Acupuncture Treatment - Banned Commercials

[12TabulaRasa12]

i love this video! very funny!

[MegaRichCD]

Fail

[kaoko2000]

hahahahahha

[xXxXxXsilencioXxXxX]

its a wat would jesus do moment

[doggyboyboy]

He was speaking hokkien wei!

[richbuzz2000]

@doggyboyboy . that's teochew. totally agree w u that he speaks well :)

[adrielle088]

This was adapted to final destination 5. haha LOL

[friattmoooo]

If I were him, I'd throw the needles away from my stoumache, then buck into the air lol

[jacobxtothez]

lmao, final destination stole this idea

[BillieJolene1]

BILLIE JOLENE is a chain smoking, thunderbird wine drinking, hot mess diva on the look out for a man. Just type in billiejolene1

(it also features her pill popping friend Bobby Ray who's also on the lookout for a man as well).

[ilikefreewholeless]

this is like every nightmare i have..bad things happen i have to run but i cant run fast enough

[Mindroach]

banned for what reasons?

[Mavo1122]

omg LOL

[lawietluverxoxo]

stairs. ;DD

[0Valentym0]

ahahahah

[YaraLovesTheMusic]

im from holland and they showed it here 

[yeronimo7]

This commercial is not banned, it has been on Dutch television

[Jordon590]

I bet he's thinking "Well this isn't going to end good..."

[92Shinigami92]

By "banned" I believe they mean banned in America.

[jesus287048]

stop, drop, and roll

[rykoy]

Wait, what? Insurance? fuck this

[Bunny5O1]

why is it banned?

[MisterTimeWarper]

@Bunny5O1 It isn't, I have seen it on TV in Holland

[Bunny5O1]

@MisterTimeWarper why does the title says banned commercial O_o?

[MrToukko]

Well, at least it's a free treatment.

[ewilli99]

wow. hes screwed.

[3dgamerman]

cool, i totally understood what the asian guy first told him

"take off your pants"

[BloodySawBlade]

Yep. He's a gone goose unless he starts pulling those needles out faster than that fire can spread.

[wessel261]

not banned

was on tv in the netherlands

[BeakyRed]

@wessel261 well, maybe it was banned after. it gets banned when it gains negative criticism

[UniqueFusion]

@wessel261

Cause it is a dutch-commercial (even Appeldoorn bellen)

[devilpizza123]

um this wasnt banned at all?

[MahoRoulete]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA xD

[tjgodwin1]

I don't see why it was banned....It was funny to me!!!

[smig0497]

thos commercials are the best just search on: "even apeldoorn bellen"

[Arcana24]

qué feo comercial!!!! estúpido!!

[PaulVorobyev]

@Arcana24 How about learning Spanish first?

[Arcana24]

@PaulVorobyev mi español es mejor que el tuyo mexicano asqueroso

[Bane527]

Don't worry.... Obamacare will save ya!

[d4m4s74]

On youtube "banned commercial" means funny commercial which isn't on tv anymore, but isn't actually banned. Can anyone explain to me why?

[StaticJolts]

@d4m4s74 because by tagging a video with "banned" you are likely to increase the number of hits.

[PaulVorobyev]

@d4m4s74 Because there are 10 year olds on the internet :D

[candygirllllll]

damn imagin him jumpin and when he falls all needles go through his skin ... ouch!

[SyrisSaints]

@TheProject941 Some people can't swim, and the impact of that jump could hurt more. Just saying.

[glock11yule]

hours laughing with myself...

[MASEK360]

I don't think this was banned?

[sebes32]

This was not banned at all.. And why should it?

[SkullcandifiedDj]

Poor guy lol

[KayleeLoves]

This one isn't banned in the Netherlands.

[cklanck2]

LMAO! xD

[PHenriques68]

BEAUTIFULLLLL!!!!

[fananaw12]

LOL great example for irony :)

[fakeindianbbahu]

eeeee....what a state....

True,better do it in ground floor next time

[Hechum]

Well, next time do it on the ground floor!

[blackMark001]

lol

[Leon1700]

I can bet I would jump and pull all 300 needles between the fall

[woopa2121]

I can only think how painful it would be to jump. Ow....

[haty24]

dude this made me extremely depressed

[PuI2ePLaYaZ]

is that a foreign version of the song HOT, HOT, HOT featured in the movie The Mask ? lol

[kerlande04]

ROTF HAHAHA

[Trumpetsongz88]

Love how the whole time its like "lou genda hou. watalle hu ming ma say.gema honteona geko, humay" and then hes like"FIREE!!"perfect english. xD

[Thundertail98]

Why Bannd



[rrdpa]

this wasnt banned in the netherlands it was in here on the tv

[avzeolla]

VERY CLEVER

NOW I WOULD REMEMBER THAT COMMERCIAL

[uac09]

he is says to him self, this could not be true!

[Rockeymaru]

Wtf? ROFL

[hazard2000]

Lol id start ripping out needles from my ass like crazy and just jump :P

[SwiftCuber]

@hazard2000 You can't do that. In acupuncture, you must pull them in an accordingly sequence. If you pull it randomly, it could cause you your life haha. (True, acupuncturists can kill since they know the right nodes for killing).

[xZibeGx]

@SwiftCuber U cannot die if u pull them off.

[mexicandygurl321]

fuck man i dont even know what i would do if i wer in that situation either jump or get burned

[texasboy5680]

LMFAO............If that was me the minute i saw the trampoline the only thought in my head would be " ain't that a bitch!"

[nativeskuxx]

LOL!!!! THIS WAS AQWESOME!!!

[SociallyDistortedMe]

Dude, just yank 'em. It does hurt like hell to move with them in, though.

[NicholasKreuz]

LMAO!

[KneeGrowz10]

Haha Karma is a bitch

[musiclover3369]

this is not banned! i saw it on TV yesterday!

[MrNeosantana]

I Wouldn't Jump

[Deadcombat]

@MrNeosantana Imo I would pull out all the needles then jump, all the wise u die by fire

[kiwiodoom]

this is just one of those moments when you know that your fucked

[RumbulingHearts2008]

thats fucked up lol

[mrsberrycool]

if u were him, id be pulling those needles out like a ninja

[mrsberrycool]

if u were him, id be pullin those needles out like a ninja

[pornovlaxos]

JUMP

[trendk1d]

that`s sick =))

[TheModCircuit]

THAT WAS A WIN THERES TO MANY ASIANS 1 LESS MAKES NO DIFFRENCE

[liameras11]

dude this is not banned in holland XD

[lazerluke24]

ive seen this on tv before rofl

[lightbrightgirly]

OUCH!!!!!

[Rudolphius100]

its dutch and not banned! that company has loads of funny commercials!

just type in youtube: EVEN APELDOORN BELLEN

[kechleon]

And this is i don't have needles put into my skin smh [he looking like pin-head lol].

[jewelsftw]

I remember this commercial! It wasn't banned--at least not where I live (Canada).

[elebunny45]

...yays?

[chikirout08]

ouch!

[pagi00000]

that'l hurt

[moviefan12345678]

that would suck being stuck in a position like that

[XeresKyle]

WTF! What caused the fire? Why is that guy wanting his pants off? Why was there a Rat?Who was the Rats name? Why doesn't that guy have a boner? How did the firemen get there so quick? Why am I asking you all these questions? LOL

[bluepunk95]

@XeresKyle Wtf indeed. To answer your questions...

A spark.

To do acupuncture on his legs, too.

To add suspense?

John.

He did. It was covered by the thick padding of his underwear (he was small).

Magic Firemen.

You're high?

Yes. Lol.

[BLUESTUFF8]

i would take the needles out on my face,and then chest... im not trying to go blind while i fall lol

[EvilMonsterCookie]

Poor guy...

[BigHero101]

remove the got dang needles

[renzo102]

Lmfao this isnt banned...

[ninja0gaiden]

@renzo102 it may not be in some countries but it is surely banned in others

[TheSpiritedHorse]

Nah, he's like...fuck my life.

[sjoesjanna]

this commercial wasn't banned!

[sk8erFreakEd619]

@norriskoh yalah! But it will take time baa...

[MirageVelondor]

I just love these commercials! xD

[Zemonade]

wasn't banned, it was on dutch tv...

[SMARTICAL555]

Thats gotta hurt

[michaelino12345]

hahhahaha this is so good!!!!!!!

[daizetsuzen]

lawl.. so funny

[007rapz]

i choose the fire.

[TheOyabun]

AWW.. OMG.. sO F**king funny..!!

LMAO.. xD

[norriskoh]

apoo..... cabut the pin first...

[ma3rooof]

zomg

[wetterwille173]

It's not banned, its a dutch commercial.

[tapiafalken01]

jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaajajajaj!!! this is so cool!!!

[bluepunk95]

@tapiafalken01 Gahh. I hate when people put "jajaja." Nobody laughs like that T.T

[tapiafalken01]

@bluepunk95 ok hahaha??? Simplemente es un excelente comercial!!! a quien le importa como se ria uno... estas medio wey la neta

[pinkeatspeaches]

@bluepunk95 and no ones does faces like T.T

[slaktarmor]

hes a gonnah.

[nosetorius]

whahah losers this not banned its from my country and its chosen from best commercial 2009

[birdpoo01]

He's fucked!

[krishnapathak1]

oh god that's gotta hurt

[quosmo1]

@krishnapathak1 i think you meant goNNa hurt! :))

[Thedutchjelle]

I'm pretty sure this one wasn't banned, I've seen it on television a couple of times.

Well, in The Netherlands it wasn't banned.

[yosepmarius]

OUch!! THAT'S HURT!!!

[madzane94]

LoL pull out the needles! lol... ouch >_>

[Palamneus]

HA HA!

[netanel296]

Why was it banned?

[domidove]

this is a dutch commercial centraal beheer achmea

[hunterJonathan12]

That would have to hurt

[minhmeo1209]

i feel really sad for the guy in that situation

[janesmarie7]

Um a girl flipped off her bed with thous needles on her an one did hit her heart.. She was killed

[72985athea]

LOL

[22871987]

ahahahahahha lol funny commercial

[djPalikA]

mm, gottobe old, i havent seen this one..

genius though ( : !!!

[alch3mist785]

I'd be ripping em out haha

[genious36]

holy fuck being in that situation is just retarded

[shadysbaby97]

damn, poor guy

[MrArkuuna]

Translations if you want (Somewhat accurate)

-Take off your pants Take off your pants

-I see your face is old, wrinkles, *Putting the -needle in*does it hurt?

-No need to be afraid Blonde hair

-This is a good song

-I've done this for (not sure about the number)Years

-What is that smoke?

-I'm closing my house(before jumping out)

[95predator]

thanks :)

[zone197]

hahhahhahahahahahhaha this made me laugh after watching

[nimitzclass]

@MrArkuuna I think after putting in the needles, the acupuncturist said, this will make you look younger. And he said he has been been an acupuncture master for 35 years.

[MrArkuuna]

Its TeoChew

[xj91234]

i would have started ripping then jumped XD although im pretty sure id burn b4 jumping with those in me lol

[kuraisong]

@xj91234

Actually, death by the needles would come much, much faster than death would by burning.

[PyrotechnicAnarchy]

@kuraisong Nobody would die in this situation. The needles are flexible, and even inflexible needles wouldn't go through bone. At most he would lose an eye.

[kuraisong]

No, they are not flexible. All that needs to happen is for one of the needles to peirce the heart and its all over.

Your an idiot.

[PyrotechnicAnarchy]

Lol, I'm an idiot?! Have you ever heard of this little thing called ribs? Those needles would never get to the heart; even if they were inflexible; AND FURTHERMORE THEY ARE FUCKING FLEXIBLE NEEDLES AND YOU KNOW JACK SHIT ABOUT ACUPUNCTURE OBVIOUSLY!

[kuraisong]

Clearly you have never seen 1000 ways to die, as a dumb teen bitch got killed my an acupuncture needle to the heart.

now stfu

[PyrotechnicAnarchy]

That it happened once doesn't at all change the fact that acupuncture needles are flexible.

[dotdot5790]

@PyrotechnicAnarchy last time i checked there are little spaces inbetween rib bones. if you dont believe me just feel your own ribs..

[cool7654321]

And he can't stop drop and roll either.

[jimmyboo12]

He's like "You gotta be fuckin kidding me..."

[pleximold]

How would calling an insurance company make any difference?

[alixinthemiddle]

saaaaaaaaaaaad

[pikkparis]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHOUCHHHHH

[princessfala14]

thes ad's are stupid

[bestamerica]

hahaha funny,,,

why NO cool air conditioned in this clinic office

[Fredman5551]

OWNED!

[IronPalm]

LMAO - As an acupuncturist, this kills me! Not to worry - the needles are not hard to take out if there were some emergency! :-)

[nightengale379]

poor dude

[RegallyBlack]

another reason why im afraid of needles

=_=

[kissfool]

@RegallyBlack:  Acupuncture "needles" are thinner than a cat's whisker! They are pretty painless. Needles for moving fluids (blood, medicine, etc.) have to be HOLLOW, so they are much more painful!

[Djbartee]

Haha! xD But it isnt Banned.

[azaszemi2008]

am screaming like crazy seeing this add.

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[DBALUGA199]

damn fag its thai lol

[elizaabenoja]

haha still thinking if he's gonna jump or what? time is running out! hehe!

[yiinging]

i heard somehow is hokkian

[bitemebecausei]

what the hell is he saying? it's not kanto, madarin or taiwanese, or malaysian or viet or macao, ?!?!?

[crazyhellperson]

its teo chew

i speak it too so i understand xD

[bitemebecausei]

OOOOh, thank you! i'll look that language up.

[MingGuoLi]

I think he was speaking Hokkien(Min) Chinese.

no, i speak hokkien, it's not like that, it's more taiwanesey