Me and My friend Stuck a Half eaten cookie (eaten by my friend) in an envelope and in some kids mailbox and he got it 3 day later and told my whole bus about how there was a big greasey cookie mark on the side of the (pink) envelope. There was a note that said we got hungry
we ding dong ditched the cute guy next door. then we went back an hour later and i brought my electric guitar. so i started playing random chords and i started singing "wait what the hell its halloween i thought this was kindergarten orientation" XD and he was like so confused
when me and my friend were playing in my house,I accidentally put a fake rat in the kitchen.me and the others were in the garage,I pretend to call my friends and was surprised when I saw the fake rat.i said".HEY!what this strange black object?"
one of my friends answers my question"what?let me touch it."and then when she touch it...she shouted very loudly and said"WHAT IS THAT!!!!DAMN!!!"and then i tell her the truth.it's really2 success...and i can't stop when i remember it
one day I was walking down the street. I met a guy made out of meat. He said Howdey Do! I'm going back home to my grill, I'm going back home to my grill.
me and my friends stayed at my holiday trailer and there was this guy next door and we were camping out so we stayed up untill 7 am and then my neighbor came over and told us to shut up, believe me it was alot better than this crappy poaragraph sounds
I went to be a camp counsellor for grade 4's and they had to go to the bath room like 5 times a night and i slept like 3 hours in two nights so at the campfire one night me and all the other counsellors were just belting all the songs and laughing and things that weren't even remotely funny and we could barley walk and all these kids were so not into it but we were just running on adrenaline it was ridiculous
me and my friend ray we out in my feild at like..2 in the morning and we were really tired and hyped up on soda so we ran around and threw tomantoes at pples windows, one persons window was open and it landed in there so ray climbed into the house (we knew who it was...kinda...not really) she ended up fallin on the tomatoe and we got called the cops on uss....
well it was like 2 birthdays ago and it was like 7:00 am and we were so bored my friends started to see how many cheese balls in my mouth lol idk why we did that and i think we got to like 7-10 lol :)
wellll me and my friends were at myhouse last night and we called soulja boy and he pickedup and we were freakingout so i hung up and we called evryone and told them
LOL roses are red violets are blue your shirt sucks susbricbe rofl. i remember me and my friends tried to pull a all nighter i woke up on the floor and my friend hanging on the side of my bed LOL
A few days ago, I had a sleep-over. We were prank-calling friends from my aunt's house, a number they didn't know. We were playing Andrew Bisante *trying* to do screamo, and told my friend to listen to our new "screamo line" She asked who it was, and we told her it didn't matter. She was getting really peed at us, and mind you, we were using weird voices. Then we went to our normal voices and told us we sounded like her cousin. This was done at 3:00 A.M.
the other night i had a sleep over with my friend brianna and we had to get up around 7 am but we went to slee around 4:30 so anyways we were really tired. but we decided to do some crank calling and we called this random number and it sounded like an old guy and i told him i was pulling out my camel toe. and me and brianna started cracking up and we laughed for like 20 minutes and he stayed on the phone and when we were finished(i didnt know he was still on the phone) he said quote"thats sexy"
I had a party and we were in a camper and there was candy flying throw the air for an hour stright we were eating the candy as we thou it so we had to stop cause we ran out of candy.
Long story short...drank way too much dark rum on halloween followed by tequila shots...friends made me act like animals...apparently I was very entertaining and they still talk about it whenever we are hanging out lol
i hadnt slept for about 3 days straight and my dad usually goes dirtbike riding around 5 so he came into my room and i was like slaphapppy so i couldnt talk i was laughing too hard and then i almost had to go to the hospital cause i couldnt breathe!
me and my friends were tired so we drank venom and my friends brother had his friend ovr namd tucke and hes like 3 years older then me and i ran and jumpd into his arms and startd makin out wit him and then wen i got done my friend slapd me and duct tapd me to a chair and then tucker came ovr and startd makin out wit me again and then my friends chasd them fo a couple miles but they left me duct tapd and i had to cut myself out but it took along time..then i wash alone till they all returnd
me and my friend were hungry late at night so we went into the kitchen and her brother was like "waht are u guys still doing up?" and we were like "we're hungry" and he gave us energy bars and they made us insane. we were drawing powerpuff girls on a white board with facial hair and all this other stuff! it was a blast!!!!
Me and my friend had alot of caffine ;D and we started running about the street dancing with ipod speakers and ppl gave us money D= and then we made free hug posters and shizz' =F and we came back to myn and i forgott what happend next but i got told i painted a rainbow on my walls and panted my eyebrows purple ... :L LOL
Me and my friend sarah stayed up for a couple days straight. We went to go get donuts, like...7am. Then suddenly...all these joggers where there. Coming from all directions. So I spazzed out and ran away. yes..xD "THEY ARE EVERYWHERE!"
Ahhhh, watching Ricky sing made me nostalgic to when i had my first beer. We didn't do funny stuff, we just did off the cuff stuff like drive 90 minutes to see Graceland in memphis in the middle of the night. We did talk to the guard at 3 in the morning, though.
a few years ago when i was sleeping over my best friend's house, we were both tired & half asleep, she was on her bed and i was sleeping on my floor bed & she rolled over to my direction..puts her hand to her head and says UNAGI
i coudnt stop laughing its still funny to me neither of us know what it means or why she said it but she did...and it was funny as hell
I remember one time i was in a mall and i decided to run up and fart on my friend, so i ran up and jumped into the air to try to fart in his face but i miscalculated and farted right in and old ladies face. all she did was yell something incomprehensible and i ran like shit.
i was wearing this shirt (the design looks like a large water colored flower on a white shirt) and i was like "og Sh** i just got a stain on it! and was like wiping at these two little srippy looking dots for like 3 mins b4 i figured out that it was PART of the DESIGN....
well, one time me and my friend snuck out at like, 3 in the morning and stole s bunch of garden gnomes, and then one time we snuck out at 2 in the morning and wen to the park to chill w/ some friends and we sat on the tennis court and fell asleep, and when we woke up about 30 min. later we started drawing random squiggles on her chalk board.
I was really tired and the sound on this video was kind of loud so I stopped it before I got to the end while continuing to read the comments. I thought .. why the fuck is everyone writing stupid stories... did i miss something?... then i went to bed.
Me and my friend were home alone at her house at a sleepover, her mum was out that night so her older brother (who was 18 at the time) was looking after us. He invited his mate over and they started drinking. They got so pissed that they went outside at 2:00 in the morning and started digging up the neighbours plants and bringing them into the house then leaving them in random places..
And they were both too tired to go to bed so they fell asleep on top of my friend's dad's van. Such a fun time
This doesn't involve me,but one night my friend stayed over and at like 3:30 in the morning he decided to sing the PIZZA PIZZA jingle at the top of his lungs.
My friend and I decided to go to the beach one day. We did sooo much walking there that we both became really tired. Her IPhone had the directions to get back home but I was so tired that I took the wrong exit off the freeway and we were lost in San Diego for 2 hours. We ran out of gas in Chula Vista which pretty much borders Mexico...
I've heard stories of my friend doing things in her sleep to people if your sleeping next to her. Apparently she's bit her sister's face. twice. one night we were having a sleep over. i was still awake as she was passed out. she kept rolling on top of me, and whenever i would push her off, she would punch/smack me. IN THE FACE. D': that was a painful night.
One time my friend and I went to go see iron man and he fell asleep. So I put some popcorn in his mouth and than he spat it out with a HERK all over the person in front of him and the guy didn't evan notice.
one time my friend lina and i were dropped off in a gazeebo in a park after a rave and she peed in there!! and i was like 'lina, you look like a doggg' and shes like 'be quiet melia' and then i called my friend patrick and was like 'lina just peed, she looks like a dog' and lina took the phone and told him where we were and he and his friends came and picked us up and took us to their hotel room. i said the funniest things! and stayed up all night haha (:
you guys are awesome. me and my friend, at midnight, laughed for hours at the word setup because we thought it sounded funny. then we fell asleep. and i'm tired.
lol my friends and i got high on twelve boxes of pot when we were three years old. then we went and jacked this tooth-brush from WALMART. we are so hardxcore.
He is drunk!
nellie2581 11 months ago
Me and My friend Stuck a Half eaten cookie (eaten by my friend) in an envelope and in some kids mailbox and he got it 3 day later and told my whole bus about how there was a big greasey cookie mark on the side of the (pink) envelope. There was a note that said we got hungry
GirlyGibson00 1 year ago
we ding dong ditched the cute guy next door. then we went back an hour later and i brought my electric guitar. so i started playing random chords and i started singing "wait what the hell its halloween i thought this was kindergarten orientation" XD and he was like so confused
chcharlie1 1 year ago
we put a guy in the 'box'. and he freaked out. He left, and when he came back to beg us to take him out of the box, his belt had teeth-marks in it..
meoru123wichisit 1 year ago
Still my favourite
TiphanieTetris 1 year ago
when me and my friend were playing in my house,I accidentally put a fake rat in the kitchen.me and the others were in the garage,I pretend to call my friends and was surprised when I saw the fake rat.i said".HEY!what this strange black object?"
one of my friends answers my question"what?let me touch it."and then when she touch it...she shouted very loudly and said"WHAT IS THAT!!!!DAMN!!!"and then i tell her the truth.it's really2 success...and i can't stop when i remember it
devieist 1 year ago
me and my friends were being stupid and trying to rap and it was right when the four celebrities died at the same time. and so i rapped this:
"karaoke machine is right over there
and i could sing, but i wouldn't wanna damage your ears because.
that would kill you, and i dont want you to die.
cause that would make... five."
and it was amazing and i couldnt stop laughing. :)
the end.
Edenxx2597 1 year ago
he sounds wasted kool
k326246 2 years ago
me and my friends song goes like this:
one day I was walking down the street. I met a guy made out of meat. He said Howdey Do! I'm going back home to my grill, I'm going back home to my grill.
THE END!
-avery
averymonica 2 years ago
me and my friends stayed at my holiday trailer and there was this guy next door and we were camping out so we stayed up untill 7 am and then my neighbor came over and told us to shut up, believe me it was alot better than this crappy poaragraph sounds
imonawhatinmypants 2 years ago
LMFAO,
That's not a shirt. Thats a...catastrophy...
gossipgirl141414 2 years ago
Haha nice tan line :P
cuteiheart 2 years ago
I went to be a camp counsellor for grade 4's and they had to go to the bath room like 5 times a night and i slept like 3 hours in two nights so at the campfire one night me and all the other counsellors were just belting all the songs and laughing and things that weren't even remotely funny and we could barley walk and all these kids were so not into it but we were just running on adrenaline it was ridiculous
irocthenation 2 years ago
this is the best one everrrrrrrr
meluvsyooh 2 years ago
LOL
That Was So Cool.
i accidentaly rated 4 stars ;[
IT WAS MENT TO BE 5 SORRY ;[ x
TaylaahThatsMe 2 years ago
<333333333333
I LOVE THIS VIDEO
SYDNEYxFERSURE 2 years ago
me and my friend ray we out in my feild at like..2 in the morning and we were really tired and hyped up on soda so we ran around and threw tomantoes at pples windows, one persons window was open and it landed in there so ray climbed into the house (we knew who it was...kinda...not really) she ended up fallin on the tomatoe and we got called the cops on uss....
pinkpup108 2 years ago
well it was like 2 birthdays ago and it was like 7:00 am and we were so bored my friends started to see how many cheese balls in my mouth lol idk why we did that and i think we got to like 7-10 lol :)
LuvvBuggy 2 years ago
wellll me and my friends were at myhouse last night and we called soulja boy and he pickedup and we were freakingout so i hung up and we called evryone and told them
JesusFreakAndLuvinIt 2 years ago
LOL roses are red violets are blue your shirt sucks susbricbe rofl. i remember me and my friends tried to pull a all nighter i woke up on the floor and my friend hanging on the side of my bed LOL
nippit4life123 2 years ago
A few days ago, I had a sleep-over. We were prank-calling friends from my aunt's house, a number they didn't know. We were playing Andrew Bisante *trying* to do screamo, and told my friend to listen to our new "screamo line" She asked who it was, and we told her it didn't matter. She was getting really peed at us, and mind you, we were using weird voices. Then we went to our normal voices and told us we sounded like her cousin. This was done at 3:00 A.M.
godessa101 2 years ago
I watch this video every day.
YeaaahLynaya 2 years ago
the other night i had a sleep over with my friend brianna and we had to get up around 7 am but we went to slee around 4:30 so anyways we were really tired. but we decided to do some crank calling and we called this random number and it sounded like an old guy and i told him i was pulling out my camel toe. and me and brianna started cracking up and we laughed for like 20 minutes and he stayed on the phone and when we were finished(i didnt know he was still on the phone) he said quote"thats sexy"
punkerjoe 2 years ago
and me and brianna were so grossed out!
the end. ahaha
its true...
punkerjoe 2 years ago
hwy would you say something like that? P_P
emilyyloveeyouu 2 years ago
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RCMSgrl124 2 years ago
i mean the man on the other line lol
emilyyloveeyouu 2 years ago
I had a party and we were in a camper and there was candy flying throw the air for an hour stright we were eating the candy as we thou it so we had to stop cause we ran out of candy.
diva245153 2 years ago
LMAO
"roses are red, Ur shirt sucks"
hahahah :P
purplebeauty16 2 years ago
Dingbingding to you tooo :]
Amazing singing btw ;]
We just sat there and burst out laughing, then we would stop at the same time start yeah was weirdly funny :D
Then we sat there yeahh...
TheLEMOOON 2 years ago
me n my friends went to the mall n bought soup n poured it in the ailes n then we slid all over the store till we got kicked out lol
happybunny0991 2 years ago
Long story short...drank way too much dark rum on halloween followed by tequila shots...friends made me act like animals...apparently I was very entertaining and they still talk about it whenever we are hanging out lol
epicisawesome 2 years ago
i hadnt slept for about 3 days straight and my dad usually goes dirtbike riding around 5 so he came into my room and i was like slaphapppy so i couldnt talk i was laughing too hard and then i almost had to go to the hospital cause i couldnt breathe!
10Starstrukk01 2 years ago
me and my friends were tired so we drank venom and my friends brother had his friend ovr namd tucke and hes like 3 years older then me and i ran and jumpd into his arms and startd makin out wit him and then wen i got done my friend slapd me and duct tapd me to a chair and then tucker came ovr and startd makin out wit me again and then my friends chasd them fo a couple miles but they left me duct tapd and i had to cut myself out but it took along time..then i wash alone till they all returnd
xmorbidxpopsiclex 2 years ago
me and my friend were hungry late at night so we went into the kitchen and her brother was like "waht are u guys still doing up?" and we were like "we're hungry" and he gave us energy bars and they made us insane. we were drawing powerpuff girls on a white board with facial hair and all this other stuff! it was a blast!!!!
puppyluv221 2 years ago
Me and my friend had alot of caffine ;D and we started running about the street dancing with ipod speakers and ppl gave us money D= and then we made free hug posters and shizz' =F and we came back to myn and i forgott what happend next but i got told i painted a rainbow on my walls and panted my eyebrows purple ... :L LOL
heva66 2 years ago
Me and my friend sarah stayed up for a couple days straight. We went to go get donuts, like...7am. Then suddenly...all these joggers where there. Coming from all directions. So I spazzed out and ran away. yes..xD "THEY ARE EVERYWHERE!"
tehpunkgirl 2 years ago
Ahhhh, watching Ricky sing made me nostalgic to when i had my first beer. We didn't do funny stuff, we just did off the cuff stuff like drive 90 minutes to see Graceland in memphis in the middle of the night. We did talk to the guard at 3 in the morning, though.
Robinfan82 2 years ago
a few years ago when i was sleeping over my best friend's house, we were both tired & half asleep, she was on her bed and i was sleeping on my floor bed & she rolled over to my direction..puts her hand to her head and says UNAGI
i coudnt stop laughing its still funny to me neither of us know what it means or why she said it but she did...and it was funny as hell
alyssax3kiss 2 years ago 2
I remember one time i was in a mall and i decided to run up and fart on my friend, so i ran up and jumped into the air to try to fart in his face but i miscalculated and farted right in and old ladies face. all she did was yell something incomprehensible and i ran like shit.
Doomtastic 2 years ago
RICK HAS A FARMERS TAN >:D
carleeXbetch 2 years ago
i was wearing this shirt (the design looks like a large water colored flower on a white shirt) and i was like "og Sh** i just got a stain on it! and was like wiping at these two little srippy looking dots for like 3 mins b4 i figured out that it was PART of the DESIGN....
ffaf295 2 years ago 2
well, one time me and my friend snuck out at like, 3 in the morning and stole s bunch of garden gnomes, and then one time we snuck out at 2 in the morning and wen to the park to chill w/ some friends and we sat on the tennis court and fell asleep, and when we woke up about 30 min. later we started drawing random squiggles on her chalk board.
MetroStation90210 2 years ago
i love matt's shirt!
i remember when i was 13 i had a shirt just like it and i used to wear it to camp EVERY single day. o.o
Shabobala 2 years ago
I was really tired and the sound on this video was kind of loud so I stopped it before I got to the end while continuing to read the comments. I thought .. why the fuck is everyone writing stupid stories... did i miss something?... then i went to bed.
marykatebanana 2 years ago
thats my name!!!
perfectsunnyday 2 years ago
Me and my friend were home alone at her house at a sleepover, her mum was out that night so her older brother (who was 18 at the time) was looking after us. He invited his mate over and they started drinking. They got so pissed that they went outside at 2:00 in the morning and started digging up the neighbours plants and bringing them into the house then leaving them in random places..
And they were both too tired to go to bed so they fell asleep on top of my friend's dad's van. Such a fun time
LittleEmoKiddXBiteMe 2 years ago
LMFAOOOO this just made my day
allykrissy 2 years ago
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punkerjoe 2 years ago
This doesn't involve me,but one night my friend stayed over and at like 3:30 in the morning he decided to sing the PIZZA PIZZA jingle at the top of his lungs.
yaoilittleprincess 2 years ago
10 stars for Matt's shirt!
yaoilittleprincess 2 years ago 2
My friend and I decided to go to the beach one day. We did sooo much walking there that we both became really tired. Her IPhone had the directions to get back home but I was so tired that I took the wrong exit off the freeway and we were lost in San Diego for 2 hours. We ran out of gas in Chula Vista which pretty much borders Mexico...
spemberton16 2 years ago
I came up with a rap
"Im white and im bright, the guys love how I recite, like a G to the beat. I sound high but I dont smoke weed"
X]
Saraffesaur 2 years ago
rofl mfao
charliekid5 2 years ago
I've heard stories of my friend doing things in her sleep to people if your sleeping next to her. Apparently she's bit her sister's face. twice. one night we were having a sleep over. i was still awake as she was passed out. she kept rolling on top of me, and whenever i would push her off, she would punch/smack me. IN THE FACE. D': that was a painful night.
catiex0x 2 years ago
We ran around Halloween night screaming "HOLY CRAP IT'S DARK OUT!"
.....LOL
DolphinMime12 2 years ago 6
me and my friend were both half asleep so we decided to diss eachother and he ended up saying
youre so fat when you rode a horse it was smarter than you.......
crococrunch 2 years ago
LMFAO
allykrissy 2 years ago
Hahahahha wow
janellemeghanx 2 years ago
One time my friend and I went to go see iron man and he fell asleep. So I put some popcorn in his mouth and than he spat it out with a HERK all over the person in front of him and the guy didn't evan notice.
CATSTHERE 2 years ago
LOL
ilovehelium 2 years ago
what the f*ck happened!
Lmao :]
ChaosKatelyn 2 years ago
one time my friend lina and i were dropped off in a gazeebo in a park after a rave and she peed in there!! and i was like 'lina, you look like a doggg' and shes like 'be quiet melia' and then i called my friend patrick and was like 'lina just peed, she looks like a dog' and lina took the phone and told him where we were and he and his friends came and picked us up and took us to their hotel room. i said the funniest things! and stayed up all night haha (:
amelialovesyooh 2 years ago
Me and my friend were on a cruise and we stayed out till like 7 each day with a bunch of guys and had to wake up at like 8. We did crazy shit.
Bayleasaur 2 years ago
ive always noticed you have so many stickies on your macbook haha and your dashboard is always up :)
adigitalb 2 years ago
-> LOL! You guys ROCK! :D
caughtmewing 2 years ago
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d00dlefreak 2 years ago
LOL
you guys are awesome. me and my friend, at midnight, laughed for hours at the word setup because we thought it sounded funny. then we fell asleep. and i'm tired.
morpher910 2 years ago
ROSES ARE RED; YOUR SHIRT SUCKS.
lol my friends and i got high on twelve boxes of pot when we were three years old. then we went and jacked this tooth-brush from WALMART. we are so hardxcore.
XsoftvoicesX 2 years ago
Nice mustache Matt :)
beatriz0607 2 years ago
my friend snores weird haha awesome vid haha
manderz168 2 years ago
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good2bnessa 2 years ago
oh how hilarious Ricks song is
good2bnessa 2 years ago
lols probly when i was 7 and me n my friend went mooning ppl XD stupid kids o_o;
6MarilyN66 2 years ago
Hahah wait did he say "paperback novel"?
YAAYitsmariee 2 years ago 5
Haha i love rick . LOL
oh and nice tan . = P
CaarlyRae 2 years ago 3
roses are red your shirt sucks lol!! awsome
pennstate332002 2 years ago 3
haha!
you quys are ahmazinqq!
bribabiix3 2 years ago 3
I approve of the shirt.
And once again, this is great, guys!
xKellyn 2 years ago 2
Hahahaha. The table had four legs she had three. he didn't know what to do. hahahhahahhaa. I laughed so hard.
therocketemily 2 years ago 3
lmfao.
this is perfect.
puddingiscool90 2 years ago 3
hahahaha Love the rose shirt
dindini101 2 years ago 2
Nice Shirt Matt and Nice Tan Rick :D
jenniferzam123 2 years ago 3
Oh, this is great! xD
JennaRae24 2 years ago