Literally Shorts #2

[mcdonaldman56]

I'm still waiting for the episode where he just holds up a pair of shorts.

[MattTheDamnd]

lol

[nessguy3]

he sounds like tarance and philip

[fribby]

lol what is this?! I got tears in my eyes

[scott8558]

That's what British people do while playing call of duty

[W0rldcarrier]

Best literally short ever. Love the british accent.

[Blox5320]

I lol'd.

[jespo0o]

#lol

[EeveeChick10]

This is my favorite Literally Short. :-)

[DustyPengwin]

I've seen this at least 50 times now

[butterflysuper12]

#LOL Reminds me of "Monty Python".

[mothman1997]

. #LOL



[TheZeldalova]

Oh you killed me. Thank you.  #LOL

[JuglarEuskaldun]

@brentalfloss THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!!!!

[MrBlackshen]

well it's your problem about brit stereotype, i would stand up for you but i'm across the sea from you

[Dragonsoul420]

Roflmfao-This! Is! Pure! Genius!!

[darkluigiman]

this never gets old

[Ifunk247]

Us Brits are civil.

Old fruit.

Tally ho!

[Hazie995]

I live in Warwickshre, no where near liverpool but i support the football team :) Btw in England, the stereotype is that people in Liverpool nick stuff...thats not very civil :(

[megamaxie]

hurray, this video finally makes me feel good about being english =D btw i live in a town near northampton, so no Liverpool comments! =]

[Strelok3700]

BRILLIANT!

[kjbdark]

I'm flattered that you think we're civil. But Liverpool?

Brilliant video, favourited!!

[YaoiChan101]

@brentalfloss I'm from Australia, and as far as I know, our views on the British are similar to the Americans.. I think it's all the tea and scones business to be honest Haha :)

[videoguy3333]

Oh I get it, they were being civil to each other...

[NTownJung]

Forgot to say that my comment was in response to a 'conversation' (if you can call any exchange on youtube such a thing) that occured below me in the comments section.

[NTownJung]

I live in English and I'm not offended by it. I just find it funny that in American and Canadian they say British as opposed to English XD. Oh and just to live up to the reputation YouTube comments are now notorious for: Draw succulently on my genitalia you vacuous, coffee-nosed, mal-odorous, impolite and all-together unpleasant plebians.

*whispers* nice vid btw brentarino ;)

[arienh4]

@NTownJung You can't live in a language, or an adjective. Also, British refers to the entirety of the British Isles, which is still correct. If you're English, you're British too.

[NTownJung]

@arienh4 Erm. I know all of these things. I was being ironic. Read back and you'll see what I mean. And I say British is an Americanisation of English because nobody here calls themself British. They are either English, Welsh, Scottish, or from one of the British Isles. And I'll think you'll find that I can live in whatever I want to; adjective, language, noun, verb, adverb and anything else that takes my fancy. Just out of interest, are you 'British' or from the U S and A?

[arienh4]

@NTownJung So hang on. Apparently Americans think everyone is American, and English think everyone is either American or English? I'm Dutch.

[NTownJung]

@arienh4 Everybody knows that there are only 2 countries in the world. The Netherlands is just an illusion of the mind.

[megamanangel]

@NTownJung A wild Finland appeared! Finland uses Stereortypically a knife and a beer bottle! Its super effective! Fact of only 2 countries fainted! Finland gains 40000000000 EXP.

[frostysangel]

BANG "Oh you've killed me, thank you." "Not at all."

[lovedpuppy99]

Well if you insist, BANG

My god, shall I watch the telly now that I've killed you, mate I mean prat?

[Tristan1029384756]

oh uv killed me

lol

[bboybiogrind]

"BANG"

lol

[Fluffydragoncat]

L O L

[GreenGrand2000]

ROFLMAO!!!

[nerd12123]

oh, you killed me. thank you

not at all. XDXDXDXDXD

[Solnai505]

Your British-ish accent is surprisingly good

[Edos512]

IMPRESSIVE!!!

[redbandit501]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ool

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[638PM]

my friend and i memorized this (not that hard) and we recite it all the time

[imfinehowareyou]

lol! yup!

[bmgodzz]

wow funny XD

[silenthillreaper666]

awesome! haha

[nighthawknina86]

i just laughed so much that i cried, so simple and so funny = perfection

made in american

[Daviticus1000]

Why do they have British accents??

[crimsonlung]

because they were being polite and courteous to one another, (aka "civil") and who is more civil then the brits?

[Daviticus1000]

Umm, okay.

[VAB0L0]

Ask that to the Indians.

[MrBlackshen]

@crimsonlung an underground society of mole people

[upsguydownthestreet]

@crimsonlung The swiss .__.

[MyTakeGaming]

@crimsonlung Canadians?

[theshlauf]

-I do say go sir could you please release your slaves?

-I am afraid I shall have to decline I plan on using them for more cotton picking.

-Very well then you leave us no choice but to use the military.

-Oh well good luck with that then.

-Thank you very much.

-Good Bye!

[bestevez1]

this sounds alot like stewie XD

[jettom17]

Hes in New yorkers

[eatthefriggenpie]

I love American, one of my favorite places really.

[JaysterHere]

Nice :D

[FlashBaron]

Looking at these comments....some people just don't have a sense of humor...

[Acrili17]

Well played.

[Warrior536]

ah, I get it: ''Civil'' war as in civilized. nice one brent =P

[Sykosis310]

what part of American are you in?

[jaffinnegan]

PEOPLE IN AMERICAN NEED TO LEARN THAT LIVERPOOL IS NOT THE ONE PLACE EVERYONE IN ENGLAND LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

PS: Nice Vid Brent

[DarthPaul16]

....Wait you all don't live in Liverpool?

I guess that's why my college thesis to rename England Liverpooland didn't get a passing grade.

I just thought that teacher was racist.

[Dirkzero1]

what's with everyone saying American? That's like saying I'm going to visit English. LET"S ALL TAKE A BUS TO ENGLISH!! (i know you can't get there on a bus, btw)

[layarteBdnAevoL]

I want to go to Australian, but I'll settle with German if I have to.

[DrIvoRobotnick]

you can on a double decked buss.

Pip pip

[HeroOfTheGuitar]

nice one xD

[3uster3lader]

Guise, how about a jolly good cup of STFU I'm from England, learn too laugh at yourself. >_>

[Galaio12]

Dude, it isn't about england. it's about the meaning of the word Civil itself. Civil War, literally, as a Civilized War.

So they would just go as civilized people and wage war.

Hence the "You shoot first"

[maniacstudio87]

My favorite! :D

[KiWiCrappy]

LOL XD

[reeplay1984]

loool it's very funny

[ghdfgfh]

This has to be on of the more funny less then 20 second videos on youtube

Well done Brentalfloss xD

[Yonin777]

Oh now I'm dead.

[Solnai505]

So true. There's no such thing as a civil war (except maybe in England, where it'd be like this)

Especially not when they talk about slavery

[Solnai505]

I know that you jack-ass. I was joking. I know people died and you can't say it was for nothing because, although I'm heavily opposed to war, They had some decent motivation. I'm just saying that the English are more polite overall. Don't take it to heart

[Kazranit]

The English are more polite overall?? i dunno about that....and if you knew that...and then made a jock out of it....im pretty sure...your the "jack-ass"...and yeah it really was for nothing....you wouldnt know that cause your from the fucking US so shut up and learn your facts first

[Solnai505]

I've been to England 5 times and I've met a hell of a lot of people from there and I've learned a good bit of English history, including going to the Oliver Cromwell museum. Besides, there's no reason complaining about the English Civil War. It already happened and you can't go back and change it so stop damn complaining. Plus, I made a joke because we need humor in our lives, and learn how to spell.

[vagrantlibertine]

1: British accents can make a lot of things really funny. Deal with it

2: People who live in America are taught American History, so chances are he knows. Even people in Canada, (like me), are taught various tidbits of American history

[Kazranit]

1...British accents?? what British accents i don't know any British people who speak like that...so that comment of yours went up your arse.

2...wait...how does knowing "American History" mean he knows English Civil war History..............are you retarded?

[vagrantlibertine]

I've heard British people speak like that. England wasn't the only country to have a civil war. Grow up, learn WORLD history, and get over yourself

[Nanertot]

@Kazranit It's a joke. STFU asshole

[c00lwatter]

Yes we get it,. Thats hilarious.

[lunei66]

Yes, because we all didn't hear that ourselves.

[MigeulP]

This is the best literally short.

[technam]

XD You shoot first...

No shoot first...

[raddaradda01]

LOL XD

[Xihdude]

lmao xD so funny!

[wombatmike]

hahahaha

[Naughtydogmania]

xD hilarious

At least they're polite!

[Vordox85]

That has to be one corny accent. :P

[ledman120]

shit someone should try this in halo

[Quesic]

i did it already....but not in halo....CoD 4

[ledman120]

coo il watch it

[TiagoJ7T]

LOL

[Criptonair]

is the best literally short I've seen xD Much Funny...

Very Good Work xD

[889889771]

You shoot first.

No, you

I insist.

Oh, well, okay.

Bang!

[monkeymanG69]

awesome

[MrKewi]

HAHA floss 4 ever

[txfnero]

Bang, oh you've killed me, thank you, not at all.

[nomoreheroes567]

i get it, the peace war

[uknouluvmoemoe]

haha, that's awesome.

[IsaacAndFelix]

Thank you :3

[Koopa429]

XD!

[mollutje]

damn it, I finally get it.. 'civil' warXD damn, took me THIS longXD

[pseudohippie55]

LMAO

nice one brent

[Dioxinis]

best. pun. EVER.

[mariomanracer13]

omg lol

[DarkJesus27]

lol!, awesome

[BakaNekoChanSan]

"oh, you've killed me. thank you."

"not at all."

i lol'd hard XD

[CamoJunjen]

wow..thats great!

[xoyv]

"oh i do belive i have spontaniously burst into flames"

[brentalflossrocks]

Oh I feel sorry for whoever doesn't get this. LOVE IT!

[drath321]

lmfao

[powerpc127]

i lol'd

[jimbo99987]

Best Literally short ever...

[BazukaKasuko]

Rofl, the war was civil.

[ScarredGods]

brittain accent is so much better as that stupid american accent ! !

[tiram80]

Haha! Too cool!

To use a very popular term: I lol'd

[AncientGearEngineer]

that war was indeed quite civil

[ChrisPFCH]

politely english soldiers XD

[dunder567]

if only all wars were that civil

[foxieroxie808]

My favorite of the series thus far. <3

[VaderGaming]

why do you have army figurines?

[ManiacalXManiac]

Why Do You NOT Have Army Figurines?

[shadowmanwkp]

You know, the same thing was with WWI, there were even stories about both sides celebrating Christmas during the war. (doesn't mean that it wasn't horrible what happened then though)

[BRAWLMASTERXD]

HA SO FUNNY

[DWoodFilms]

lol i absolutely love it!

[itsBuddydude]

pure unadulterated comedy genius! brentalfloss has a fuuture here! (unlike mine in spelling)

[Persiana]

Actually, you didn't make any grammatical error, so you're good.

Unlike most of the retards on youtube.

[Pantherspwn]

^^ I guess he says it all.

[8488463p0wnd]

Why do they have British accents?

[piebot8675309]

to emphysize that these people are civil since british people have a stereotype of being polite and civil

[UKcallum]

well britian has multiple accents, not like america where theres just one

[bravocmdr]

southern accent, brooklyn accent, chicago accent, cali accent, and the plain american one.

Learn to think before you speak ass hole.

And no im not american.

[UKcallum]

caleb from blood?

Heh i love fps games, though you called me an asshole!

Fuck you dude, i was taking the piss because fucktards are always like OMGZZ THEREZZ JUST 1 BRITISH ACCENT LOLZZZZZZ no!

we don't all fucking sound like tea slurping, posh, snobby harry potter, queen cunts who should be lined up and shot.

[MegaLamb]

Does anyone in this world?

[chemoshe]

He probably does :S

[xn3v3r4g0tt3nx]

LMAO!! loovee itt!!! hahah

[soulchip2]

AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAH­AAA!!!! I love how fast this guy talks. and the accent he used fo this video :)

[Fredrik1ST]

What to say? LOL!

[NospoT1337]

i'm fucking loving it :D

[VAB0L0]

I.WANT.MORE!

[frencho5795]

damn,this is fucking true.

[Tsuikui]

I'm liking this new venture I must say.

[DunderDani]

AHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHA

[imover18gotityube]

If only I had the previous successes of brentalfloss to pull something like this off.

[krillelille]

This video is made of epic and lol

[megacoolerman]

I think what makes it so funny to me is that he is saying it without making a pause. Its just awesome xD

[BNGWolf]

lol

[SephirothBelmont]

Best Civil War documentary ever.

[StinkDude1]

I wish I could give 50 thumbs-ups at a time.

[NospoT1337]

HAHA

[DieserPhil]

this is so great^^

[mmmtsp]

was the civil war fought by British cowboys?

lol

nice video

[Beatlesfan6048]

lol nice

[trumpetplayersrule]

Man.....AWESOME!!!!!! HILARIOUS!

[razzlefrazzle123]

I can't stop laughing, best 19 seconds of my life.

[silverfire56]

O.o

+fav

[Littlebit21084]

lol with the pic i thought it was gonna be action figures...civil war was so much better

[l3rokken4ngel]

BRILLIANT!

[xcryinxoutxloudx]

hahaha i cracked up watching this one

[logical123]

Great accent! Chortle!

[TheBookofD]

talk about funny

[specht2006]

WARNING, extremely cliche comment below...

That was literally hilarious!!! Bwahahahhhhahahahha, I eat poo.

[PinkFloydd77]

hahhaaha

hilarious

[greatslimygopherguts]

Help i cant stop laughing!

[iambubbathedog]

made me laugh lol