How to Kill a Vampire

[GertrudeOgilthorp8]

Haha. Put garlic on the toilet seat

[JakobDailes]

@princesswolf1213 Vampyres are Undead creatures who suck the blood of humans (veg-head vamps r Twilight crap, Stephanie Meyer LIED). They are only alive because they have sold their souls to Satan, and that's why religious artifacts burn them.

[TheMonsterSkull]

toilet seats...just in case.

[TheMikedomann]

All of you smartasses just shutup. Wait...you're the expert on vampires because you've seen on-oh wait you havn't

[bigshotgunful]

what about the Cross....

[foxyfoxy90]

jesus crist murderers!

[sckidds]

...duuuuuuuummmmbbbbbbbb

garlic?? yea sure carry it i get hungry sometimes ;)

[mandikan2398]

ok this shit is total bs a vamps can go into sunlight b holy water doesnt hurt vamps c stakes can kill anyone doesnt mean theyre a vampire i should know

[JakobDailes]

@mandikan2398 O wow ur such an expert. Ever frickin read Dracula? what, have u just seen Twilight and assumed you now kno everything about the undead.

[mandikan2398]

@JakobDailes yes actually i have and trust me good read but not true to kill a vampire

[JakobDailes]

@mandikan2398 The guy never said holy water killed vampires. Just that it hurt em. Bram Stoker never said it either. The guy also never even mentioned sunlight killing vamps if i'm right. and also, what do stakes killing everyone have to do with anything? No 1 said "Stakes only kill vamps" or "Stakes killing someone means they r a vamp". Ur taking stuff out of context. Don't make a big deal over it.

[pacotacoeater]

the 1 person is in fact a vampire

[lund3000]

I feel so nerdy, searching this on YouTube..

[darkskull9088]

TEAM JACOP

[JakobDailes]

@darkskull9088 I'm Team Van Helsing! :D

[Sameus6401]

@MRKINGBRICE that's hilarious

[MRKINGBRICE]

ok so if u drink holy water would u be able to pee on a vampire and kill it

[Vader30400]

@MRKINGBRICE -.-

[MRKINGBRICE]

hahahahahahahah run edward run im coming for u and going to kill u hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[PolarBearBlue]

Oh Raymond, you're so helpful...

[dyreek1]

not all nibble heads are bad, but vampires are naturally blood thirsty at first.

[smcfags]

note: vampire weakness is the sun

[Michelle9849]

I hate Vampire°!

[BirdTwins]

why do you look like al stocker

[ZackAllenLadd]

i sware vampires are sopposed to suck blood not dick

[thepurplecrystalz]

i love you! i'm a vampire slayer and an alien hunter.

[AlalalahBOOM]

Kill it with fire! :O

[australianlover1]

which one is scaryer a zombie or a vampire

[Johnjnbzll]

@australianlover1

1 zombie.. not very scary. 5000 zombies.. whole different thing.

[australianlover1]

@Johnjnbzll ya one zombie i can kill but 5000 O .o

[S1587915G]

There's a problem this vid never touches on. Some (or should I say MANY) vamps can influence your mind so you'd WILLINGLY let them suck you dry. What do you do when this happens? Huh?

[chase1146]

rip it a part and burn it thats how i would kill one

[StuartFredFan912]

Hi Joe!! It's Lily! I believe that most of the info u gave us is non-factual. What you said is only a myth. Signs of a vampire are Ice cold, hard as stone, snow white skin. They sparkle in the sun and look like an average human. Except way more beautiful! The only way to kill them is to tear off there head and other body parts (which would be really hard bc they are SUPER strong and really fast!) and set them on fire!

My source is: Stephanie Meyer. She is the writer of Twilight!

HAHAHA! LOL!

[InZanePlayER]

Man! Vampire used to be able to summon little vampire minions and become a shadow, or my personal favorite day-walker that wear shades. Not low self-esteem fags covered in glitter who go out with ugly chicks.

[PatrickEatZombie]

I like meh vampires the same way I like my spiders

Dead

[Flakbait888]

Oh so this is how you kill real vampires, not gay sparkling ones?

[honeybee21799]

retard

[EdwardCullenM1]

i am a real vampire only way to kill me is burn me aprat burn the pieces

~Edward Anthony Masen Cullen I Am a hunter i only hunt anmails

[EdwardCullenM1]

5 stars and favit...............

[winky7575]

to kill a vampire easy just have a silver knife... silver will burn'em

[fishjohnburg]

no your thinking of werewolves except silver doesn't burn them.

[winky7575]

@fishjohnburg well, vampires also got the silver effect. also. holy water is not that effective i think. garlic. yes, either because of their good smelling sense (bad spelling) or because the 1 it got tested on showed of being alergic :D

[winky7575]

yeh

[ownedyou32]

Hey remember when vampires were cool? Then Twilight came along and kinda fucked that up.

[unicronsucks]

When I was a kid, vampires sucked blood. Not cock.

[AdamOfNebb]

@ownedyou32 There are no vampires in Twilight. Those are large fairies with sharp teeth.

[zkilz1]

@AdamOfNebb sooo...in over sized tooth-fairy?

[zeek245]

@ownedyou32 seriously wtf is up with glowing in the sunlight like a shiny crystal? ur supposed to get burned by it and go back to the underworld

[TheMonsterSkull]

@ownedyou32 Yeah vampire are not the same anymore...

[grenadeer09]

vampires, im sick of em.

nothing but bloodsucking demons, they are.

[djp10k]

do not insult vampires in such a desgusting way dont insult them at all but do u believe in them or is this something u would say if u did believe in them?

[irbb07]

ya stakes imabolielez them not kill them. garlic is and holly water r bs they dont do anything.

[djp10k]

how would u know?

[rigostar14]

that was dracula he can only be killed by a wareworlfs bite and vampires dont bleed get your shit right

[zkjoker666]

this is only in van helsing,

[theHuntsgirl]

Lost Boys rule

[TheZombie6]

this kinda makes me laugh because hes retarded

[avsk8er456]

Vampires rock. Dont disagree cause i wanna get bitten.

[chase1146]

same here

[irbb07]

ya i aggree they do i have all ways had a thing 4 them.

[aarongod4]

kill it

[ZzDe0]

Or you can shoot it with a silver bullet.

[kovona]

I thought that was for shape-shifters?

[ZzDe0]

Vampires are shapeshifters.

[the2dipip]

wasn´t a siler bulit agenst werwolvs...or so???

but what you can use is a bulit with some kind of ultra light, that burns them from insid...:-)

[clubbinallnight12]

isnt that for a werewolf

[ZzDe0]

It's for both.

[clubbinallnight12]

o lol i didnt know that

[TheVampyreCat]

That's werewolves you noob.

[ZzDe0]

It's both dummy.

[TheVampyreCat]

No. Haven't you ever watched Underworld? Lol.

[ZzDe0]

Haven't you ever watched Blade?

[TheVampyreCat]

Yes I have. It has a lot of corny moments, but its alright, and its based on a comic.

[ZzDe0]

Yeah and they shot vampires with silver bullets.

[TheVampyreCat]

Yeah, that's basically the only vampire movie where it can kill them.

[ZzDe0]

Google it. It says it there too.

[soulely]

lol funny

[naig17]

Yhhhhh, the tomato sauce on his face was disgusting. image the way it stinks

[iamzemasta]

why not just load up a grenade launcher w garlic? =D

[battleon45]

lmao "because god lets any kind of creature in"

[zamrok73]

for god it's like, come on in it's a paaarttay in here!

for your neighbor it's like...off my lawn u dead son of a bitch

[kira4519]

you left out wolf they can morph into a wolf to

[Tedge1979]

Good stuff!!! But how does the stake get back into the vampire at the end?

[camillahell]

It's supernaturalityism!

[rdsweet]

That Raymond is so sexy.