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[lswiper]

Chop my f'in hands off

[supamario182006]

Where is the bud? Where is the bud?

[mrbobmanbob]

MY LITTLE WARRIOR

[GDemon]

Was that good weed at least?

[ArtemissimetrA]

PENTHOUSE

[xKiinZ]

where do you get these numbers



[WinAFreeAppleIPod]

the ending makes this whole awkward experience worth it

[indexppeuc]

mannnnnnnnn manny man man. THIS RIGHT HERE. THIS IS THAT REAL SHIT. FUCK ALL YOU OTHER CUNTS. THIS IS THE REAL SHIT.

[FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7]

1:12 didn't that guy invent facebook?

[alienmode]

@FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7 wow man you're fucking queer

[FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7]

@alienmode wtf, it was a joke, go suck your mom off.

[alienmode]

@FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7 yea it was a really bad joke. i don't want people like you watching my videos

[alienmode]

@FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7 little cunt

[FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7]

@alienmode no, her cunt is huge.

[Javon1983]

i love you guys

[alienmode]

@Javon1983 thank you my friend

[dotd53]

too bad there's no more hookers on Craigslist anymore. they got rid of the Adult Services section :(

[Secretservicedentist]

America's Funniest Hookers!

[SuperTongpo]

"My little warrior"

[dubbsBB1]

I fucking love this.

[caffeina]

Timeless comedy.

[aquapan]

ctrlaltdelete500 - show us your better videos or shut the f* up. People like you are good at mouthing rather than producing ANYTHING of value.

[rabblerouser]

yummy

[tenz77]

Only Asians and piece of shit white kids are my kind of thing.

[alienmode]

@tenz77 roll in a '99 blazer tinted lifted

[maniamme2]

Good Lord, I love these. It's never more entertaining to have a hooker caught off guard with statements that will even make them confused.

Ok, the music was awesome. What was it?

[HeresJamesPrice]

@maniamme2 The intro music is by Boys List.  The rest was made with presets on a Yamaha DJX.

[sjoseph17]

Alienmode, would you chop my fuckin' hands off?

[Flashmaster88]

this s funnist U-Tube's vjdeos i ever saww!!!!!!!

[nuketheunicorns]

I luff you MDE.

[alienmode]

@nuketheunicorns thank you for your patronage

[metafication]

craigslist hookers is the best thing you guys make, i don't care if it's fake, i bust my ass laughing at this shit

[metafication]

even though it's not fake. booyah

[alienmode]

@metafication ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­SNAP

[NaziFaggot2]

my little warrior

[alienmode]

needs moar viewz

[StarTrackTrooper]

@alienmode

needs less fat lil kids. HAHA

[alienmode]

@StarTrackTrooper sup faggot?

[StarTrackTrooper]

@alienmode lol wassup faggot bitch.. How you kids been?

[alienmode]

@StarTrackTrooper good watching lots of randy couture workout videos and downloading pics of naked sweaty guys wrestling... oh wait... thats YOU whos been doing that... were cool. when i get to LA im going to cave your fucking head in esse

[StarTrackTrooper]

@alienmode dude i will roof your shit apart and i dont even have couture videos. I got two fight vids. Why do you try to make everything gay? stop being a closet homo and continue with your life Hahaha

[alienmode]

@StarTrackTrooper kid you are an overweight cholo obsessed with tito ortiz... i will house you like the world trade center when we meet up. my only fear is during the beating you'd probably try to suck me off cos of how gay you are LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[StarTrackTrooper]

@alienmode lol wtf? I happen to be in the best shape in my life. Quit trolling dude foreal i stopped. I never seen tito fight in my life so idk.

[alienmode]

@StarTrackTrooper youre gay

[StarTrackTrooper]

@alienmode Im not your dad sorry ha

[alienmode]

@StarTrackTrooper yo son check it i know you never got to know your real father but quit lookin for a replacement, aite son?

[StarTrackTrooper]

@alienmode Son ya moms gargles my seamen NOW WHAT HOMIE

[alienmode]

@StarTrackTrooper dawgie id expect you to be able to spell semen properly seeing as it's your beverage of choice... get off my dick no homo

[StarTrackTrooper]

@alienmode I don't how she duz it but she swallows my seamen and then it comes out of her nose!! Crazyy shit homie i thank your pops for teaching her kinky shit like that naw mean ?

[ctrlaltdelete500]

I threatened to bootleg their DVD and they blocked me. LOLZ. This video isn't funny and the fancy editing is just distracting you from that fact. These guys are all roommates in Los Angeles trying to "make it". Just another unfunny comedy troupe trying to be The Lonely Island / Tim and Eric. This seems like an improv exercise, "Lets call some craigslist escorts and just riff." The "making of" video would be funnier. Two untalented guys planning out a youtube sketch thinking it'll be great.

[alienmode]

@ctrlaltdelete500 oh god

[MillionDollarExtreme]

@alienmode hey man dont worry about it is cool, kid dont want any problems

[godrodemyscooter]

@alienmode los angeles. really !?!

[alienmode]

@godrodemyscooter hey i was wondering if you could keep watching my videos

[godrodemyscooter]

@alienmode hold on gimme a sec

[alienmode]

@godrodemyscooter dude make up a new MEME

[godrodemyscooter]

@alienmode fuckthat. i feel dirty everytime i make another useless thought virus. all i do now is fuck and have no regrets. i work in the homedepot garden center.

[MillionDollarExtreme]

@ctrlaltdelete500 hey man... this is one of the other guys in the comedy troup son.. first of all, F U kid lol... but second. you should seriously back off son, sam is getting seriously pissed kid he is talking about logging your IP address and hacking you son or hiring a lawyer to make sure you don't steal our shit kid... for real son you should cut it out. prety sure what your doing is illegle in the US kid so unless your in australia or europe you might want to lawyer up son

[HeresJamesPrice]

@ctrlaltdelete500 Comedy connoisseur. That's your new name.

[maniamme2]

@ctrlaltdelete500 Ya know, I'm just listening to the video, and I think it is quite comically enlightening. You see, there are things called opinions, and everybody's different.

[Okimin21]

@ctrlaltdelete500 ctrlaltdelete500

[SALTEDHAMSUPERSHOW]

@ctrlaltdelete500 take the dicks outta ur mouth then talk

[Zoomj]

FAT

FAT

FAT

FAT

FAT

[deanpoopoo]

hahahaha getting the pinch ready i see. keep up the good videos!!

[gyroj3t]

who rated this down

you fucker

[tinkothekoala]

gr8 prank vid

i think tht dad was rapin his daghter LOL

[FlipJick]

It's weird how I learned about you and OrangishRed at the same time, but from different sources.

[Doom2Guy]

0:29 Doom door sound, yay.

[redroversk]

Orangyvision fartin' 'it up once more.

[HeresJamesPrice]

@SombreSeraph You're totally right. Good thing the hookers speak in the video.

[frighteningbolt]

Yeahh!!! WE LOVE ALIENMODE!!!- Im your fan Number 1# (in mexico). You guys are going to be Fucking BIG :D Yeahh!!!

[aJazzcat]

for great justice!

[mlkmanswfestits]

this vid shure is a bewt

[kolobus000]

welcome back to the a-game alienmode

[fredjhenzel]

not gay enough.

[producciones3333]

Yeahh!!! WE LOVE ALIENMODE!!!- Im your fan Number 1# (in mexico). You guys are going to be Fucking BIG :D Yeahh!!!

[Gollon666]

I would like to see Khrist Kev and Job try to bring Jesus to these sodomites

[blackvolgan]

HALO 3

[ROFLitsJobe]

AHH I LOVE IT.

[BlitzKrieg02000]

God Damnit, I love you guys. I'm just waiting for you guys to blow the fuck up in popularity.

[rabblerouser]

this is glorious

[BlackclawApoch]

what the fuck do you use to edit your vids jesus christ

[alienmode]

@BlackclawApoch windows movie maker... why?

[BlackclawApoch]

@alienmode that's some straight up black magic shit right there

[spekk]

@BlackclawApoch windows movie maker and drugs

[alienmode]

@spekk no drugs

[BlackclawApoch]

@alienmode get drug-free or get out of the f way!!!!!!

[HeresJamesPrice]

@spekk Sometimes I do drugs.

[safetykidvids]

hahaha this is so much better with the overediting and thought bubbles, its like watching a movie with behind the scenes director commentary except the commentary looks like an abstract painting of a serial killer's my little pony

[Pirateparty]

yess;

[TheHowlingMan]

lol

[unpuercofeo]

do you do finance

brilliant

[Hamhaxx]

foist

[ranma814]

@Hamhaxx IF YOU HAVE TIME TO BE FIRST YOU HAVE TIME TO MAKE WITH THE FUNNY, LAUGHMAN