Martin Jerome's in the House Part 1

[bkid0e]

Martin:Cole,Cole,Cole,Cole,did you get the number

Cole:..............

Audience:Awwwwwwwwwwww

(silence)

Martin:COCKADOODLEDOOOOOOO,LOL­.

[TooReal31]

THEY WERE LAUGHING AND SMILING... THEN THEY STARTING LOOKING STUPID OR DUMB

[NosebleedDaHitmaker]

ROTFLMFAO "Well...Oh bo bay ba ba, man fah seen, De bala don BALA-DON"

[TooReal31]

WHAT'S UP BOB MARLEY?... LOOK RIGHT HERE, MAN... I DO NOT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT... I DID NOT SHOOT THE SHERIFF... AIN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF A HOT COMB?... PRESS IT OUT... YOU GOT TO PRESS IT OUT LOL

[TooReal31]

DIDN'T KNOW I KNOW HOW TO SPEAK THAT STUFF... DIDN'T YOU, HUH?... JEROME GOT THEM... TOO FUNNY

[TooReal31]

THAT MAN AND WOMAN WAS SPEAKING THEIR NATIVE LANGUAGE AND SMILING AND LAUGHING AND STUFF BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT JEROME DID NOT KNOW WHAT THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT... THEN JEROME START SPEAKING THEIR LANGUAGE... HE TURN THEIR SMILES INTO A STUPID OR DUMB LOOK... TOO FUNNY LOL

[TooReal31]

BOX OF EXTRA LARGE CONDOMS... KIND YOU DREAM ABOUT LOL... JEROME IS A FOOL

[TooReal31]

DO ANYBODY NOTICE THAT HE GOT ONE SOCK UP AND ONE SOCK DOWN?

[TheTiff2010]

"Another SATisfied customer, without a violent exchange!" That Int'l player need to make a pit stop in Africa and get some shea butter for them ashy ass knees! lmao!

[TheTiff2010]

Cole coulda got it back then!! Seriously. L0l!

[robertschardaesha]

Anybody know the name of the last episode

[NAVYWIFEONE]

He was serious as hell about those bird calls too funny :)

[YoungStelly13]

"Cole.. Did you get the number??"

[thozama9able]

You aint got to giggle. hahahahahaha

[AroundTheWaymon]

Pam is a bitch cuz she dont like dick!

[drew23rachels]

@wardfolio you're right that black comedy is way better than white! And Martin is one of the best shows on TV! But man it's not about race, i'm white and I LOVE it!

[MultiFeezy]

How come Tommy laughs at Cole's suffering, but has sympathy for Pam?

[Caveman1006]

@MultiFeezy he was whipped by that pussy

[JAtothethirdEYERO]

@MultiFeezy see its a man thing, but u wouldnt know nothing bout that there boy

[ashley199550]

Pam u mad crazy I mean why in hell u went out with Jerome I mean have seen how he dresses. Last I checked it was in the 90's not no dang 70's mean with is broke ass self u be better of with Cole!!!! Lol this shit iz mad crazy

[keelenmarcus]

BALA - DAN BALA -DAN!!

[tiffanydorese]

Yo name must be bunny... cuz u look so flu-fffy..... lmbo

[RTiger18]

the 8 dislikes never heard of a hot comb

[LadyWhoLuxes]

Im a international player haha

[officialwaynejones]

sooooooooooooo funny

[Chayil31ten]

lmao..."that's a Columbian PeckerHead"....

[dukenthaylor]

Look at the BLACK shoes, look at the BLACK shoes! XD

[gutsgodo]

never saw a 2 dollar bill ... romey room's crazy lmao

[Datsizer]

peep coles laugh!!! lol

[SlinkyPie]

LMAO THE BIRD!! OMG IM CRYIN AND ITS NOT EVEN TO THAT PART YET! lmao. cockadoodle doo! lmfao. this fool said did you get the number! <3333

[ulallume]

International lover. Fly me... Jerome's a real player, he quotes Prince.

[dukenthaylor]

So...Pam can't trust her harmless, Pacer-driving, bird-calling FRIEND...but - in spite of the fire hazard from all that juice in his head, sparks from his shoes, and hot alcohol on his breath - she can trust a crunk-toothed Int'l Playa in black shorts and red socks, speaking Farsi and passing bad checks in a Muslim store?

.

So THAT'S why it's hard to find a good man!

[TheQuick58lost]

@dukenthaylor just remember he's a true playa from the himalayas

[soojb7799]

@dukenthaylor LOL, well said.

[dune310la]

Tisha is too scrumptious...still is,duane martin was smart by marrying her she's one of a kind...

[greenclover39]

Why were the weaves better back in the day than they are now-a-days....it's a wonder maaan!

[ValleyGyrlTV]

@greenclover39

I've noticed this as well. I'm a 43 year old woman and weaves and wigs were soooo much better back in the day and were installed better and more natural.

[Reapa123]

If I hadda bad attitude and a nasty mouth i would want someone to tell me...Martin your attitude needs alot...YOU CAN BE GONE!!! YOU CAN RAISE UP OUTTA HERE TAHAHAHAHA

[pineviewallstar1]

International player didn't know i knew how to speak that stough did you? and the look on their faces priceless

[doncarner]

LMFAO ... 17 DIFFRENT BIRDCALLS...IM DONE!!!!!

[YouBumAssNigga]

tommy is wearing a coogi sweater thats worth like $300 bucks. what does tommy do for a living?!

[mpmg67]

lol - tommy ain't go NO JOB!!!

[eLiTeGaMeRism]

in the house????

[cj8803]

"Why why why are we watching Keith Sweat?" Lol

[wonderman227]

I Love Martin!

[CQ1981331]

wonderman just sent me a private comment saying that he wants to blow me,watch out for him

[wonderman227]

im white and i admit that most white people are hypocrites nowadays. quick to yell racism , we teased the lions and became upset when they started to bite back, now we are trying to play the role of the peacemakers of the world, LMAO! but im reading wardfolio's comment and i see nothing racist about it. it's pretty much true, if youre upset you either cant read or you guys are just dumb ol' trolls. thumbs up wardfolio!

[SunshineVanickson]

Its real that Martin Laurence is doin so good not now since ever, a long time ego....

lets stop this bullshit about racism cause comedy is all about games or I mean to enjoy people......by V@nickson

[xman8207]

Junk in the trunk!!!

[JaySlay23]

Did you get the number?..... Cock-a-doodle-doo!!! Lmao

[82CARVER]

YOU'LL KEEP MENTIONING THE BROWNS AND HOUSE OF PAYNE...THESE SHOWS ARE NOT FUNNY THE COMEDY IS PHONEY THE ACTING IS TERRIBLE

EXCEPT FOR THE GUY WHO PLAYS CURTIS..... I DO LOVE TYLER PERRY; BUT

HIS TV SHOWS ARE NOT FUNNY.....HE NEEDS TO HIRE BLACK WRITERS...HEY TYLER TRY WRITING W THE FOLLOWING COMEDIANS;MARTIN; EARTHQUAKE; CHRIS TUCKER I'M SURE THEIR OTHER CURRENT COMEDIAN WRITERS OUT THEIR BUT WHERE

[alfergusson8390]

@82CARVER I THOUGHT IT WAS JST ME WHO DIDN'T THINK THOSE SHOWS WERE FUNNY. THE ACTING IS ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE!!! ITS LIKE THEY BE TRYIN 2 HARD

[Kmatthew08]

i'm white and this is prolly the funniest show ever. it don't matter if you're black/white/Mexican/Asian..thi­s is funny shit 

[CQ1981331]

@Kmatthew08 i agree and the person that said that whites wont agree is very ignorant and still wants to think that whites are all against the blacks which isnt true,white black whoever,a good comedian is a good comedian regardless

[IMME01234567]

omg the lady at 6:04 is Shohreh Aghdashloo from the stoning of sorayah m... lol weird to see her on this..

[Yhines7]

jerome reminds me of my cousin...lol

[00ghostcobra]

"That's a Colombian pecker head."

"That's good Cole...now can you do a pigeon so I can run you over with my car."

LOL!!!!!

[jay2luv]

martin was always funny way better than tyler perry shows they come off as corny and the sets look cheap but show like martin and living single are hella funny

[alfergusson8390]

@jay2luv I LIKE TYLER PERRYS MOVIES ND PLAYS. BUT HIS SHOWS 2ME ARE PURE CRAP

[jay2luv]

@alfergusson8390 you got that right

[missklassydiva24]

Cole is so cute!!!

[daisyladii]

@missklassydiva24 HE IS

[SWR1990]

6:45 to 6:51 LMAO

[SuperCapsize]

i know 17 different bird calls

[bowiehs]

this show is too funny lol

"That`s not true Gina he never ever stole from me"

"What is it Pam, the fifth person that has dogged you this year"

HAHHA

[SWR1990]

6:47 to 6:52 LMAO

[SeriuxFan]

I felt Cole deserved more play. He's not that a bad looking guy.

[Asperuaca]

@SeriuxFan I know. I always thought he was cute. I guess he didn't have enough game.

[proh8st]

2:06 gina spits back in the cup

[Redtady]

Hilarious-every BW has had to deal with a jerome at some point in her life.

[blueberries56]

LMAO @ the way pam's mouth opened when she said "car"

[FranchiseRockets]

what do jerome mean by "the kind you dream about?"

[KingOfDaSouth3000]

@FranchiseRockets Basically he was saying dude wish he could fit the XL condoms. So when he asked for them he said XL the kind you dream about wearing basically.

[tjtank20]

he sayng thats the store clurk wishes that his pene was as big as his..

[supaXxXfli]

he wishes to have a big penis!!

[nykol21]

From the Himalaya!

[JEHAB1]

THANKS 4 UPLOADING MARTIN.

[MegamanBlax]

@ FranchiseRocket- bob marley made a song called "i shot the sheriff" lmao

[DaCutieof2012]

martin act like he cares and then insults her

[1600ft]

LMAO @ 6:00

After Jerome says "ah, the kind you dream about" then he does this little leg move . . . L M A O ! Funniest shit ever

[FranchiseRockets]

what does jerome mean when he said "i didnt shoot the sherriff?" LMAO

[steelerman1974]

He's referring to Bob Marley's song I Shot the Sherrif. He called the guy in dreads Bob Marley and was referring to him.

[marcia607]

it was a song bob marley song.

[jscizzle22]

@FranchiseRockets Bob Marley song I shot the sheriff.

[modjuye]

because bob marley used to sing a song , saying i shot the sheriff but i didnt shot the deputy

[oceanuneedme]

lmao.poor cole. he was so sincere

[luxurious297]

"Could you do me a favor and do a pigeon so I could run you over with my car?" LOL

Pam is so cold

[KibaNaruto528]

*sings jeromes theme*

[nicolewins]

lol the sign says "no checks no exceptions", how did Jerome buy the liquor..... hahah

[SaintIzzle]

I mean 6:44...oops...but umm... Pam > Gina

[bennyJW3]

In my wife and kids "Gina" wins

[SaintIzzle]

Pam is rocking that skirt at 1:44

[BabyGurlz16S]

....Now could you do a pigeon so i can run you ova wit my car?....No really Cole do a pigeon!! LMAO Pam is hilarious:D

[mindset]

Jerome has on one short sock and one long one, LOLOLOL

[mrbankz]

The store owners crack me up when they think Jerome cant speak their language and he hits them with it......That reminds me of real life hood stores.....They think you dont pay attention but bitch Im smarter then you think!!!!

[encendio31]

u could be gone u could raise up out of here lmaoooo i ialmost died when he said omgg lol

[dretta29]

YO NAME MUST BE BUNNIEE....cuz u look so fuh-luffy!!!! LMFAO

[uLoveRaff]

Jerome got on a MCM short suit! hilarious

[reeferbeebee24]

umm ok... Im white and I LOVE this show, and all of his comedys

[Wardfolio]

I agree! Martin was the funniest show on Tv! But it depends on who you're asking. The majority of white people would probably disagree. The fact is a lot of whites didn't "get" black comedies back then. And most still don't. Lets face it, Blacks are ahead of their time in comedy. The Martin show is just Now getting the respect it deserves thanks to the internet..

[hookersandblow]

im white. i grew up on martin. martin and al bundy were killing it on fox growing up. martins characters can and never will be duplicated. it fucking brilliant. there are actually white people who arent zenophobic.

[Wardfolio]

@hookersandblow This is why people need to read and actually "think" before responding, instead of replying based off emotion. I said the "majority" of whites didn't get Black comedies back then, not "every" white. A couple white people is still NOT the "majority". So my statement still holds water. LOL

[hookersandblow]

@Wardfolio whatever dude. i dont give a shit. you just cant accept the fact that all white people arent zenophobic. and that holds like cement. water was weak the last time i tried to hold something with it. think about that, my brother.

[Wardfolio]

@hookersandblow LMAO! Ok, you ignored everything I said earlier and just got emotional LMFAO!!!!!. That means you're either young or stupid and a waste of my time.

[cKooLaiD311]

@Wardfolio correctomundo...and espesially in the 90s whites and i say in general because to me the 90s is when black comedys would throw little stuff out there that MOST dont eveen catch not even jus whites...like the white dude with the afro in this show...its a white guy tryna be black....hes in the episode wit biggie and he was like..."biggies in town lookin for a white rapper??....oh i gots to tell all my homies" its a gimmik making fun of white people who be on that...

[FREEDOM23100]

black comedy , richard prior stared it all , den eddie murphy built on it ,den came martin lawrence , den chris rock dave chapelle and the waynes brothers same structure u can c how people like waynes brothers used martin as a bluprint 2 theres

[CQ1981331]

@Wardfolio well i'm white and think this is the best show that was on tv,and i am so glad i found these episodes on you tube,so this white man loves martin and always will think this show is in the top 3 all time

[CQ1981331]

@Wardfolio plus ya sound pretty racist,but thats only my opinion.or ignorant,yeah thats it,you are very ignorant

[TheQuick58lost]

@Wardfolio "You're dang tootin!" , thats just something a white guy would say. I'm sorry i had to.

[JRMK969]

@Wardfolio im white and this is my favorite show. im also 23. and i get all the jokes. i grew up loveing this shit.

[killadocg23]

jerome in da houseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[DJNosebleedB2Hent]

COCKADOODLE DOOOOOOOO LOL

[Play5tation3]

LMAO @ 6:13 - 6:17

[dalonashley]

Cole said "That's a Colombian Peck-a-head". Lol

[appiizo]

omg 4:35 is funny

[4thletta]

1:13 Tommy got on that throwback coogi!

KILLIN EM!

[CheggyTehDemon]

Them dude's been fly as hell, especially Martin, he used to wear Air Jordan's often.

[kimcooks1]

this show is really funni

[cherryann85]

internationl player baby.

[TheMiddleVA]

Martin was the funniest damn show ever.

[randymossnumber1fan]

i like martin apartment nice little spot for him and gina...

[visualkei72]

i answer my phone Tommy style..

"waaaaaaddddaaaaap Daowgggggg!"

[cherry3hill2900]

lol u crazy....lol

[irresistiblelipZ]

6:44 look how skinny martins leg is, lol hes so adorable.

[lilcj222]

my name is jerome too!!

[nolungshoodlummir]

i wish martin would play roscoe more often

[Dotseoem]

6:48  LOL!

[X18R]

I remember those days lol it was a dime to use the pay phone lol now its like 75 cents LOL

[wikkedchik90]

sat-is-factioon guaran-teeed!

[britrob24]

cuz you look so FUH-LUFFY!

he had to enunciate on that one lol

[shaie74447]

who is Otis? the one with the big belly?

[Grits77]

Look how Jerome shake Rasheed hand at 5:42 lmao!!

[dawnrexgurl]

There are a lot of Jeromes here in NYC so damn funny lol

[aBLACKGIRL1986]

Martin:"what is it pam?the 5th brotha that done dogged ya this year?i would hate to think it was you."lol

[cgamble87]

i said jerome in the house o ah put in ya mouth without a doubt!

[keyaanisha]

'well ohba beh bah bah meh fah seh deh bahda dahm bahda dahm' man Martin is a genius! funniest shit ever.

[offcentre1]

Cole Kills me with his bird calls LMAO

[afrosoda]

"If i had a bad attitude and a nasty mouth, i'd want someone to tell me!"

"Martin, your attitude is-"

YOU CAN BE GONE!" LMAO Martin is a trip

[ejtimm]

Martin-Keith don't sing he begs,why,why,why we are we watching Keith Sweat LOL!

[ejtimm]

But at the same time Pam is such a bitch with Cole,that I also don't feel sorry,for Pam!

[ejtimm]

Gina is such a bitch always hitting my boy Martin,and judging Cole!

This is the first time I feel sorry,for Pam,I hate to see that happen to anyone!

[getlitemusik09]

yO martin is ah funny as guy Cock-a-doodle-dooo!!! lmaoo

[caneyeezy]

lol i think cole couldve got with pam if he wasnt so goofy with it...

[mass7777777]

1.dragonfly jones

1.sheneneh

1.roscoe

1.otis

1.mama payne....

this shit is hard cuz they all hilarious.. best show eva

[dragonchahklit]

EVA!

[doccandie]

DragonFly Jones

Jerome

Otis

Sheneneh

Mama Payne

Roscoe

[markee871]

1.SHENENEH..classic character

2.crazy officer otis

3.dragonfly

4.bruh man

5.hustle man

[CloverfieldGirl]

Cock-a-doodle-dooo!!!

lmao

[donnice05]

my list is

martin (duh)

bru man

hustle man

mama payne

sheneneh

[ChicagoGirl75]

Martin used to clown them fools left & right. Dats right, Martin -- get 'em told! lol!!!

[Mmoses34]

You REALLY oughta be mindin yo business

[TLJ01]

Cole Be Havin Some Fly Ass Gear

[TLJ01]

1.Martin Himself

2.Otis

3.Jerome

4.Sheneneh

5.Dragon Fly

[DaChemist13]

1. otis

2 jerome

3. dragonfly jones

4. sheneneh

5. momma payne or bob

[king0fkingz88]

sheneneh is definitely not in the top 3 characters

1.dragonfly

2.elroy(mechanic)

3.jerome

4.otis

5.martin(himself)

[90279619]

what about "bob from marketing" and "roscoe"? they are in my top 5

[DoLLaSignDiZZy]

lol good list but ur 4gettin 2 key characters, 2.bruh man and 3.hustle man

[walkerde82]

my order would be

1.drangon fly (SIIILEENCE) lol

2.old otis

3.jerome

4.Mama Payne

5. Sheneneh

[bigci15]

no

this iz da top 5

1.otis

2.jerome

3.martin

4.rosco

5.bob

[zenister80]

So what's your problem? You can't call nobody? You can't pick up the phone and find out when visiting hours are?

[brownsugarbabe0823]

didnt know i could speak that stuff did ya? Im an international playa!

[Misfit80sBaby]

1. DragonFly Jones

2. Jerome Rome

3. Uncle Otis

4. King Beef

5. Momma Payne

[EngleSackJus]

Im officially declaring Martin Lawrence Top 5 Funniest Man ON EARTH!!! =^) Ftw.

XD..

1st Place is King Beef

2nd Place is Sheneneh

3rd Place is Jerome

4th Place is Dragon Fly Jones

5th Place is That snotty kid Nose.

6th Place is Momma Payne

7th Place is Cop Uncle Lotus or somethin'

[Freejay666]

It's "Otis", not Lotus

[marcelprincess12]

pam is not all that to be treating people like crap

[nykol21]

Its just a show.

[caelym]

jerome socks lol...why?

[rpj1]

Here's the TRUTH...the funnies shit...the MCM outfit...i remember 1986 it was all the rage....i wish i had one

[caelym]

yes that with tha BENZ MEDALLLION was the "D BOY" look back then...with a 5.0 lol....def. 80's style

[JaySlay23]

Cock-a-Doodle-Dooooooooo!!!!!!­!

OMFG!!!!!!!

[ChicagoGirl75]

The translations are hilarious.

[SuperFlydell]

Girl I'm realer than a $2 Bill.

[QCstunna]

call me...satisfaction guaranteed HILARIOUS

[brownsugarbabe0823]

when he said that part you can tell the boys playin the video game was crackin up over there

[lilcoco77007]

In my opinion, if Cole wasn't such a stupid jerk with no common sense...he would have that chance at getting Pam. Also he needed to be more smooth and charming and Pam would be putty in his hands....OH WELL, DIDN'T HAPPEN WITH THE BIRD CALL!!!

Cole is the Finest brother on martin, but so DAMN STUPID!!!

Martin doesn't have a heart in this part...Poor Cole!