Scissors Stuck in Throat.

[MahChannel999]

Am I the only one who hates when the #1 rated comment is the exact same thing said in the video?

[LivinLife231]

video responses to a boy getting scissors stuck in his throat is "I GOT A BIG DICK"... that's a bit awkward to name a video in a response to this wouldn't you think?

[adamotero0]

i took your advice.. and while my friend was telling me a joke, i chocked on a toothpick. So thanks...

[TheNavygirl94]

276 people have gotten scissors stuck in their throat.

[Ciera929]

Dont worry i got a tack in my throat going down to my lungs :D spent 20 hours in the hospital (true story T_T)

[jbetenbender]

@Ciera929 lol I got a nail stuck in my throat; it was really scarey, mostly because my dumb ass brother was chasing me trying to perform the Heimlich maneuver on me (he doesn't even know how). I was yelling "get away from me you dumb ass" (though it was barely audible). I about passed out running from the dickface.

[jbetenbender]

@Ciera929 If someone can talk they don't need the Heimlich. If someone wants help they'll usually show you by pointing to their throat or mouth, show the chocking signal, or trying to perform the maneuver themselves out of desperation but never from fucking running away from you.

[PinkTopHat400]

Wow FLuffee you sing really good

[hogwartzgirl]

Damn I always hate when I get scissors stuck in my throat. :P

[skullcrusher942]

the last 20 sec. off this vid. was all "what she said".

[xTheEmoChickx3]

this reminds me, i start to choke if i inhale a crumb of food through my mouth

[TheSnowyice]

That's fucking retarded. XD

[jonnyandquinn]

you remind me of my friend

[insanedeathposse]

At the end...were you quoting dick?

[abcdefghijklmno27315]

holy shit

[geels2484]

dont you put it in your mouth. dont you put it in your mouth. dont you stuff it in your face. dont you stuff it in your face. though it might look good to eat. though it might look good to eat.and it might look good to taste, and it might look good to taste.YOU COULD GET SICK.,..ICK! REAL QUICK! ICK! REAL SICK...ICK!!!!! - Fluffee ;)

[EmptyLittleSecrets12]

i inhaled a lolipop on the bus... goddammit i was panicing well ... sticking my hand down my throat to un lodge it unfortunayly i had to take a breath and iended up swallowing it stick and all (tha did no sound right at all)..... yeaa good timez

[pikachu13421]

dont u put it in your mouth,dont u put it in your mouth,dont u stuff in your face,dont u stuff it in your face,though it mght look good to eat,though it might look good too eat,it might look good to taste,it might look good to taste,u could get sick,ICK!,reall quik,ICK,real sick,ICKreal quick,ICK

XXXDDDD WEIRD AND FUNNY SONG

[NimwenCharlsey]

i laughed so hard i couldnt move my hands right

[AimeeBlamey]

ohh dood, u are so gross

[BratzHighSchool123]

He coulda just borrowed some freaking floss!!

[35tSmall]

liked this one for the sickass song at the end!!!!!

[dasham678]

0:45 ive never laughed so hard in my life, i almost pissed myself



[dasham678]

i dont know what tacos taste like, the most painful shit of my life is when i eat too many potatoes.... :P

[tabbycatr6]

Friend: Hey man can I use those scissors I got some corn in my teeth.

Host: Sure thing buddy!

Friend: *picks corn

Host: Hey, don't choke on those scissors *slaps knee

Friend: HAHAHAHA *chokes

Host: .... Oh. Want a toothpick?

[shivanimajmudar]

275 people have had similar accidents

[EpiDemicx666]

lol i swallowed a 22. bullet 3 months ago scared the fuck out of me for weeks :(

nothing a non stop week of flufee couldn't fix xD

[SuperNeonCupcakes]

@EpiDemicx666 What? Did you shit it out from laughing too much? :D

[EpiDemicx666]

@SuperNeonCupcakes why yes yes i did

[SuperNeonCupcakes]

@EpiDemicx666 Lol hope you were ok :D

[taxsuin]

the whole time he was singing the song i was thinking "Thats what she said!!!!"

[MayaPacheco]

That sounds wrong

[maceyLoveszim]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[youantgotshit666]

Love the song.

[SickTwistedQueen]

Scissors: Not real food, do not eat.

[Silverknight492]

what do the words say on the back on your beanie

[XxDeathHoundxX]

Y is one of the tags "weed"?

[dandroid98]

tooth pick? what about your own finger nails?

[lilybillson]

Love the song at the end xD

[mizsunshine728]

haha.. yeah well i FREAK OUT when there is a chip in my thrat.. i cant even imagine a pair of fucking scissors. XD

[twstdp4]

lmmfao its so true i freak out from a piece of food gettin caught in my throat id fuckin flip shit if i ate scissors loll

[beccazoey]

is he singing about penis at the end?

[movielover6895]

I love you Fluffee

[XxsimpleXkarenxX]

this is amazing

[darkstarlara]

how the hell did he get them facing up was he using the handle

[rachelsixxwm3]

OMG LOL this shyt is FUNNYYY!!!

[bokko611]

1:50 - 2:01 LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[TheJuicysquid1]

thumbs up if yu think he sounds like mordecai from regular show

[thequickscopefail]

@TheJuicysquid1 haha ive been thinking that this whole time 2!!! lol!!!

[TheJuicysquid1]

@thequickscopefail lol



[crookedfire25]

@TheJuicysquid1 he probably is :3 im just guessin

[sammilove8820]

i dont blame you...thats why i dont eat chips.. :3

[The2crazypop]

Oh Fluffee XD I love the song at the end :P <3

[EminemLover4Evea]

reall ECKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[EminemLover4Evea]

a chip xDD

[stickmen1084]

thumbs for song at the end!

[LauraHellTM]

LMAO i love fluffy

[itzmemaddy03]

@LauraHellTM abviously u dont because u spelt it wrong!!!! >:I

[LauraHellTM]

ehhhhh goddd that would fuckin suck

[MsSitiva]

safty first then teamwork

[raintalonwindclan]

Oh god that sounds fucking painful.

[Alex13Kaplan]

I got scissors stuck in my throat a couple weeks ago. I got my little 7 year old cousin to reach down my throat at putt the scissors out. Fairly easy.

[Mrdahportugal]

Once my moms cousin told a story that when they were working a guy held a nail in his mouth and started talking and it slid down his throat and the doctors had 2 break up his shit 4 30 days 2 c if it came out!

[MyPoopyButt]

Um why not just use floss.. Works for me.

[LIthium105]

You look like a mexican on the thumbnail

[noirecerisefluer]

funnyness. hey is it normal if im thirteen and still dont know left from right? like when i was little i knew, but at some point i forgot...

[PirateDuckyy]

@noirecerisefluer same here... i started using the holding up a L with my fingers method again...

[BassCamSuperMusic]

@noirecerisefluer i hope its normal...

[SpiderCarnage911]

@noirecerisefluer Nah, It just means ... You're fucking retarded.

[TheBlackLionHeart]

@noirecerisefluer Same here ._.

[ImmaEvilMonkey]

@noirecerisefluer Same here, but I'm 12.

[739199]

@noirecerisefluer My friend's do not either and yet their 14.

[SuperNeonCupcakes]

@noirecerisefluer I dont know either... I always have to hold up my hands so tell left from right D: Im 12

[tabbycatr6]

@noirecerisefluer make two L's with your hands, now which is facing the right way? Thats your left. Lol that should help if your not dyslexic. XD

[BLDecepticon]

@noirecerisefluer No not really, usually once you learn that you think that you're pro at it (Everyone does) so you don't pay attention at it at all. Then years later you start to forget. So it's perfectly normal.

[86jaggieMCRluvr]

@noirecerisefluer Are you a stoner? Cause...that might explain why xD xD

[scoobyblue726]

@noirecerisefluer Im going to assume you're right handed like the majority of the population, the hand you write with, thats right, and the hand you masturbate with, thats wrong ;)

[Tigriis12]

@noirecerisefluer I have this same problem, same age too :I

All I do is lift my hand and make an "L" shape.

[DaJellyFish11]

hahaha i remember that song!!

[piedeffender09]

the song at the end was a comerial from wen i was a kid!!!

[cat1553]

notice how there is no 2:40

[moemoe51799]

that's what she said

lol

[CierraSage]

the joke was probably about if he were to swallow the scissors..lolz

[925shah]

DUDE UR FUCKIN FUNNY LOL

[legacygaming13]

275 peaple swallowed scissors watching this video... irony

[crazymickysup]

sure doc catch lol

[ToenailClipperz]

How does he keep a straight face on?

[AimeeBlamey]

LOLOL

[NonSane43]

You sang the don't put it in your mouth song!!

[exedra1013]

thumb this up if you recognized the song by the first line

[redrune1]

id get an ass sesection

[kaitebuglove196]

i like ur song *cof*not*cof* jk

[brwneydgirl70]

@kaitebuglove196 its not his song haha

[OddOn3Out]

fluffees a good singer lol

[ThySweetAffairs]

the song at the end of this is my cell's ringtone :D

[8heyheyhey]

how do you think the poerson that this happeen to feels about this video!!!

[MAV3RICK94]

@8heyheyhey idk, cuz he can't laugh cuz of the residual pain from that.

[darkprincess4267]

@8heyheyhey he probably laughing and lets hope he doesn't have a scissor near his mouth.

[bubblesthesweetheart]

I love your song FLuffee <3 Vary beautiful!

[kikreyo]

ive heard that beforeeeeeeee but whereeeeee

[metrogrl18]

DENTAL FLOSS WORKS TOO!!!!!!!!!!!

[rian5150]

Thumbs Up For Safety First!!

[syndey14]

..... js dont sing!! :D

[WFFLPWND]

when he said " getting scissors stuck in ur throat that pretty bad" i swear my stomach howled!

[Packs331]

i lose the ability to flex muscles after watching your videos =)

[JAKOBGADDISDARKDEVIL]

WTF HAD TO HURT

[CLB2X]

pillows have killed!!!

[TimmehsWorld]

The song at the end xD

[MrOnater]

273ppl dont have safety scissors

[luverpup13]

Comment on the little song he made at the end: Thats what she said!

[pulliplover123]

how would they get stuck in his throat upwards if he was using the tip



[CandyceBizarre]

someone put his song on itunes (:

[hottroddz10]

i use swords to pick my teeth

[XxPretttyGirlSwaqxX]

ick.!

[stickdude67]

i dont get how the back of the scissors would go first

[HeartBroken4Lyfe100]

damn! poor dude

[cowninja16]

there is no 2:40

[darkghostman3]

USE SAFETY SCISSORS SAFETY COMES FIRST!

[XxshadowWolf13xX]

this is kinda like what happened to my friend. she had finished frosting a cake and was liking the frosting off the knife when she started coughing and accidently swallowed the knife. it took her a few seconds, but she was able to pull it out and when she did it was all bloody and she was coughing up blood for a few minutes.

[HappinessChaos]

thats soooo gross if i had scissors in my throt i would like go crazy

[animerules4346]

omg! wtf?!?!?! the end is weird O.o

[spon80]

Related videos:

Don't Put It In Your Mouth (Full Version, 1993)

[xPetrifiedCries]

But what if you swallow the toothpick?

[SkullcandifiedDj]

How the FCK does that work? It must take skills to shove scissors down your throat...

[BennyT95]

Most bad-ass nurse ever!

[thesydneyshow12]

LMAO so funny

[PatienceKingsley]

I love your song at the end lmao.

[freaky4icp]

i so what that song as my ringback

[whitey129]

lol, I miss that comercial, that song is so nostalgic. <3

[ilovereptiles18]

Did you know our stomach acid can disovle razor blades? Its true!!!

[tellietubbie09]

this is soo horrible! But i can't stop laughing!

[juggaloshit12345]

safety first. lol



[cyclonerampage]

wouldn't he digest the scissors?? but seriously scissors as a toothpick??

awesome vid fluffee!!!!!

[juicycotureprincess]

ohh my godd pull em out pull em out!! awwhh.... ZZzzz

[blackbird1228]

use a damn toothpick!

[llXxXHalofreakXxXll]

This morning some jackass threw his adult scissors at me

[Jlynnjohn96]

Haha That Song Was So Awesome IT Was Acyually Pretty Wierd But Good Job><3

[PyrozPlayground]

Ok. HOW THA HELL? How! Did he get them shits stuck in his throat? Was he using the scissors as a toothpick because his teeth were surgically replaced from a lion!? WTF!? O_O

[musicspeaks808]

the most painful shit in the world is childbirth!!!!

[addictionboy]

Fun overpowers safety EVERY TIME

[joanvansyashi]

your anoying

[overcastcurve1]

@ObessedWithBieber My throat hurts all the time :P

[SpazEm26]

Accent= Sexyy. (:

[SibleyAndrew]

his name is gabe!

[tinjucutan24]

So the moral of this story is to use a big scissor when you use it as a toothpcik so you wont choke on it?

[jay1284ful]

this niqqa is stupid but funny lml thumbs up dude

[ltfig]

i like that song

[nrb24]

i was expecting him to say cut the shit when he talked about the scissors coming out in his poo

[TewSlayer]

Jokes can be dangerous lol. A guy where I work told a joke and I was laughing and busted my head off the side of a cubicle and now I have a scar across my eyebrow because of it lol.!!!!!USE COMEDY WITH CAUTION!!!!! lol

[THESMACKTALKER1]

2:19 too 2:41 thats what she said

[kplez504]

@THESMACKTALKER1 lmao!!! Never gets old..

[MrAhhh1000]

@THESMACKTALKER1 AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA



[TheOffice2212]

@THESMACKTALKER1

Who is she and why is she so perverted???

[SoCool1011]

@THESMACKTALKER1 Really stfu! ik sombody would pst a comment like this , thats discausting you asshole

[nickosouda]

@SoCool1011 thats what she said

[SoCool1011]

@nickosouda your a dorkkk..... A MALE PENISS AHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA !!! ohhh shiiitttttttttt. im cool.

[nickosouda]

@SoCool1011 that dsnt even make sense, and just cause u like male penis dosnt mean u have to tell evryone. its great u came out of the closet but keep it of youtube.

[SoCool1011]

@nickosouda im a girl . lmao andd a dork means a males penis .

[nickosouda]

@SoCool1011 ok u think that

[SoCool1011]

@nickosouda kkk.

[MrBrotherhood77]

Keep pressing 1:25.

[cjsworld9000]

i LOVE the end lmfao!!!

[eatought]

or a chain-saw stuck in your throat...

[mesmile55]

I used to get nightmares from that video :S Bad memories...

[redskins6339]

if he was white he was probilly like oo damn well lets go to the hospital ill drive ahahaha jk

not a racist joke just messed up

[RosiHernandez]

gahahaha!

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[catguy43]

FUCK the clip at the end caused me to spit water all over my computer.

[Shinda292]

keep pressing 6

[MarissaLynne97]

SO getting your jingle on my iPod. Js.

[Emodnet]

i think floss is better than a toothpick tbh >_>;

[MrsCuteGurl]

; )

[sarahmarie38]

the song at the end is veryy perverted.... then again, I hang around guys allllll the time. but still

[jevan113]

wait so what was the joke that made this guy laugh???

[sirdavallen3]

@jevan113 So, a guy walks into a bar and says "Look what I can do" and put 4 inch scissors in his throat then has to go to surgery.

[ilovehockeyS2]

OMG THAT SONG AT THE END IS FROM THAT CREEPY COMMERCIAL FROM A LONG TIME AGO! THUMBS UP IF YOU REMEMBER IT.