Halo: Reach - Fails of the Weak Volume 32! (Funny Halo Screw Ups and Bloopers!)

[JesusIzAPunkRocker]

lolz i like the "all for one one for all", literally, at 0:43

[CaboosesBeSTFriEND27]

1:16 getting nailed by a banshee thats what she said

[puertoricanXX23XX]

@CaboosesBeSTFriEND27 you are forbidden to use that joke for what u just did....YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF

[M1neCraftProduction]

Geoff's laugh makes this show so much better :D!!

[groxspartan]

The ghost of halo was pissed at the end

[mewtheawsomeness]

TBAG for good mersuers



[m1styshadow]

i  almost wet my self

[Krasher1401]

0:19 Boob

[TencoYT91]

When I see a funny clip, I laugh. When Geoff starts to laugh, I laugh until I cry.

[shotgun123456789ful]

thumbs up if u remember darth humans speech on mongoose

[loonylucas261386]

92 peoples pants size were 32 in middle school

[Murderousmunke]

I was thinkin..."These fails deserve popcorn."

Went to go make popcorn...

That awkward moment when the thing you want is on the top shelf...

And you cant reach it...

[4895896]

mongesse

[ratastic98]

92 people were killed by bits of falling banshee

[Morkernable]

mongeese i saw what you did there :D

[badass0171]

what is your guys gamer tag on halo reach i have it but none of my friends play with.

[juzbr0]

92 people didnt get da last cookie

[MeatHunter58521]

1:56 scorpion boner

[Team0Limitless]

126 reserection

[Ileikpokemons]

8 rolls before the bansheblew up.

[CunananBanana]

Repeatedly press 4 and it sounds like Jack is doing something to a baby.

[gorrilaz65n]

mongooses dumb butts!!!!!!! not mongeis

[Kajobvdp]

0:40 i wonder who got this kill xD

[JasondeLEpee]

00:26 BLUE RUSH!!

[Bobbyboy532]

he woulda hit that stair case anyways

[Jakeanatorable]

pause at 1:55... hehehe

[kevingbillingsley]

thumbs up if you got the reference 2:38

[shangtoo117]

mongeese is plural for mongoose... well.. technically

[TotalSweetness100]

@shangtoo117 no its NOT MONGEESE its mongooses WATCH THE THFE he well tell you in one eposide. you have to find it!!

[xSkatepunk98x]

@TotalSweetness100 HEY YOU TALKING ABOUT MONGIE

[shangtoo117]

@TotalSweetness100 does it really matter? lets just watch the videos

[HidanReaper123]

@shangtoo117 righteous man

@TotalSweetness100 damn man you fail at spelling

[MrDannykaliss]

Lmao did he just say mongeese?lol

[AccuracyTest]

1:25 Luckily my reincarnation spell was on cooldown.

[Xdifinity]

do u realize how many times jack goes "ok here we go and awww....."

[TheDeathkid18]

lol breakdancing banchee XD



[AgentNorthDakota]

love you too

[TheJshlink]

@kp587 Can't tell if joking or just very stupid. ಠ_ಠ

[glh1993]

wat was the map of the 1st clip?

[GrimReapersInc]

that last guy shot out like a RAIL-gun. lol lame pun

[SPACEBRO1234]

Who would dislike this video?

[mrIguy212]

I think Geoff's laughing is better than some of the fail clips.

[awkward023]

LOOK UP!!! YOU'RE MISSING THE VID!!!

[skulliam]

@awkward023 No, just the ads.

[LightningLegend12]

Lol, Will Burrows.

How convienient I'm actually reading Tunnels at the time I'm watching this.

[brianunam2]

@Blocky4433

[Haloeddster]

at 1:05, the elite is like-

"RAGH!!!

PWNGE!!!"

[asyllumm]

(GRAMMAR NAZI ALERT!) Mongeese? Nice grammar (correct terminology would be Mongooses)

[iamlegendbitches]

@asyllumm false. it is common belief to say "mongooses" but in plural terms, you would say "mongeese" as in a "die", or "cacti". unfortunately i am the grammar nazi.

[1kuhny]

@asyllumm its a joke 0.o

[COLAPUPY]

omfg that thank has a BONER xD 1:55

[pompilio1513]

I've never heard them say roosterteeth before

[hypersonic500]

2:37

mom;dinner

lag:but mom im break dancing

[jlz864]

2:56 Two armor effects WTF

[Blocky4433]

I have Halo Reach and it's epic. So is Acheivement Hunter. For that, you get my first like! Keep goin' Jack and Geoff.

[TheZaags1]

Watchin Achievement Hunter makes you feel like your a part of the famiy, like if you agree

[Graceblood2]

I'm so glad I just now found this series, I'd hate to have to wait a week just to see the next episode...

[randomstuffz2]

lethal stairs...

[Lightningbuzzer]

you really havent seen 2 vehicles explode on impact i got halo 2 days ago and i saw it 3 times... TO ME

[sparra04]

90 people dislike fails of the week come on

[Kellmondo]

Imagine Tobuscus doing the commantery for 3:07 WHEEEEEEEEEEEW :D

[rubydobiedoo]

man i almos peed

[iamfishdude]

Gang rape at :45

[Comandoes15]

@stonecarebears1 I don't like fails of the week I like fails of the WEAK

[randomperson8429]

i don't know one person who doesn't LOVE these videos

[chellebhead]

you spelled "week'' wrong lol

[DannyWhitto]

@chellebhead Are you an idiot?

its like this because its fails of the weak as in they are weak!

[SuperFluffytoaster]

@chellebhead *facepalm*

[gcato1977]

Your videos are asome keep. Doing what your doing

[r4ngepk44]

hahaha "You should watch more nascar!" XD

[BrothaDesmond2]

add injury to insult



[FlamingEyeSyndrome]

1:27 And rose from his ashes like a phoenix.

[AydenMize]

Freeze EXACTLY at 1:55 Barrel went through the tank.

[Joizeydevil]

the mongoose was sleeping and the tank woke him up and made him angry

[50Animator]

@stoncarebears1 Thumbs down.

[sunderkeenin]

@stoncarebears1 Nice number of thumbs up. 42 thumbs ups :D

[ArmyGuy543]

@stoncarebears1

Weak*

[H4Z3xG4MING]

@stoncarebears1 like whore

[jo64on]

@stoncarebears1 spelled week, it's spelled 'weak' here

[fr0zenp1ckle]

@stoncarebears1 big time

[Energyblade7]

@stoncarebears1 Can you not see the like bar?

[ThePandemic101]

@stoncarebears1 Only douche bags ask for thumbs up.

[Yovillespoliers]

I Love the Dancing scorpion and banshee

[MegaTotaldestruction]

0:40 let's rape him for the last cookie 8D

[claycandy53]

@MegaTotaldestruction tha"ts stranger than a bear whilstling

[MonkENuman]

Geoff is an idiot

[EvilKlown100]

@MonkENuman WHAT!

[MonkENuman]

@EvilKlown100 all he does is interrupts and laughs

[andimgonelikeaninja]

1:54 Anyone else notive the scorpion Dick?

[NumbAchilles]

I think Geoff just smokes a bunch of weed before doing these, and that's why he laughs so hard xD

[AlanBool]

i was playing on that game of zombies

[VHWildwolf]

I found the v its the fourth lettr of the twelfth row

[RuleGaming]

my god. Halo is already is awesome, these guys defy the limits of awesomeness. What video game has a major ass kicking entertainment company that has made trilogies that made us have a nerd-gasms? These guys find the unlockables, make fun of the players, and made a 10 year trilogy without hitting prime time adds or shows. these guys put halo on its back.

[Kylethehippie]

I only found one v...

[beckhamfan1007]

oh my lanta!! i have so many fails on custom games that i could submit if i had them on my file share. i have one where i was going to assassinate my friend and i missed him by like a foot and went into the water. i was right behind him too. he was like "what the fuck! i was standing still and you missed!" oh my lanta i wont ever live it down!!

[mrmcfatfatfatty]

At 2:32 there was on red and two blues that dude in a banshee got batrayal

[starwar93]

1:22

Blue:hellz ya biatch

Red:nigga plz >:l

[LetsPlayBrutus]

what´s that map at 2:06 ?

[pkisbest]

@Aghtar91 thats justrude jackass u dont say lies about a thing that ruins someones life asshole

[shinemaster50]

lol at the last clip did the people who built that staircase put lube on that side of the stairs?

[Aghtar91]

Press 4 to cure your cancer.

[Schinfaxi85]

Both vehicles explode for me all the time :(

[bigbluenote1010320]

skiping stones, johnney reid refference :)

[Puffinyat]

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE GEOFF

[supersharpshooter44]

its lik FUCKINNEEAWM

[ShaunAArhelger]

I dont know how to post the video but i was playing cops and robbers ultimate. i was the cop and i was chasing down the last prisener who got out. He used a grenade launcher on the purple thing to free the people trapped but it bouced back and killed him. He was pissed.

[24nascarfan2424]

2:18 You should watch more NASCAR YES you should Jack yes u should seasons over but feb 14 starts new season on FOX at 1 PM

[andimgonelikeaninja]

1:55 Scorpion Dick!!!!

[TheDan461]

@andimgonelikeaninja imature.....

[Mr1970USMC]

scorpiowned

[mrfunkadelic1]

This was posted on my birthday

[thebiggrhonda]

FUCK AXE COMMERCIALS

[sinyu76]

@thebiggrhonda naw...the girls are hot

[spacedemonx911]

on 1:24 I COME BACK FROM THE GRAVE!!!!

[Jaguarman521973]

Wait a sec the zombie that chased the red guy off the ledge was ME!!

[MonchichiCurao73]

@thestupidmariovideos :( True.



[Adrian55545]

That funny you laugh

[emberman240]

2:19 let's play chicken

[awesomelyawesome121]

ive seen all the videos today up to thiss one

[acenes18]

:40 1 grenade and that would've been epic

[TACOisYOURfriend]

hey there is only 1 sword on countdown...

I CALL HAXZORZ

jk

[HeartsickDrop11]

hey thats not nice 0:05 my wast size is 32 and im in middle school

[TACOisYOURfriend]

go to volume 31

look at top comments

read story about cancer.

[fredburger19]

1:39 so many fails, so little time.

[fredburger19]

1:21-1:25 Assassination medal... LOL JK u missed

[noobkillerzlol]

3:07 was a pressure launch

[danaboe1]

the fail with the banshee i would have called banshee break dancing

[l33trikimaru]

div all he had to do was chuck a nade 0:35

[rOfLcOpTeR4100]

did anyone notice that the person who went into armor lock in the second clip was a girl and the rest of them were guys

[Lukelr]

Princess Kate sucks at Halo. Kate is WorldWideBrant in this episode....lol.

[armorhide406]

all the launches are clipping issues

[RantingRance]

0:40 i wonder who got the kill?

[EpicRayman]

who is jack and who is geoff?

[412battler]

@EpicRayman geoff is the one who laughs alot and jack is the one who describes the videos

[EpicRayman]

@412battler thanx

[SuperFian995]

It wasen't lagg that made the spartan respawn it was becuse someone left the game and then it's loads for 2min or something and when the game starts again all things get reset

[Fastbaddog]

1:26

Blue: Red why you no dead?

Red: Cause i,m hardcore BITCH!

[repodan12]

Jack and Geoff, its not letting me send you videos to you, if you ever get the chance look at my fileshare on Bungie, my name is Ap3x Ann1alat0r and I hope these fails or wins get on the series, thankyou.

[Alexbfd94]

Geoff's comments are so great! Last cookie on the RoosterTeeth table. I laughed so hard.

[matt88118]

2:34 it sounded like my dad

[liltee12ify]

i was one of the blues

[gamma992]

90 people forgot to mention the word boner

[PetryanZero]

Make Halo fails more often!!

[MajicLaMa]

they should make an achievement horse were you have like 5 tries and you flip a tank to try and skip on the water. then whoever gets farthest wins.

[000rampage]

WTf!!!



[hamandjam24]

the tank had a boner... 1:55

[mattm725]

i just lost a pet, but this makes me feel better

[gamesman227]

most hillarious clip so far!

[marksman1416]

I think this fails of the week is the best.

1. Assassianating, glitch guy gets back up kills other guy

2. Red in armor lock, all blues surrounding him

3. Dancing scorpion and banshee

4. Stair glitch. Then Geoffs comment after.

[MMobster1]

3:05

I need to get the booster stairs!!!!

[dagt22]

BONER!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jtdolla2002]

BONER!!!!

[DrownBooks]

i think they were trying to run over them mongeese >.<!! bahaha

[robohoboful]

@DrownBooks i kno thats wird right

[master58100]

There's a "China is running out of vagina" video in the suggestion bar o.O

[PlaystationDudeify]

@master58100 wtfsh?

[supermegaman47]

haha the dancing scorpion had a boner watch it again

[lupinvash3]

Lol at 0:26. I wonder what the dialogue would be in Red vs Blue style.

Sarge: Haha! Armor lock! Suck it blues!

blues gang up around him.

Sarge: Aw, sunuvabitch! (dies by gangbang)

[FusionStorm999]

@lupinvash3 grif has armor lock, simmons has hologram, and sarge has jetpack

[CODBO1997]

HAHAHA the Scorpion had a boner xD

[skids290]

red: kills banshee

teammate: did u get invited to the party

red: what party

teammate: the banshee party

*gets hit

XD

[40bryan]

@ 1:53 TANK BONER!

[YuSuF12341]

Man, Geoff's laugh just makes me laugh even more!

[justkith]

i love how they try to figure out what happened when the team mate spawned and they're like.. "armor lock...? no.. what is it....!!?! "

[MrShadowPoo]

@MJGwarrior1 of the weak means they're weak