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  • KINDA RAGGED OUT NOWADAYS DONCHA THINK

  • Hot??

    Yeah, I suppose she is. In the same way a bad curry burns your throat when you vomit it up.

  • xtain men are only attracted to prepubescent boys... Jan must have grandson.

  • @MintV2

    You just marked yourself out as pond scum.

  • i think she is hidious

  • She looks just like a drag queen!

  • @mx94racer I thought she was a drag queen.

  • What's the name of this song and who sings it?

    That coton candy hair look, after it's all sprayed down, walking in the rain you'ld still be dry.

  • @aFreeThinkingPerson The name of the song is "If ever you need me" and I wrote it around 4 years ago.

  • somebody said she is 73yo...Did you mean 173yo...but how can you tell under all that pink hair...she looks like a nasty dried up drag queen porn star...

  • she looks like one of those pageant toddlers all growed up.

  • She wears more makeup than a clown 

  • Shes as fake as she looks...

  • She's hunka hunka burnin love,,.with a smile built like a mack truck !

  • I don't care what anybody says about them anymore. Jan is stunning.  She is 73 y.o. and looks like an old 35! Know what I mean?

    No wrinkles on the arm areas that usually are kaput by this age. Her neck, her face.... she is knock out! I could care less that her hair is cotton candy. She is unique. PLUS....strong as an ox spiritually. Cancer at that stage and nothing but prayer cured her. WHAT A TESTIMONY. Love her!!!

  • @skbnvacaville

    I agree,skb.  I think she's wicked HOT too !!

  • Could somebody please DEFINE the word HOTTIE to me because I don't think that word and Jan Crouch's name should be used in the same sentence. LMAO

  • Behold- the lovechild of Ozzy Osbourne and Tammy Faye Bakker!!

  • @dieselheart001 ; TOO FUNNY.

    

  • that's some BIG HAIR...

  • MY GIRLFRIEND AND I USED TO WATCH WATCHED THIS ASSHOLES EVERY NIGHT AND FALL TO SLEEP !! IT IS THE BEST COMEDY !!!

    PEOPLE ARE STUPID TO SEND MONEY TO THIS THIEVES !!!

    YOU HAVE TO WATCH THEM AS A COMEDY !!! THE LADY ....SHE IS A CHARACTER !!!

  • this lady is gross she looks like a drag queen with bad make up lol

  • Well she hasn't quite reached Tammy Baker status yet, but she's not far from wearing enough make up that she looks like a circus clown ^_^

  • She looks positively clownish... almost ghoulish. Ditch the stupid wig and false eyelashes. How many plastic surgeries has she undergone (using donations?). Well, she will get her just reward! Personally, I think she's a complete phony... wig and all.

    P.S. She needs to stay away from the Jesus actor she hired... way too much affection there.

  • She looks positively clownish... almost ghoulish. Ditch the stupid wig and false eyelashes. How many plastic surgeries has she undergone (using donations?). Well, she will get her just reward!

    P.S. She needs to stay away from the Jesus actor she hired... way too much affection there.

  • she looks like satans wife. scary looking crossdresser.

  • I completely melt when i see Jan on those 5 inch heels...

  • It gets worse.. Information reported on the organization's most recent Tax report Form 990 has Paul Crouch’s compensation package at $419,000 , Janice Crouch’s at $361,000, a whopping total of $ 780,000. Plus a compensation package cash bonuses & unusually large expense accounts ,other allowances. w w w, charity-navigator

  • She looks like a porn star.

  • @cyst72

    Yeah, like a really HOT porn star!!

  • I see this gal and one word pops into my mind and that word is "fluzie". We all thought Tammy Faye Baker was bad, My God, this woman need to jackhammer off the make up and get a new look.

  • holy christ what a mutant

  • If you can ever chisel through all that make up, you may think twice. And purple hair does not a blond make.

  • I think she is sincere, but its time 2 get rid of the do, the heavy makeup, update her looks. She is like a joke. Maybe she wants 2 B a clown though, who knows, or maybe she is schizo

  • @rodserlingsghost  Try Something Weird video.com they also have a youtube Channel with loads of trailers

  • It's sad to watch this Tammy Faye wannabe. Ever notice how many male televangelists have wives with bleached blonde hair? What's up with that? Wonder how many of those wives dyed their hair because their husbands wanted them to? Somethin' just ain't right here, ya know?

  • That pair ....the Crouch's........look like a Saturday Night live skit making fun of televangelists. I am a Christian and get ill looking at their brand of religion. How many kids stayed hungry , went unclothed because of their pleas for money that didn't go to where true Christian charity should have gone. What is the matter with some Christians????? can't they recognize that. these people are just professional hucksters selling what people want to hear and taking their money. OPEN YOUR EYES !

  • O that gorgeous woman. U ppl are just GEALOUZ!

  • She's 77 years old man

  • @daggyz1959 she was born in 1937 so that would make her 73....not 77.

  • I am always saddened to see all that paint on someone who claims to be a Christian. She is not a fair example of how a Christian woman should dress or present herself. She has done a lot of harm to the Christian cause with her harlot appearance.

    The Holy Bible tells us to avoid even the appearance of evil....

    1Th 5:22: Abstain from all appearance of evil.

  • What ever happened to the answer man and his wife Bonnie, that clown even said brain damaged people that were like him now they aren't are going to Hell. I know this,I don't ever want the you are going to Hell job, not qualified at all.

  • She needs to ditch that stupid wig.

  • @JiuClaw22 Wow... TMI...

  • @JiuClaw22

    More info than you need to give.

  • @JiuClaw22

    More info than you need to give. This would be the best of all possible worlds if there were no religion in it."

  • @JiuClaw22 thats sick but it made me laugh

  • SHE FREAKS ME OUT. LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING FROM A HORROR FLICK

  • Lord, that woman is just plain nuts!

  • hahahahahaha

  • Jan is a beautiful person inside. Speaking from a womans point of view, a lot of times u hide under a lot of make up if u feel insecure. So, thats what is probably going on with her. Instead of putting her down or making fun of her, we could try to lift her up.

  • @loralilee ... I think you are exactly right!!

  • Ty Bonbon. I'm glad to hear I'm not the only one with compassion here.

  • I'm in LOVE with Jan! I mean who can resist a blubber-baby. Always begging for poor peoples last dollars with a 30 pound pink cotton-candy wig on. And 5 gallons worth of makeup plastered on her latest face-lift and botox treatment.

  • @ sucheschlect  she's hotter than nicole

  • WTF, is this for real ?

  • what is it with TBN and other christian channels always giving drag queens shows but not wanting gays around?

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  • @ spiral ... Feeling left out?

  • ya...just a little. feel free to message me with your removed comment. hate it when video posters remove comments.

  • Beauty? She a fucking MONSTER?! Not just morally and spiritually... but COSMETICALLY!

    A HIDEOUS MUTANT FROM HELL!

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  • dude she looks like a over done Prostitute ho even if i was a guy or les i wouldnt touch that wit a ten foot pole thats some noosty stank

  • transvestite for sure

  • Hey quit your bitchin, this bitch gives a mean blowjob, and she does sodomy so sweet, and Paul is a straight up cuckold, watched every second of me tearing that asshole up, wouldn't let me film it though.

  • You fucked Jan in her shithole and you DIDN'T film it?  What the hell is WRONG with you?

  • She looks like a poodle!

  • What's next...The Most Reverend David Lee Roth?! At least his t-shirts would be cool to wear!!

  • A poor man's Tammy Faye Bakker.

  • Something is seriously wrong with her! She is a total nutcase!!

  • see what all that money she cons out of people gets you???? pink wigs

  • The praise she yearns for is obviously from people because she needs to hide the truth of who she really is under that facade, you don't do this if you seek praise from God. If she only cared what God thinks then why wear that ridiculous wig and paint her face like chucky the clown? She thinks it looks good but it's embarrassing! If she has people who care for her why don't they tell her how scary she looks?

  • @GIGiulia She obviously likes the way

    she looks. TBN is a hugely successful

    business. Should she change because

    you dont like what she does? It is better

    to watch what you like and let her be happy in her world. Live and let live.

  • No because she is misrepresenting the gospel and could be misleading others. god doesn't like it. the gospel says not to do yourself up like that. that you should be more concerned about what is inside. She brags everytime she does something "spiritual" she makes sure everyone knows and all these clowns that call her "boss " also make me sick! Ppl worship in the guise of God worship. Great misrepresentation of the gospel!

  • I see the Gospel presented in many forms and it seems to me that these presentations are different ways of watering the same seed. Jan Crouch and her "style" reach people who may not

    be reachable through traditional methods

    and personalities. If she has a good heart, and I believe she does, then God

    will be the one to judge favorably of her.

    He will judge her heart - not her hair.

    I repectfully submit this to your consideration.

  • The manifestation in the flesh says a lot about your heat. If you need to hide so much of the truth in the flesh how about in the heart. One of the reservations I have when I see someone like this.

    One is not a saint because they practice charity but one practices charity because they are a saint. Big difference. Ultimately God will judge but till then we need to expose lies so more people don't follow that very same attitude and behavior!

  • @GIGiulia I'm a Christiana nd I believe the preachers, like any other member of our professional class, are thieves. The Protestants that founded this country believed everyone needed to work honestly with their hands night and day. The business of begging exposes this fraud. Plus when I read the New Testament I felt God exhorted me to do honest work with my hands and I threw out all my collared shirts and ties as they are elitist statements against physical work. Later I found did the same

  • @charlietarr yes, unfortunately the church has gone all pear shaped. Jesus is not welcomed any more. people don't understand what it is to be poor that you may be rich and they don't understand God's blessings. They equate blessing to material gain or some type of singing or dancing talent but that is so far removed from the truth it hurts watching. We need to get back to writitngs such as Angela De Foligno (Holy Church) meaning invisible church. Ladder of perfection and Mother Juliana.

  • PUKEY!

  • I brake for Jan Crouch!

  • I'd brake for Jan Crouch...after I drove an M-1 tank over the bitch!

  • If i was deceiving myself and others I hope someone would pull me up!!!

  • I love America.You get so many things right.

    But how did these phoney scumbags at TBN get this far. Allowed to profit enourmously from such a false doctrine?

    Even My 3 year old cat knows what fate awaits them that steal from the vulnerable and unfortunate,The Elderley and sick.

    The Black fire awaits the crouches and others like them ..Benny hinn and leroy thomson?

    common thieves., Shocking

    Mr Cox

  • she's so precious

  • false phrophetess...AND she looks like little bow peep!!

  • I hav to say I hav seen prostitutes that equal her look, I'm sorry, but she does. It is embarassing. I can't believe her husb. allows her to look like this on tv. She may be sincere but I would say somethings not o.k. in the brain dept seriously, I'm not laughing and it shows on tv.

  • I want to look like her when I'm old. She's hot!

  • anymore facelifting and she will be sporting a goatee

  • she did not finish that hospital in hati

  • blonde tranny... everything she is sporting is fake

  • Don't you think there are quite a few people in Christian television (or otherwise) who, although they have good intentions, inevitably develop a third eye (self-consciousness) about how they look to other people? I think Jan probably received much attention for her beauty when she was younger and relives that through youthful accoutrements and a little, I think harmless, denial. God understands.

  • God forgive me, I know the Crouch's have done some very good deeds in Third World Countries..but why? why in the world does she choose to look like that?? it's not flattering, it's quite disturbing actually. My friend said it was a "Nashville" thing. yikes!

  • Emergent? Or emerging? Two different things. Emergent is lax on doctrine. Emerging is evangelical plugged in.

  • Think what you will .. But as far as Christian Broadcasting goes ..TBN is the Tops!

  • The most disturbing thing I can say is, I agree with you TBN is the best.

    Christianity is lost, and apostate.

  • koolaid drinker.

  • She's not greedy. She grew up w/NOTHING. If you look at what she wears, it's moderately priced. Sure she has a nice house. She spends most of her time in 3rd world countries.

  • This pink and purple haired woman owns 4, repeat 4 world wide cable TV stations.

  • Theres people starving out there and she spends thousands on that face.

  • From all her face lifting she is having her billy button in the midst of her forehead thus the hairdo

  • What's a "billy" button?

  • I thought "she" was a drag queen the first time I saw her on TV ,,,For real I'm not trying to be disrespectful or mean...But that's what I really thought at first....

  • She's totally for real. She just built a hospital in Haiti.

  • It's Gem without the holograms!

  • She is the Dolly Parton of hair and stilleto eyelashes. Wow.

  • gross

  • She reminds of a hooker

  • She is a FLAMING WITCH

  • Bet she gives a good blumpkin with those pumped-up lips....she's ripe for a good mouth-pump. Bet she's fully shaved too....

  • The new Tammy fay

  • Hee hee heee

    Is it a miracle what plastic surgery, heavey make-up, false eye lashes and a pink wig does?

    Sure seems to work miracles for her, she got the bucks!

    Hot? naaaaw. Scrap off the 2 inch think makeup and see what's really there.

  • Jan Crouch has more tears than the Niagra Falls has water.

    Plus more houses and money than the banks.

  • paula white is the next one to be a aged bomb shell

  • This bitch ain't got shit on Rexella van Impe...

  • i hope the person who made this is just kidding. that bitch will more than likely burn in hell for all the sins she commited.

  • Yep, it's a joke. Then again, Jan Crouch is one, too.

    Can't believe the millions/billions TBN has stole.  Disgusting.

  • @cockandrod jealous....TBN doesnt

    steal....people give them money.

  • @james4582 Yup, and so will you. So will all of us if we are unrepentant and not covered by His Blood.

  • So yeah maybe she's a fraud, but with all that aside she does look good for an old woman and I mean that in a non-lesbian way. So what if she looks like an old porn star. At least she cares about her appearance! All you women hating on her are probably old, fat, and don't give a shit about your looks. I bet you're in sweat pants right now with your hair all dirty and stringy because you don't shower daily. You're just insecure, jealous and catty because she's hot and you're not!

  • If she was a true woman of GOD she wouldn't paint herself all up to look like a JEZEBEL / HARLOT, spending all that money on herself for VANITY. What is she trying to be the new Tammy Fay Baker? But of course what else should we expect coming from THE BLASPHAMIE NETWORK

  • I think Tammy Faye Baker was pretty too. If wearing makeup is a sin guess I'm gonna burn in hell with all the other JEZEBELS/HARLOTS! lol :D

  • she is a fraud, and apparently you are one of the douche bags that sends in your welfare check money!

    Hey, how's that nasty case of STD that you picked up at the bar last week?

  • LMAO wow I hit a nerve XD! Nope sorry, don't send any religious nuts my money. How's my STD I picked up from the bar? Wouldn't know since I've never stepped foot inside a bar/club. I hate crowds :)

  • hmmmmm... what if jans right and the mockers are wrong. wonder where that would leave you? another thing, anyone that appears on tv etc knows there will be those, such as you, that think any reason is good to tear them apart. if people want to give every last cent they have, what is it to you? why do people like you have such rage against ministries? perhaps a lil self exam would be interesting for you..... just a thought

  • I wonder if she's bald. She has a lot of wigs.

  • No,she uses wigs to cover her horns. :D

  • she's not bald. just has bad real hair

  • but her wigs are even worse! Why in the world would ANYONE buy and wear a pink wig????

  • she looks like a cheap whore!

  • Has anyone ever told Jan that she looks like a cartoon character with that way too big hair and way too much even more make-up? She's freaky looking, but no one seems to bother to tell her.

  • yeah, your the the FIRST person to say that. wow u deserve an award.

  • My family and I were watching T.V. switching channels and, when we saw her on on T.V. my little girl said "Look Ma! A barbie and she's old" I wanted to tell my little girl that she's a hooker but instead, I told her that "She is a naughty old lady"

  • that's great. teach your children ignorance and intolerance for people who look different. you're the parent of the year!

  • She is NOT hottie at all but a fully redecorated plastic bag. I bet she had more plastic surgeries than she chained her shoes.

  • Is she a porn star or a hooker? Nope, she is someone's grandma.

  • 9712bluestar..thank you so much, but we will comment on what we please. Jan and Paul are pulpit pimps and when Jan asked for Grocery money to be sent to TBN instead of feeding themselves, she became lower than a snakes belly. Now if you dont want to read us, change the video. We have no shame in outing these people who may be indirectly responsible for the elderly dying of malnutrition when they are promised God will heal them and make them wealthy when they send their last nickles and dimes.

  • I'm seriously surprised that they're allowed to do what they do. She should be in a mental ward somewhere.. there or prison. Why aren't they being investigated? To prey on the elderly is just unbelievable and totally discusting. The list goes on.

  • 9712bluestar. You have no idea of what you are even talking about. Or, are you one of those TBN kool-aid drinkers?

    I have worked at TBN Studios, and they are complete phonies. And no, I wasn't fired, I was a volunteer back in my own kool-aid drinking days.

    They are complete money whores. But then again, maybe you've sent them your grocery money?

    Have you? :)

  • i'm sure if u had ever stepped one foot in a tbn station u would not have the ignorance to say that. i worked for TBN 15 years and had nothing but a WONDERFUL experience and got to see live's changed first hand. and if u were a VOLUNTEER then you COULDN'T have been fired anyway. lol

  • You are such a kool-aid drinking punk! I bet you worked at TBN for 15 years, probably on your knees sucking Paul's limp dick.

    What an amazing fool you are.

  • mental illness, i presume....

  • this cunt isn't a bombshell; she's a stinkin' parasitic douche bag thief. so is her hermaphrodidic hubby. fuck all of the tbn whores!

  • wasn't this old frump telling people she was dying of some disease for awhile to try to separate them from their grocery money?

  • She's a breast cancer survivor.

    She also built a hospital in Haiti while doing cancer treatments.

  • my aunt and i saw her at a hotel in nashville and i said hi and when she was out of ear shot my aunt asked "was that a hooker?"

  • The Bible Idolizer returns with inane babble. Still mildly retarded and unaware that he is a Counterfeit-Christian who is equal to a Koran-worshipping radical Muslim, john146 speaks of being given a "New Earth" and an "Inheritance."

    God might give you a turd-on-a-stick as an "inheritance." That's called "The Idiot's Inheritance." Enjoy.

    Run along: your Bible is calling you, demanding worship! And ~this~ time It wants you to froth at the mouth and roll your eyes more than you usually do.

  • I rest my case: in your own misspelled sentence you put the Bible ~before~ Jesus! That's because you're an idolatrous book-worshipper. Uneducated, too. That you were born ~once~ is sad for humanity, much less born again.

    I shall dance with angels on clouds while ~you~ sizzle in brimstone, get sodomized by demons, and tied-up with strands of Jan Crouch wig-hair. Hell is the fate of idol worshippers, but at least Jan will have company. Oh, the smell of sizzling book-worshipper flesh!

  • Did your Bible "tell" you so? Did it stand up and "speak" to you, seeing as it's your God and substitute for the Person of Christ? You fundies are in the process of being phased-out. Now run along and cling to your Bible and worship it. Lift it high in the air and kiss it. We don't bother to converse with willfully ignorant fundies. Go on, sing hymns to your Bible. The irony: you don't even know what the Bible ~is~...its complex and very human history. Lord, nothing worse than a stupid fundie.

  • Yeah. Americans have discovered that you fundamentalists are exactly the same as radical Muslim fundies: book-worshippers. Christ never wrote anything, nor commanded anyone to write. No "New Testament" existed in earliest Christianity. Christ didn't ride down from heaven on a book. People brought no "Bibles" to church with them. They collected writings and revered letters. You can't even spell, yet you substitute Christ with a "book." You are a "rugualr" idiot. And a Bible worshipper. Like Jan.

  • I'm not a fundie and don't truck with Bible-worship, which replaces the Real and Only Word (the Person of Jesus Christ) with millions of tiny letter-images on paper. So your idea of "saved" is relativized and authoritative only insofar as ~you~ think it is. Christ the Person ~alone~ has authority. No book is Mediator between God and Humanity. The Bible is useful and inspiring. Only Christ is inerrant.

    And I don't like Jan's looks. That is because she looks like a flesh-eating Demon-Whore.

  • You fool.. just WHO DO YOU THINK CHRIST IS?

    The Word/BIBLE was made Flesh, JESUS is the Word/BIBLE made flesh. If you refuse to repent,and take a fundamentalist approach to the BIBLE you will not gain heaven. Plain and simple, and I'm not judging you just relaying the truth of the SCRIPTURES. Quit taking what the ANTICHRIST/AKA POPE says and start reading the BIBLE for yourself and see what THUS SAITH THE LORD!!!

    Or do you not like truth?............SCARED?

  • I would go as far as name-calling in her regard. I did go that far. She deserves it (because it's true) and I would do it again.

    In fact, she is quite obviously and demonstrably: a Monumental Whore.

    We can't judge the *ultimate fate* of others, perhaps, but we must certainly judge what we see before our eyes and hear with our ears in the meantime. There are obvious shades of gray to the "judge not" hyperbole of the Gospel. But no shades of pink and purple, unlike Crouch's slut-wigs.

  • Even whores on street-corners don't look that painted & overdone. And her fake little baby-doll voice, demanding people's grocery money. If it walks like a slut, talks like a slut, and looks like the Queen of All Sluts That Ever Dwelled On Earth...it's a slut. For shame on these scam artists!

  • John 8:44

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    44You belong to your father, the devil, and you want to carry out your father's desire. He was a murderer from the beginning, not holding to the truth, for there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks his native language, for he is a liar and the father of lies.

  • So many suffer and are in need worldwide and then these who claim Jesus rob them.

  • If they wernt so selfish and took out the u they would have the perfect name.

  • you mean blond to purple hell!...hey what does she call the poor people who give their last to support her lavish life style?...oh ya thats right...the little people that give their nickles and dimes and pennies!...she's a one eyed two horned flying purple people eater and an insult to the poor and needy who give freely from their hearts to a ministry gone awry!

  • You SAY THAT DEAR! how can she sleep at night. do they care that the elderly are starving while they vacation, own two and three homes, stables, jets, set furniture so expensive that it could remodel a home of the elderly. If they have money to pay off sex accusers, then they dont need the little grocery money from our elderly. These people should be in jail. IT IS A SIN AND SHAME what they are doing and they need to be stopped!

  • jan! you look like a revolting prostitute, but instead of selling your own body, you are selling jesus, you have no shame in using the name of the lord to line your evil pockets, are you so deceived to think you will escape the wrath of the father for exploiting his precious son, repent woman, throw away your lies and throw away that awful wig

  • I only have on question; does this broad ever look in the mirror on the way out the fucking door?

  • Jan Crouch, the true Whore of Babylon!

  • It's crazy how these people have manipulated people to give them money so they can live a wealthy life. There teaching about total submission to God brings you prosperity and happiness is just a ploy to make them rich in the process and makes slaves out of their believers.

  • She looks like Lady Bunny's crazy aunt!!!