Ted speaks the truth

[Anteus6]

Oh and one last but not least: where did all the settlers land before hitting New York in the very beginning of the City?

Wait for it....

NEW

JERSEY!

[Anteus6]

NJ's time as a dump is over, it's a great place to live and enjoy the City.

Yeah, it's pretty much New York.

[Anteus6]

Where do New Yorkers go for beach time? Sandy Hook, NEW JERSEY.

Where do New Yorkers go for filling their gas tank? NEW JERSEY.

What is baseball's birthplace? Elysian Fields, Hoboken, NEW JERSEY.

Where was the greatest "NY" singer born? Hoboken, NEW JERSEY.

Where do you have a great neighborhood, with 10 minutes commute to downtown and 20 minutes commute to midtown for half the price of any equivalent in NYC, not even including the multi-thousands resident tax? Jersey City, NEW JERSEY.

NJ's ti

[TheStarryboy]

NYC can suck my hairry balls....JERSEY CITY ROCKS...NJ FORVER...PROUD 2 BE FROM CHILLTOWN.....JC > nYC

[Zerobenny7]

@TheStarryboy that's hilarious... you should do stand-up

[TheStarryboy]

@Zerobenny7 yeah wotever.....i can say the same about people who boast about nyc....come 2 the other side of the hudson.......ohh ..do u even know hudson river exists?? stupid new yorkers....u can dowhatever u want...but NYC will never ever have a Charming sophisticated town like Hoboken ( best bars on east coast), nyc will never have a Stevens Institute of Technology( MY COLLEGE :D) AND NYC WILL NEVER HAVE A JC...nyc is just a wannabe NJ

[Zerobenny7]

@TheStarryboy Well, we don't boast, we just state FACTS okay? NYC alone is loads better than NJ and we don't hate it, we just don't care for it. Lots of towns that are alot nicer and who cares about Stevens Institute of Technology (Columbia, bitch). When people talk about the east coast of the US what do they picture? NOT New Jersey!

But whatever...keep believing in the concoction you've made for NJ....

I'm done....

[mikek44224]

Cut the crap, Ted. You're from Ohio.

[hulaboy94]

and yet he dates and nearly marrys a woman from new jersy.

[tonythompson118]

thats only on tv new yorkers and new jerseyans are friendly to each other because we have so much in common well north jerseyans not south jerseyans

[Biiviz]

I just took a huge new jersey.

[X5Exotic]

South park got your back xD

[Tthemoney15]

3 people who hated this-from NJ D:

[AppleAppChannel]

New Jersey... The thought of it even being in AMERICA astounds me!!!!! the first thing Obama should have done is got rid of that state all together!!!! I feel sick even calling it a state!!!!! -Thumbs up if you agree

[podskubkar]

New Yorkers hate New Jersey but they love Bruce Springsteen :)

[TheTrickyTube]

oh i love this scene look at his face when ted says new jersey i think some new yorkers dont like new jersey cause its to peaceful i dont know ( i am from germany)so please can anybody tell me the way it is ?

[pnklmonade127]

Hey! I'm from New Jersey and we say it's pretty much New York because we also fuckin hate New Jersey! lol

[8911063538]

Why does New York hate New Jersey? That's a question that's been bothering me for while now.

[julieornot]

Well for one thing, they can't even pump their own gas!!

[bballsuprstr91]

@julieornot they pump their fists

[LiLNetworker]

@julieornot Well they pump their fists, not their gas.

[stelthykid47]

@8911063538 new york doesnt hate new jersey

[Taospark]

@8911063538 It's our armpit.

[AliciaAnomalyyXO]

@8911063538

Why wouldn't we , new jersey fucking sucks. its smelllike ass , most of the people ar giants cocksucking douche nozzles and if it werent for cake boss the place would have no credability. it is the wort place in the world.

[GibsonLord1]

@8911063538 Same reason the Mets hates the Yankees....Both are real teams....but c'mon ones real better than the other..

[zfdtscsfxdsxgt]

why to hate new jersey? somebody could tell me? i am foreign...

[psyshock918]

I'm sad to say I lived in Jersey for the first 6 years of my life

[lippyslip]

you need to pst the entire rant, because Ted goes off on people that live in New Jersey and say they live in New York.

I have a friend that does this and it drives people nuts!

Please post Ted's entire rant!

[Imortals300]

ted is only as awesome as barney in saint patys day, at the end of moving day, when he says he was never gona play laser tag, and when barneys in a relationship with robin cause that barney is lame

[Calikola]

To be fair, North Jersey is the only part of NJ that sucks.

Also, New York City is filled with people who moved there from..... New Jersey. So the elitism is completely unwarranted.

[fantajin]

obv uve never lived in NY..

[julieornot]

I agree with that statement, but in all fairness, New York has one thing going for it - it's not New Jersey.

[MCWachner]

You see "THe mother" in this episode, Ted bumps into her.

[tojica]

i thought the same =)

[RedHorrors]

what episode and season is this?

[MCWachner]

Season 3 episode 2

[adamgough1589]

when ?

[MCWachner]

When he is at that party St.Patricks day....

[John2oo1]

AWE..SOME!!

One of the funniest lines in HIMYM history!

[signaturehere25]

hahahahahah

[JessicaxRose27]

I will do alot of things to get laid...

BUT I AM NOT GOING TO NEW JERSEY!

legen-dary

[NoeTCO]

One of those scarce moments where Ted (Oo) becomes as Awesome as Barney YAY!

The Hell nailin' in Jersey

[pyrodogg]

Why they always making fun of New Jersey? To make it worst, they end make fun of my town specifically, West Orange.

[withoutascript]

I know I'm from New Jersey too, why do they make fun of New Jersey? What is so bad about New Jersey?

[asadist469]

the question is what's NOT bad about New Jersey ..

[rachhlovee677]

haha i'm from jersey too...it's just an easy place to make fun of. new yorkers especially seem to love making fun of jers

[ndodsonbe]

Dude you have no idea. New Jersey kids are the worst. I love it when they try to be "different" and go to Piano's. You can easily spot the New Jersey girls, they're the ones who ask everyone "do you have a girlfriend?". It's not a myth, most New Jersey kids ARE annoyingly stupid.

[terryhe]

Truer words have never been spoken.

[falsehopes806]

Legen.

Wait for it.

DARY.

[JackKaye]

awsome