"Miss Barth" Comedy By Mark Lowry

[SkootMom]

"Thighs in seperate zip codes".....OH MY GOSH!!!! LOVE IT!!!!

[wirklichdoof]

mark lowry is hilarious. I met him back in 09 :)

[ninnapoooh]

love everything but the fat jokes

[templar19]

To all teachers (myself included): have a care in how you treat your students, because some of them may have the chance to tell everyone else exactly what they think of you.

[jack5505]

her thighs were apolgizing hahahahhahaha



[vonlossberg]

Just found Mark...don't know how I have missed him..he is a crack up...still laughing!

[GaleStream]

There's one line after this vid's last one, "My dad was a lawyer". Or something along the lines of that.

[PEANUTBUTTERJELLY721]

i havea bunch of cassetes with him on them I listen to em when I get the chance

[MsRegal34]

i grew up on him, hes great, want to know who i am, look up the song by him called ''Every teacher knows my name''

[lydia0609]

Don't sign it! lol amazing

[lydia0609]

"Don't sign it!" lol best advise ever. lol

[1angel0777]

What's the one where he talks about turning thirty?

[DreamSkyGirl]

I love this video of Mark Lowry.

[SuperFTWFTWFTW]

lol, thighs in seperate zip codes!!

[janejuliet]

This is hilarious!!! I laughed so hard I cried! I have a brother that is so much like Mark; as a kid he was always so smart but so active and his mind always moving. Well, he got this idea one day to put a "kick me" sign on his teacher's back. Not funny, and the teacher was truly horrified when she found out at the end of the day, but thinking back now about how clever he thought he was in the fourth grade, and then listening to this, I just can't stop laughing!

[Rebekiah86]

@janejuliet

hahaha look up "Mark Lowry Every Teacher" on youtube if you haven't seen the video already! Mark does a parody of "Every Heartbeat" by Amy Grant and he talks about things he did to the teachers at school - I think you may find your brother has more in common w/ Mark than you thought! lol

[JackieKLG]

Soooooooooooooooooooooo rediculas.  Mark is my favorite comedian

[MrDarcyGrl23]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! This guy makes me die laughing. XD He was such a smart-alec, but I guess that's what makes a comedienne a comedienne. Thank you so much for posting this. :)

[dvnstwrt00]

This never gets old.

[jemilovestories1234]

OmG all that stuff is TRUE!! I actually had her as a subsitute this year!! HA!!

[SoniaRose71]

always loved his comedy and esp this one!

[LovesMyJimmyStewart]

What's the name of this comedy tour?

[artistygirl]

holy...... omg........ god that is REALLY freakin creepy..... his facial expressions..... lol

[Downs2440]

Mark Lowry has to be the greatest comedian of all time. Most of all because he is a Jesus-loving man.

[Stephie2007]

"Don't Sign It!!" LOL

[GENOSLADY]

"scuse me, Pardon Me, Scuse Me, Pardon Me......LMBO :D

[smencils205]

I love him!

[twilightersluvemmett]

"If you ever write anything like that again...DON'T SIGN IT!!!!"

[TheKaycig]

Do you have the video of the skit he did about "pivot on you good foot and walk back to me"?

[hoover4000]

no i had the audio downloaded a while back it was one of my favorites of his. i'm not sure a video is aviable of it. but i need to at least find the audio again and post it.

[Rebekiah86]

@hoover4000

I don't know if you have it saved in a collection of your own or not, but I think you MIGHT be able to download an MP3 file of "pivot on your good foot" from Amazon...

BTW, Thank you for posting so many of these videos!! Ever since I first heard of Mark Lowry, I've loved his comedy, and I always know I'm going to enjoy a video if you've posted it - cuz it's usually a lot better video quality :-) so thanks!

[soccrFreak01234]

OMG i had a teacher in 6th grade that hated me(every teacher who ever had me hated me excepy one)

[crete1032]

LOL!!!!!!! this guy is awesome!

[mann4God]

"Your feeble attempt to participate in any intelligent conversation only goes to exaggerate your already pathetic lack of mental ability." Classic!!!

[jammies3]

Really refreshing to hear comedy with no cussing.........and it's EVERY BIT AS FUNNY as the "big name" comedians do with the bad language/garbage!!!!

FANTASTIC!!

[Downs2440]

@jammies3

Yeah, we need to get rid of that Atheist idiot Bill Maher first of all.

[ZzlucaszZ1]

This is funniest guy on earth he's so funny! i cant stop laughing!

[alunawulf]

ROFLOL!!! hes awesome. more funnies

[TheAngelofgrace]

Mark is just like me

[Myhopeisinhim]

*lol* This one had me rolling on the floor laughing..well okay, not literally rolling on the floor but i'm sure my whole apartment heard me.

Nice one, Mark

[SpirrwellSR]

I like this guy he is awesome. I miss his good comedy days. Now that he's 50 he doesn't have many comedy shows.

[Razorweight]

LOL!! i've only randomly come across this guy! OMG as a brit he is hilarious, nice to have us comedy i get XD he still looks like a little boy, genius!! XD best comedy i've seen in aaaages! :)

[spyrocyndersaphira]

she has thighs in seperate zip codes lol

[XinksX]

If you EVER write ANYTHING like that EVER AGAIN!!!!

DON'T SIGN IT!

I died laughing, I wasn't expecting that >D

[robotdude14]

haha, best part!

[RDouglassMahaffey]

What did you expect? His dad's a Lawyer! LOL

[jkds3]

I love this guy, He is really good clean comidy!

[totofan4ever]

Your febel attempt to participate in any intelligent conversation, only goes to exaggerate your already pathetic lack of mental ability.........

Sincerely, Mark Lowery

:D

[demothiflame]

0:26 only mark lowry can do the eyebrow thing XD

[1admullins]

I had to watch this twice, i haven't laughed this hard in ages, don't ever write anything like that again and if you do don't sign it, that is great, my favorite part. gotta love Mark, you just gotta!!!

[migdet4]

LOL

[kendallms7]

LOL!

[DayDreamer19991]

Absolutely hilarious! This is the best video!

[timsnow19932]

lol

[danininjawarrior]

I can't stop laughing! I loved it when he took off the shoulder padds, though when you think about it they probably saved his life... he seemed on the brink of getting whip lash!

[illownu276]

DONT SIGN IT! lmfao

[illownu276]

LMFAO! XD!!! "DONT SIGN IT!"

[haidook]

he he it nice .. i like it

[bunnyluv41]

HAHAHA .. two for the price of one .. you get a whippin in school ... you get a whippin at home! HAHAHHHAHA!!!

[1990hornet]

"DON'T SIGN IT!!!!" ROFL

[dutchmcgee101]

ROFL.

[fuck2541]

The letter part is reale funny xD and after that the spanking part...

"Mark,if you ever, write anything, like that again... Did i spit on you???" xD and the last part is good too with his face... "Dont sign it!!!" xD

[hatsonme]

he told this one at the Zellwood Corn Festival a few years ago

[EmbarassedGirl]

Omg the miss barth face is the funniest thing ever

[traceyahutch]

miss aaassssas barth

[amcbianca]

'Scuse me,pardon me,'scuse me,pardon me!

[Tory584]

lol miss barth

[Melan4]

"Your febel attempt to participate in any intelligent conversation, only goes to exaggerate your already pathetic lack of mental ability. Sincerely, Mark Lowery" I memorized that when I was little and said it to someone at school -it was priceless!

[drackula96]

lol im gonna do that to my principal because hes a freak that may be decently cool and rlly nice but he has crappy jokes that ppl already know the answer to because half the time he says the answer in them the other half it makes no sense

[RocktheSocks]

Is that a *mullet*?

[hoover4000]

yeah it is

[GVFans]

1980's?

[bunnyluv41]

Most definitely ... hahahahaha

[christian4life2008]

Miss *Belch* BBBBBAAaaaaAAARRRrrTTffff!!!!

She had thighs in seperate zipcodes LOL!!

[dutchmcgee101]

Love that one.

[owlet70]

the mimics are priceless!!! have this on cd, but it is NOT the same without the FACES he makes!!!laughing so much it hurts!

[cdjj07]

hahaha... my dad would say the same thing...

[haypurple14]

DON'T SIGN IT!!

hahahaha! read a book with this skit it in.

[indianajay19]

"If you ever write anything like that again, don't sign it."

That is freakin hilarious! I have been looking for these videos for a while. So happy to find them...

Thank you!

[BellaSparrow]

haha..i've always loved that letter he wrote :)

I got a 3 day vacation! hehe

[wfl17]

did i spit on you?

[Ahimelek]

Miss Barth

[lyzz19]

Oh my! This was one of my favourite comedy peices when I was a child... my mother had this whole thing on cassette, as well as "This is the Life" and I swear I've never laughed so hard in my life! Good stuff, thanks for posting it; been looking a loooong time for more Mark!

[PkPrincess1992]

OHMYWORD This is hilarious! Thanks for uploading! :)

Leah

Romans 15:13

[wfl17]

he needed a hair cut back then

[hoover4000]

I know!! lol my mom likes it when his hairs like that but I think it's a tad too long for his head shape. it gives him kind of the "square head" look. But I still love him LOL