Karl Pilkington on Food

[MadcapMacabre]

He is literally the most peculiar man in the universe :'D He has a beautiful mind.

[Mizzsta676]

Aww I like his jumper

[ashthebash32]

17 people have a HEAD LIKE A FUCKING ORANGE

[Matty6660]

Yeah, why ARE dogs getting away with it?

[brightlights456X]

"Why are dogs getting away with it!?"

PRICELESS!

[toms1266]

I could eat a knob at night

[CursedZebra]

Noone can deny - he spoke unquestionable logic here. Why eat dangerous food when we have so many safer options? If only I was this mans child we would rule the world.

[danmancmufc]

haha as long as it's their own dog !!!

[17thchamber]

ahahahahahahaahahahahahaha!!!!­! "the legs get a hold of the neck from the inside... and what not..." i wish i could hear ricky gervais' reaction to that comment i think he might have a brain hemmorage from laughing so hard

[daskillingmoon]

"People are always going on about that place where they eat dogs and saying 'Ah that's terrible,huh?' ... but I don't think it's that bad... as long as you know, it's their own dog."

Haha wtf?

[dbs84]

@daskillingmoon HAHAHAHA yeah that was something else...

[LavLTC]

"As long it's their own dog..." That made me LOL.

[TheGreatDeciever55]

Hey man that toast Karl is eating is actually more unnecessary and dangerous to eat then octopus--- octopus is a protein rich source of meat--- white toast is a gluton filled death food. Atleast out bodies are designed to eat seafood-- cuz it's not designed to eat wheat

[Brendan9895]

@TheGreatDeciever55 You're right, we should be living until 250! but we're eating all this POISONOUS bread and milk! - David Mitchell QI

[cguk2012]

I wonder if he is stoned a lot.

[Liliumforsth]

As long as its your own dog!!!! HAHA

[DrHarryDickman]

***Professor Karl Pilkington

[KraftTV]

if we're eating octopusses why are dogs getting away with it? lmaooo

[dekzta1]

i liked it before i watched it :)

[dizziegirlie2]

I love his jumper!! :)

[bigbeeftomatoes]

everything he says has a really good punchline

[MrLukeEllen]

SImple brilliant

[jimmyc00l]

this is just from the podcast

[mickmon]

Genius.

[mcastro1964]

I would rather eat a dog and keep an octopus

[jackonmsn]

@mcastro1964 i've eaten both ....neither taste good

[anubis1974]

I want him to be my boyfriend:)

[aroundtheworlda]

Ricky ad Karl are both different kinds of genius

[embiqioused]

As long as its their own dog! Brilliant

[themooseOFpower]

carl pilkington is absolutely sound . he makes ricky and steve look like wankers to be honest

[shanustheanus]

the octopus has eight legs, eight arms, at no point did he say tentacles XD

[spacecarb]

he lives in such a sad little world lol

[RJB33RPM]

5150...



[headmase]

You're the best Karl, Please don't let that Ricky prick get at you!

[Vortex289]

Haha, it's alright to eat the dog as long as it's yours. Briliant.

[sandweged]

if we are eating octopus, why are dogs getting away with it? hahaha, awesome

[sandweged]

get around your neck....inside

[DomRosser]

My brain inserts Rickys laugh after most sentences!

[ShadowHawkk]

They need a little ricky reaction cam slide in the corner of the screen. Karls got me looking around the room for laughs lmfao

[mistervanderveer]

What a bald round headed miserable manc cunt he is.

I love Karl.

Greetings from ze Netherlands.

[skoda10]

atleast if its their own dog :P

[frantzxghost]

this man could start his own religion

[ababyinthesun]

tea drinking psycho.

[markadair]

Aww wee Karl sittin' by himself at the wee table :'(

[Bedlamboogieman]

WOT! What are you talking about Karl? What are you talking about? You are talking shite again.

[Drenwickification]

HEAD LIKE A FUCKING ORANGE.

[pratface1928]

@Drenwickification shut the fuck up its just not funny you saying it on a comment

[Drenwickification]

@pratface1928 trololololololol

[undisputedgreatest]

He is actually very smart. He is just such a strange little man.

[drblackfeet1]

@undisputedgreatest no he's actually stunningly stupid

[jensbolle]

@undisputedgreatest smart and smart i dont know, there is a fine line between VERY SMART and idiot Karl dances on that line. some stuff he says is load of bullocks some is very smart

[lordtufty]

@undisputedgreatest I would say it is everyone else who is strange

[Delision]

@undisputedgreatest uhhhh yeah sure buddy. some of the things he says has some sort of profundity just from the pure simplicity of his perspective but don't give him too much credit.

[TheHaave]

@undisputedgreatest Ricky Gervais; If you think he is a genius, you're an idiot!

[SXPandaPwnage]

For Karl and Country!

[metalWIENERsolid]

16 Idiots are abroad.

[RaychulD]

He's not acting, he is a real person. You can tell when he gets interviewed by people, when they ask him unexpected questions and stuff he responds exactly the same, with abit of stupidity in the answer as usual.

[AruvaChan]

OH MY GOSH, I JUST SAW A FRIDGE CABINET?!?!

[AlltimeTrance]

Look at this word I had to type in to have my comment accepted.

worpothled

It drives me mental.

[shelbeable]

he's not stupid at all! he's interesting and unique and opinionated. i'd love to have a conversation with him, partially because it would be the best conversation of my life and partly because there is no way to listen to him without hearing something you've never heard before. he's original. not stupid.

but the poor man does have a head like a fucking orange. :)

[bangkokaaron]

I didn't have pasta until I was about...24. Genius.

[IntoxicatedPanda87]

He has to be acting, nobody is that stupid.

[bangkokaaron]

@IntoxicatedPanda87 I agree, but it doesn't matter. Genius either way.

[JadeBadClips]

@IntoxicatedPanda87 not so sure about that. But I don't think it's stupidity eighter. My brother is exactly the same and he's quite clever.

[gaving2]

My favorite mouth breather.

[BggProductions]

I love hearing Karl think

[lightballproductions]

Is this the kitchen where he took off his pants because his female blind neighbor was naked?

[Live1052]

I'm just glad I'm not his dog!

[Butteryjam]

Karl can't be a made up character played by a guy called graham because nobody that thinks rationaly could come up with the stuff Karl says.

[THESenorChang]

If he wasn't dead serious about everything he says, he'd be the world's best comedian.

[schnorschrajaxx]

@THESenorChang not really as in a way he already is the world's best comedian :P

[gobsbsdvfas]

American houses have a lot more space than a flat in London..hence the fridge. Nothing else.

[dcflaggclawandorder]

"if we're eating octopus why are dogs getting away with it?" LMAO

[91Holdem]

foodage

[wrightylee1982]

play a record!!!!

[rich7t7]

DUDE YOU CANT AFFORD A BIGGER FRIDGE? or whatever they call it there across the pond...the "cold box" or something stupid like that!

[DieMenschMaschine85]

@rich7t7 : I think it's only him and his g/f there. no need for a big fridge. These sizes are common enough in Europe. Probably more used to buying fresh food over here than in the U.S.

[toolworks]

@rich7t7 They are called fridges. Most people in England have large ( not American style large ) Fridge freezers, and some people have the ice dispensers on the front too. This is probably a matter of personal taste or laziness as to why he still has such a small fridge.

[HMFC2397]

@rich7t7 Lol a cold box? Not many people have fridges built into cabinets but if their kitchen is small they might because it takes far less space. Though, ''nowadays' Karl could afford a bigger fridge.

[blainyrules]

1:48 Korea

[MrWhipification]

"out of all the foods out there, I would not think of getting juice from a carrot." LMFAO best line ever!

[Sarasunday1]

i'm not used to karl's speaking without ricky gervais's laughter following it

[tiki3499]

omg i love it! roflmao!!!



[Kullg4r]

1:15 haha look at his monkey hands 

[utubekid132]

HAAA AHH AHH AHH AHH AH HAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAaAAa - Ricky Gervais' response to Karl Pilkington on Food

[jpshuijb]

@utubekid132 you forgot the bit where he says; you're an idiot, play a record.

[pmurph019]

"I remember when Susan caught me putting sausages in the toaster..."

[devey123]

why are dogs getting away with it?

[ediblehatred]

i hadn't had pasta till I was 24...poor, deprived Karl

[Medication102]

When I saw Karl Pilkington on Food, I was kinda expecting it to be a few seconds and his response to food as "It's alright that."

[neelaaamite]

''why are dogs getting away with it?" <3

[nuralider]

I bet that everyone who watches this can hear Ricky Gervais laughing his plumbs off after everything that Karl Says!

[TEKS4LIFE]

@nuralider so true

[yogertlvr]

@nuralider I was going to say the same thing. Ricky has one of those addictive laughs that you can't help but to laugh with him. He could be at a bleeding funeral and the minister says "He was a good man, a fair man, a man's man." and Ricky would possibly say "he was a happy man, a very very happy man, then start laughing. He would have the whole lot in the room rolling in the isle. Great observation mate. :)

[Kiyowara]

@nuralider

nope, can't hear him over my own laughs

[mistax2k]

cran-burry

[thomasbthomas]

the legs get around the neck, and what ave you...inside  lol

[JabelsJunior]

as long as it's your own dog

FUCK ME that's genius ahaha

[LaughitOff1992]

at 0:18 all I can hear is Ricky Gervais shouting "DON'T TALK SHIT!"

[DuzAndyKnow]

Let me suggest that anyone who enjoys watching videos of a grown man proving how ignorant he is please thoroughly examine my channel to meet Andy, a 30 year old who is somehow more stupid than Karl Pilkington even is. Hard to believe, but once you see it, you'll believe it. Andy doesn't even have any imagination or original thoughts of his own. He instead has developed a jumbled idea of information we all know instead.

[rlgaf111]

@DuzAndyKnow It's just not that Karl is stupid and ignorant. He certainly is but at the same time he's brilliant. He's mind works in a different way than most people and sometimes he ends up saying brilliant stuff. But the main thing that makes Karl so funny is the way he formulate himself. Even if he says something you absolutely agree with you can't do anything else but laugh. Oh, how i love this man!

[capsl0ck0n]

His head does indeed look Like A Fucking Orange.

[tasteofcoda]

"If we're eating octopuses why are dogs getting away with it?" Had me in stitches

[marshalllucky]

my aunt, she is very sick ;-(

[gingerfu91]

"If your gonna eat a live animal, don't eat one that's got eight arms."

Good rule of thumb.

[juffan]

I don't like how people keep calling him a genius. He's funny because he is so misinformed, not because he is at a higher intellectual level. I don't like praising stupidity. its fine to be stupid, but to praise it will only be a detriment to society. In conclusion funny=yes, genius=no.

[harper16]

@juffan he's a genius because it's part of the act.

[juffan]

@harper16 It's not an act. This is how he really is.

[rulesandwisdom]

@juffan Not quite. He's obviously a slightly odd guy with a great sideways perspective on the world, but no way is he as slow or oblivious as he sometimes puts on. It's obvious if you watch him in one-on-one interviews. Take the one with Christian O'Connell for example. He's like a quick, witty, normal version of "Karl".

[TheLukeSlade]

Stupidly funny! Check out my video of him talking about the Amazon, oh my gosh it will rip your sides :D

[viper1995]

hahha, 'when i was a kid you just had the one choice...orange'' fucking legend 

[Sami7685]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That last comment KILLS IT!

[MILFMILF221]

hes amazed a kid had a sorbet :P

so hilariouse

[SAFCpr]

i love the fact hes just being himself and its not a scripted character

[oOmozzaOo]

@SAFCpr sorry mate, my Dad has worked on the show and knows Karl personally. It's all scripted.

[DogDogCatDog]

@oOmozzaOo Bollocks.

[redhavok666]

LMFAO!!!! HES PUTTING HIS FINGERS IN THE TOASTER!!!! BAHAHAHAHA!!!

[yoboyrob201]

did he just said the octopus grabs your neck from the inside if you eat it alive.

[AlisRant]

How did you get these clips?!?!

[frenchpet]

"As long as it's their own dog" LMFAO

[john71294]

The Pride Of Britain!

[devastator06]

@john71294 imo one of the great gems of this country. along with stephen fry and brian blessed etc.

[HabeKeinMitleid]

The deadpan he does is fucking brilliant. He definitely has talent.

[Wee1251man]

Pure genius

[c00t999]

"If we're eating octopus why do dogs have to get away with it?? "

[Knaplong]

Sexy Manc!



[ArestoManifesto]

"If we are eating octopuses why are dogs getting away with it"

HAHAHAHAHA he's a genius.

[jimithing2005]

STUPID MANC TWAT

[MsFannyAdams]

@jimithing2005 Says the person who uses capitals letters, anonymously, via youtube to cast an opinion that really shouldn't have been typed. Fuck off.

[jimithing2005]

@MsFannyAdams Just calling him what Ricky calls him you cunt.

[MsFannyAdams]

@jimithing2005 wow, 'cunt' what a top comeback. lol

[Tambs]

@MsFannyAdams "Whoosh"

[Apocalypsetwelve]

It's Ok If It's There Own Dog...If Were Eating Octopus's Why Are Dogs Getting A way With It..hahahahahahahahahah lol

[sticksanddrums1]

that toaster sounds freakin deadly!!! BANG

[fatwink1]

"As long as it's their own dog"

[viniciusb]

The British Gary Busey.

[ThyBlob]

i fucking hate in the ricky gervais show how ricky and stephen are always bashing on karl but it makes for some hilarious stuff gotta love this guy

[BehindTheSpiderEyes]

His accent completes it. Amazing.

[SuperBluesGuitarMan]

"When I was a kid you just had the one choice, you had orange. Now you look at it you've got apple juice..." Wow...karl really does live in his own little world either that or he is really really really old and this whole "apple juice" concept is infact new to him LOL

[mistamowgli]

ALL THE GROSS & WONDERFUL THINGS YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON, KARLY!!!

[jibberjabberx]

As long as it's your own dog hahahahaha :p

oh Karl plzzz try make it easier for me to distinguish if your a comedic genius or infact just a round headed buffon ...

[ahdeath2007]

Almost true but not quite the squid arent alive the soy sauce which contains sodium that they put on extremely fresh squids causes the muscles to contract and it twitches around and when westerners eat these they arent used to it and cant swallow the twitchy tenticle and can choke as a result

[6NoHope9]

@ahdeath2007

It still clings to the inside of the mouth while you chew it, it's the natural reflexes of the nerves in it's tentacles.

And they don't always put the sauce on it, i've seen people eat it as it comes, and as it enters the mouth, the octopus wraps it's tentacles around the face to pull itself out.

[71johnf]

One thing i noticed.. the fridge is the size of a dishwasher! Here in America it's 6 foot high!

[6NoHope9]

@71johnf

ye those fridges started to become popular in england recently too.

[71johnf]

@6NoHope9 I think we should have them here too, to help with the whole fat problem here

[killaguy555]

did anybody else expect ricky to start laughing? im so use to hearing that whenever karl opens his mouth :)

[drkilcourse]

Two Words... Fucking Brilliant!!!!

[DJAY1878]

if were eating octoupuss y are dogs getting away with it hahahahaha legend !

[MrCrusader363]

he's just a round headed-buffoon

[HPhenomenal]

I LOVE THIS MAN!

[Smitamas101]

out of all the bits of food that are out there, i wouldnt think about getting juice out of a carrot

spoken like a prophet

[parshan08]

did he finally fix the boiler ? :O

[elbowbaby1]

"I didn't have pasta till I was like 24." !hahaha omg I nearly cried laughing! I love this man! I wish I could think in the same way as him for just a day!

[jc13jach]

Somehow Karl doesn't like the fact that in this century there are so many differant choices and varieties of juice to drink, but somehow he finds eating your own dog acceptable. Haha, totally laughed out loud at this!

[ballwrench]

such a strange but brilliant man

[vankelia12]

there's no need!

[chaarlotteW]

I agree with most of the things he says.. I think he's sort of a genius.

[jessehuelbig]

All juices have been around forever. Why he thinks that when he was a kid that only orange juice existed is just annoying.

[Cybernaan]

Octopi have legs?

[ZTripin]

head like a f***ing orange

[johnkrois]

@ZTripin are you having a laugh?

[ZTripin]

@johnkrois lol

[morderwarg]

he doesnt have a head like a f***ing orange - damn

[themorningson]

Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage

[disturbaholic]

0:30 ya need more water in your jug mate

[qaiex]

His funny cuz his stupid ^^

[miler726yahoocom]

@qaiex Brilliant deduction, Watson.

[HighDefDownLow]

Karl Pilkington sounds... like Thom Yorke looks!

[techweenie1]

@0:51 "I hadn't (had) pasta till I was about 24"....sounded so strange the first listen and he omits the second had..

[TheStyxUKHH]

@techweenie1

he says 'i adnt ad pasta' ... just quickly says it ..

[techweenie1]

@TheStyxUKHH ahh now I hear it.

[MrTheunknown527]

as long as it's your own dog :D

i love this guy