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  • we love u kobe!

  • you're so full of shit you're, well, full of shit.

  • we h8 u cuz u forcably fucked a child...

  • @BAgunner300

    1.  acquitted

    2. 18 yrs/old is not a child

  • This commercial is kinda michael jordan commercial ''FAILURE''

  • so true smh!

  • im kobe hater but his work ethic is far from others period.

  • Love me 4 the exact same reason

  • no we hate you cuz u were accused of RAPE!!!

  • "I hate that I'm loved for the exact same reasons" damn Thats so true.

  • no we hate you because your a rapist :D

  • @magnifique66 i think he means jordan but with a k in front... Hes too fucked up to spell michael jordans last name even tho MJ was one of the biggest names in NBA history. Dont worry bout him bro.

  • @editguy1 fuck off u bitch, if u hate kobe y did u waste ur time posting that bullshit comment. People like u who have nothing better to do than watch one of the best and then dis him. Ur fucking retarded.

  • you can hate but you can love for the same reasons.... 100% true

  • damn the smoothest dude out dere!!!! best bball player on earth!!!!!

  • truth

  • IdoL

  • no we haate you because of the rape!!!!!!!!!!!! haha

  • @austeezy32 ya but you're fat so..

  • LeBron should make a commerical like this

    "Hate that I am coward"

    "Cant beat the best in the NBA so I have to join them"

    "Hate my 2 years of choking"

    "Hate that I am not a champion"

    "Hate that I dont have heart"

    "Hate me because I cry about injuries"

    "hate me because I am a primmadonna"

    "hate me for my 2 hour specials"

    lol

  • @TotalPackage8 You should make one too that could go like this

    "Hate that I'm a dickhead"

    "Hate that I dont understand why I dont want to stay in a city my whole life that can't produce titles"

    "Hate that I'm an asshole"

    lol lol lol, fk u clevelander.

  • @PanteraFudge

    OOH Clevelander. Nice one!

  • @TotalPackage8 you're probably the guy who burned his jersey on tv.

    Hey im going to go spend 80+ bucks on the jersey of a great basketball player and the set it on fire cause he left.

  • @PanteraFudge

    Actually im the one representing my Andrew Bynum jersey.

    I dont wear jerseys of cowards.

    He ran out of cleveland with his tails behind his legs

  • @TotalPackage8 coward? i could probably shut down every reason you have to say he is a coward.

  • @PanteraFudge

    Let me guess.

    Because Kobe would have done the same thing and joined TMac back in the early 2000s because TMac was 5 years younger than Shaq.

    Or is it because Jordan would have done the same thing with Magic Johnson?

    lol

    So I wonder on whos bandwagon you LeHype fans are going to jump on to when LeHypes stats go down 20pts per game.

  • we hate you cause you raped a girl. not because your good at basketball.

  • @itsstevetime Oh you were in the room? You were that girl, weren't you, you little slut you. You had it coming. T___T

  • @ImmortalDragon yea i cant deny it any longer. it was me. i am also the same one who got a golden shower from r. kelly. you are a clever bastard.

  • lol tosh.o ripped this so hard.

  • @trZack Ahhh yeah just saw that then I found this xD

  • I love Kobe's game and his swagger and confidence and all, but lately he seems to be copying and trying to be like MJ to damn much, be yourself Kobe and stop trying to be MJ, we all wanna be like Mike, but you have to quit with the MJ wannabe act, its very annoying, MJ's the GOAT and nothing will change that, be yourself Kobe.

  • @jriv27 you didn't just say lately did you? When is lately.. give me a time period.

    & whats wrong with copying Michael Jordan's game? In what world is copying the game of a legend of the same sport a bad thing?

    Hell, MJ himself copied other players before him.. here's his own quote:

    "I built my talents on the shoulders of someone else's talent. Without Julius Erving, David Thompson, Walter Davis and Elgin Baylor, there never would have been a Michael Jordan. I evolved from them." - MJ

  • Kobe ain't trying to be MJ. MJ is the best player the NBA has produced, but Kobe has more skills. Besides, if he was trying to copy Mike, he would have more endorsements, instruction videos and a lot more money. MJ was a not only a NBA player, but a business man and on the court, there games are simlar in dominance, but not skill. MJ is a better leader, stronger and defensive player. Kobe is a better shooter and ball hander and trusts his teammates less. Two different style. Watch the game plz!

  • @T82486 please go jerk off on an MJ video. thanks. this video says Kobe Bryant commercial...so fuck off.

  • If you could read you stupid fuck, you could see that I was defending him, not putting him down. I was saying that Kobe is a better player as far as skill goes. I love Kobe just as much even more than you, but I still don't think MJ is a better player. But I also don't think MJ is that much of a better player than Kobe. Learn to read first you dumb fuck before you comment and don't thank me, just get hooked on phonics.....

  • @Chenessee1 celtics fan?

  • love and respect.

    fuck the accusers

    fuck the haters.

  • we hate you because your accused of rape!

  • @Xazi2003 key word ACCUSED i take it you hate ben rothlisburger to huh or micheal jackson as well

  • this was his first one since is illegal action

  • 0:21 kobe looks like artest a lil

  • wow i was thinking the same thing!

  • BUT NOT THAT MUCH THO

  • hahaha ya i thought that too lol

  • ur not the only one that has told me that =)

  • even tho i've hated kobe for most of his career, this guy has great work ethic and the heart of a champion, in addition to great leadership abilities. he is truly the mirror image of jordan.

  • Thank you. I like the fact that even though you don't like him, you at least RESPECT him. You hate the player but not his GAME. And I respect people like you rather than those who just hate without even respecting his greatness

  • what a brilliant commerical...

  • kobe = best closer on earth

  • Kobe's AMAZING.

    Plain and simple.

    Gotta give credit where

    it's due.

    Lakers = DYNASTY ♥

  • YA BITCHES DONT HATE!!

    IM SAYING IT FROM NOW! LAKERS 08/09 CHAMPS!

    LAMOR ODOM THE 6TH MAN AWARD! AND KOBE aka BLACK MAMBA BACK 2 BACK MVP'ZZ

  • kobe ownz all of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I love the LakeShow like you homey, but you out on a lim with that LO 6th man of the year lol. On some real shit, if he had the consistancy, he'd win every year. I don't know what's wrong with that guy sometimes, but you did call that LakeShow championship, ready for 2010 now kid, arent you????

  • I love this commercial because every word he says is true!

  • Kobe hates that he made a deal with the devil for his rings ad that he is a cheater rapist punk. Also he hates that people know what he did and that he will never be Kordan. Simple as that.

    Kobe = Hate.

  • @editguy1

    who the fuck is Kordon u moron?

  • @editguy1 I get the rapist part, but how is he a cheater? And where are you getting this "made a deal with the devil" shit from?

  • this is like the best commercial i have ever seen. To all the Kobe/laker haters, thats right, hate us with all your heart.

  • dont hate on the best player in the nba...KB24 the best

  • DATS RIGHT

    DONT HATE

  • hate my work ethic? NO! we hate you because you raped a woman (i like kobe, but i saw a comedian talking about this commercial, and told that joke. btw, i think hes innocent)

  • the comedian was daniel tosh

  • i hate that he hates himself

  • damn it , kobe kick ass

  • KB24 2008 MVP!!!!!!!

  • all bout Kobe's workout:

    squidoo com/KobeBryantDunk

  • if the lakers keep rolling like they have been and get over 50+ wins then i think KB24 is the MVP this year

  • Does anyone remember the Kobe Bryant Commercial with the laker girls?

    All I remember from it was when some guy asks Kobe if he had any witnesses and he points and the camera pans to the Laker Girls...

    It might have been a local promo but I can't remember, anyone? help?

  • KOBE MVP 2008

  • that girl is an extortionist. the girl that accused him probably said suck my titty, and called the cops the next day.

  • and seriously people. if you guys are gonna steal a comedian's lines (daniel tosh). AT LEAST give him props with quotations and his name. be original.

    and the point of this video is for the kids that go around posting, "KOBE SUCKS. MJ IS SOO MUCH BETTER".

    Kobe's made history many times over. and in the end will go down as the best bball player to step foot in an NBA arena.

  • I don't know who Daniel Tosh is. And if you want me to quote him when I say that Kobe is a rapist, you're an idiot. He is, and he's worthless.

    Who cares if he's good? He's a horrible role model for anyone. He's a two year old who never grew up.

  • "you're an idiot. He is, and he's worthless."

    "He's a two year old who never grew up. "

    look at your own words for the two year old who never grew up. I can rightfully say that we have all made mistakes. and it has yet to be proven that it was rape. honestly, lose the proper punctuation, gather some wit, and improve on your own contradictions.

  • That doesn't make any sense. Am I supposed to be the two year old? And what is wrong with proper punctuation? Isn't that a demonstration of wit? I didn't contradict myself once. You know perfectly well that it makes sense, and you just don't want to admit that you're wrong.

    I'm an officer candidate in the Department of Defense which keeps you safe. I don't think they allow immature hopefuls to apply and become accepted, but nice try.

    You want your kids to be like him?

  • no, punctuation is the demonstration of english. congrats, you passed. also, dont hide behind your own quotations above. you cant emphasize "immaturity" then go off and use a childish insult "idiot" and him being worthless. thats just being arrogant. I dont aprove of him committing adultery. though, i still look up to him as a bball player. im a 19 yr old kid who attends college. glad this is so relevant. honestly, your "status" disappoints.

  • I'm amazed how easily you completely miss points. You could have just let it go and accepted the fact that he is a know-nothing imbecile. Is that a more mature word to use?

    Doesn't surprise me that you're disappointed. Most people think freedom comes free, and I guess you're just another one.

  • and, which point am i missing? i believe i hit em' all. role model. idiot, etc.

    you CONTINUE the elementary insults. why? announcers, reporters, and journalists have praised his intelligence when it comes to post-game interviews and 1on1 interviews. so, your evidence of his idiocy is where? honestly, i wouldnt expect an officer of anything to be searching "kobe bryant" on youtube to insult him then rave about your status as an official. does nothing for your argument.

  • It was sent to me, you idiot. And I'm using the elementary insults because then it's guaranteed that you'll understand them. Don't you have a bullshit liberal arts degree to waste your money and time on right now?

  • now im the idiot? now this is just sad... really. what kind of act of idolism are you portraying? your calling him and i an idiot. yet, im sure youre just as guilty for making mistakes as i am and he has. look beyond the politics. and as for my degree, i've realized soemthing. sir USAF, where do i apply?

  • Heh, good one. You don't know the first thing about it. You're one of those civilians looking for every opportunity to make judgments. Hope you finally found self-confidence. Must have been a long road for you.

  • huh?

    honestly, are you sitting there trying to muster up some witty comeback, regardless of its relevance to redeem yourself from a pit of arrogance to the height of an acutal "officer"? lol. the entertainment/challenge is lost. now youre at desperate ways to redeem your stump. this is my last post. so, get your last word in. make it... good this time?

  • Proven my point already. Just waiting for you to shut up. I'd say your first sentence illustrates what you've been trying to do. You're a sad human being, bud.

  • ur a poof =)

  • Kobe is looked up to as a ball player. He is the best player of our time (other than MJ), and he should be given respect for that. And since u claim to be an intelligent man, than u should know that the woman might have accussed Kobe of rape to gain money. SHe was probably hoping for a settlement, since Kobe can afford one. It is so easy to accuse a man of rape. He was never proven guilty. The same happened with the Duke Lacrosse players.

  • Well you are probably right about, if it was just another guy most people would assume he was guilty. That is the problem with our society these days. Our judicial system's main principle is supposed to be "innocent until proven guilty", but it seems that the opposite applies in cases of sexual harassment and sexual assault. It's complete hypocrisy. He was definitely wrong for cheating on his wife, but if you look up the trial scripts it is pretty obvious that Ms. K. fabricated the whole thing.

  • you must be a suns fan or a kobe hater

  • Mike Tyson - questionable but likely

    Michael Jackson - guilty (did it twice)

    O.J. Simpson - Guilty as could be

    Michael Vick - guilty and I hope he gets it "doggystyle" in jail

    Kobe Bryant - Innocent, 1)With the money Kobe has, why would he rape some slut from Colorado when he could get any girl he wants.

    2) The girl shows up with 5 different semen to the investigation.

    3) Its pretty obvious why somebody would want to make up such accusations, money.

    P.S. I also believe it was a setup.

  • For sure, glad to hear someone understands fully!

  • tha way its lookin u dont kno wut ur talkin about now do ya??

  • Yeah, nothing to do with the fact that he's a rapist. I'm sure that has NOTHING to do with it. This guy's an idiot. But, people base success on how much money you make rather than being a good person.

  • watch much daniel tosh, kiddo?

  • "KOBE SUCKS. MJ IS SOO MUCH BETTER"---You should seriously consider giving those specific people props for something like that. I'm offended. Be original.

  • KING KOBE!!

  • dude we h8 u because u were charged of rape what planet do u live on-daniel tosh

  • i spelled sport wrong

  • the greatest players in every sprot are always hated. a rod in baseball is the best hitter ever, yet everyone but yankee fans hate him. and now its kobe. Abyssofblood is just a fuckin hater like the rest of them.

  • That's a good arguement. But if that were true, Tiger Woods, Tom Brady and even MJ himself would've been hated also. But i agree. H8ers like Abyssofblood and Smallfry206 just try to judge people on personal opinions. We should all just learn to respect and appreciate a player's performance.

  • hate that u can't even get a number

  • wth

    i thought Kobe is wit Adidas?

    with Nike? ok i like Nike better

  • ur a fucking dick head, how could u say that bullshit about the best player in the nba

  • i dont think you guys understood what hes saying, he's saying kobe RAPES on the basketball court, meaning he's good.

  • wow u gay dude

    go fk urself

  • numlock just fuckin owned u Alphawolf hahaha.

    this commercial is priceless, this is for the haters like Alphawolf.

  • AlphaWolf5, you have no right to say Kobe broke up the 03-04 team. Payton was hesitant to conform to a limited role instead of being the leader he was in Seattle. Malone was plagued all year by injuries. The two All-Stars, although talented, were unfamiliar with the triangle offense and Lakers defensive strategy.

  • Kobe and Shaq were in their contract years, and I'm sure you know what bullshit happened to to Kobe. Shaq was aging, and management was prepared to trade him while he still had value regardless of Kobe's situation. The bench, had a few problems; Rick Fox was considering retirement, Grant Hill, who backed up Malone and Shaq was aging and was injured several times.

  • The rest of the guys including Walton and George were both young and inexperienced and did not know the offense either and were not prepared for the post-season. Already, many guys who can't run the triangle indicates a lack of on court chemistry; not because of Kobe, but because of inexperience and the injury plague.

  • Guys like Deaven George and Luke Walton were young and couldn't run the triangle either. With all the newcomers and inexperience, you would think it was difficult to develop on court chemistry? Kobe did not break up the team, management did away with Shaq in a one-way deal. Malone was going to retire regardless and Payton wasn't willing to stick around.

  • the girl addimited that she just said that so she could get money

  • hes amazing hes amazing hes amazing thats all i have to say

  • Hate my game,my swagger ,my hunger,my fade away,I am champ,and....what else?Could anyone tell me?

  • the only people that could ever hate michael are the people that had to cover him...lmao

  • Find me a commercial where MJ ever said anything about hating him.

  • omg this is like the jordan commercials. jordan kept saying to hate what he does best. im only saying this commercial is lame cause its not original.

  • Hate that he's a veteran? We hate him cuz he's accused of rape!

  • Accused but not convicted. Had he been an unknown would he still be hated? If you recall the accuser had a closet full of skeletons & dirty laundry or did u forget that part?

  • tha Gilbert Arenas ads are better

  • its sounds scripted and he talks lik

    "kalabonga dude" hes whack

  • this is a great commercial and kobe rocks!!! MVP!!!

  • the only reason hater watch it is because deep inside they are jealous of him.

  • i agree wit da guy below

    hate it then dont watch idiot

  • u foos are some haters if u hate him that much why u post shyt on here dont watch the videos u queers

  • kobe is best in the league but thats proof that the best player wont win the championship because the mavs or the suns r gonna win the championship

  • Kobe is 29, and turning 30 in august 2007, i dont know why people are saying he's only 27

  • actually kobe is 28 going in 29 in august

  • he's the best, yes. but only on offense. he hasnt got the full package, and thats a fact. thats why he aint G.O.A.T.

  • hasnt got the full package?? hes been on all-first defensive team 6 years in a row...

  • No he hasn't. Kobe has 5 first team all Defense selections.

  • 8 time all defense 1.50 steals for his career nuff said.

  • Kobe is the best in the ligue right now,by far,but he didnt prouved to evrybody that he is the best of all-time,but he is only 27 years old and 10 years veteran,i'tink in 1 or two years,evrybody will admit that he is the best of all-time...

  • my favorite player is lebron but i must admit that kobe is the best in the league right now no lie

  • finally some kobe fans... woo... kobe's great!! hehe.. even though i cant understand what he's saying??? lol

  • kobe still sucks!

  • THANK YOU!

  • Kobe Bryant is the best player in the NBA end of story... i dont wanna hear anybodys bullshit... nobody can do the things that he does... ALL NBA 1ST TEAM AND ALL NBA DEFENSICE 1ST TEAM! YEAH ENOUGH SAID! Kobe = the real MVP! WAIT TILL NEXT SEASON... AND ALL YOU HATERS NEED TO JUST STOP CAUSE YOUR MAKING DUMB ASSES OUT OF YOURSELVES! KOBE!!!... WILL GO DOWN AS THE GREATEST PLAYER THAT HAS EVER LIVED WHEN ITS ALL SAID AND DONE! PERIOD

  • No doubt!!!!!And I thought I was his #1 fan...

  • he always was dominant and he still is and he will be bacause he is just 27 and he is already a 10 year weteran so?

  • i can actually lift more weight than kobe,lol

  • dumbass u dont know if that was his first or fifth set

    and it was prob easy for him

  • Haha! kobes good!!!.. though he's buaya.. oh well! he's still a good player!

  • Kobe is the best, and u know why they are haters? because Kobe is better than there idols thats why they hate him! they hate him because they're not him!

  • this kinda makes me sad, i mean everyone used to love kobe back when he first played in the league, and now look what has happneed.

  • wtf are u talking about he's still the bomb!

  • of course, i live in nor cal and im the biggest laker fan up here. Kobe's still my fav player and he got robbed this year.....

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