Hitler phones Santa Claus

[snax20091]

dam,who thought killing 6million jews could get you on Santa's naught list

[Ebrainiac1]

Santa Claus then removed his fake gut and beard, revealing himself to be Fegelein in disguise.

[TheRomanBond007]

Santa is pissed at Hitler because Hitler raided the world's Coca-Cola supply.

[communistraptor]

the thing about santa is he brings you ALOT OF COAL. probably 50 pounds. And i actually want that much coal, here are some good uses of coal. one; fuel. 2; causing global cooldown (its theory and its realy complicated so i wont explain it).3: its black powder can be used for decorations.4; its good and hard so you can throw at people.

[fogwatch]

Hitler wonders why he's on the naughty list? Well, the slaughter of 6 million jew's doesn't help!

[communistraptor]

@fogwatch he also killed 21 million people (he killed the 3rd most people evar)

[mibevan]

what is the santa clause clip from 

[TheRenZ007]

Merry Christmas 2011

[SuperScaryZombie]

"You can start by shoving a wet sock in your mouth."

LMFAO!

[Willindor]

After the phone call H-man orderd his troops to invade the northpole. Too bad they took a wrong turn.

[slaidification]

*GASPS* Hitler was actually in America all along!! His decoy was in Germany.

[Tonytambe]

Where is the Santa clips at?

[kevgmei]

@Tonytambe Maybe if you didn't pause at the beginning just to post a comment, then you would see.

[PeachyLeaf]

Calling Santa Claus a lard-ass. LOL!

[shinjin26]

fucking santa claus :)) why don't he eat his own sock and fuck himself up

[mythplatypuspwned]

IS that a computer voice?

[TheHeidelbergKid]

Santa called. I'm on the naughty list. Anyone have any wet socks?

[elitesoldier209]

That does it, Hitler will invade the North Pole.

[NapoleonFTW]

@elitesoldier209 The north -POLE-? havn't the poles suffered enough already?

[CVHatsunemiku]

hitler.....the reason why st.nicholas put u in teh naughty list is bec. ur such a wimp and u always keep hiding in ur bunker =A=

[Almightypizza]

santa has a sunglasses tan linelol

[mrsbritney12281]

LOL "LARDASS:

[JanetFarawayAngell]

watch mine as well /watch?v=t5K7lXbY0Fk

[telekinovice]

@GeneralMastiff and a dotinbom:3 if thats how its spelled (a Christmas tree )

[LordSiravant]

@telekinovice I do believe it's spelled tanenbaum.

[Goonerworld]

Keep pressing 6 for Santa to keep saying LOL

[frankbateau1]

Who did that Santa skit, where can I download it??? This is funny and clever stuff!!! :)

[TheDanrox110]

Americas Most Naughty

somthin tells me hitlers a regular on that show

[JanetFarawayAngell]

HAHAHAHAHA so cute!!!!

[s0m3gu7]

But...but.... MAKE A FUCKING EMPEROR HIROHITO PHONES SANTA NOA! Even the Japanese want a little fucking Christmas

[Antimanele104]

@s0m3gu7 the Japanese don't believe in Christmas...

[archiaskcommando]

@Antimanele104 And that is because they have no souls. They live to pleasure us with cute toys and cool vending machines :P Just kidding.

[luisdiaz1980]

"He doesn't know that I'm really a nice person"

Haha. Comic genius!

[xBLU3BOYx91]

1:21 LMFAO

[MrCakeBombs]

Santa said he saw Hitler on America's most naughty...but he's in Germany D:

[SantaFe19484]

@MrCakeBombs Santa Claus isn't even American! He should be Dutch. The idea of Santa Claus came from Holland.

[glennzone12]

@MrCakeBombs Bin laden made the america's most wanted list,so,yeah.

[prayzrful]

@GeneralMastiff And also Megan Fox......

[clayboychannel]

merry sloaches humanoffs

[scimpanze1000]

he knows when you are ranting he knows when you are bombing he knows if you've shot fegelein or not so don't for goodness sakes.

Hitler:FUCK THAT *SHOOT*

[catalinaga]

Well screw you Hitler, I need coal to make some light in my 2x2 shelter. HEHE

[void735]

Hitlers not invading beacuse he belives it will be another Russia fail

[2xKEWL]

hitler understands american?

[Thunderstar01]

Wait how can Hitler be in America's most naughty when he lives in Germany?

[electronicsstoreuk]

@Thunderstar01

You don't have to be in America to be on their naughty list, take Bin Laden for example!

[michasx90]

Hitler phones Chewbacca will be awesome!

[auron2031]

He's gonna feed every coal he gets to Fegelein XD

[hardcorefierysoul]

"The other day I asked how you were doing and you told me to piss off"

"PISS OFF"

best lines throughout this one!

[jasenrooks2001]

u mean germany's most naughtiest 

[9000sw]

Hitler's Wishlist:

1 Fegelein dead

2 war won

3 speed hack

4 space ship

[MasterBattle2000]

0:57 look Santa has a red star he's one of Stalin's agents maybe part of the NKVD and he seems to love Red

[jnk1296]

@GeneralMastiff You forgot number 4. A world without Fegelein

[MegaBropro]

Hitler's Wishlist :

1.Fegelin in his office

2.Gunshe stop informing hitler

[AcTV628352]

Hitler's Wishlist:

1.A knife(to chop off Fegeleins balls)

2.All jews dead

3.War won

4.World domination

5.Puppy!!!

[Zahertorta]

@GeneralMastiff 4. Fegelein dead :D

[JeffersonDinedAlone]

@GeneralMastiff Vicious, and, as much as I hate to admit it, #3 floored me.

[Blasted9001]

@GeneralMastiff, so his list alone puts him on the naughty list. FAIL

[Lach1234]

The 'Piss off' never gets old. :D

[Yoshimitsu483]

Shoving a wet sock in your mouth...LOL

[MrTristram666]

You can get back on the nice list by shoving a wet sock in your mouth. I almost was in tears it was so funny XD

[RicStudios]

What the hell is Santa watching, "America's Most Naughty For"!? 0_0

[enrico4656]

santa claus is fegelein

[TheSpyMaster100]

@enrico4656 Fegelclaus?

[whyicare]

Hitler:He doesn't know that i'm a really nice person.

Hitler *begins Pencil of Doom *

[raccoonmatinginyour]

I rofl'd through all of it.

[mysticdarkrai135]

lol america's most naughty. sounds like my kind of porn show :P

[Dubzoomember]

WTF is that Santa thing?

[Bioniclemaniac]

how did Hitler make the naughty list you ask? hmm... does the holocaust ring a bell?

[Cyricist001]

@Bioniclemaniac Nonsense, he is on the naughty list because he refused to pay the gas bill.

[specs100]

santas talking about hitler? i though he was talking about Bill O Riley ..



[aroniense21]

@specs100 So i wasn't the only one thinking about that.....

[danning1]

Hugh Hefner makes the naughty list every year.

[1234Murphdog]

32 people are on the naughty list

[kenken8765]

you can start by shoving a big cock in your mouth XD

[trinsualt]

@kenken8765 your so funny

[TheHawkeye518]

what video is the santa one from!

[GeneralSturnn]

Hitler got on the naughty list from the Holocaust

He's pissed off because he's earned a permanent stay on that list, lol.

[HappyIsFleeting]

It ruins it if youre German and completely understand what everybody is actually saying. I geuss people will learn in the future to mute the actual dialoge.

[SethTheArcticFox92]

I spewed Pepsi all over the keyboard as I watched the video.

Around the time Hitler said he was a really nice person. XD

[runescapeonwz]

who is hitler? is he real?

[CCGamingStudios]

@runescapeonwz you're kidding?!?!?!

[eagc7]

@runescapeonwz Check Google and Wikipedia

[DangerousPerson1000]

Hitler will get 1 lump of coal for every Jew that he killed.

[deathdealer312]

No no guys, Hitler is the good guy, he didnt actually kill the jews, the poeple who oversaw the deathcamps did, but not Hitler, Hitlers actually a great guy

[NotAG4yName]

@deathdealer312 thats like saying the boss of a street level drug dealer isnt actually a criminal because all he does is supply the dealer who then commits the crime

[FiRD5]

that's right piss off

[AJTyler16]

oh god...typo fail...i meant to say monster not molester *facepalm*

[Rachamacha]

Let's all be naughty. That way, we'll solve the world's energy crisis!

[ftdib]

I'm thinking that Santa's coal is the only thing keeping the bunker heated

[NodDisciple1]

Where they get the Santa clips? XD

[Uberdude25]

Fuck youtube pop up ads

[Blazenwave]

@Joeyred56Cp Your an ass, Hitler didn't have the plan of killing the Jews, that was all Himmler. Now you can go back to studying your little American Civil War and Mexican and American war instead of something that will profit you. (like learning about a war 60 years ago, not a war frickin 100-200 years ago!)

[deathdealer312]

@Blazenwave What? Are you serious? Nah, no ones that stupid.

[Blazenwave]

@deathdealer312 HIMMLER, was the leader of the death camps, HITLER was the leader of the Nazis. Hitler didn't like the Jews, but he didn't have the idea of killing them. He just made all the Germans make fun of them, and each Jew had a arm band with a david star so everyone knew who to spit at. Himmler diecided that they should kill them all, and he would vist the camps. Hitler just tried to fix Germany, and he thought if he sent out all the Jews Germany would be better. Himmler killed them.

[deathdealer312]

@Blazenwave Then your truly an idiot

[Blazenwave]

@deathdealer312 Ahaha. Who taught you about WWII? If you have the time (oh I and KNOW you have the time) go look up WWII before you start a historicial coversantion, Mr. Genuis

[deathdealer312]

@Blazenwave Go read Mein Kampf

[Blazenwave]

@deathdealer312 Hitler wanted them dead, but he didn't know how to achieve that. Himmler knew.

[steve5123456789]

@deathdealer312 That a good book, is Mein Rant good enough?

[steve5123456789]

@Blazenwave Think you should know Hitler let the Jews leave the country in 1938, or 1939 on ships 1/3 left Fact, some of his head generals were jews Fact, theres something seriously wrong with the history we have been learned, not the big picture.

[Blazenwave]

@steve5123456789 "Hitler just tried to fix Germany, and he thought if he sent out all the Jews Germany would be better." That is what I wrote in my second comment, so yes I know that. All we learn is NAZI=JEW HATER. Sure Nazis hated Jews, but that was not the whole picture, Nazism is a group of many beliefs. The Jew killing was a small part which grabbed the most buzz.

[Blazenwave]

@steve5123456789 And also, you DO know that Nazis tried to not look as murderous as possible right? If they were going to turn the whole world Nazi, killing 6 million inoccents is not the way to start. Hitler knew if he killed them Nazis and the whole German race would look like savages, and look, now they do.

[steve5123456789]

@Blazenwave You should know the soviets murdered 60 million people in the gullag that is almost more than WW2 deaths, it is believed the jews killed were only between 1 million to 2 million the Americans murdered 2 million in south asia not soldiers people, I can't see the big deal.

[Blazenwave]

@steve5123456789 When the soviets invaded Germany they used to throw German babys out of windows, rape tons of German women, and bomb cities leading to civillian deaths. They were disguisting. All those raped and killed Germans who probably weren't even Nazis and only the Jews are foucesed on. Also Germans bombed British homes and towns and killed Brits. I hate it how the murdered Jews get the most attetion, millions of civillians died in WWII that weren't Jewish.

[AJTyler16]

@Blazenwave you wanna know whats more disgusting? people back then and "today" try to make Hitler look like the good guy for doing all that and they try to make the allies look like they are the ones who raped germans and killed them everything you said they all tried to pin it down on the allies...and jews....fucking sick a man who kills is NOT a hero hitler was not a hero in fact hes a molester and i dont care if he was a "good guy on the inside" a man who kills like that is a fucking monster

[NotAG4yName]

@Blazenwave The thing is the kind of rape and murder the the soviets and japanese did was had been commonplace for hundreds of years in war....But the rounding up and calculated extermination of over 9 million people is an atrocity on a scale that had none before and hopefully none ever will even come close... what foot soldiers do in battle lust is one thing and i dont condone it but when high level military leaders organize genocide its pretty important to remember

[TheHawkeye518]

@Blazenwave yes. AFTER germany did that to them.

[Blazenwave]

@TheHawkeye518 And again we don't care about the German attacks on the Soviet Unoin. It's all about the Jews, which I have nothing agaisnt, I simply think it's incredibly rude to only think about 6 million out of 50 million.

[thelastblah]

"You can get back on the nice list, you can start by shoving a wet sock in your mouth, but you better act soon!"

I just lost it there.

[dempsey981]

SCWIENHUNDT SANTA,HE WILL BE SHOT IMMEDIATELY,IF NOT,SOONER!!!

[opszanski]

Damn it, not another piece of COAL!

[gunsrlove]

America's Most Naughty...Considering this came from Santa, I can't stop thinking it's some kind of child porn....

[icytadbull]

who's da santa?

[applejax89]

I knew this conversation would not end well..... anyway,

HITLER is afraid of getting a lump of coal!?

He should be worried about getting a lump of shit!

[zetsu75]

1.be a naughty person

2.get a lump of coal

3.???

4.profit!

[brandokid25]

Whats so bad about getting coal? You can sell it and make profit XD

[mrIhaveamuffin]

"You'll be wishing that you got a lump of coal in your stocking"

Whats worse? Santa Rape?

[exelentdude]

"ho ho ho" lol

[MrCaine10]

I bet Fegelain will receive many beautifull presents and Hitler will be angry again :D

[mrkiky]

what was microsoft sam doing there?

[trayguy]

Hitler lnever visited the USA. He would not have been well received if he did.

[ShootANerdMaster]

Why was santa looking at naughty girls and boys....

[legotronixz]

32 people are jewish

[BobbyRossRacing93]

@MrJeffrey7575 which is most likley saying to go killyourself XD

[AJTyler16]

did he say "america's most wanted"?

[looker999997]

Yes, getting some million people killed will probably put you on the naughty list.

[jayhoffer]

@looker999997 Multiply that by 20.

[Cactusman96]

Hitler and Santa?!, not a good combinasion....

[FollowerOfTheGods]

32 people shoved a wet sock in their mouth and it didn't work...

[67nairb]

Name one book in which it was written that Hitler visited the U.S.A. And what documentary on the History Channel did it state that Hitler visited the United States?

[67nairb]

In the WORLD AT WAR episode INSIDE THE REICH for Christmas 1940 Joseph Goebbles was Santa Claus or Father Chistmas as the English call him Shocking, isn't it?

[isaidwe]

"That's an outrageous suggestion!" D:<

[LordTairan]

Im sure Hitler was a nice guy, you know apart from trying to kill everyone he didnt like,sending people to death camps, mindwashing young boys to join the army, gasing people painfullly, yelling at his workers,telling people to piss off, makeing evil governments and yelling at Fegilein all time theres more but i think he was genarally a good guy.

[halomaster546]

why would hitler be on the naughty list?! WHATS GOING ON!!!

[67nairb]

0:47-0:51 doesn't he mean Germany's most naughty? Hitler never visited the United States.

[narukofan2]

@67nairb actually Hitler did visit the United States back in the 1930's.

[67nairb]

@narukofan2 When was that?

[narukofan2]

@67nairb I think it was sometime in 1933.

[67nairb]

@narukofan2 You're puttin me on. Where did you get that information?

[narukofan2]

@67nairb I've read books about World War II and watched the History Channel on World War II.

[67nairb]

0:47 doesn't he mean Germany's most naughty? Hitler never visited the United States.

[67nairb]

That Santa looks computer animated.

[CootBusiness]

Hitler would've had a chance of winning the war by getting a lot of coal and use it for electric energy production over the fuel shortage.

[antoniojonino]

PISS OFF XD

[TheGamer4EverNL]

:lol:

Hitler on the nice list?! That is soo wrong! x'D

[Nazrul117]

@TheGamer4EverNL So as Stalin(I think they bribed Santa)

[Justas923]

Hitler is not american. Santa fail lol :D

[Nazrul117]

@Justas923 So as Stalin(I think they bribed Santa)

[ATATMaster]

@Justas923 germany has the same tradition

[Blazenwave]

@Justas923 I know, Germans don't like/have Santa.

[AJTyler16]

@Justas923 you dont have to be american to be on America's most wanted Osama wasnt american...yet he was on our top 10 list

[kindafunny3000]

I Heard something like 5 KM and Russians... O.o

[y2jrkofan]

LMAO

[kingbfla]

"The other day I asked you how you were doing and you told me to piss off." "Piss of!" That line is gold!

[lamaddussa]

mass murder didn't make it onto santa's naughty list?

i'll never understand christians...

[vigo894]

@lamaddussa= Santa Claus is secular. Not Christian.

[lamaddussa]

@vigo894

to some extent, but we all know that the whole santa claus thing is a part of christian culture, and has perhaps been adopted by a few others as a non religious oriented activity, but it's really part of christian culture and has no part in any other religious culture... and, actually, wasn't the original person that santa claus is based on some kind of religious figure from the netherlands or something who gave gifts to children?

[vigo894]

@lamaddussa= Santa Claus was based off a bishop named Nicholas from the Byzantine Empire, now Turkey.

[lamaddussa]

@vigo894

thanks. i was too lazy to check my info at that particular moment. but the figure appears to be an amalgamation of several historical & mythological entities originating from a number of cultures, in every case either coming out of or merging into various christian cultures, then in some cases, losing, to an extent, its firm association with christianity, it is certainly not associated with any other modern day religion. however, though in some cases its actual origins are pagan.

[67nairb]

@vigo894 December 6, is St. Nicholas Day and is celebrated in Germany, Poland and other countries in Central Europe.

[attilagoijra54]

@67nairb acctualy mostly in holland

[narukofan2]

@lamaddussa actually December 25th was not Jesus Christ's day of birth since December would be too wet and cold in Israel. Jesus Christ was mostly born during the months of fall, spring or summer because of the shepards were in the fields during the time of Jesus Christ's birth. Also December 25th is the Pagan celebration of the winter solstace.

[narukofan2]

@vigo894 actually it's Pagan in origin that became Christianized by the Roman Catholic Church.

Did you know that December 25th is the Pagan celebration of the winter solstace and the ancient Pagans sacrificed (murdered) their children to an idol for a bountiful fall harvest.

[vigo894]

@narukofan2= Yes, and it's also when the Romans celebrated the holiday called Saturnalia. A pretty wild holiday.