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  • boss

  • PWNED!!!!

  • @mextaxes10 Uneducated? Look up Joe Rogan on YouTube and watch one of his speeches about almost anything, and you will see.

  • @ true shots did you watch the fucking video

  • just cause you have a cunt doesnt give you the right to be one !

    but i kinda get it, if it were socially unacceptable to hit me i'd prolly be a cunt too

  • this one never gets old hahahaha

  • Wow that chick owned Joe!!

  • @xXTrueSShotX More like other way around

  • Burn!!!

  • Hahahahahaha! BEST EVER! "Talk to me when you're 44, desperate and drunk, sitting by the nickel slot machines-..." xD

  • I'll wrap my dick around your neck and start you up like a lawnmower....classic line!!

  • AHHH MAN im crying, gad that was amazing

  • HE DESTROTED THAT BITCH

  • Used to like Rogan but he can't seem to keep out of fights. Interviews, performances, online flame-wars. He just can't seem to keep his mouth shut.

  • Okay he got a little crazy at the end there~ that insult about her age could apply to every girl in that room. Was a little harsh.

  • I would fuck joe up

  • The man has confidence... period!

  • he's not funny at all, but the brainless idiots laughing are what's egging him on. uneducated humour to say the least.

  • @metaxas10 LOL, see I don't have to listen to your bullshit

  • @Trifonsdude

    but you certainly had to reply..

  • @metaxas10 uneducated? you no know joe, bro.

  • @nickbuddy111

    no know joe bro? that's a lot of rhyming, but unfortunately not a coherent sentence.

  • @metaxas10 nah. He's actually pretty good. He actually talks about things that are real. I watched a live special of his, and they were his thoughts on life. I really enjoyed it. I think immature comedy is someone like Jeff Dunham or Carlos Mencia. And I'm the kind of person who will watch Dr. Strangelove and lose it, then go watch Jackass. The reason he unloaded on the heckler was because she got all offended on one of his jokes. Which, I think, is pretty immature.

  • A good heckler now and again is a good thing.. Joe fuckin rips em every time..

  • Of all the heckler-destroying vids I've seen on YT, this has to be one of the best, easily.

    What makes people think it's OK to interrupt a performer on stage like that right in the middle of their act? Wtf people, have some civility. Stfu and let them perform. If you don't like their act don't go see it! Simple as that.

  • joes a fag

  • ownd!

  • He gave her a chance so? She coulda said whatever or shut up

  • @013jc LOL, As if.... He let her say whatever and then answered. I'm sure if any dudes had something to say he could rip them a new one just as easy. Joe is very intelligent and nobody should have a war of words with this guy, he will own every time!

  • She probably hung her head in shame and left right away LMAO

  • He completely ripped her a new ass hole.

  •  Fucking bold move asking the audience that question.

  • What a fucking boss.

  • damn he just caused a suicide hahahaha funnny shit!

  • @013jc She heckled him in the first place. Use brains before posting.

  • World Class Ownage

  • what a GOD! way to go Rogan!! lol

  • Rogan is too aggressive. He reminds me of that asshole 90's personality type that drinks mountain dew and pride himself on his intensity in life and not giving a fuck while drinking mountain dew

  • @lilbromarky1 i don't blame him; he refuses to take any shit from people. i will admid, he is a little excessive the way he keeps on drilling into people even after he's insulted them enough, but im not gonna hate on him for standing his ground when people say stupid shit to him while he's on stage. its not easy to stand in front of hundreds of people trying to be funny. tension causes people to snap like this.

  • @BIGNIG2500 I dont hate him. He's a really smart guy. I've seen him in non stage situations with folks and he does the same overkill type methods when trying to get his point across or when someone disagrees with him. Immaturity comes to mind with his personality type.

  • @lilbromarky1

    I disagree. If you're standing up there trying to make people laugh for money and someone tries to knock you off your game like that, then drill into them all you want! I think it's a much more aggressive thing to try and insult someone while they're doing stand up.

  • @lilbromarky1

    aggressive my ass. the bitch deserved it. she had her chance to shut up but she didnt.

  • @lilbromarky1 I haven't seen any recent standup from him, but I listen to his podcasts and I think he's calmed down quite a bit from these days and I agree, back in these days he's sort of a generic INTENSE type of guy.

  • i like joe rogan, but his standup does suck dicks

    good podcast though

  • That shit was POWERFUL JOE ROGAN! Damn and I thought I had jokes lol.

  • GOD DAMN he can be a asshole! But since it was directed at the Asshats running their fuking mouths about dumbshit, instead of shutting the fuck up, so everyone else is not deprived of the entertainment they paid for. If you honestly dont like what a stand-up comic is joking about, STOP BEING A CERTIFIED DUMBASS and get the fuck out of there.

  • How many girls wanna fuck me tonight is a ballsy thing to say that could have gone a completely different way lol

  • @FDDSBawlsDeep yeah, he was feeling the crowd real good tho

  • @FDDSBawlsDeep hahaaha so good

  • @FDDSBawlsDeep 69 thumbs up, that's like a sex thing right.

  • I walked into a bar and asked how many girls wanna fuck me tonight?..... didnt work as well:(

  • I love when people talk shit and get schooled beyond belief in public! Haha Joe is the man!

  • Shut the fuck up Rogan you insecure unfunny retard. "Is it because you are dumb?" Haha. Oooooh, "wait till you are 44, you won't be so pretty then." Haha.

  • Yeah sexism is really hilarious. :I

  • @razetora exactly

  • @razetora

    Its called comedy. if you have a problem with something a comedian is saying, dont listen to that bit of his. Your feelings are not protected by the bill of rights, its not illegal to offend you. people seem to think that lately

  • @razetora it really is. mos girls are dumb cunts

  • @razetora so is being sarcastic on youtube

  • @razetora you're an idiot.

  • God damn he fucked her up good and proper

  • that awkward moment when the two top comments are the same -_- lol

  • Awesome!

  • That's fuckin' awesome!!!

  • he really knows how to put a bitch in her place

  • You think she's still a joe rogan fan? Hahahahahahahahahha get shittttted on bitch!

  • RESPECT!!!!

  • That mouthy slut just got owned. This is right up there with Bill Hicks' classic heckler put down.

  • People who quote the video are lame just as lame as the people who give it a thumbs up

  • AHAHAHAH ZOMG HES DAMN GOOD

  • LOOOL 

  • Check this out. How many girls want to fuck me?

  • she got DESTROYED

  • this guy fucking lays it down.

  • HOLY SHIT. BRAVO dude, BRAVO.

  • Joe Rogan is a comedian?...Who knew?

  • @rogonva22 he's a man of many talents

  • The women deserved all she got! Picking a verbal fight with Joe Rogan on stage is suicide!

  • the title is VERY misleading....

  • @TheAnnoyingThing1915

    If you knew that Rogan was a comic, it's not misleading at all.

  • hahaha fuckin awesome

  • Fucking brutal

    

  • Haha, "I'll wrap my dick around your throat and start you up like a fucking lawnmower" I died laughing!

  • So many britfags in here...

  • :s it's not "pwning" a heckler, just because you know how to rant like a bitch and you're louder because you have a microphone, and you know a couple of swearwords... dear god, typical americans. watch british comedians owning hecklers, with comedy, wit and humour. FUCK! BITCH! WRAP MAH CAWK AREWND YER NECK HAW HAW what the fuck

  • @ubersum1 and american comedians in general are incredibly unfunny, it's all the same play the race card and scream FUCKIN THIS FUCKIN THAT... oO hello? where's the humour?

  • @ubersum1 Right? It's almost like people separated by an entire ocean have different sensibilities when it comes to what they consider funny.

    I, for instance, happen to think it's funny that someone professing about their sophisticated humor and wit like it makes them better than an entire nation can't find the shift key when it's appropriate, but manages to paw at CAPS lock like it's that sagging speedbag their mother tries to pass off as a tit.

  • @mayzabeats hey hey, my mother's breasts are marvelous, so please, no unfounded accusations. and i don't claim to have a more sophisticated sense of humour, i'm just honestly confused as to how loud voices, swearwords, and macho acting (calling her a bitch, asking who in the audience wants to fuck him) are supposed to constitute humour, whereas in most other places, it's just called being an immature, macho college-style douchebag who can't control his base urges oO.

  • @ubersum1 Well sucks for you then. Maybe you no longer posess a shred of humanity, and no its called "NOT GIVING A FUCK". You really think that he gives a shit about that bitch? So are you saying you wouldve taken her bullshit like a pussy and just walked off stage? Thought not. He confronted the issue like a man. She had no justification for that shit, so she got what she deserved. End of story. If a bitch is dumb enough to try and diss a comedian @ HIS OWN SHOW, she deserves whatever she gets.

  • @ubersum1 Well, sucks for you then. Maybe you havent a shred of humanity left. And no, its not necessarily immaturity, its called "NOT GIVING A FUCK". So youre telling us that had it been you, you wouldve taken her nonsense and crawled off the stage like a pussy? Right? BULLSHIT. He confronted the issue like a man and gave the bitch a verbal lashing she desperately needed. If a bitch is dumb enough to try and diss a comedian AT HIS OWN SHOW, then she deserves whatever she gets. THATS COMEDY MAN.

  • @ubersum1 - Good job judging all American comedians based on this old clip of Joe Rogan. You're right though. We can't all be as sophisticated as Mr. Bean.

  • @person661982 i kind of take back what i said, as i'm not normally a fan of generalizing entire countries. so let me rephrase; of the plethora american comedians i have seen, i've yet to see one who doesn't rely on cheap techniques such as race, silly voices, and in particular loud swearwords. it works sometimes, but most of the time, it's kind of tiresome. and for the record, i don't like rowan atkinson that much -.-

  • @ubersum1 - Well I'm glad we've taken the conversation down a notch. You're certainly entitled to feel that way but I have to think you're not a big fan of comedy if you classify people like: Bill Hicks, Bill Cosby, George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, etc. as comedians who rely on "cheap" techniques and not groundbreaking legends. Of course I could be wrong. I don't know what the comedy scene is like in England. Give me some good british comics...I'll check'em out.

  • lol owned. that bitch deserved it

  • ïll wrap my dick around your fucking neck and start you up like a lawn mower"

  • Why are hecklers so fucking retarded?

  • @mphello Because they're drunk

  • lmao fuck bitches

  • This dude exposes the truth on mohter fuckers! lmfao he exposes EVERYONES insecurities and fears! lmfao damn I love this man!

  • girls will fuck anything with money. duh guys just don't think about how many dicks your girlfriend has sucked when you kiss her.....lol

  • ouch....

  • What a twat.

  • @scoves9484 How so? He's fucking amazing.

  • thats how you handle a heckler most comedians try to make a joke with a punchline but its much more simple the crowds already on your side just buckle down and let some profanities out youll get great crowd reaction..shit i laughed my ass off lol

  • and this is why joe rogan is the man

  • i woulda been like.. oh seriously bitch? ..look.. how many girls wanna fuck me right now? ....chicks like.. whooo hoo yeaaah.. then i woulda been like fuck it, girls, how many of your girlfriends would join?? lmao!!

  • @ghostrecon755

    .. Dead silence.

  • 56 people would not fuck Joe Rogan.

  • How does having a one night stand have anything to do with him having a GF?.....

  • that was hardcore

  • how about that/ owned

  • fucking gas

  • *sigh* how the fuck did I get here...

  • good..............., good

  • @TheKing89x Soon this battlestation will be fully operational.

  • That...was...beautiful...

  • 53 hecklers were destroyed by Joe Rogan...

  • wow I have a whole new level of respect for this guy!

  • what a cunt.... I hope she left.

  • 1:56 "No girl would want you" Sounds exactly like Adam Sandler

  • that was fucking hilarious, she couldn't even say anything to that

  • lol omg he destroyed that girl..

  • joe rogan is amazing

  • What a ballsy move

  • Pretty much don't ever say shit to a comedian with a microphone.

  • " I'll wrap my dick around your neck and start you like a lawnmower" HAHAHAHAHA!

  • The heckler was stupid but Joe Rogan fails... and his facial hair is nasty.

  • @Daetrocitis Looked like a WIN to me dont know wtf u talking about lol

  • Rogan is God.

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  • @originalfizixx uhh maybe u dont know Joe but people try to fuck with him all the time. So id get tired of that shit too and embarrass the shit outta them. And he's known to be very vulgar and outgoing you'd have to be an idiot to try to fuck up his show and not expect to get owned.

  • Nice!

  • oh shit hahah

  • NEVER HECKLE JOE ROGAN! 

  • "did you read tht on a fucking fortune cookie" lol

  • that bitch should be kidnapped and trafficked

  • Rogan gave her a harsh reality check at the end. Quality!!

  • ill wrap my dick around your neck and start u up like a lawn mower! lol

  • It's all ways the women in the crowd that feel bad for the cunt with the big mouth.

  • I really hope the heckler went home and killed herself, this was great.

  • please let me be inside your vagineeeeee

  • Bitch you talkin to a grown ass man

  • I bet she apologised by sucking him off later!

  • lol this dude can talk his ass off. typical bitch behavior

  • DAMN THAT WAS BRUTAL LOL

  • FUCKING BRUTAL!!!

  • i wish she had had a camera pointed at her, just to see her shrinking lower and lower into her seat.

  • Ill wrap my dick around your neck, and start you like a lawn mower. LOL

  • i would seriously hook up with those girls post show

  • is it me or is it that hecklers are only women all the time!

  • Joe Rogan knows he's the shit...

  • 2.45 was brillaint 

  • This guy is my hero

  • EPIC

    

  • I wouldn't ever dare heckle a comic I mean seriously what the fuck he slammed her

  • NEVER. HECKLE. JOE. FUCKING. ROGAN.

  • fuckin burned lmao

  • jesus that was fuckin rape

  • Thats the way you put a fucking girl in place

  • that'd be embarassing if:

    "How many girls would wanna fuck me right now?"

    COMPLETE SILENCE.......

    Good thing the crowd liked him haha

  • @GarshardJeVard Never happen: 1. Women are power/fame/money whores. 2. Rogan is a celebrity

  • I'll wrap my dick around your throat and start you up like a fucking lawnmower! XD

  • "how many girls wanna fuck me right now" damn that was a bold move

  • @mrboyface Oh wow, misogyny. What a new approach, what a bold new territory to explore ON THE FUCKING INTERNET. Sorry women won't sleep with you in real life.

  • @dreaminvasion misogyny? and just what is so misogynistic about my comment? are you fucking retarded? go back to school i dont think you understood what my comment was about you dyslexic fucker or maybe its that time of month,? its one thing to be ugly as fuck but to be dumb aswell? wow you must have a really bright future....NOT....... i wouldnt be surprised if you were that stupid female heckler

  • @dreaminvasion dude, what the hell? it was a bold move. if he said a few wrong things, that audience would be against him and that would have gone really bad for his act. so yes, it was bold.

  • @mrboyface < Indeed! That shit could have went either way! lol

  • @mrboyface Has that even been done before?!?!

  • if you're going to heckle a comic be ready to be destroyed, nothing is too mean. If you can't take it don't speak up.

  • Joe Rogan = unfunny douchebag who wins the dumb male crowd. There are 49 grad students among us.

  • @MusicTewns

    As opposed to an unfunny douchebag who complains about comedians they didn't even pay to see on Youtube?

  • @MusicTewns If he only won the male crowd then who the fuck was yelling when he said who would fuck me? You're a dumbass.

  • when he asked how many girls wanna fuck me right now, i bet that was planned

  • BOOOOOOOOOOOO this guy is not funny

  • @GROMSF Agreed.

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  • FUCKING LEGEND!!!

  • Man that was brutal, he verbally assaulted her.