Dick Figures - Captain Red Rum & The Pina Colada Armada

[ADour1996]

Brbgrbrbrgbgrrrg FUCK! Bgrbgrbgrbrgbrg

[ras7musm]

0:59

Red:AVASTY SCARVY BITCHES!

Pink:AVASTY FUCKNUTS

i laughed so hard XD

[kp05052]

Ee

[YourMom5864]

isnt blue sea sick? why not now? o_O



[xXAwesome45Xx]

Avasty Scarvy BITCHES !!!

[AnarchyTheClown]

Drunken sailor by the Irish Rovers

[electro298]

GLGUGLGULGLULGLULGLULULUFUCKGL­ULGLULGLULGLU

[SarahSerpent]

GAZANGUUUUUUZ!!!!!

[DracoKyuubi]

@DeathReaper16000 oh thirteen flies on a dead man's ballsack, fourteen holes in a seagull's kayak, fifteen spots on the mask of Rorschach early in the mornin!

[Dawolfester]

Avast ye scurvy bitches!

[TheDragonfablerocks]

i will nota eata da sushi

[Ep1cShad0w]

Pfft, penicolatas! Whatever. What a girly drink! This is really good.

[Becca20chew]

i love that ratcoon :D

[XxXGamerUKXxX]

Lol does anyone else think he sounds like Barbossa from pirates of the caribean?

[stevensgurlie082298]

penicolata... This is such a girlie drink...wow this is real delilshous!! :)

[dadnapt24]

AVARST U SCURVY BITCHES LOLOL XD

[baseballguitarguy456]

ooooohhhhhhhh 13 flies on the dead mans ballsack 14 holes in the seaguls' kayak 15 spots in the mascaror shop ernai in the mornin'

[policarpioron20]

i am raccoon and im here to say, your booty fill up all of Tokyo bay, HWHAT?

nice song btw... :D

[akosipatrick02]

Ohhh.... 13 flies in a dead man's balls

14 holes in a sea horse' Cardiac??

15 spots on a nascar Porche..

[DeathReaper16000]

@akosipatrick02 13 flies on a dead mans ball sack

14 holes in a seagulls kayak

15 spots on the mask o'rar shack earli in the mornin' ;P

[Zeeboto421]

1:34 lol left side, it says "blue balls anonymous"

[teodorakalezic]

0:54 Day vision goggles :D

[IceSkaterChick9]

0:39 to 0:57 to 2:13 is my favorite part(s) XDDD

[MyJohnson100]

luitenant blueballs lol

[TwixTwix12]

Ahaha Red is amazing

[melon04200]

tis a ugly mermaid

[stefbks]

anyone notice at 0:49 you see the water through the wood??

[IsaacSamo]

If you pause at 0:22 you will see Reds DICK! Oh wait, it´s a hook..

[shishkababatron]

LOLZ!!

[spud007ninja]

is the green stick figure a boy or a girl????

[Zeeboto421]

@spud007ninja lord tourettes is a guy

[weird982]

lol what a girly drink...oh god this is really delishus

[Z6202]

epic song in the beginning



[badjesse101]

if i ever wanted to die laughing

all i would have 2 do is watch this

[ALporpoise]

Avast ye scurvy bitches!

[Luisfmc]

Why dick figures is end? Its my favorite cartoon in youtube. Its sucks!

[takeonecomedygroup]

song at the end?

[toledosan]

@takeonecomedygroup Sounds like Coldplay....

[MRsaimaannorppa]

@takeonecomedygroup buy the soundtrack, duh

[ambros1231]

Give us your treasure

Show us your boobs

Hand over the gold

Reveal your tits

Fork up the Dabloons

Let fly your melons

Give us the lot

KIZONGASSSSSSS

[1998lauratje]

hogwash! that's just how I sneeze...

[Hiddentiger4]

pause on 1:34 and if you see his profile it says pirates Vs Fang angels

[suckatstarcraft]

@Hiddentiger4 and harmville :)

[furyberserk]

Didn't red wear that on blue's second date? With that role playing.

[DragonFabeHacker]

2:00 hold spacebar to watch him die in slow mo.

[DanteEgo]

bwuahahahahahfhfsdfafhafhafhsf­a

thats how i sneeze

[paparaiderfanstudios]

avast ye scurvy bitches!!!!!!!

[MsCrossmyheart]

13 flies on a dead man's ballsack! 14 holes in a seagull's kayak! 15 spots on the mask of roar shack! early in the morning!

[cjdragon1988]

Now I'm a real boy "bounce"

[malthe1210]

facester.com/friendrequests.po­op

Priceless :)

[Hiddentiger4]

2:00 best part of this whole video

[Hiddentiger4]

Girls want gold. Reason= Shopping spree

Guys want tits. Reason=Fap Fap Fap

[staticboy760]

My Favorite part is 1:51 - 2:06 cracked up wen they Shot him nd Then threw the knife nd then gets hit by the ancor then the sharks eat him xD hahahahahahahahaha

[animenerdchick123]

AVAST YE FUCKNUTS

[DracoKyuubi]

@animenerdchick123 AVAST YE SCURVY BITCHES!

[AKdrown]

Thumbs up if you heard the "Fuck" from lord tourettes under the water!

[MrKyle2102]

@cha11ender u have to be stupid to not know that song

[ii3Lovee]

2:01-2:08...WTF why did red smile?! ..prolly the same reason i smiled ;)

[Weiner69Lol]

How many times has Lord Tourettes died?



[GLLCJ]

@Weiner69Lol over 14 times

[ossikater]

1:42 Oh I see what you did there! xD

[redneckengland]

red rum is murder backwards

[wu1ming9shi]

mermaid: blub blub blub....

red: SMILE! :D

[7wagers]

if you like pina coladas...

[Cha11engerD]

What's the song at 2:37?

[708jericho]

this is best

[DracoKyuubi]

Hark! Off the Starbucks bow!

[xboxandps3master]

red: avast ye scurvy bitches!

pink:avast ye fucknutsw

LOL

[Hiddentiger4]

1:00 Best argument ever!

1:41 Lord tourettes

[192Packrat88]

Piña collates whatever, what a girly drink, this is really good!

[cjdragon1988]

Oh splendid, now I'm a real boy "bounce".

[username48481]

this episode proves that lord tourettes is a male.

[xxxortazz]

If someone could tell me the name of the real song red was supposed to be singing at the beginning it would be much appreciated

[cjdragon1988]

@xxxortazz Drunken Sailor, by the Irish Rovers

[thebigeven]

sorry ballsack



[thebigeven]

0:07 13 flies on a dead mans penis?!?

[FilthyHaxorz5]

i love dick figures.but there's all these episodes that i have seen?

[MutiMTNDewLover]

tis an ugly mermaid

I would not eat ta sushi

Now i'm a real boy

SEA DEMON

[burstfyre20]

Sashimi!

[Ginsinq]

Red Rum = Murder O.O

[bambam511]

Anyone else besides me repeat it 15 times when they yell SEA DEMON and kill green?

[1casper234]

What is the song at the end called?

[MadLordInotak]

This is an excellent example of the battle of the sexes. One wants sex and tits, the other wants all your money.

[Prod8g2]

@MadLordInotak wrong not sex bewbs

[stefbks]

@MadLordInotak good one

[boxandbob]

its a ugly mermaid kill her!!!!lol

[renzadude]

annotation fail XD

[megiddragon]

SEAMEN!!!!!!



[MutiMTNDewLover]

this one is the funniest one ever show me your boobs and revile your tits and let fly your melons gazongas lol

[tiffycat96]

i dont have itunes, so whats the song at the end?

[miaroseg]

i love red :) he sooo funy

[suckatstarcraft]

why hello young SEMEN!

[dmaster593]

avast ye scurvy bitches lmao

[giggy99999]

pina colada? what a girly drink. this is really good

[blackiechan10]

avast ye bitches! avast ye fucknuts!

[iRapLegacy]

wwfdlkfaerviubaenroithgkfjvnal­sdFUCKaodufntgjahsdlkfjasoigfa­trgiun

[seanbo16]

pause at 1:11 wait, pink is a guy?

[spacemarinecaptain1]

pause at 2:20 and red is fucking one girl while slapping another's butt lol

[spacemarinecaptain1]

2:05 watch blue's and red's mouths as Lord Tourrettes gets eaten XD

[BJames187]

1:33 turtle porn background

[96drummer2]

REVEAL YOUR TITS ! GAZONGAS ! 0_0 at every episode i LOL i LOL so hard

[PWNAGE153]

blub blub blub blub blub FUCK blub blub blub blub

[MichaelJackson787]

oh whoahaha ha why hello there young SEMEN!@!@!

[KanhaiyaB81]

facester

[Ghostlyghostgamer]

Um... that's the second messiest sneeze i've ever seen in my life. Third if you count Pokemon.

[EpicMarty101]

Red: *BARF* That's just how I sneeze

[floncer]

"Did you just kill my girlfriend?"

"Don´t worry I timed it perfectly"

[DeadlyL8teKnight]

you killed Lord Tourettes, YOY SHIT COCK FUCKS

[postcardfromCuba]

Se me antojo una Piña colada ahorita mismo.

[TheMCMinecraftMan]

wplwplwplwpwl FUCK wplwplwplwplwpl!

[mettalx1]

"blue balls" hahaha

[DragonlikeWolf]

1:58 hahahahahahaha

[TDGSeal]

13 flies on a dead man's ballsack, 14 holes in a seagulls kayak, 15 spots on the mask of Rorschach early in the mornin'!

[iheartPvZ4eva]

@TDGSeal lol cool

[heatblast02]

1:30 Sashime



[MewMewMe2U]

@heatblast02

sashibi. raw fish, (no rice-sushi has rice) :)

[idodo32]

best pirate song ever...

[osmigcon]

Red: Mermaid :)

Blue: Mermaid :(

Raccoon: Soshibi 

[anarchisttom20]

HOGWASH BLlLLLLAAAARRRRRzgGGGGGGGHHHH

[Aking1998]

if thats how he sneezes i wonder how he coughs

[Zainiak]

What program is this music made in?

[ForsakenDuality]

I SO NEED TO PEE BUT THIS IS SO AMAZING !

[Sirvanta]

I would nota eat da sushi...

[alexmaine12]

ohhhh 13 flys on a dead mans ball sack 14 holes in a seagles cyace 15 spots on the mascarorsha early in the mornin

[JohnOneStyle]

@alexmaine12 X´DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 

[linkman0324]

what is the 2:19 song?

[rushfanatik1]

MlmblbmbbmrlrlubnFUCKsdgbbkmnl­jblmb.  Lol!!

[dawdaw932]

OOOOO, 13 flies on the dead mans ballsack!

14 holes in the seagulls kayak!

15 spots on the mask of Rorschach!

Watchmen quotes are epic!

[theBBlive]

A MERMAID!! SASHIMI!

[MrUsername1324]

press #2 then #6

[ryuzaki12ful]

AVASTY SCRUVY BITCHES

[kupkakegurl101]

1:34 a tab says LifeHacker

[xtonexbluex]

mmmblrlrlblblblblblbbmmmFUCKmh­mlhmlhhmhbrlbr

[CameronMaxfield]

The Pinas of the Colada: At Wits End

[1465timo]

yahr and now we wait

[fitzitz234]

MMMMBLRGHHHHMMMMMBLRRRGH!FUCK!­BRLARFAOLAHNFASG

[PrimalDiety]

HarmVille



[isaacmuscat]

At 1:35 it was pinks birthday :P

[lockmewithbacon]

Clocks

[TheLaughShack]

whats the song at teh very end?

[policarpioron20]

i am raccoon and i'm here to say, your booty fill up all of Tokyo bay. WHAT?

[SheerSniper7]

@policarpioron20 hes saying she has a huge, round ass

[ItsFudgeOrElse13]

0:05-0:15 is going to be my new ringtone

[ItsFudgeOrElse13]

0:00-0:15 is going to be my new ringtone

[mayivideos]

mbmbmbmbmbm COQ mmbmbmbmbmbm

[PatrickHowe04]

Hogwash, Blaaaaargh!!!!

[GoodluckToro]

awh yeah 15 spots on the mask of rosarch :3

[oraymond12]

Yea from the "The Shinning"

By stephen king

[GaSapienza]

anyone noticed that red rum is "murder" backwards

[InkDragon9]

I'd either have 0:05 - 0:15 as my ring tone

or 1:00 - 1:35 as my ring tone

[chrisdude747]

pirates vs fang angels



[robloxTVdr777]

@chrisdude747 fang angel fans

[chrisdude747]

harm ville



[JoTheCreativeOne]

Pina Coladas-what ever, what a girly drink-

THIS IS REALLY GOOD.

[Frnchfry0]

The music at the very end reminds me of Forza Motorsport 4.

[AOSspartan]

1:35 Did anyone else pause it to look at his desktop?



[kingerlv]

red rum = mur der

[firestar9911]

0:25 that's just how i sneeze

[gimme20dolla]

"why hello young SEMEN!"

[Rayloverkitty]

1:00 - 1:20 BEST. DIALOGUE. EVER.

[toxicpanda55]

its old greg the scaly manfish

[dbanksischillin]

gazongas

[cuzimspecial1]

13 flys in a dead man's ball sack

14 holes in a seagulls kayak

15 holes in the mask of rorshack

and im also deported

[xxCesarxxOJxx]

2:05



[jkhshsh]

is lord tourettes a boy or girl.?