JS - Life Advice From a Sleeptalker: Free-Range Eggs

[jump4jessica]

i giggle in my sleep

[MrPhish21]

i once had a full conversation with my mom in my sleep when i was ten. its%2Proxy-Connection: keep-alive

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n tape. i told her about plastic bottles...

[clubpenguinpingo]

when i'm a sleep i used to say "YES ... WINDOW"!

my mom recorded it!

P.S: bettre do what she says!

[CaitlyDangerSummers]

I talk about ice cream in my sleep apparently... 

[Swiftredmoon]

im a wild sleeper so when my friends come over my house and were sleeping the basement i attempted shoving a burger in all of their mouths 0_0 so i was told

[XxgwenyxX]

eggs. because only fags dont think about them in their sleep.

[PartyCrasher101]

Free Range Eggs? Dude. Eggs are a cage. XD

[TheGmodProductions]

MORE MORE!!!!! I'VE SEEN THEM ALL BUT THIS ONE IS THE BEST LOL

[tluver45]

i used to kick my friends in my sleep ._.

[TheKissme1298]

@tluver45 lol me too!

[Swiftredmoon]

@tluver45 i still do

[dreamerboy84]

lol, a egg is a cage.

[killernat]

i kicked my friend in the balls when i was asleep then punched him in the mouth (i saw the bloodsoaked gauze the next day)

[Naessly]

I used to beat up my girlfriend in my sleep (I dreamt I played volleyball, y'know.)

=\

[Music11Listener]

That made me laugh SO HARD

[altosax315]

These are epic videos.

[janayana]

It's not only what he said, it's how he said it. Awesome.

[Clumsygirl529]

thats so deep

[marchstrong]

this has been making me laugh all day.

[Dawnstar42]

is he actually asleep? or is this staged?

[codyjhunt]

hahaha!

[drumcore26]

Love it!!!

[eeveryoneelse]

HAHAHAHAHAA

[LtShock]

LOLOLOL!!!!!!

[LP0FireBird0LP]

HAHAA

[ithinkmynameismaddie]

hahaha!

[kinzo30]

this is fucking hilarious

[hiimjolie]

AHAHAHAHAAHAHHA

i love you julian.

[gumdropumbrella]

hahaha

I love how he enunciates every word. Brilliant!

[jill1234567890523]

@CoolCake1071 XD I did that to my dad!

[gumbalchewr]

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[CoolCake1071]

My friend punched me in the face in her sleep one night

...i punched her back

[boolun]

Haaahahaha

that happened to me too! and then she said

"one more glass" o_O

[to4twentyfour]

ahahaha!! thats brilliant. howd you even come up with that?!

[gab2912]

my boyfriend tried to have sex with me in his sleep OO" i told him in the morning and he doesn't remember lol

[TraceurX9]

@gab2912 Actually that i'snt uncommon

[teardropsonmyguitarx]

i tried to strangle my friend in my sleep.

i didn't remember it.

[AndrewsAwesome]

at a school trip we were staying in cabins in bunks and I was on the top and my friend was on the bunk next to me. In his sleep his jumped up scratching him self screaming to get roaches off (obviously there were none there) he then jumps onto my bed then jumps of and lands on the floor. he's lucky he didn't hurt him self.

[LesIsMore1375]

Haha. How did you come up with this?

[rankokusan]

was that josh, so weird seeing people from my childhood past with updated faces

[chelle2491]

hahaha My fav so far...

[chaparra9037]

lol..my husband sometimes talks in his sleep makes me scared..i tell him in the morning and he doesnt remember lol

[XxToxicChocolatexX]

One time, my sister told me in the middle of the night i got up and told her 'not to write on the paper'.

[LittleMissLavaHead]

bwahahahah

[ChiiNaynee]

lmao "DUDE, an egg is a cage."

[cpage90]

Thats a good one

[soliezz]

sleeptalkers dont really talk THAT clearly... o_O

[krazyluv1]

some of them do, you'd be surprised

[vicktoriaz]

LMAO!

[MeesterBubbles]

hahahaha nice

[ManosOfTerra]

Yeah.. I didn't get this one either.

[HeyIz]

HAHAHA!!!

[6xuncensored]

lol!

[momorose]

ok, most of these suck, but this one was HILARIOUS!!

[nontypicalguy]

Hillarious - I can't believe I have never heard a PETA rep say something ridiculous like that!

[kittylove5555]

LMAO! I LOVE THIS!!! i favorited :)

[Julz429]

bahahahaha. a plus.

[Jessiebessie93]

LOL! halarious.

[MichaelDiBiasi]

I got it, the egg is a cage for the baby bird there for its not a free range egg because the bird is trapped inside the shell

[Birdfreak2010]

I got it, unlike most of the people here. Very funny.

[FabulousStar23]

I don't get it!

Someone explain it to me...

=)?

[MrAnimated]

I really dont get this 1 either but he sounds like hes awake not a sleep talker :( i hope tomorrows is better.

and I think it means like Freerange as in like maybe a Freerange horse or something and cage as in like the egg shell is a cage for the yolk well im really not sure :(

[kb1644]

lol i liked this one

[sidsevensix]

That was hilarious.

Slapping face and waking up nailed it!

Good Job Juls

[Laedelas]

P. Fave

[bluemeany16]

sleep talkers kinda have bad grammar...but its still funny!

[ModNet2001]

i didn't get it , i'm not an american

[sefTV]

STOP DOING THESE

[sheikirules]

Funny, but I like the Apples to Apples one better.

[skylinehearts]

LMFAO.

[ncalaiaro]

this one was good but my fav is still the wizard one

[BushTurkeyProduction]

haha, this was my favorite till now. great job!

[justagrrlinny]

You should title this...Deep Thoughts by a Sleeptalker...too funny.

[jordanwloha]

hahahahahahaha

[piinkislovexo]

hahahahaha - pure greatness

[heyiamtara]

such wise words of wisdom.... *thinks deeply about eggs*

[SarahSoldatenkov]

LOL ROFL

[SpearMaster]

LMAO. Wow

[mollymonsterr69]

What's the point of these?

[WWIILLL]

dats deep

[LittleMissLavaHead]

hahaha :)

[vaan4500]

pretty funny heh.

[jerichodow89]

deep man, very deep

[00shackleton00]

i don't get it...

[webreaver01]

me too. what does he mean by that?

[KakeGreens]

haha

[MrAnimated]

this 1 was not as good.

he talked too much like he was actually awake.

just my opinion dont hate me.

[deathuponus5]

Yeah same

[regolasplantas]

Word.

[LydiaViv688]

oh my. that was great. made my saturday morning. to bad i already drank my coffee or it would have some out my nose i was laughing so hard...oh well maybe next time

[defect530]

thats funny

[tiggerkitty1111]

great! lolz

[YUMMYYUMLUSHLIIPS]

God you always seem to make my day 8D

[nemracmason]

"an egg is a cage" brilliant. but the smack topped it. x

[randomboy12345]

HAHA

[0justBETHANY]

ummm HAHAHA!

[kamalazmy95]

Awesome Video Man, 5 stars!

[kamalazmy95]

NEW VIDEO!!!

[maggssssxo]

i don't get it ..

[linglinggenius]

i dnt get it either... bt i still luv u julian!!!

[YUMMYYUMLUSHLIIPS]

Thats the point, your not ment to "get" it :L

[WoodruffProductions]

lol. U ROCK!!!!!!

[bbyxazn]

epic i love it keep em coming

[hemmidk]

Love it xD ^^

[hemmidk]

Love it xD

[IAmTheBookie]

That's what I call a "deep sleep." Mmmm, can you taste the cheese?

[Malteboy777]

HAHA!! =D OMG! He HIT himself in the face and woke up!! =P I love this randomness Julian!! =P And by the way! I recieved your free DVD from Soles for Soules yesterday!! =D I can't wait to see what's on it!!

[LotusChili]

yay!

[bobbyhill601]

lolwut!?!