Let's Play Final Fantasy VII #012 - Alone, At Last

[farkword96]

Don is a title.

[TheMischievousbull]

I love how cloud just dosent look at the don when hes picking one of them.

[Johnj6224]

Still, it is fun to watch Tifa shove a guy down the stairs. If Cloud doesn't win you can see it.

[Kyle11493]

The symbol 凶 translates as misfortune, which is practically bad-luck. 

[mypartyillpullagun]

I'm assuming most of the viewers are fucking geeks - but seriously, not all guys are into large breasts. Big ass and small tits are where it's at. You may as well be fucking dudes if you're into the whole "top-heavy" thing. Pardon the sexism is this game is bringing out of me.

[Crystal56287]

Thanks, dude!^^

[OxfordGamelanSociety]

His name is Ganon.

"Oh, there's a big surprise."

[MayaCrystalwing430]

the guy on the left has huge feet! u ladies no what that means? lol

[pellaken]

05:27 HCBailly is a lefto XD

[BALITON666]

Kurt



[TheMarauder51]

You think Don would have had them...checked... He probably wanted a virgin....This game is so damn weird!

[TheAirHideous]

Sahagin used Water Gun!!

[PKDraven2]

Oh my gosh. Out of all the women, Don Corneo picks Cloud?! SERIOUSLY?! What is that guy into? I mean... uhh... I'm just gonna stop right there.

[GodzillaETR0393]

to point out something disturbing: the japanese symbol on the Don's bed means Heaven. (the only reason i know that is because i have wached an Okami lets play). uhh.

[227ujo]

also i got Ice 1-3 and Bolt 1-3 at the beginning of the game without cheats 

[227ujo]

i think that Don could've picked Tifa. I mean... she REALLY hot

[ChromeMaquilover22]

that boss looks like ganon from zelda...

[MsLabansen]

i forgot to go to the honey bee inn, but he still picked cloud. got the best of the rest though. i was so relieved when he still picked cloud, cuz the scene in the dungeon is not fun..

[yamibalus]

LOL at Captain Planet reference

[AquaRainStorm14]

hey! at 00:20! if you look at Aerith's bow, you can see a little green ball! White Materia! (even though it's green...)

[beforeTHEmomentGIRL]

The character for 'bad luck' in Japanese is '厄' (Pronouce as: Wazawai) i dont know what the character he makes means.

[MrShogo666]

"Don" is a title for a big boss in a crime syndicate. i think there's a specific example, but i can't think of it for the moment...but yeah.

and as vernil511 pointed out, his name's "don corneo" because it means "mister horny", which is an added bonus. X3

[duongngocvuminh]

LoL those Don's bastards looks like Al Bheds =))))))

[waxford13]

the ironic part is that Corneo chose a guy over two other real GIRLS. i mean, how did he not notice SOMETHING was going with Cloud. even so, i guess Cloud could pass for a girl even without the wig. so, uh, what's this date thing he's talking about? i didn't get chosen when i played through and i don't remember any date. is he talking about the Yuffie sidequest?

[NefariousDreary]

"You don't like me?"

"Um...not really. The mohawks kinda freakin' me out" lol

[eat80babies]

@hoho12789

Troll likes to troll?

[mrbigstick]

Sahigans are classic final fantasy enemies. even going as far back as the first final fantasy, one of the first enemies you fight when you get the BOAT are either SHARKs with 66 HP or a group of up to 9 SAHAG, which also come in palate swap flavor.

[YoungRambo01]

HCBailly have you noticed sahagins are in gran pulse in FF13

[Ferilgamer91]

O......M.........G! Cloud would make a great girl. Even if his butt is huge. Let's how many people get the reference.

[darthbandon10]

Doesn't Seal Evil also cast silence on the enemy too?

[L0RDH00D]

i always thought it was said hedaygrr

[YOMANA666]

I wonder what Aeris and Tifa felt when Don Corneo thought Cloud was hotter than them both. Major WTF moment for them both.

[Mirror22rorriM]

I'm sorry tifa but you can't be that hot and not expect to get raped XD

[ellyzasoranaruto07]

I'll chop them off :)) LOOL

[pewQQpew1]

Cloud: HOLY CRAP SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!

Don Corneo: AHHHH he's a GUY!

[Ferilgamer91]

Must not think about what they might be talking about. Must go to happy place.

[hyperhavoc5]

@HCBailly You sound kinda like Pete Holmes. Actually you sound A LOT like him...

[roxas24724]

the limit that cloud uses i think it gaint or something

[TGamersFB]

cut of his balls? wow, clouds badass!

[mgbracing]

"destroy 1/8 of their own town ..." sounds like 9/11...

[waj9876]

@mgbracing ...You know, that MIGHT'VE been funny if it made any sense...or had anything to do with what happened on 9/11. But it doesn't...it just doesn't...

[stuffyworld10]

Sex on a first date!

[FulgoreSama]

Oh christ... Chopping, Ripping or Smashing... Is there an option for a bullet to the forehead?

[boomthehedaghog4421]

and tifa's f***ing hot as hell

[boomthehedaghog4421]

why the hell would any one make cloud date barret?

[quentintoole]

@boomthehedaghog4421 for comedy value

[boomthehedaghog4421]

@quentintoole ooooooh that makes sense

[Sailorearth10]

@boomthehedaghog4421 Fangirls, man. We have such effed up minds!

Also, Sqaure, for putting the option there is the first place.

Here that? Square supports Yaoi XD

[boomthehedaghog4421]

@Sailorearth10 hahahahahahahahaahha ohhh man that's true xD no offecne to the fanngirls BTW (CAN'T FING SPELL!!!!)

[sjcodan]

@Sailorearth10 Its not yaoi! CLOUD IS NOT GAY!

[Jade192]

@sjcodan to you... in/and canon xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[PurpleLink001]

@masterlinkx101 aand do you have a PROBLEM with this?

[PurpleLink001]

WHY DO YOU MAKE CLOUD A HOMOSEXUAL?

[xena91388]

In this scene, instead of claiming Barret as your boyfriend, if you play along with Corneo, Cloud will almost kiss him right when Tifa and Aeris walk in XD

[piplupmaster12345678]

@xena91388 XD

[EvanTurkFilms]

Why did that trapdoor, and the boss leading after it remind me of the Rancor Pit Scene in Star Wars?

[Rave7557]

So..... You dident pick Tifa? Even though her...Uh... Accessories... Are very...er....Big!?!?!

[Funnystuff1700]

"Uhhh yeah, I have another Boyfriend. His name's Barret. He has a...big gun"

XD.

[MoogleEJA]

Shinra theme is epic. And this particular tutorial made me lmao by the way XD

[SCifer666]

u actually said Heideger right xD

[evnewell]

Hey HC, you're the silliest.

ya big silly.

[XTestamentOfYoreX]

Haha Cloud-ia :P

[cha0tic212]

im such a newb at final fantasy how do i master there magics

[kyo1546]

@cha0tic212 when you gain enough AP from fighting monsters and bosses your materia will gain levels and when it maxes out you will master it and it will produce another of the same materia

[pat4luigi13]

Corneo's choices were somewhat-innocence (Aerith), maturity (Tifa), or....feminist looks (Cloud). Worst excuse of a Don. I'm a little offended, XD, because I'm part Italian.

[SBaby]

Don is a title. He's like a really perverted Mob boss.

[44darklink]

CAPTAIN PLANET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD lol

[TheTy50]

i just beat ff7 a while ago

on my psp

[sharplosion1]

Respond to this video...  BAAAAAARRRRF

[TheNewCockroach76]

WTF is that soccer ball button next to the quality and the popout?

[trainman666]

In the words of a WB caroon called Freakazoid: "I hate the sewers, they smell like poo-gas."

[supershadow125]

for me he picked tifa and i had to fight a bunch of guys and scotch. it was freaky.

[BlazingFireSoul]

HAHA Coreno's face when Cloud revealed his gender was priceless! I think we all know by now what Cloud meant by he'll "Chop them off" *cough his penis cough* lol

[TempesTLeaf]

@BlazingFireSoul most likely his balls not penis. But i guess its the same thing

[lewiscoates08]

geat vid yet again keep em' up

[BIGBOYKANE92]

clouds cross slash's sign means curse slash, and thats the attacks name in japanese

[shadra1985]

i wonder

sahagins=kappas with spears

[vernil511]

I just found out that "Don Corneo" is Spanish for "Mister Horny"

XD

[supershadow125]

@vernil511

LOL

[MoogleEJA]

@vernil511 are you serious?! lol hehe. What translator did you use cuz I used word monkey and it came up "no corneo".

[vernil511]

@MoogleEJA

I kinda looked at a FF wiki o.o

[darkshinigami3000]

@vernil511 Sorry, but you are wrong. Corneo is not a word in spanish. Try italian. In spanish, you have the word "cuerno", which means "horn". But that's it.

[TacosIncorperated]

@vernil511 Uh... damn...

[TheMinuteVlog]

@vernil511 Italian, actually. I say one year later...

[spawnscout]

@vernil511 sorry bro, but it doesn´t mean that, and i´m spanish so ishould know

[pLanetstarBerry]

2:21- totally a "To Catch A Predator" moment...

[otoole42]

I forgot how long it took to get a new weapon for cloud......

[icywillie3000]

Aps= A Pedo-Saur

[MissingnoTheGreat]

1:02 Possible typo.

This game is a bit anti-ball...

[maninthemachine]

aeris's healing wind was a godsend on this part of the game, it got me through some tough spots

[captaintylersparrow]

i like you say Final Fantasy SEVEN!

[Sparkie9812]

ty for this vid i got final fantasy 7on psp from bro christmas 2009

[randomcrapdouche]

r u using a emulator?

if so r u useing hypercam?

[TheNonBeliever1]

1.yes 2. no one uses hypercam

[vlad48329reborn]

i always considered the first fight with Reno of the Turks the first official boss fight. don't know why either.

[ScionVyse454]

I may be wrong, but I think that symbol means strife, which is a clever reference to Cloud's last name.

[kingofcupcakes]

Just for the record, Sewer Tsunami does more damage to Aps when it comes from behind him, and does more damage to your party if it comes from behind you.

[TheAkumaShogun]

Hmm wonder why the Don had a Hyper behind his bed...

[crush40fanatic]

XD, THAT WAS HILARIOUS, "I'll chop them off"

[RBio77]

a glitch(maybe) in the game mechs

Aps is back-attackable

don't know how though

[funlover163]

Ummm,,, I got a question, if they were to make this into a cutscene if they remake FFVII (I think fans would shoot them if they don't remake this scene) But how would they incorporate all the options and all?

[nopieghost]

it's not too hard. Just have the game pause in the middle of the cutscene, then proceed to several different cutscenes depending on the player's choice.

[InusSonCurtis]

If you were going to put a movie clip in there I would've put a part from Star Wars:A New Hope when the roar of the sewer monster came. Han saying, "It's worse." Yup Tifa, the worst is over.

[AdrianMerson]

How do you level up limit breaks?

[supershadow125]

@AdrianMerson by useing it a lot.

[Edgewalker001]

"If we were too late we'd hear a very loud THUD..." XD

That is definitely the best comment for this situation I have ever heard...

[grank6]

aps= apple pits stinks

[Sonic64Studios]

Wow...Tifa and Aeris must be insulted, aparently Cloud's prettier than them.

[SpyroxCynder]

I love how even though cloud is wearing a wig, his hair is still spikey.

[dwillyerd]

Heidegger reminds me of Zangief from street fighter

[dwillyerd]

Schloss Kefka has the best FOR SURE!!!

[Sty2k5]

it's pronouncec saw-whagan

[vampviolinist17]

OMG! Aps rule 34!

[vampviolinist17]

Lmao. That's exactly what he'd say!!

[Made4542]

later in the game you have the option of dating a select number of party members, Tifa, Aeris, Barret, or *spoiler*

[ProAtKingdomHearts]

in some parts of episodes

[SolarisParadox]

Heh... yeah, magic can miss... 'tis called Magic Evade, sai...

[SchlossRitter]

Yep, Golbez and Kefka have the best foe theme music in the series in my opinion.

[Demosilpada7]

Every time i play this tifa always gets picked

[MALLETxMAN]

like captain PLANET!!!

[888equalsC00L]

Aww too bad You didn't keep picking the first options with Don because he almost kisses you if you do...until Tifa and Aeris save the day ^_^

[Skywalkersc]

lol cloud nerver got picked when i played

[supershadow125]

wow cloud picked. to me sounds like this game should be an anime. hint hint! but me i would have choose areis that's just me then again....

[Gabriel99]

they did make a cartoon about this game

[ProAtKingdomHearts]

yes they did its only in jap its called fina fantasy 7 last order

[Slinkard101]

Corneo ended up picking a MAN over Tifa's huge rack. What's that tell ya?

[TheNocturneAngel]

@Slinkard101 It tells ya that Cloud must have REALLY stuffed that bra.

[BlazingFireSoul]

@Slinkard101 That Cloud must have stuffed his bra to max Double D's, that not even Coreno could tell the difference xD

[Fartbrain50]

@BlazingFireSoul That's where he hid the buster sword

[kl4969]

@Slinkard101

That Don Corneo is a TRUE sex hound. No holds barred.

[hyperhavoc5]

@Slinkard101 that he's gay...

[Splatter750]

You got me on the one HCBailly

He chose Cloud pfftt LOL!!!

awesome walkthough so far man

[gregdrako]

Don picked Cloud-ia...

[pepitotorinod]

yeah, in that place I´ll choose tifa

who doesn´t love the big boobs of tifa?

[godhand901]

one time i got aeris picked

[pepitotorinod]

really?

[godhand901]

yeah but it wasnt as funny as when tifa or cloud gt picked

[jecapeter]

I'm not a sadist, but I'd let Tifa "teach" me her fighting skills anytime as well...

[pepitotorinod]

@jecapeter oh, you better pick a girlfriend quickly

[evilemore]

alot of ppl would disagree with u and say 7 is the best

[SodeePawp17]

:o Dose turtles are pokemon they know water gun x)

[masterlinkx101]

Tifa's boobs are huge.

[KoopaKonartist]

Makes me wonder how the hell Cloud won.

[ZeroShadowSpark]

@masterlinkx101 that is so true

[rpggguy]

@masterlinkx101 HELL'S YEAH THEY ARE!!!!! O_O

[SBaby]

5:56 - Our government at work, folks.

[Wanderingsage7]

scum yes but the shinra seem smart.

[kbhalacy]

lol heidegger reminds me of fidel castro....for some reason

[08johnma]

at the time around 0:50 is that err...THE... materia in the aeris' ribbon?

dont wanna give too much away. lol

[AzureFayt]

yup

[sunandmoon122]

lol ff9 why it's a lil old if they redid it like ff6 for the psp that would be nice but i like ff tatics the music is tight

[giraffiebay]

"Reeve, you should flush those personal problems in the morning!"

...what? Heidegger, that wacky bastard, boggled my mind here. This version does away with his best line! In the PAL PC release it resembles...

"Reeve, flush your personal problems down the can with the rest of your crap!"

...which at least makes sense!

[DeamonReader]

Finally someone who know what they are talking about when it comes to this series. I agree FF4 was the best one.

[moobs132]

I HOPE to god they remake this for the PS3 or i will be extremely pissed along with half of the world

[dearestsnugglemuffin]

Pff, FF9 is where it's at.

[matthius519]

the don

you never watched the godfather?

[bioblitzer]

i wanna play this so bad but i lost disc1 T-T

[WaterGod86]

no way ff3 and ff7 pwn all

[SephirothVsKratos]

Little known fact: Corneo, in Italian means "horn-like", or more literally translated: "horny".

[wigglesza]

That makes everything much funnier.

[monkeyboy0209]

why is tifa so.... um..... big

[Hecksum311]

because japanese people designed her

[guitarliam5]

dont be afraid =p just say it, dont be shy =p, just say, why does Tifa have big tits =P

[SakataRendeva]

It's because of a polygon miscount, they were never supposed to be that big, but the character designers didn't see a need to fix it.

[guitarliam5]

i think i speak for everyone here, im glad they didnt fix it =P

[PirateOfAmazon]

yup, me too :D

sometimes cranky errors become great hits. Just like Disney's stupid musicians (I HATE them).

[kl4969]

lol "All right!" at 1:16.

[manofaluminum9000]

CAPTAIN PLANET!!

[queequeg8942]

I think in this scene I answered the questions differently. I'm not sure, but I think I had Cloud almost kiss the guy but then Tifa and Aeris walked in. ^_^

[vagitoe]

I lol'd at "... I'll chop them off."

[SBaby]

Don is a title, like in The Godfather.

[GamerKitty45]

Yeah, magic can miss. It very rarely does though. In FFX, I think a magic spell has only missed once for me.

[Brockcold]

magic only misses when you are in fury from hyper it causes you to miss more as saddness you will never miss unless you have no luck

[PTp1ranha]

... Worse than a straight guy presumably taking it up the rear? I don't even want to know...

[TheNintendoMaster03]

I loved the wall market sequence in this game. One of my favorite things to do in the game.

[DarkRequeim]

"I think you might wanna surrender to cloud"

Yeah, I totally agree. It'd be quicker that way.