Roseanne The Slice of Life Part 1

[RENTluver06]

"we batter we batter swing batter!" lol

[Hannah45856]

pitch pitch pitch all she ever does is pitch

[DZP0923]

7:58 ...so unnecessary.. lol

[thenannygat]

oh no



[libbybaby2001]

This is the only really good show, that's not INFESTED with Justin Beiber!

[HaleyBabydoll0989]

@libbybaby2001 Yeah, and we finally had a video without his name on it. Thanks for ruining that. -__-

[Hosenrolle1]

@HaleyBabydoll0989 He didn´t spell "Bieber" correctly, so it´s another name :D

[Popteart]

@libbybaby2001 justin was still swimming in his daddy's testicles in canada when roseanne started production.

[brooder9000]

These old Roseanne's are the best.

[efil4own1isback]

Who knew the Chief was also a doctor?

[Consolatrix4]

2:04 LOL :D

[TheTrebledSoul]

Pitch, Pitch, Pitch!

[xlefreakcestchic]

OMG ITS THE WOMAN FROM WHERE IN THE USA IS CARMEN SANDIEGO!!

[morikahjo]

when my mom makes a joke or gets nagging i sometimes call her moth-ER too! LOL i wonder how many others do that! But mostly i call her mom. or mama when i tell her how much i love her. :)

[CeciVicente247]

Who else thinks the whole Becky calling Roseanne 'mother' is rather annoying?! And not said as like an enduring statement, but as a bitchy snotty kind insult kind of a name? Like, I'd be slapping my kid if she said it like that all the time.. its just rude. lol.

[UofLCardFan90]

@CeciVicente247 Hey, Roseanne DID say "Stop calling me 'Mother'" in one episode.

[aliasgirl47]

I could've sworn I saw Lecy Goranson on one of those commercials about Bigspot.com, she was holding a yo-yo and saying, "There's just not enough hours in the day!!".

[Bl00dy1c3M41d3n]

Yeah, I definitely like her face better before she got the plastic surgery. It's so much cuter.

[akatsuki2132]

Agh, DJ's scream... Even on my best day, that scream puts me to tears.

[SShelly87]

10:38 where Dan almost loses it....agghh. This show was just so real. This man should have been in more movies, he's just so good.

[shroom248]

the theme song was best when blues traveler sang it,but they were all good,and Roseanne looks great through all the seasons ALL of them,plastic surgery or not,she always looks pretty

[dannysimion]

i love the different renditions of the opening theme songs to roseanne. well, except the final season when a guy sung it...i like it best when it was instrumental.

[ghanboy]

What job site doesn't have a phone?? What?

[mhmarcum]

I notice there at this hospital lot

[SuperBluestar08]

As much as I don't like Becky she was really nice in this episode

[MrKellbell2109]

The doctor is the woman from where in the world is Carmen San diego show lol

[crpsaiyan]

@MrKellbell2109 She was also the mean old Mrs. Barrett on Lean on Me.

[xena224]

i would have slammed dj in to the ground when he started screaming

[RENTluver06]

becky is such a good older sister/ daughter.

[robtheeasterling]

Dr. Bryce is the lady from Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego...

[icheeka09]

When DJ screams it makes me tear. You can feel the anguish.

[CrazyPockyJunkie]

I hate that screaming crap all lil boys do lol

[themack355]

so sad to hear DJ screaming for his mother

[MashBananaPirate]

I like Jackie's earrings

[rani1223]

What's "Ted Grahm's" name in real-life?

[ScaredMoon]

My Bad, Chloe was in that movie! (Sorryyy)! But! Lecy Goranson was in it too!

[AngryIrish55]

I have noticed that many many comments on these shows have nothing to do with the episode or Roseanne at all. Just a bunch of bashing the actors or how they do their thing. Which leads into lengthy replies that dont make sense or are pretty ignorant. Very attractive.

[TabiRipTabTab]

@AngryIrish55 like yours?

[AngryIrish55]

I have noticed that many many comments on these shows have nothing to do with the episode or Roseanne at all. Just a bunch of bashing the actors or how they do their thing. Which leads into lengthy replies that dont make sense or are pretty ignorant. very attractive.

[stonedbanana]

@jpanderson06 She was seriously worried about Darlene. You'd freak out too, over something you love.

[jpanderson06]

@stonedbanana I've been in that situation too, but yelling at someone who doesnt know nor can find out is not only rude but stupid. My husband and I both work in the medical field and have to deal with ppl just like this everyday. It sucks, but the reward for helping others is much greater and is sometimes worth having to deal with the garbage that comes through an ER sometimes. In the end Roseanne says "well what i am yelling about then" Theres a way of being worried then being rude to every1

[jpanderson06]

@stonedbanana anyone else who works in this field or at least in a ER shares what I feel and say. Let's not be rude to the ppl who are trying to help you and make sure your daughter lives. Gotta put yourself in others shoes. In some episodes the staff is awful.. the lady here could have been nicer.. and when Jackie has her baby.. I want to smack that rude ass nurse! But walking up yelling being rude off the bat is a bad bad start

[aaron305]

dj is cute when he screams.

[Blondecutie00]

Same hospital Jackie and Darlene have their baby's in lol

[musicaltheatergeek79]

"Same hospital Jackie and Darlene have their baby's in lol"

@Blondecutie00 well, if it's a small town naturally they're gonna use the same hospital. I live in a twin city and both towns share the same hospital. My sister had both her daughters there. My primary doctor is there. Most of my classmates were born there. It's not that unreasonable to suppose that Jackie and Darlene had their babies int he same hospital Darlene had her appendix removed.

[hollyw1se]

I know that I'm probably totally on left field here, but I can't stand DJ.

[oxforddictonary]

@hollyw1se awww, i love the younge DJ, he was adorable !!

[Caveman1006]

hated this show, yet watched it.

[momintex09]

i have seen my son be born early almost die (quit breathing each time) 4x from reflux at 2 months old and from the time he was 3 til he was 8 (he just turned 9) he's had 5 surgeries. plus he has adhd and asperger's...that is the worst part of surgery waiting and feeling helpless...i am blessed to still have my little man and know he is doing great :)

[smileyfan16]

Pitch Pitch Pitch all she ever does is pitch

lmao

haha

[01795530287]

lol wht im trying to find where becky invite a friend and they end up geting drunk lol if u now it plz comment wht is it

[ILLPLAY4YATEAM]

@01795530287 its called....."One For The Road"

[hollyw1se]

@01795530287 It's called "One For The Road" :)

[theratgirl25]

I miss the 90s

[stonedbanana]

The opening part reminds me a lot of the excitement I used to get over slumber parties.

Also, I disagree with most of the comments about DJ. He does take away from the plot, BUT that's true to life, isn't it? In real life kids don't just fit in with your plot.

[ExplorerDS6789]

@stonedbanana Even when he got older he was a loser.

[lisabv2006]

i like darlene the best especially when she starts dating david, but becky did have the most excitment

[kentukygirl94]

i can relate to darlene especially in this episode the same thing hapened to me...its realy scary its also VERY painful:o/

[stuckinafishbowl]

pitch pitch pitch all she does is pitch

[XXninjakatanaXX]

Roseanne was better without sarah chalke

[mrmoraelin]

they really could have done without the DJ character. sure the kid was cute but always a horrible actor and just distracted from the story and jokes..."MOOOOM!" then blank face.. have a cookie... blah.

[Sdoo493]

I liked him in the first 2 or 3 seasons, but when he got older, he really annoyed me.

[steinbt]

Lol i love Roseanne!@ =)

[scrapbooknfun]

what year was this? late 80's

[Wildwoof333]

1989

[therandomsite]

no words such good comedy

[quaterfats]

i want a snow cone so bad

[viewerenthusiast]

R.I.P. Lynne Thigpen (as the doctor).

[drumchick34]

I like the way Roseanne looked in the first seasons because she looked more motherly. Does that even make sense? lol

[rbd43091]

she was sarcastic but not exaggerated like later season

[Ztipis]

I agree. I think she had more of the "down to earth regular housewife" look that people could relate to. Then she lost the weight, started wearing the trashy makeup, and somehow morphed into this "proud to be white trash" personality.

[TaranWanderer2]

@Ztipis It's sad, though, when general viewers need an obese lead in order to feel that they can relate, as if being at a healthy weight was an unrealistif portrayal of life.

[kekisme]

Dan is such a good husband :)

[kekisme]

What is the 1st episode when Darlene meets David?

[rbd43091]

bowing show, at the very end. his name is kevin

[Starlightbeauty1225]

I can't believe Becky was in the movie "Boy's Dont' Cry" and was in love with Hilary Swank (in the movie of course, lol)

[sexiebaby2009]

oh wow that was becky from roseanne in that movie ? she didnt even look liek her

[aidenstelevision]

@Starlightbeauty1225

that was Chloe Sevigny, silly.

[ScaredMoon]

@aidenstelevision I don't think Chloe was in Boys don't cry. I know Lecy Goranson was (Becky)

[aidenstelevision]

@ScaredMoon

no, I promise you Chloe Sevigny was in it... she played Lana, Brandon Teena's lover. She was even nominated (and should have won) for an Oscar! :) Perhaps Lecy Goranson was, but not as Lana.

[ScaredMoon]

@aidenstelevision I agree with you 100%!! I looked it up and you are right :)

[musicaltheatergeek79]

@aidenstelevision lecy had a smaller part as Candace, Brandon's girlfriend before Lana. She was the chick who was shot in the face while holding her toddler. She's billed as Alicia Goranson in the movie.

[ScaredMoon]

@Starlightbeauty1225 That's right, she was in that movie!

[iluvtiesto503]

becky's a little biatch.

[101sweetlove]

haha i loved the one for the road episode. thereso funny

[andrea299100]

mine is the mother's day barb-q

[peanutboy2pro]

the first becky was so pretty :)

[Johnny15depp]

Roseanne looks so different in the later seasons! Her face looks different

[untoldstoriesofme]

yeah i think she had plastic surgery done

[rbd43091]

plastic surgery; i think she looked better before surgery though

[onagus2008]

@rbd43091 yeah I totally agree.

[fuschiadea]

@rbd43091 Roseanne got plastic surgery? Are you serious? I never would have imagined she would ever even have considered the idea, especially now that she's become an activtist. I missed the last few seasons of the show. Do you know at what point did she get the surgery?

[MissZillaable]

@fuschiadea Holy cow did she get plastic surgery!! A LOT OF IT! Yeah she changed dramatically in appearance. Watch the last season - there is an especially huge difference.

[musicaltheatergeek79]

@fuschiadea in the 8th or 9th season they changed the opening credits. They switched to this morphing thing that showed each cast member from the beginning of the show through the years. Of course, people (especially kids) change during a 7-8 year span, but ROseanne's morph was the most dramatic.

[rochellealysha]

@rbd43091 that's a lie.

[AArmendariz12]

Wow Darlene and her mom got into a fight on the same day that she is rushed to the hospital

[drew6556]

what is the name of the episoe where becky and her friend get drunk

[ashleyjo2012]

its called one for the road...

[kirtina1]

One for the Road

[FallOutBoyLOVEEEE]

Its Like A Blast From The Past Man

[simsgirlgem]

I bet my parents could relate when I was two I almost died from ant poison and my sister when she was eight was attack by a dog

[smokindagreen7]

1:33

[BrianEaZy]

the doctor lady is also the woman that was interviewing roseanne for that job! but she got turned down cause she didn't know how to use the computer !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

[Carrieforever83]

Not the same women

[jaconer73]

That was Madge Sinclair

[vsusanmoon]

OMG the Doctor is  from the Carmen Sandiago Game show !!!! lol

.......I think she died sadly

[Dan97LHS]

she did? I didn't know she died.

[KandiCox]

Yup. Lynne Thigpen, died in 03. Looked her up On IMDb.

[sexybutterflybabe]

Thanks. Was wondering what happened to her.

[cheesecakehead413]

I looked it up. She died of a brain hemorrage. She was only 54. :-(

[imtoolovely]

@cheesecakehead413 --Who died of brain hemorrage??

[cheesecakehead413]

Lynne Thigpen. In this episode, she played Darlene's doctor who performed the appendectomy. She was The Chief on "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego." She died in 2003 at only 54.

[iluvamedic]

man ive had appendicitis....IT SUX!!!

[Mi55ery]

LMAO!

Roseanne: "Pitch pitch pitch all she ever does is pitch"

haha

[BettieBlueballs]

It doesn't seem like that was 20 years ago. Time flies.

[kellyashtonjr]

guess they reused actors lol.

[kellyashtonjr]

isn't that doctor the same actress who played the woman who gave roseanne a job interview? I think it was the same season, but roseanne didn't get the job because she didn't know about computers?

[catcubus]

I think it is!

[BettieBlueballs]

I thought so too. It sounds just like her. I looked it up on IMDb, and it's not the same person. But they did use the same person once for playing Leon's boyfriend and later he showed up as one of the doctor's that tried to save Darlene's baby.

[nevfx]

I think its a different one, you know, the face is a little "off".

[katykat46]

not the same

[SweetShann01]

Roseanne was just worry about Darlene she might know him but she wasn't thinking about him she was more worry about her kid

[crimsonwhite1]

darlene's coach has to introduce himself? roseanne doesn't know here child's coach?