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  • vegan bodybuilders: look it up. Also, some people are fat vegetarians, sugar, peanut butter and other junk foods put on weight and if you don't exercise that much you can gain a lot of weight.

  • Im a vegan :D! -random-

  • @TheLaughRoom Me too!

  • @Hersoftestsoul YAY :D!

  • She's awesome.

  • She didn't  get that fat from chewin on hay. Too many chili dog i bet.

  • Everyone should shut the fuck up... this is a comedy routine, not a debate. Enjoy it. Retards.

  • If she is vegetarian, what the fuck is she eating to keep her so fucking fat!

  • she laughs like hank hill

  • she is good ! I'm serious

  • funny stuff!

  • Hmmm... I wonder what happen if she change "Vege" with hamburgers?

    Hmmmmm.....

  • Yeah I am sure you are a vegetarian (sarcasm)

  • @PivotXL1 if im not wrong, the fattest animals alive are vegetarian. >_>

  • @DuellMeNoob Only the very large ones, they are fat because it is a necessity for them. We humans do not literally spend all day walking and eating non stop only to break for water.

  • @PivotXL1 i expected some kind of smartass nerd comment but not so fast. next time i should add "sarcasm" just like you, because it seems that people getting more and more stupid.

  • @DuellMeNoob Sarcasm consist on not what you say but how you say it. It is very difficult to hear your tone of voice through to text so I apologize if you were being sarcastic. Perhaps you should write "(sarcasm)" after your sentence to indicate sarcasm.

  • @PivotXL1 i thought my smile at the end was enough of a hint -_-

    but beside that smile, i am sure that my post was sarcastic, even without my voice. =(

    i just followed your sarcastic post, so~~ nvm

  • "Gotta lot of flies around them....it's a visual." I laughed out loud on that one!

  • what's with all these coments about being a vegetarian, it's freakin comedy. vegetarianism (who knows if thats a word) is not the point

  • no.

  • How much does she have to eat to be fat on a vegan diet? WOW..!!

  • @Uroojinator some people gain on a vegan diet, certain people digest starches poorly, besides she is a vegetarian not a vegan, milk eggs and cheese can add pounds.

  • @Uroojinator candy lol

  • she a vegetarian because she eats vegetarians, can you guess why shes a lesbian?

  • LOL the laugh after she said Rosie O'donnel

  • I lol so hard that i strated to cry. she so so funny.

  • lol

  • So her if her shoes contain as much leather as a hotdog contain meat

    and she is okay with that, then therefore its okay for vegetarians to eat hotdogs in her opinion.

    Vegans who think hotdogs are okay, never thought Idd hear that before i die :D

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  • I belive that if someone want's a truly healthy diet then the they need to stop eating meat .I'm sure that some plant foods are hard on some people's digestive system so a doctor would recommend easier digestible meat products to a meat eater. A vegan doctor would not say a meat diet is they only thing easily digestible if he did then he is not a vegan because a true educated vegan would know better

  • "how did she get fat without eating meat"

    ummm meat is actually healthier then the JUNK FOOD dumb asses

    but she's not too big, and if she's happy then its all good

  • @kyzziistar meat is never healthy

  • @jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjklll it's healthier then junk food, like I said.

    also it depends on your blood type as if meat is really healthy for a certain person or not, most people it isn't, but some people, it's the only thing easily digestible, this coming from my VEGAN doctor who doesn't turn his nose up at people who eat meat.

  • close-captioned porn? LMAO

  • I like her :D

  • She is very talented.

  • shes not a vegetarian she just cant find a guy to give her some meat

  • how the hell can someone so fat by being vegan?this is insane.what does she eat?whole trees?

  • @pacholito24 theres still junk foods soft drinks unhealthy shit and yes whole trees without exercise

  • @falleneccentrix lol,i cant believe that someone can be so fat with drinking fuzzy drinks!question:do vegan eat chocolates and candy?cause some chocolates(milk) are being made with milk powder and some candy with jelly from cows?

  • @pacholito24 No, raw vegans avoid eating any foods that include any sort of animal products

  • Quick question to the vegetarians here. Do you count fish as an animal too?

  • @mrhenky42 i'm not a vegetarian but fish does count as an animal. those who eat vegetables + fish but not any other meat are pescetarians

  • The first minute was the best. I especially liked the bit about the turkey bathing. :)

  • wring out his little turkey sweater!

  • this is what we all are thinking, HOW THE FUCK DID SHE GET FAT IF SHE DOESNT EAT MEAT

  • @pedinoway2 I think I could gain a fair amount of weight without meat on cheese, chocolate, pasta, bread, ice cream, pizza, chips, fries...

  • @reginalambert how?

  • i got a friend thats a vegan shes aways taking us to some random organic vegan restaurant the food is so nasty. i all ways end up stopping at a fast food restaurant to wash the taste of tofu out my mouth.

  • She made me laugh alot. She's proof if you want to be a funny female comedian you cant just talk about your vagina.

  • I'm a meat eater all the way. as far as I'm concerned our teeth show that we were meant to eat meat and herbs but I do respect vegetarians.

  • "Got a lotta flies around him..." I laughed at that. I dont like that she laughs at herself though.

  • @OldZLand Someone laughing at themselves "always" have the opposite effect of what it actually should have.

  • one question .. how do you get THAT fat on lettuce?

  • @PatrickOssie

    It wouldn't just be lettuce obviously. More than likely she's still eating unhealthy foods, considering that chips and pop tend to lack meat. It could also be a lack of exercise.

  • funny lady!

  • Lol she's funny

  • ugly ladies and men make the best comics

  • I like this lady.

  • she was good she just has the most annoying laugh in the world

  • i loveee meat

  • She's great!

  • Just wanna remember everyone, that vegetarians can have the same diet problems as everyone (as if a omnivore diet was only healthy!!!) Please stop with the clichés and inform yourself..

  • She's funny!!! Reminds me of Jack Black

  • HAHAHHHAA the last joke was just priceless

  • yay! i'm a vegetarian from Chicago too! she is funny!

  • You can eat cheese,eggs, and all kinds of beans filled with protein. She didn't say she was vegan.

    Plus whole grains are not "bad" for you. Vegetarians can have nice balanced diets just like "meat eaters" can.

  • I said "one of the only." For the record, cheese and eggs (if you eat the yolk) are both very unhealthy and don't help your argument. I've never met a vegetarian in my life that ate a diet purely of egg whites, low-fat, low-cal cheese, beans, whole grain, and vegetables. Not that I can blame them - such a boring diet would be incredibly depressing.

  • Don't forget meat substitutes. It's pretty easy to be a vegetarian...if you're not on a budget.

  • @HammandClov

    You don't NEED meat substitutes. They're nice, but totally not necessary. I'm a vegan and I spend about $100/month on groceries for two people.

  • @HammandClov ...or if you are on a budget. ever heard of lentils, my friend?

  • @HammandClov Actually, it considering the cost of meat, it usually costs about the same to be vegetarian or a carnivore. And a lot of people don't eat meat substitutes because "they don't taste the same." I eat soy chicken nuggets and veggie burgers all the time, and although they taste different from their meat counterparts, they still taste pretty good.

  • @HammandClov I'm vegetarian, And on a budget. Doing fine :3 XD It's just a LOT of rice...o.o

  • @HammandClov  I'm vegan on a budget, it's actually cheaper to be veg because rice, beans, frozen veg are much much much cheaper than meat. Unless you're only talking about crap meat (hot dogs, cheap burger, chicken wings). Eating veg is awesome, you feel better, look better and it's green (good for the planet)

  • Vegans can also have balanced diets.

  • True.

    But they can only get B12, a vitamin needed for adequate energy by taking supplements.

  • That's not true at all. Vegetarians just don't eat meat. Take away the meat, and we eat the same stuff as meat eaters. It's a big myth that vegetarians don't have a proper variety of foods to eat, a myth encouraged by meat eaters who don't understand that meals don't have to have flesh in them.

  • @DarkLadyJade actually, you can probably blame that myth more on the eating habits of vegans than on the alleged prejudices of us carnivores. Someone who doesn't take the time to differentiate a vegetarian from a vegan can't tell them apart.

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  • @FutureMarine246 That's another myth, put out by lack of knowledge and those who don't know what they're doing. A vegan lifestyle is VERY healthful. IF done correctly.

  • @DarkLadyJade minus the fact that vitamin B12 is only from meat sources :P

  • @Wolfdrugs your pretty wrong on that issue, ex: blue berry, sea weed, etc...

  • @tafaridh actually you're pretty wrong for that. plants do not need cobalamin for living function, and seaweed only has vitamin b12 analogues, of which some can actually decrease the B12 status and harm B12 deficient individuals. There are many misconceptions, but as far as reliable, unbiased, randomized, controlled, clinical trials, which are the reliable kinds, there are no plant sources that provide adequate Cobalamin supplementation.

  • @Wolfdrugs geez, i don't know how i survived all these years being strictly vegan and not taking multi-vitamins, lifting weights, and exercising all the time. i guess you don't need b12 to live let alone bench 200lbs, that must be it!

  • @Wolfdrugs Considering nuts are placed in the same category as meat for protein, vegetarians and vegans are fine. Meat eaters think the only way to live is like themselves. So close-minded.

  • @DarkLadyJade,, tell us more of your vegetarian propaganda. And thanks for turning comedy into ''your way of life'' ,, rant. Why is it that vegetarins have no since of humor? answer, no meat in their diet.

  • @geektoro I have a sense of humor when the joke is funny.

  • @geektoro People tell me I'm very funny. Don't know about you. But I'm pretty sure that's nothing to do with what you eat. Uma gaja tem que ouvir com cada coisa. I'm prepared for the next ignorant thing that I'm going to hear/read, I'm betting on "Vegetarians cannot work on computers" or "Vegetarians can only give birth to carrots". Always gets me like "this must be a joke" with a weird and worried face about this person and then I just go play the guitar.

  • @geektoro Do you know what propaganda is? Is when the point is money and do you actually think this is about money? If you ever answer please make an actual thought about the answer.

  • @n3kas Propaganda isn't always about money. Just sayin'

  • and she laughs like Dr. Hibbert

  • she looks like jack black :]

  • @homerfromhelI It's funny; she does now that you mention it.

  • Wow she wasn't funny at all. The only thing I found funny was that she was a fat vegetarian.

  • So funny lol XD

  • I wonder if she just uses it as her act?

    Moving on, ANY diet can be unhealthy.

    Technically one could eat nothing but dessert and fried veggies and be a vegatarian, yet obviously this is wouldn't provide one w/ adequate nutrition.

  • or it just proves vegetarian isnt any healthier than any other diet. its all about portion control

  • this chick is hilarious!

    and her audience loved her too

  • Whoa, I'm an Illinois vegetarion too.

  • This only furthers the stereotype that lesbians aren't funny.

  • She never says she is a lesbian, and she definitely is not a lesbian. Just visiting her myspace page alone says quite openly that she is straight.

    Not that there is anything wrong with being straight, gay or bisexual.

    And there are quite alot of funny comedians who are gay, lesbians or bissexuals. Alan Carr springs to mind.

  • It's a quote for Family Guy

    In the scene where Meg and Chris are fighting over the money clip, this just reminded me of that and that's why I said it,

    Now that I think about it, I guess he was talking about George Lopez, the lesbian aren't funny thing comes from "Rick and Steve" I got it confused

  • Yeah, that quote is a George Lopez joke. It's something like "That show only further perpetuates the steretype that George Lopez is funny".

    Apparently, and in all seriousness here, the writers had a joke about John Ritter for that scene, but they scrapped it because John had just died.

    Meg wants to see 8 simple rules, and Chris responds "That show hasn't been funny since they killed off John Ritter."

    The audio commentary for that episode talks about that line change.

  • Thanks for the help, any other person would have chopped my head off.

  • No problem. I believe in trying to be polite, but then again there are days when I fail miserably at that.

    And I know what you mean about getting snapped at by other users. I got dissed for a one word typo. I used a 'k' instead of a 't', accidentally and got a really nasty reply.

    I guess people seem to get off on picking on people for their smallest mistake, trying to make themselves feel bigger. Probably have pretty rubbish lives away from the web and away from Warcraft.

  • "Deficiency diseases have not been identified for any wild primate population (Kerr 1972, Wolf 1972). Known cases of nutritional diseases among primates are laboratory-induced features of captive animals or culturally induced human diseases. BioScience, Volume 28, Pages 761-766, 1978"

    Well, imagine that.. Chimps & bonobos consume only trace amounts of meat, inconsistently, some not at all yet are not lacking B12 even though they have similar B12 requirements.. Must be in/on the plants..

  • They don't wash their food like we do. We wash all the dirt and bugs off before we eat it. The B12 comes from dirt and bugs.

  • Mozafar, A.

    Ancestors obtained B12 on wild plants too but B12 is also absorbed IN the plant in rich, organic soil.

    "Enrichment of some B-vitamins in plants with application of organic

    fertilizers."

    Plant and Soil 167:305-311, 1994.

  • Most food in stores are not organic and even those are washed removing much of the plants nutrients. It would be much healthier if everybody grew their own, but that would destroy the economy of many countries.

  • "Most food in stores are not organic"

    So find the stores that do offer organic if your'e seeking organic. What's your point?

    "It would be much healthier if everybody grew their own, but that would destroy the economy of many countries"

    That's a slippery slope fallacy. The topic is diet not aberrant business deals. You can also put the drug dealers out of business by dropping the drugs.

  • The pig/ G.Ape is debatable, the health benefits of meat is debatable. I know that because I am being reasonable ,and logical. Don't try and say we are not Omnivores, what gives you the right to say that the experts of this subject, (many scientists,of many years of research, made THREE catagories. Carnivore, Omnivore, Herbivore. And labeled humans under Omnivore.) are wrong?? that is amazing. I think the experts have more say than you. Use logic, try not to let your vegan feelings block it out

  • "experts of this subject"

    "Man's structure, external and internal, compared with that of other animals shows that fruit and succulent vegetables constitute his natural food." - Carl Linneaus, father of modern taxonomic nomenclature.

    'omnivore' is a blanket/unscientific term. Please get with the program, it isn't a popularity contest or vote..

  • wow you so ignorant its scary. frugivore-non-scientific term. guess what idiot! omnivore is a real scientific term. omnivore or scavenger it is still natural to eat meat, your pretty stupid, you know im right and just keep repeating yourself, for a old man you not to bright. your grammar is better than mine but your logic is not. i refuse to continue this anymore on your acount of being a dumbass. nothing you freaks ever do will stop meat eating. fuck the animals, keep whining its clearly helpin

  • "wow you so ignorant its scary"

    Here we have an exclamatory with more errors than proper grammar.. How can u be taken seriously? Unless English is not your native language, learn how to write, tone down cursing and check your own education before attacking others. Check punctuation, don't leave out verbs, etc. Just basic stuff..

    Thanks for the comedy. I normally don't expose people for linguistic semantic 'errors' but coupled w/fallacies of logic/lies and ad hominem attacks, I can't resist..

  • Your grammar is better than mine, but your logic isn't. You asked me to place facts and refrences, and you just deny them. frugivore isnt a real term, your just a jackass who is impossible to debate with because you deny EVERYTHING. and have no logical answers, to the fact that frugivore is a non-scientific term.You say omnivore isnt, but it is. Ill take the pros at cambridge university, over some washed up old man whos got nothing better to do with his time, than put down people who eat meat

  • Did you notice that you have u in the line "How can u be taken seriously?" instead of you? I mean if you are going to get on somebody else's case about how they type, you should double check your own.

  • "How can u be taken seriously?"

    If you're overlooking the content because of text messaging abreviations in these limited posts, that's your loss. I relay scientific data in limited posts. Take it or leave it.

    "you should"

    Those are your morals, not mine.

  • damn you suck at debating, all your doing is proving me right. Omnivore or svanger there is no differnce, they are diesgined to eat meat, and plants. Omnviores (scavengers) naturally eat meat, and plants. so it is natural for humans to eat meat

  • "Omnivore or svanger there is no differnce"

    I informed u 'omnivore' is just a euphemism for scavenger a long time ago. Regardless, humans digest fruit best. Any old animal can consume meat but with humans, meat causes diseases while fruit reverses diseases.

    Humans are not scavengers. Humans are frugivores.

  • If you go to Washington don forget to eat a Good Brazilian meat at Fogo de Chão.

    I don´t work there , but here is one of the addresses: Washington, DC

    1101 Pennsylvania Avenue N.W.

    Washington D.C., 2004

    (202) 347-4668

  • apes all have vastly different digestive systems.

  • "apes all have vastly different digestive systems"

    Chimps have a genetic distance from humans of 1.4%. Chimps and orangutans have the most similar digestive system and dentition. If it is "vastly different" then u must be a member of Homo corpus consumere, a new variant of hominoid trying to mutate into a cow/pig.

  • lol. The digestive tratc of a pig, resembles that of a human closer than any other animal. FACT not opinion, why? because we both Omnivores.

  • "pig, resembles that of a human closer"

    False. Chimps resemble humans more closely and not just in terms of the digestive tract but metabolic requirements, dentition, total transit time, etc. Chimps are also frugivores, digesting fruit best. You have done no exclusionary diet to tell the difference in digestion. u have no experience with an elimination diet, u merely consume what your culture trained u to consume, maintaining the same sick disease risks as the avg 'omnivarian'.

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  • Vegans are against killing animals , but pro-abortion !! Save the animals and kill the children!!!

  • Meat kills more people than all the wars and abortions combined. Stop your preaching and look at a natural/healthy, human diet.

  • Stop preaching fallacies like "Frugivore". And "Omnivore is a non-scientific term. Because that is the exact opposite of the truth, you can't think of anything when people say were Omnviores, so you say it's a non-scientific term, were furgivores LOL. pathetic, you will say anything to try to get ppl to think meat is bad. Omnivores naturally eat meat, so it is natural for Humans to eat meat.Meat is good for you, just shut the fuck up with the lies, im gonna make sure I kill as many deer as i can

  • "Omnivore" is a euphemism for scavenger as covered. Humans digest fruit best, as covered. Fruit reverses the popular meat diseases and always will.

    "think meat is bad"

    That's your religion. I never said that... Meat is just not natural or healthy for H. sapiens. Consume meat if it is your principle though..

  • So it's euphemism for scavenger? scavenger or Omnivore, it is still natural for them to eat meat, and plants. It is natural for humans to eat meat, we have been doing it since the caveman days, and they high amount of protein , and fat in our diet (as a result of eating meat) is responsible for our brain growth, and intelligence we have now adays, if we didnt eat meat back then we wouldnt have the size of brains we do now.

  • You can argue "health" all you want because that is debatable. however "natural" is not. Omnivores Naturally are desgined to digest both plants, and meat when the opportunity to consume them arrives, we have naturally eaten meat since pre-historic times, and still do. It is natural for us to do so. Your diet is not natural, it is not normal for a Omnivore to only eat fruit, and vegtables it's whole life, you are the one eating a un-natural diet

  • "You can argue health all you want because that is debatable. however natural is not."

    The reason humans DON"T get sick from fruit and DO get sick from meat while fruit PREVENTS, reduces or eliminates diseases caused by meat consumption is precisely because the human genome is optimized for fruit digestion. u may betray your genetic instructions and risk disease all u want, even cows consume cow parts too but this doesn't make it natural. Humans are frugivores by nature, digesting fruit best.

  • Do you not understand Frugivore is a non-scientific term, so when you say were frugivores, it is saying a word that is no accepted in science. So it is meaningless in this debate. You just deny Omnivore which is beyond me why, if such a intelligent person can just overlook a fact. Omnivores have a diet of plants, and meat. Humans are Omnivores, so it is natural for humans it eat meat. The only way you can say it isnt natural is by not accepting the term Omnivore which you have done.

  • "omnivore' is just a euphemism for scavenger" scavengers/monivores enjoy a diet of plants and meat. You say we arnt Omnivores, well the scientists who made the catagories (which there are only 3 not including frugivore) put humans as Omnivores for obvious reasons. There is no point in continuing this debate ,because you have turned from debate, to saying statements i have proved wrong. example. frugivore. example .omnivore

  • And water kills more people than all options above combined!

    Most of Indians die because of sub nutrition . And the hamburgers walking like gods on the streets.

  • And get out from Scientology, child ! Or you will start to act like Tom cruise in Oprah.

  • "Frugivore" is not a real scientific classification. Omnivore, Herbivore, Carnivore

    learn your basics my friend.

  • OMNIVORE IDIOT OMNIVORE

  • Humans are frugivores. There is no 'omnivore" (scavenger) quality in any of the human features.

    "man's structure, external and internal, compared with that of other animals shows that fruit and succulent vegetables constitute his natural food." -Carl Linneaus, father of modern taxonomic nomenclature.

    'omnivore' is a blanket/unscientific term used when there is confusion about the proper food class of an organism.

  • OMNIVORE- are species that eat both plants and animals as their primary food source. They are general feeders not specifically adapted to eat and digest either meat or plant material exclusively. Pigs are one well-known example of an omnivore. Crows are another example of an omnivore. HUMANS are also omnivores. FACT

  • A frugivore is a fruit eater. It can be any type of of herbivore, omnivore or carnivore where fruit is a preferred food type. Frugivory is a very common diet choice. For example, 20% of herbivorous mammals could be SUB-CLASSED as frugivore/herbivore if such a classification existed in science. Since frugivorous/herbivores eat a lot of fruit they are highly dependent on the abundance and nutritional composition of fruits.

  • SUB-CLASSED being the key word. There are THREE, PRIMARY types: Carnivore, Herbivore, Omnivore. Frugivore is a SUB classification, so if you put Humans into one of the Three MAIN catagories they fall into the Omnivore classification. sorry buddy!

    Omnivores are real, and as much as it might pain you, you are a Omnivore, not a Herbivore, mabey in the next life youll be a Deer or something!

  • 20% of herbivorous mammals could be sub-classed as frugivores IF SUCH A CLASSIFICATION EXISTSED IN SCIENCE. "Frugivore" is a made up term. On the other hand it is a well known and accpeted fact that Animals fallk into THREE Catagories: Omnivore, Herbivore, Carnivore. Omnivore is not a "made up un-scientific term" that is a COMPLETE fallacy. Go open up a BOOK, and stop saying bullshit. I am quoting directly from text. "Frugivore" is a un-scientific term. I'm done with you, you've proven yourself

  • No animal digests plants and meat the same. They are NOT digested equally. Humans digest fruits BETTER than meat with opposing digestive processes. ANY animal can consume meat if they have to ie cows, rabbits, humans, horses, chimps, etc. That doesn't mean they are optimized for meat. ALL hominoidea digest fruit best and meat makes ALL hominoidea sick. u may consume meat if u want, that's your right, just don't call it healthy or natural.

  • "Fruigivore" is a non-scientific term, so don't use it. And it it perfectly natural for Omnivores to eat meat, as they are designed to do so. We might not digest meat as effectivley as fruit, but we digest it effectivley, getting the nutrients we need from it. And it is PERFECTLY NATURAL, and HEALTHY. idiot

  • No shit they are not digested queally, Meat takes more effort to break down. SO? that doesnt mean its BAD. And you are a diiot to say eating meat isnt natural. Omnivores naturally eat both. Try to come up with some more bull shit cause the word Frugivore isnt a real term in science. And out inner digestive tract resembles PIGS far more similarly than and APE ,or monkey, so do your research before makeing false statements, such as that and frugivore.

  • "they are not digested queally"

    But for real scavengers, meat does NOT pose digestive problems. Meat disrupts digestion and is mucus-forming, while plants enhance digestion by increasing insulin response, pH & beneficial bacterial flora. Meat reduces nutrient absorption, bone mass, risks gall/kidney stones, sinusitis, diverticulitis, hemorrhoids, anxiety, Alzheimer's, cancer, etc.

    "Meat takes more effort" and is not completely digested.

    "resembles PIGS"

    H. sapiens ARE great apes not pigs

  • Yes we are Apes, but if you were a little more educated you would know that Pigs internal digestive tract resembles humans closer than any other animal. "For the real scavengers" lol

    Humans are REAL Omnivores, is that the best you can do lol? your arguemnt is so weak. At least your not saying "frugivore" Lets work on it again though. Humans are Omnivores. Bottom line.

  • "we are Apes"

    All great apes are frugivores, digesting fruit best.

    "if you were a little more educated you would know that Pigs internal digestive tract resembles humans"

    Not as much as chimp's or orangutan's. Did you know you don't capitalize apes or pigs as they are not personal pronouns? Normally I wouldn't mention linguistic semantic errors but since you were criticizing my education I thought I'd put that into perspective. After that work on theoretical semantics. Humans are frugivores.

  • "Frugivore" is not a real scientific term. That is FACT. Yes we are great Apes, but if you didnt just say bullshit, and said fact like I am you couldnt sustain this argument.(which you arnt anyways, by saying false statements) Do some research, Pigs digestive system resembles that of a human, closer than any other animal.

  • "man's structure, external and internal, compared with that of other animals shows that fruit and succulent vegetables constitute his natural food." -Carl Linneaus "COMPARED to other animals" being the key phrase. Compared to Carnivores? No shit, they eat nothing but meat, Humans compared to other Omnivores- Are very similar (example is a Pig) humans internal organs resemble that of a Pig very closley. WHY? BECAUSE WE ARE BOTH OMNIVORES. you are weak with your argument.

  • Yes, compared to other animals. Humans are frugivores. He didn't say just carnivorous animals, he said animals in general and this is true. Fruit is digested best for humans with antioxidants, meat kills beneficial bacterial flora and has pro-oxidants, contributing to diseases that fruit cures in humans.

    "very similar (example is a pig)"

    False, more similar are orangutans and chimps (frugivores). u may be related to a pig but humans are most similar to other frugivorous hominoidea.

  • Herbivores are not designed to eat meat. On the other hand Carnivores, and Omnivores are designed to eat meat. Yes Carnivores are more suited to eating meat, that is because they eat NOTHING but meat, Omnivores on the other hand, have the jaws, intestinal tract, stomach acidity, to digest both meat, and fruit. Say whatever you want but this is FACT. Humans are classified as Omnivores, and Omnivores are designed to eat BOTH plants and meat.

  • But humans don't have the acidic stomachs of real meat eaters and this is one reason why humans consuming a lot of animal fat are at increased risk for bone degeneration, the stomachs are not being neutralized properly following animal fat ingestion and the body robs alkalizing minerals from bones for homeostasis. Humans trying to consume meat also are chronically constipated and resort to antacids & decongestants. Humans are by nature frugivores but take meat if u are so acculturated..

  • "But humans don't have the acidic stomachs of real meat eaters " LIKE IS SAID we dont digest meat as good as CARNIVORES because they are adapted to a 100% meat diet. WE ARE OMNIVORES, and we eat BOTH PLANTS and MEAT. So no shit they digest meat better. We are meat eaters OMNIVORES eare designed to eat MEAT, so say whatever bullshit you can think of this is FACT. HERBIVORES are not designed to eat MEAT

  • Am J Gastroenterol. 2009 May;104(5):1231.

    Using an established meat mutagen database and new heme iron and nitrite databases, we comprehensively investigated the components of meat that may be involved in carcinogenesis.

    Red meat was associated positively with colorectal adenoma (fourth vs. first quartile = 2.02; 95% CI = 1.06-3.83; P trend = 0.38). Intake of pan-fried meat and HCA: (MeIQx) were also associated with increased risk.

    ..Other meat-related exposures require further investigation.

  • Diet in moderation. the health experts say eat less red meat for a reason, and try to eat more chicken, fish, and poultry. "requires opposing digestive processes to fruit" DUH! they are completely different chemically, of course they require "opposing" digestive processes. Our body produces specific enzymes solely for breaking down meat protien, yet we arnt meant to digest it? We digest meat fine, Olympic athletes eat meat, and they are some of the fittest, healthiest humans to walk the earth

  • "experts say eat less red meat for a reason"

    The reason is that there is a linear relationship between the exposure of carcinogens and cancer risk. The way to acquire cancer is through repeated, small doses over time. Fruit doesn't require such disclaimers. Please reference 'the health experts' who established a safe amount of meat for humans.

  • Omnivores are deisnged to digest MEAT and PLANTS. That is why humans eat both, say whatever you want but this is FACT. "repeated, small doses over time." Where is that logic? So many people eat small doses overtime and are completely fine, and the "health experts" are pretty much 97% of every nutrionist, diet expert, scientists, out there, I'll take their word of yours. How is small doses worse than eating alot? that is bullshit,

  • "Omnivores"

    There is no such thing as an 'omnivore' plants and animals are NOT digested equally. Any animal can consume meat if starving. The health/natural food for humans and all great apes is plants, fruit specifically, the whole fruit with the veneer of fiber for optimal health/digestion. Meat kills beneficial bacteria and lowers pH to impede digestion overall. Humans are frugivores not scavengers ('omnivarians')

  • LOL really no such thing as "omnivore" huh! i guess some vegan nut is right over, all the best and brightest scientists who specialize on this subject of the last 100 years. Because when I open up a BOOK it says HUMANS ARE OMNIVORES. no such thing as Omnivores LOL. common man i thought you were smarter than that, is that the best ayou can do lol? no such thing as Omnivores. If you can say such idiotic statements, then THERE ARE NO SUCH THINGS AS VEGANS

  • We digest meat fine, and the people who have illnesses related to eating meat, have a extreme diet that is prone to have problems, a healthy balanced diet of meat is fine, and all the humans that have prospered, and Olympians who dont seem to be having problems with a meat based diet.

  • "We digest meat fine"

    Int J Cancer. 2009 Apr 13. [Epub ahead of print]

    The role of diet and other environmental factors in the causation of gastric cancer (GC) in Iran-A population based study.

    In conclusion, Helicobacter pylori infection as measured by serum IgG as well as the consumption of red meat and dairy products increases the risk of GC in Ardabil, while the intake of fresh fruit and fresh fish decrease the risk.

    Meat acidifies/requires opposing digestive processes to fruit.

  • lol "Frugivores" ? I dont see that catagory anywhere. There are Omnivores, Herbivores, and Carnivores. And were Omnivores, so just let it go "Frugivores " doesnt exist it is a made up term for people who dont like harm arnimals, HUMANS =OMNIVORE Its a fact. whos right? some vegan nuts, or the smartest brightest scientists humanity has to offer. The best athletes in the world. the most fit humans, Olympians, enjoy a diet of meat. the best athletes eat meat, but they must be fucked up somehow

  • she laughs like dr.hibbit (sp) from the simpsons :)

    i like her

  • go vegan!