ah, mis clicked only 2 stars. Appologies.

[xxpiepiepiexx]

I loved this :D

[moeezS]

Dear Matthew,

Whatever happened to Matt?

- Moeez

[Bustersword910]

I think you should do a proper FAQ, Matthew, just to get some of these idiots off your back.

[zickzackduck]

Dear Matthew, I am a billionaire and I want to know what you look like in real life.

Name your price.

[confusedmatthew]

one-hundred-billion dollars

[HRVDNT]

This is funny.

[famguy72]

I WISH I WAS!!!

[NecronAbyss]

AHAHAHA!!!! COMEDY! 5 STARS!

[ncruhk]

ROFLMAO! That was awesome! :)

[micronoid]

I was hoping this was going to be like your Response to Comments 1 video from way back when Confussed Matthew had freckles and was more subdued. That video was pretty good, watching you deconstruct emails is just as fun as watching the reviews. You sould do another one, roll on Response to Comments 2.

[typeNtardis]

Absolutely hilarious. But hah! C'mon, so you both agree that Voyager and En... I mean, that other show... sucked. Big deal. These are not the most uncommon opinions out there.

I hope your tech difficulties are less-headachey than they sound.

[WeirdJamFace]

Dear Matthew,

Eat a live pigeon. It will amuse me.

-WeirdJamFace...

[Buttersbot2]

nice

so, what's the worst movie you've ever seen, or if you don't want to answer that, have you ever seen a movie you initially hated, but grew to love, or at least like, as time went on?

[xContaminatedx]

interesting video.

[addersdream]

Ruckus from south carolina

[IRONMANAustralia]

Hey Matthew, I suppose this would have been mentioned before somewhere, but as one of your new adoring doe-eyed fans, (that lost sleep catching up on your archives I might add), I just gotta say that I can't wait for a Harry Potter review.

"So how did Harry get the lightning scar on his forehead?

A wizard did it.

Who sent him the 'convenient' invisible cloak?

A wizard did it.

How did a big fucking snake get into the basement at Hogwarts?

A wizard did it ..."

[JVCFelix]

Hahaha

[HankAndrews]

Heres a legitimate question Matthew, how do you record the footage off the DVDs you use for your reviews

[DeoxyKnight]

Chuck: I feel like he's known by another name. What is it again?

[petrino]

you're always worth waiting for... tho to be honest i never wait. sure im glad to see a review trailer in my subs... and its always entertaining... who knew someone could make good entertainment out of bad movies? so yay for more reviews...

[TheMatrix4Ever]

This has got to be the worst video I have ever seen in my life and by worst I meant best and by best I mean worst. =P

[sirdidymus62]

I think you're both good reviewers, your styles of reviewing aren't even alike.

[SLagonia]

By the way, you mis-spelled blond.

[confusedmatthew]

If you think about that for a minute, it will make perfect sense.

[SLagonia]

Matthew, are you and Chuck - Also known as SFDebris - Going to be sharing a bunker during the coming zombie apocalypse?

[tribbleofdoom]

You. Are a champion.

[beardedvulcan]

My two favorite subscriptions. Keep it up, guys.

[SunnyC247]

Hilarious!!!!!!

LOL

[MrPackleader]

LOL that was great

[iwintheinternets]

Confused Matthew and sfdebris run the best channels on Youtube!

[kingbooforums]

matthew is a bit of a dick but he is a better reviewer than that faggot furyofthefilmfan

[Djsonofthedevil666]

Who the hell Is this chuck guy?

[RobLoach]

Stupid ass video made of awesome!

[aperson22222]

Now if you saw a movie that had promised to offer insight into something, and it just repeated the same gag, we all know where your words would take us on that one.

[bonecanoe86]

Haha, that was great! I love watching both SFDebris and you for similar--but not exactly the same--reasons. I guess the person who wondered if you hung out together knew that you live in California, and he lives in Wisconson!

[Theophilosxxv]

This was great! Had me laughing my ass off (also written lmao). :P

[TheFounders]

Dear Confused Matthew

Is there any movie that you feel the same way as you feel about Enterpri... I mean that "OTHER" Star Trek show? A movie that you hate so much that you will never dignify it by reviewing it or even mention its name in your videos?

[confusedmatthew]

The Batman one. ... You know the one I mean.

[daftrok]

The ended reminded of Beowulf: I am ripper, tearer, slasher, gouger. I am the teeth in the darkness, the talons of the night. I am the powerful waves of the ocean! The mighty wind in the air that brings the soft breeze in the morning! I am the dew upon the flowers that glisten in the sunlight! The scent of freshly cut grass! The giver of presents to small children! *sobs* I give hugs when no one asks to get hugs! I am kindness, and sweetness, and cheer! I'm Beowulf *sobs uncontrollably*

[legodarknight101]

are u actually going to do matthews mail box or was this a "dum ass video" ?

[confusedmatthew]

Just a dumb ass video

[legodarknight101]

ok just wanted to know. it was funny lol. by the way are you interessted in doing any voices in a lego movie?

just noticed i spely dumb wrong. oops. my bad.

[IRONMANAustralia]

Anything else on your films-that-shall-not-be-named shit-list we should know about?

I understand not wanting to give that *spit* Star Trek series the time of day, but I imagine your review would still be entertaining - and more importantly - informative.

As I'm now fond of saying: Your site should be required reading for writers, directors and any other Hollywood schmuck in a position to fuck up a movie - or as we have seen lately - a billion dollar franchise, (while making a few million).

[residentevil25]

that was actually pretty funny

[FITZY202]

wtf r u on about, thats a totally diff video

[simjim00]

CHUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shedininja001]

Man that Chuck is awesome.

Who the bleep is this confusedmathuew guy, I've never heard of him.

[Kachukeland]

lol he's pretty much awesome

[shedininja001]

yeah Chuck is pretty awesome.

Not sure who this dude is, some fan of Chuck I'd guess. Bow before Chuck.

[Kachukeland]

...um, I was talking about ConfusedMatthew... who's Chuck?

[kranktank]

Chuck is sfdebris who also does reviews on youtube. Mostly tv sci fi. Good stuff, but he doesn't cuss as much as Matthew.

[shedininja001]

whos this confusedmathew guy? clearly not as cool as chuck or shedininja

[kranktank]

lol i have no idea!

[shedininja001]

maybe he is a super fan of Chuck also known as SFdebrees.

[kranktank]

who is this sf_day_breeze?

[KBadtower]

I loved this. You are very funny. And I think that your pace in video uploads is just fine.

[QUANTUMJOKER]

I've been dying to ask you this question for many months now: what do you think of Stanley Kubrick's 'Doctor Strangelove'?

Personally, I am just as bewildered over its popularity as you are over 'The Clone Wars'.

[grandtheftauto5555]

dear mattew

if there were any other starwars prequeals would you bother going to see them or would you just say george lucas can never make a good flim for starwars prequeals

[chris7000xxx]

dear mattew

would you ever see a micheal bay movie after tranformers 2

[JackIronheart]

LOL CHUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[QUANTUMJOKER]

If your hair is actually a dark shade of brown, then does this mean that you and StandinStann have the same hair color?

[confusedmatthew]

yup

[QUANTUMJOKER]

@confusedmatthew

Given your scathing review of 'Transformers 2' with Stan (I agree with every point, mind you), you should perhaps look out for 'The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus' when it arrives in the US.

Seriously, Terry Gilliam's 'The Imaginarium' is just as incoherent and poorly-acted as 'Transformers 2', but with the added pretentiousness of trying to be an intelligent movie.

'The Imaginarium' features some of the worst scripting and characterization I have experienced in any movie.

[shedininja001]

innercircle

[highwind8124]

Five stars.  Lol.

[TheFandango19]

Nice reference to "The Critic".

[confusedmatthew]

You get ten Matthew points for recognizing the reference.

[TheFandango19]

YAY!

[grandangodang]

oldass show lol

[TomEP2]

Chuck?

"AH CHUCK AH NORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!­!!"

[Sk2k52]

SF Debris is made of epic and win.

[ThePissedOff]

Hahaha, very nice!

[abridgedfanboy]

Could be worse. They could confuse you with TheRealWeeklyNews or Irategamer. XD

[chris7000xxx]

hey mattew if your hair really isnt blond then why is the picture representing you blond?

[confusedmatthew]

udunno

[rcevey2]

How many of us actually look like our avatar?

[AcidHead27]

@rcevey2 mine is a Large Green Eyeball, otherwise known as a spathi. Of course we all look like our avatars

[bbqplatypus318]

This video is made of win.

[chris7000xxx]

chuck norris!