The Grack before Christmas (Starcraft 2 poem by Reddit)

[rocker8271]

FUCK REDDIT

[mongrle]

o.O my god TB actually replied to Youtube comments...I am in shock..

[LohenArc]

why is idra's head shopped onto a marine? idralisk or ultragrack would be better.

[MatukaHAHA]

@LohenArc IdrA used to play as a Terran in Brood War.

[nerdelicious5]

:D 

[emilgard321]

whats a grack?

[MrUnstoppableOwnage]

@emilgard321 -_- why do you play starcraft?

[ulty77]

oi i made a comment here b4 and he replied!! why isnt it at the top!! grr :(

[Changdesu]

Beautiful

[kyuchan9292]

Idra looks like harry potter

[riddleprofessor]

Anyone else got a subscription error ? It just popped up on my sub box today.

[WowAddict12345]

Carriers! useful skill toi have...

[VisTenebrae]

Beautiful.

[anhtransport]

Love it...

[xKatiexDeeDeex]

Hhb

[SinthariaBDF]

Eh, sadly I enjoyed the comments more than the video :( But I think I would like it more if I knew what you were talking about (Not a Starcraft Fan) :(

[shandar16]

Great poem, was very.. inspiring

[Zralf]

aaaahahahahahahah, man that was fun :D i owe you 2 minutes of entertainment time.

[Jankisa]

IdrA 's on EG now, love the poem, as both long time fan, SC2 and WOW player I really love almost everything you do, keep up the good work.

[MasterOfDeathFTW]

TB I don't think IdrA is a member of CJ anymore.

[TotalHalibut]

@MasterOfDeathFTW Spot the guy who doesn't read annotations

[eec1112]

@TotalHalibut

you talking shit about your viewers fat fuck?

[IZORACK]

"Reading the comments puts a smile on my face, right away i know: for humor this is the place. I just heard a great poem read aloud by TotalBiscuit. Yet this poem would not be complete withoud some starcraft humor in it. It has been a pleasure, i wish you all a merry christmas or as the Protoss would say: BUILD ADDITIONAL PYLONS.

[haydewood]

story time with tb

[redda2]

rofl

[KeenestRikku]

I was responsible for the muta harass line :)

[SeaFoamZebra]

that was a little distasteful ... but this is the internet

[thatonekoreankid]

xD win

[twincann0n]

why are you so addicted to reddit :|

[TotalHalibut]

@twincann0n Uses Reddit = Addicted to Reddit.

Internet logic at it's finest.

[Tzeapaedi]

@TotalHalibut Its

Grammar nazi at its finest.

[SuperSpinko27]

Is that Tb's face on the marine?

[11Brawlman]

@SuperSpinko27 No, search "Total Biscuit teaches Lisa Nova how to play Starcraft 2"and you will see his face

[iamwalls]

The picture is fucking hillarious

[MurleySwurley18]

nope, just rage quit xD

[sosowins]

:)) really nice merry xmas :D

[highwayblowout]

Idra = I Do Rage Alot.

[TheAeKen]

hmm gg --- Game gay

[HFcinfinity]

I enjoyed it, it probably didn't really help that a lot of people don't understand why idra is named grack though.

[Crazzzik]

Voice acting is one of the hardest to master. I really enjoyed it. Keep it up and Marry Cristmas!

[panzamelano1]

its a very usefull talent TOI have :/

[friendlymunki]

happy boxing day totalbiscuit!

[bomben93an]

LOL AWESOME.

[barberino182]

nice job :) liked it alot. marry christmas m8.

[chaklong]

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGg

[TheCheshireCat3D]

Awesome! Please add the lyrics to the description!

[KennyGJE]

@TheCheshireCat3D The link is in the description...................­.

[Aegoram]

Makes my Christmas to go flame all the other channels that blatantly ripped off your vid, right down to the description.

[marmoh123]

how come u didn't do a daily on Friday was it something i missed

[SheffiTB]

@marmoh123 he didnt do vids on christmas or christmas eve.

[marmoh123]

@SheffiTB oh because i thought he said he was going to do one on Friday because of the contest

[TotalHalibut]

Handed out several gift-wrapped bans, which is the price of acting like a cunt on Christmas day. Zero tolerance for your nonsense. If your criticism ain't constructive, then all you're doing is coming into my workplace and yelling insults at me. You would not accept it in your place of work, do not expect me to accept it in mine.

[ParanormalDemonology]

@TotalHalibut 2,070 more subs till 200k! Pre-grats cause i probably won't be on at the time. Anyways, this wasnt as humorous to em as your other videos but i think it is because i dont play starcraft :P so i really don't have any right to flame this. But i can say this rhymed and you had great emotion :D

[ulty77]

@TotalHalibut you sound pretty cool on your videos but your coents make you sound like a twat lol.

[TotalHalibut]

@ulty77 Do I sound like I care?

[HeyYoItsJesseHough]

@TotalHalibut

Yes, Very much so. 

[samusaran13372]

@TotalHalibut I can't really tell how the fuck you sound. Try again.

[ulty77]

@TotalHalibut i want to have sexual intercourse with u. meet me at sentinel hill in 10 for a quickie.

[PDizzlexoxo]

would've prefered day9

[canotolto]

@PDizzlexoxo I think TB should apologize for not being Day9.

[klaazje]

happy christmas

[Fistfullofnapalm]

Most excellent.

[rustystevens1]

i cant get into christmas cheer:(

[orangemaen]

To all those wondering why Grack is in a marine suit, he played Terran the majority of this SC1 career.

[SpitFireShorts]

is is that a pic of u?

[UbarSkwerl]

His head should have been shopped on a hydralisk that is all.

[Prolaxed]

I cannot think of anything more nerdy than this. hahaha

[dawnofdarken]

pretty funny how people call greg grack, something that boxer mistakenly have called idra. I guess now it will be grack!

[V22293888]

idra... in a marine suit? i'd say you are trying to troll him...

and i like it

[killgore699]

Nice poem. Just wish i didn't have to look at that asshole idra through it all!! I don't care how skilled he is, he's an asshole and thats never a good thing!

[samsonman2]

This looks like a dramatic reading

- Captain Obvious

[indivdiff]

good stuff

[RandomHiMfan]

Heh, i allways like these gaming related xmass poems and songs or whatever, builds spirit better than any song/poem about Jesus or Santa :P 

[Lizity626]

lol Very cleaver. Fantastic.

[MrJordvi]

Awesome rhyme xD or how ever it spells, nvm really don't care, This is an avarage youtube comment anyways.. Happy Holidays peeps :)

[TheProutytyler]

I like the casts, but a dramatic reading of this wasn't my favorite. :P But owell, it's Christmas time, am I right?

[bigfatnewbpwner]

awesome!

[Sc0ttishHitman]

Who or what is Grack? Is it a player that i should know, or IdrAs realname or something? Or a Chirstmas refrence i just didnt get?

[smuldia]

@Sc0ttishHitman Yes Idra's real name is Grack Pieldsuuuuuuuuuu

[TheEthug]

nicely done lol

[Skiddla]

YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX !

[WoWHaZ51]

Merry Xmas, FTW

[2theAJ]

ragequit

[BjardTrollbane]

gotta say i love your voice... not in a creepy way but you really do have a great host voice idk if that makes any sense hahaha merry christmas TB!

[jopilootje]

Too bad there are so many childisch people watching.. You deserve better TB! keep it up!

[1994AcdcFan]

this is so relaxing :) i almost fell asleep (not in a bad way).

[DiabeticFart]

I'm going to like these just because of the haters :)

[MrChimpanzeeThat]

@davidr64yt

Is that really you?

LOVE YOUR CHANNEL

ofc TB i love yours as well, - quality videos everytime :)

[Exessis]

Is that head him? xD

[17Samael]

Nice poem!!

MC to all..

[masterprice117]

Srry TB.Btw merry chirstmas:)

[masterprice117]

@TotalHalibut

[LoneWolf2k1]

While I love most of your uploaded stuff, this one didn't quite hit my taste of humor. Ah,well, next time. Merry christmas anyways, guys!

[TotalHalibut]

@LoneWolf2k1 This is the correct way to act.

"You know, this wasn't to my liking, but I accept that not everything will be. I don't have any constructive criticism to offer, so I'm not going to flame it and simply say maybe the next one will be".

Kudos to you sir.

[222Bamboo222]

@TotalHalibut you just gave him the best xmas gift ever :P

[OrcaReef]

@TotalHalibut I like your comments almost as much as your videos!

[Exco420]

@TotalHalibut Rhyme is that way you chyme?

[operaghostandkitty]

@LoneWolf2k1 You are awesome. Politeness is something very hard to find on the internet these days.

[GeoStarcraft]

GG to all the negative comments.

[Wowblogger]

that is a sexy voice

[GuyofCrysis]

Lovely well done Poem there. : )

Great work.

[4000marco]

@paalbananas indeed i like the castings but this is just getting silly.

[andrefrbk]

never say gg? wtf

[Callum19453]

@4000marco what's childish is that you can't spell childish

[4000marco]

@Callum19453 oh nooo, i miss spelled, im not english dumass. people make mistakes.

[Damojo24]

Childish ? Try uber-nerd-ish lol

[4000marco]

@Damojo24 whats that? wait i dont want to know.

[4000marco]

sorry but this is ridiculous casting some sc2 games ok, but a christmass story about it begins to get childisch.

[jam2220]

@4000marco Then don't watch it then, Jesus. -_-

[4000marco]

@jam2220 how am i supossed to know its an childish story about a game.

[Kalaklukko]

@4000marco It's supposed to be funny?

I can surely say that time used on writing the poem was better used than your trolling.

[4000marco]

@Kalaklukko im seriously not trolling, but i just dont like this video. if someone comments me on on my comments i just reply back thats all.

[TotalHalibut]

@4000marco Oh grow up. And don't try to pretend you're actually 40 years old as your profile indicates.

Your attitude smacks of puberty.

[4000marco]

@TotalHalibut haha, no im not 40 years old indeed, how old are you? i think you should grow up a little more, and btw im 24, so ive had my puberty. srry that your average subscribers are 12 - 16 years old and think this is actually funny..

[edelskovknight]

@4000marco I would like the point out the fact though that TotalBiscuit's got ALOT more than 14 subscribers. Whether children or not.

[4000marco]

@edelskovknight i never said he has only 14 subscribers.

[TotalHalibut]

@4000marco BAWWWWW for free christmas content.

Door is to your left Grinch. You're impressing nobody.

[FinCbDrummer]

@4000marco so is your english

[4000marco]

@FinCbDrummer sorry, english isn't my main language don't cry about it.

[StewieHW]

@4000marco English being your main language or not, at least try making it look decent.

My home language isn't English either, but as you can see, it's not an excuse for writing/ talking it like you've only just learned about its existance.

[MsMk86]

@4000marco i still agree with you even if TB is lousy enough to delete my comments! opinions are hard to accept for him i think.

[TotalHalibut]

@MsMk86 More like, people being whiny grinches on Christmas day = banhammer.

Nobody gives a shit about your dumb opinion or your humourless comments. One of these days you'll figure out that the world isn't tailormade for your specific desires and preferences, at which point, you can't stop being such an arrogant cunt. Until that time, feel free to rage elsewhere.

[bassmasta9845223]

Hah, this was really fun to listen to :)! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all :D! Looking forward to another year of great videos from you, TB ^-^!

[Magyarnyuszika]

Merry Christmas Totalbiscuit and every commenter! Hope everyone got what they wanted. :)

[sbncysv]

I HAVE THE BIGGEST MAN CRUSH ON YOU TOTALBISCUIT

[sbncysv]

I HAVE THE BIGGEST MAN CRUSH ON YOU TOTALBISCUIT

[GeneralJelly]

don't knock the books, 90% of my gifts were books and i wanted each one :)

[Dudekawk]

@GeneralJelly but then again, you got what you wanted, you weren't a child who wanted CoD, and got Books, you wanted books, and you got books... it's a different saying that all kids nowadays want is Games, Games and more games for christmas

[DaRealNims]

RELEASE THE GRACKEN!!!

[mouchat]

Irda is my surname :/ this is creepy :P

[Slykillrs]

@Dreamz610 idra is a top level player who seemingly lacks manners, judging by the huge amount of ad hominem in your statement, I think you sir are just as guilty as attempting smartass comments as anyone else here. By peering at your other comments, I believe you are missing the point of a very Trolly Christmas and should probably see that they are meant to be trolling comments on TB's behalf. Sadly I think you will overreact and call me names but this was merely an attempt to tell you to shush

[iEatMinxyPeopleOMNOM]

Ahahah, MUHAHAHAH

I got cata for christmas =->

Hey, TB, what did you get for christmas :D?

[metalgearsolidrulez]

HAHAHA nice poem, the gracken would laugh.

[gregorator111]

wow! Do you like have someone to write this or did you do this yourself impressive stuff! keep doing what your doing =)

[SuperFive5tar]

boy oh boy ! it really is a trolly christmass XD Merry christmass TB ^^

[arthegor]

NEXT!

[rkid1296]

I was quite sick on christmas eve, four or five times, old food did i heave,

But lucky for me, TB came by, told me to suck it up, act like a guy,

So now I am cured, feeling quite well, and to all TB haters, just go to hell.

[Araclain]

@rkid1296

[corycorycory15]

Did anyone else watch this because of Tasteless on twitter?

[dizgahof]

Idra is a nerd god

[93martin9]

idra is a god

[CapOfXav]

Very trolly christmas TB

[davidr64yt]

I love Christmas, I love Starcraft, and I love TotalBiscuit. This year has been very strange for me, Christmas-wise... I haven't been able to quite get into that holiday cheer. But this did the trick. :) Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone. :)

[l4mp13]

@davidr64yt you're the man X!

[TotalHalibut]

@davidr64yt Sup david, have a good christmas, what's left of it.

[Lichwing]

@TotalHalibut dont u mean a good X mas? ZING *fail old joke is fail*

[StewieHW]

@davidr64yt DUDE!

I've seen your minecraft videos, and only one thing to say to you now:

Mery "X"-mas to you :D

[222Bamboo222]

@davidr64yt woh woh woh...role back...your sube to tb? my life is complete!

[MrLeckerBecker]

OMG THATS EPOSCH!

[alexandervv123]

RELEASE THE GRACKEN

[recooked]

@alexandervv123

original, because no one said that.

[Timphoi]

Why all the IdrA hate? ):

[AxEsSsSsRulezZZ]

@Timphoi because he is a raging no-life idiot

[TotalHalibut]

@AxEsSsSsRulezZZ No-life? Starcraft is his job. What's your excuse for playing videogames?

[sh3lly]

Merry Christmas you Cyinical man you!

[FireKipe]

AHAHAHAHA!!



[FoldedArt]

Being able to make a christmas carol about a game, is a sign you play it a bit too much. I enjoyed it though :)

[MonkeyWithKnives]

oh merry xmas mate

[MonkeyWithKnives]

lololol SO MUCH BETTER IN YOUR VOICE THAN MINE

[jcehlert]

Hmm. Wow TB this seems fitting after some of the behavior I saw on IdrA stream just yesterday. I kinda get the frustration with the game, but he goes way overboard. Your video is a perfect reminder of good sportsmanship even in SC2. Merry Christmas.

[SmallArmed]

LOLES!!! starcraft classic :D

[darksaiyan2006]

Awesome stuff TB, keep it up!

[RevolutionarySamurai]

Trolololol lol! lol lol lol lol!

[Messiahs]

You are just awesome TotalHalibut :)

[TheDavidAntoni]

Nice

[Vuistgevecht]

Great effort TotalHailbut, altough its too bad you didnt say 'toi have'

[nabbster94]

:D:D:D:D:D Awsome this made my day

[R4V3NU5]

tb + ragemaster = epic !

[denzin1337]

at least TB made a few vids on christmas, most of my subscriptions didnt.

[barnzy12]

You my friend, are a legend! Merry Christmas TB.

[Aroonator1001]

BRAVO