Survivor Racist Parody

[differentandalike]

YOU SYMBOLIZE HOPE

[masstorjms]

ROTFL!!! CBS (CROSS BURNING STATION) they was wrong for that

[Halo2588]

If wighty went there chicken an waffles would win i mean empty the water and have the glass be a lighter that sun is bright

[OshnapitzNiNi]

I think the team chicken&waffles will win...

[Sleeky20x]

if it was tacos... id bet on the burrito family

[halcyon0830]

CBS = Cross Burning Station

[DistressedDamsel79]

"Team Chicken and Waffells you get...a glass of water"

"What??!!"

[Reptiles9Rock]

AND A VIDEO ON HOW TO START A FIRE.

this is mostly racist to white people as it makes us look dumb :(

[mrtundra45]

@Reptiles9Rock no its making fun of the so called "white privelege" ... its comedy

[DidierMarin18]

@Reptiles9Rock racist to white?? did you see the video??? did you see the rest of this skit???

[dontbecutk]

Due you reckon they'll get a DVD player for that DVD???

[vcross123]

Oh wow I wonder who will win lol

[airmaster123]

i wonder who won the challenge .... i think ill bet on team chicken n waffles

[dane450]

17 people were on team chicken n waffles.

[Rubber911Duck]

haha team chicken waffles got a glass of water team white bread got a fire starting kit and a dvd on how to start fires haha

[rwroe1]

ahh okayz hahah thats just meanest raciest hahahaha !

buht i think the chicken and waffles are gonna win yeh ! hahaha

[GHOSTY345]

LOL im white and i found that absolutely hilarious

[zeon1111]

376 people have fire kits

[MrSaltyPeanutbutter]

Team chicken n' waffles got some lighters to light there dope so they can use they glass of water to put out team white bread's fire

[Nothing2Funny]

team chicken and waffles, you get a glass of water

[Reydaniels]

break the glass use it like a magnifying glass?

[icemickiejamesfan]

@Reydaniels but they don't have a magnifying glass

LOL

[youlikemydog]

hahahahha

[XiseAngel]

how are you suppose to start a fire with a glass of water?...lmao! that jokes!!!

[sniperxx8]

team soy sauce!!

[Darkgodaphex]

Lmao, Fire-starting kit.

[bigfootskitty]

Hey! ...Wait A minute,.. I like fried chicken and waffles, water melon too! They probably figured the bro's already had something big and strong enough to make A bow for the fire drill, I bet it looks like Michael Jackson dancing when you use it though

[ShikSkully]

Why does this seem so familiar?

[RubicsCubeProduction]

WTF A GLASS OF WATER!!!

[BabyEagle4U]

lol

[TANIQUIA]

team soy sauce lol and chicken n waffles lol

[lalalaih8waffles]

oy so hard, im all four. damn.

[twistedclown5150]

Mexicans are better than crackers wooohooo

[Kiwiness]

team soysause!!!!!! looool

[XXXAngelNHellXXX]

Ahahahahaha... lmao :))

[tefras14]

Glass of water

It stars fires

[VictoryOrValhalla14W]

Lol pretty funny.!!

[mickey0209]

lmao

[godrod5]

team chicken and waffles dey put out oder pplz fire

[wasuuppy]

team soysauce all the way!!

that was hilarious

[umumum1]

yeaaaaaah team burrito! :P

[SurvivorFromKansas]

Cross Burning Station

lol

[dianmartin]

haaa team burrito

[JoJoNeutron]

lol. wow.......

[mastergaara8]

cross burning station lol

[ian18249]

team soy sauce.

lol

[the504boi]

lolol that is terrible

[jfdkskfj]

lmaooo team chicken and waffles

[abodd925]

lol

[indianos7]

LOL!!! The asian get only a toothpick man!

[MILF317]

haha, wow... shouldnt be funny but it was...hahaha

[heartofzorro]

A glass of water LOL The Cross Burning Station

[Magician12345]

ooo or used the water to put out other peoples fire!!!!

[doctorw2]

ooooooooooooh a glass of water to make fire thats really cold.

[Magician12345]

coulda used it to focus the sun rays to burn somthin .

[princessshanna]

man i loved those parodys, they are sooo hilarious

[MoNiKaV6]

omg...i cant stop laughting....i belong to team burrito lol :)...yay

[rob39uk]

cross burning station lol

[Layiloe]

lol i didnt know black people like waffles xD

[txt2k3]

You fuckin dumdass.

[Layiloe]

get punched in the nuts again cuz ur fag? thought so, have fun cutting urself

[txt2k3]

What you said doesn't make sense

[Flatine1]

hahah team chicken and waffles

[RealDefentertainment]

hahah Keegen is totally dressed like a cholo

[midnightclever]

wow. if you didn't get you probably should be sleeping next to your dog right now

[Ammanah121]

its true, have u guys ever noticed the minorities always are the first to get the boot on these reality shows?

[ishjosh]

LMAO

[girlversionTFJ]

;D funny

[sakasteow]

team borrieto, real soya sause, team chicken and waffles...you get a glass of water...WHAT!? lmfao!!

[PsycoticBlueFlames07]

wow I knew they were gonna make a Klan joke by looking at the title! XD

[yogerts]

100,000 viewer

[TheWeakandUnavailibl]

go azn sensation!

[jules10109]

lol! It would even funnier if team "chicken n waffle" won. XD

[PeaceLoveAndVicodin]

Ya, that would kill!!!

[redbull8x8]

lol, if they are god

[PuppyXz]

@jules10109 They do.

[thecommenter4]

lol

[deadlywizard234]

That is a very informative piece of writing there. But, ummmm, perhaps this is the wrong forum for that kind of discussion? LoL

What the heck does that have to do with this Madtv parody lol

[NewGunner84]

it doesn't have to do anything with the video but people before said that it is impossible to be an atheist-jew so i was proving them wrong...because they didn't believe me

[sgtank123]

For all those out there.."Jewish" IS NOT A RACE. ITS A RELIGION DAMMIT.

[psycomf]

No judaism is a religion, jew is a ethnicity.

[bigrigbob2010]

@sgtank123 WRONG ! the jews disagree with you=

Rabbi Stephan S. Wise: "Hitler was right in one thing. He calls the Jewish people a race, and we are a race".

[residentmagnum]

lol cross burning station

[Mustafa44655]

LMAO

[speedstakerguy]

AHAHA ROFL THATS AWSOME

[xxGABALLAxx]

LOL!!

[KansasCityKing1962]

who won the actual survivor

[PistachioNut1022]

yul kwon

[TokenChokin]

lol what did the asian dude say "ah da ba da ping bang"

lolz "what?!'' at the glass of water LOL!

[EdasLT]

a glass of water xDDD

[sprainedbtate]

hahaha team chicken and waffles

[birthdaygirlmichelle]

yay whites! ha

[toxic996]

haha

[comoxj]

NIGGA!!! Like they're gonna WIN if they had fire staring kit!!!

[TonyTheKin]

Its just a joke chill.

As if blacks dont make fun of whites..

[artdjmaster]

true. They don't want us to do it, but they do it anyways. It's a two-way street, people.

[BroadCastTuber]

Lmao a glass of water?

how that ganna help make fire? lol hahahah

[Glueheaded]

thats the joke...

[Rawrlor]

Thats the joke.

[GiggaGMikeE]

CBS: The Cross Burning Station

Brilliant!

[OfficiallyTori]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha! messed uppp!!!!!!!!1 hahaaha

[andrzejekswords]

excellent show & parody

[holydinwtf]

Water?

[Marcell2aG]

I'm black and that was hilarious.

[NarutoXHinataXForeve]

i am asian i don't find this offensive, just funny xD

[IndependenThoughts]

I know right?

[halomasacare]

team burrito man i find that offencife because i am hispanic

[mvpboy]

I'm Hispanic and I don't find it offensive.

[jasmine123098]

lol don't take it so seriously i'm black and thought it was funny. at least team burrito didn't get water! :P

[DeathrowNZL]

I think the joke is targeted at white people more then black people jasmine trying say there to dumb to start a fire or something.

[jasmine123098]

maybe lol. I think it's more that their trying to show that survivor cook island was racist though :P

[itsthegreenplatypus]

lol calm down. its a joke

[dhexz21]

LOL team soy sauce

[milk4lifez]

lol ??? water????? HAHAHHA

[orangejump11]

they could use the water drink it and then break the glass and start a fire agaisnt the sun of by smacking arock against it,,,,,, if sparks come off glasss,,,, so they?

[ShadowSoulja]

against a fire starting kit... good luck.

[orangejump11]

oh i know that ahaha but u can start a fire. lolol

[19215467346]

thats so funny xD

[NurHassan47]

im asian, but asians doesnt have to mean that they are part chinese, wth, im a bruneian, a malay, why do people take asians as chinese/japanese ? ?

[jpittam22]

get over yourselves people, its a joke. I'm mixed race and thought it was funny. Its just a sketch

[CSImiami4Shakira]

OMG

[wwerandy5]

lol team white bread "you get a fire starting kit" ect. lol

[DBZmaster0123]

this was not racist at all.

[SheGotItLikeDat]

it wasn't I agree but it was very stereotypical.

[DONPATCH00011]

this is my favorite ever!

[mexican902]

Team Burrito will win every one

[aieshamoore]

im dark skinned, but i look asian kinda. . . where would i go probably in the mixed race group. . IF THEY HAD ONE . . . that pissed me off!!!

[mansamunsa]

when you say you look "asain", im assuming you mean mongoloid, that is incorrect cause since everybody stems from the original(Afrikan) gene you can go to africa and see the likeness of all people. So you find many people that look "asian".

[aieshamoore]

mongoloid????what???

[mansamunsa]

U mean phenotype of chinese,japanese,koreans,vietn­amese,etc.... Asai(n) is a continent, which includes eastern europe(ans), Indi(ans), Arab(s) countries, and Afro-Asiatics.

[babyEroose]

there are three "primary colors" from which all of the races stemmed from. mongoloid, caucauscoid, and negroid. Mongoloid ppl have the southeast asian appearance, native americans & many pacific islanders are also apart of the mongoloid group. caucauscoid are individuals of european & mid-eastern/west asian descent and i think you can figure out the negroid one.

[tichina5]

team burrito lol!

[ishmaalt]

the blacks could use the glass & sun to start a fire.. they got the second best deal

[Shitsandgiggles1234]

ishmaalt,  shut the fuck up

[ishmaalt]

make me

[gitstoopid]

ishmaalt is right I think Ive done that kinda thing before

[erdalea20]

fuck race everyone is a human being to me and I dont see color PERIOD!

[megmonsterB2lovesGIR]

thats right!

[LuiBabe56982]

i agree

right on

[babyEroose]

you know i always thought that statement was Bullshit. EVERYONE sees color...you can see the secondary characteristics that discern my sex, whether i'm fat or thin, ugly or cute, but the LARGEST part of my body is completely overlooked & unnoticeable??? Seeing race & differences is normal, respecting culture is what counts. I want you to see that i'm not like you, being the same and pretending we all are is BORING and not the way to go about it IMHO.

[venomkingx1]

ok..........

[NewGunner84]

you gata take a joke...when ppl make racist comments at me i just laugh at it cuz i can care less..i'll just throw something racist back no big deal

[babyEroose]

What are you talking about? I was repsonding to a comment made about race, not the video. I know it's a joke, It's from madtv and it says parody in the title...plus i have this vid on my list of favorites. I was just stating that when ppl say "everybody is the same" and "i dont see color" that they are lying.

[flyingvish]

if you say racist stuff back you just ass dumb ass the person who said it

[NewGunner84]

lol im the "ass dumb" person.... first of all you can not just say something and poof all racism is gone...every single person has it in them just some show it more than others...its something you have to deal with it and...actually its smart to say it back because if you really offend them they will know how it might feel and stop..or do you want them to keep saying it..because im fine with it i don't know about you

[MunkyMan27]

If you think everyone is a racist you might wanna look at your attitude, that's probably so many people make fun of you.

[NewGunner84]

lol no one makes fun of me...im just like my friends, its just that people see religious jews and thing that they are all the same...and im not religious and i don't dress like they do....but i don't mind what goes around comes back around =] (everyone has at least a little bit of racism)

[MunkyMan27]

You think that everyone that is religious dresses the same? I'm the only one out of my friends that is religious and I dress like them. I have no racism, actually my best friends is Spanish. Just because you believe everyone is racist doesn't make it true.

[MunkyMan27]

friend* =D

[NewGunner84]

um....im talking about orthodox jew...yes they do mostly.....you haven't seen them? im a jew i should know...only im atheist....and how is it possible that not everyone is racist thats why were the huge events that happened...in our times thats basically impossible for someone not to be racist or dislike another race

[MunkyMan27]

1. You can't be Jewish and Atheist. 2. I'm obviously not the only one that isn't racist. Case closed. Thanks. =D

[NewGunner84]

ok im not an atheist, but there are different jews its not like they are all the same.... and some of it is based on how religious you are...and i am not religious at all

[MunkyMan27]

If you're not religious at all than you can't be Jewish.

[NewGunner84]

well your wrong...being jewish doesn't not only mean that that person follows Judaism.. they are also a jew from being born from parents that are jewish (in the jewish culture it is said that if you are born of a jewish mother the child is jewish) also there are more elements that i will send to you throgh a private message

[MunkyMan27]

It's a Religion not a Culture.

[NewGunner84]

fine the "jewish way"...just read the pm and you will understand everything

[romeo2012]

Clearly u can't be Jew and Atheist...And jus cuz u belive most people are racist doesn't make it true...I have lots of mixed freinds,with both religion and race..So stop lying!

[NewGunner84]

clearly you are retarted and know nothing about jews...you can ask MunkyMan27 he said the EXACT same thing....but i proved him wrong do you want me to prove you wrong or are you going to as him?

[Intranetusa]

Judaism is a religion

Unless you're just following the traditions.

If you're talking about ethnicity, then if you're one of the original Israelis, you can call yourself Hebrew/Semitic.

[NewGunner84]

no shit its a religon i never said i follow judaism...i just said im an atheist+jew.... and for 1 way to be a jew is to be born from a jewish mother duh..i did my research i even proved it to MunkyMan27 that i am

[blizz2133]

Team Soy Sauce haha!

[Haxs101]

dude, lmfao!

[Xplazma666]

Hahahahaha!!!!! I love how the black people get a glass of water and the white people get a fire starting kit.

[KrazyAsian9]

aahahahaha team soysauce pffft thats so hilarious

[skitskits22]

people are taking this waaaay to hard its just supposed to be funny jesus crist. mad tv is trying to say whites are better than others there just being funny. its just a joke

[THEONLYJACKASS]

my last post was a bit jumbled, so i apologize. Though i stick with what i said.

[TehCommentz]

What did you do, shove a pole up your ass?

Shut up already, its a parody, if you're gonna take it so goddamn seriously then you might as well live in MARS.

[THEONLYJACKASS]

first of all i wasnt talking about the vid. i LOVE the vid, im talkin bout the stupid person who thinks whites are better than other races.

[luvufosho]

They gave the white crackers "A DVD on how to make a fire" because they're such dumb shit!!! Ha,ha,ha! BY THE WAY: I'M WHITE.

[bredbrain]

They Gave the Box to the White team because they are so dumb they can't even make fire or shit!...lol...j/k