The Secrets Out!!

[xzzytv]

That was THE Best analogy in the history of the universe EVER

[gamerinthemist]

press 6 continualy to give phil an orgasm. press eight for a spaz attack and press 9 to make him break down emotionaly

[gamerinthemist]

press 6 continualy to give phil an orgasm.

[Sianostrakarenrenren]

The secret's out! You're gay!

[Boxbreak101]

lol phillll SOOO much has changed

[retromusicvidz]

coll picture in abckround and BTW Great Ending man ! =D

[Fucksvensker]

This guy talks twice as much as my girlfriend. STFU!!!!

[YagaForTehWin]

your ugly lol.

[sydneybrittanytv]

you gay. XD

[pyrohoboy]

Lol. great analogy. Russia been teaching Cuba kung fu?

[metalheadturtwig]

************

[CMob09]

Go and get a job !

[BlazeSmart]

hey guys look if you type in your youtube password on a comment it turns into stars ************

EPIC

[loko2871]

pause at 1:22 and look at his mouth

[MultiJigalo]

this guy is a shit version of RAYWILLIAMJOHNSON

[ihatefattyslol]

@MultiJigalo actually he was around before RWJ, so before you post any fanboism do a little research. He isn't even trying to be RWJ. He's more of a reporter/vlogger. RWJ is a rip-off of Tosh.0. nice double post btw.

[MultiJigalo]

@ihatefattyslol who cares ray is better

[MultiJigalo]

this guy is a shit version of RAYWILLIAMJOHNSON

[Jaws1009]

@MultiJigalo GAY AND FAKE

[dobermangrl]

@Jaws1009 grow a dick

[Jaws1009]

@dobermangrl my just saying russian is awesome

[FlargTheKitty]

0:11 just completely made my day!!

[dobermangrl]

im russian! we're AWESOME! :)

[Jaws1009]

@dobermangrl YES

[XblackswanXx]

@dobermangrl Don't kill me!!!! no, jk ;) lol

[chargersfan3421]

@dobermangrl no ur not.....



[qazt19]

Is it just me, or does Phil look somewhat like Rachel Maddow?

[phenixryte23]

my birthday this was.

[deidaraslut]

nice hair ;)

<3 

[salmonmanred]

not gay!

[djskizmarkey]

this guy has the worst shaped body ive ever seen

[ManniMann1986]

2nd comment in a month!! yaaaaaay :P

[gymnasticowl]

first comment in 2 weeks!! yaaaaaay

[FatGirlThatLikesYaoi]

ur coll

[mrlt3535]

Phil, I wish you were a bigger man. it feels like we are in the age of "STUPIDITY" , where people major in the minors. Fix the "ASA" situation. i like to be informed and entertained. When I see people who are in the spot light turn on each other rather than support or stand by each other, it turns my stomach. It appears the smarter people get the more they do stupid things. BE A BIGGER MAN.

[seankenny08]

@mrlt3535 wat

[starwars7065]

trollin fag

[favre4jet]

ur face scares me!!!

[Bongtasia]

whatever he is just random lol

[trikpa]

"..... and such like that ....." hahahahahaha. brilliant.

Be well

[teatcherspetinmaking]

THE ALIEN THING WAS SO RANDOM

[kbutyourontop]

ok anyone that has watched this video, watch it baked and its fucking hilarious dude hahaha no joke.....

i know from personal experience =]

[Bongtasia]

@kbutyyourontop@  werd. i second that

[pestsov]

the photo on the left looks similiar to U +))

[Schtripsa]

О чем речь блять, в чем суть, кратко поясните. Причем тут газопровод нах?

[cypryss1]

Getting laid eh Phil ? Good man !

5 stars

"What"?

O,k I swear that's the last time.

[ltrebl]

Phil has changed to much...

[fenwayd16]

he's still the man

[ltrebl]

crap, I meant *so, not too...

[fenwayd16]

good deal

[lordsteel7]

Yes, fractions are hard....and so is spelling.

[Bmo280]

It's okay, Phil. Everyone hates fractions.

[spiderbaby1958]

Please don't die, Phil!

[tech4pete]

cool

[siddububba]

lol mrs teen reference.

[mancreep]

RAPE

[Jinxiness]

Does that mean my DD's are shunned?

IM SO SAD OHNO. Dx

[CantMakeAName123]

Omg. Holy fkng shit Philip IF i was gay i'd be in love with you D:.

You're awesome man. One of the most funniest stuff man. GJ.

I FUCKING LOVE 0:40-1:00

[fredricktheman]

we all would.. ;P

[hustlinharmon]

@CantMakeAName123, the fact that you even said that proves you're gay.

[maverick1193]

lmfao

[DavelikesMuffins]

i have that poster :)

[jerk223]

shut the fuck up phiullpiu is fucking amazin gs

[thezodiac8973]

its the internet my friend

[finobambino121]

if you thing your funny, your not

[coltsfan62]

@finobambino121 Is that why he has half 1million views with 4 stars and a half? I think not.

[bluefireball0210]

lol, at 1:00, he says the video has to end, but thats not even the half-way point

[sejasci]

OMG can't stop laughing :D

[xJSLRx]

LIER

[passwordik]

I believe not.

sry for my first opinion. But. Thats bullshit. How can you discussing about this?

R' U Live in Russia?

U know bout us all?

pff

gess not.

so...

[Wokinacar]

settle down don't let it get to you

[BHB3434]

0:29!!!! THE BEST!!!!

[s3xkitt3n101]

Im a D, doe that count?

[passwordik]

piss of f

from Russia

[maxwelltripp]

your a noob at thinkin

from the rest of the world

@passwordik

[JamboProductionsTV]

Turned out to be one of the funniest!

[clebab]

lol pause ANY second in the vid, and youll get a funny face

[woodburyadpost]

its true

[2badimcool]

i second that clebab...

[ShellingGnat2]

lol i missed the first half of the video because i was pausing the whole time.

[ciaram535]

@clebab i paused like 100 times

[jjb4lyf]

@clebab lol its true >:D

[iwhol]

@clebab 0:12 is the best!!

[arrebarre11]

@clebab so fuckin true

[jlalvarado024]

@clebab OMFG thats f*kin funny!!!

[HellRaiser15151]

@clebab I paused at one part, he looked like he was drunk.

[articwulfee]

I really.. REALLY love this man..

[N8RZZZ]

I actually enjoyed this one more than usual, lmao =D

[forza335]

yea

[Paramedic0258]

LOLZ!!!!!!

[Oalecia]

Everyone has a right to express their thoughts about any politics.Because he is expressing an opinion about Russia (this relates to all of the rude comments on the board) it doesn't mean you guys have to be rude; on top of that Russia is not the most popular country in the world and a lot of people steriotypicaly judge all russians. However the country is corrupt no matter how hard the goverment will try to change it it has been corrupt for years it'll take time to change. Patience....

[aktiragram]

Убейся, придурок американский! И почему там считается нормальным, чтобы отдельный не слишком развитый и образованный американский индивид мог АВТОРИТЕТНО высказывать своё мнение о мировой политике и позитивно/негативно оценивать целую страну?

[thestutz3000]

Убейся, придурок American! and why there is considered normal to separate not too rich and educated American individual authoritatively to express your opinion about world politics and positive/negative assess the entire country?

(partial english for people who dont read this stuffz

[mimix0x]

Your hairs really crazy and sticking up everywhere

[StreetRZ]

Topol M waiting u.

[Explosiveelm]

GO RUSSIA! I miss the Soviet Union.

[ElArGeNtInO12]

hahaha i loved the miss south carolina reference

[zetar66a]

Bawksey <3s you.

[zannteo]

You should have your own TV show

[SydneyJuggalette]

hey lol.. ur videos r funny as fuck but like r u gay?....or not?...like i just wanna know lol...

[madworldbestsong]

i forgot he either has a wife or gf i think a gf

[GMODCREATOR]

In Russia car drives you

[xXKradinXx]

ROFL family guy reference FTW

[amfahmage]

MICRO SOFT SAM!!!

[arzy2008]

Do U speak Russian?)))

[RadioBlaBlaFM]

And Russia is not a dude that I know, it's a country with borders around it just like Europe and America.

If you want to stay 3 steps behind : focus on countries.

If you want to stay 2 steps behind : focus on presidents.

If you want to stay 1 step behind : watch what what the pope is planning for us all.

But you could also focus on which food they use as a weapon right now.

Food with a nice barcode, some swirls and lots of colors and a nice picture of something you recognise from TV

[chatcat666]

and if you aren't a complete fool, you'd know that europe isn't a country?

[RadioBlaBlaFM]

Ofcourse I meant land when I typed country so you stay focussed on countries and stay 3 steps behind.

For your information : Europe is like one country with a border. The Netherlands do not have a border around it anymore only some remains of some of it...

[ZL4D]

And you are not known for your grammar skillzz

[YAS3149]

and where ever the fuck you're ISN'T KNOWN for its literary skills

[Dart11112]

i said grammer instead of geography, i seriously need to read my comments beore i post them. as for your comment im not sure what your saying

[elumea]

Damn! You are right! They are known for their entertaining, surgical, economical, linguistic, historical, national, artistic, literairy, musical and sexy skills. Russia on the other hand... Well let's not go there. All I know (in my close minded world probably) is that most russians don't even speak english, never really were open to peace and worship a dead dictator. I'm european by the way.

[Oalecia]

Actually I am russian I speak english very well, thank you very much; and a lot of people from a little town in a middle of russia speak english very well too, however judging the whole country by a small sample of holiday makers you got to meet is wrong.

[steveo9001]

i have always wondered why people say thats wrong ... its called statistics ... we clearly know that not every russian is _____ but a high percent of them are _____ so therefore russians are _____.... same goes when people say white people are racist ... its true we as a whole are a very racist ... but not all of us are . But i would still say white people are racist ... and im white .... so you guys take everything alittle to serious when we say such and such race is _____

[Oalecia]

If we gonna go into population statistics a very LARGE number of people independently of race or country of origin are stupid. But as well all should know you can't rely on statistics because it only works properly on an immaginary maths world so technically statistics are only partially corrects and it also depends on a point of view taken because everything is very relative and not 100% certain ...

[steveo9001]

yeh....its true .... i guess the point i was trying to make is 90% of people that say british are so _____. are simply joking and they know not every british is _____. it all depends on how the individual takes it. alot of people are anal about racism and any joke about their nationality makes them rage

[Oalecia]

Racism is a joke it's not what it used to be now people complaining just for sake of it and actually it seems racism now faces the other way because white people are too afraid to say something wrong as the "sufferers" now just take advantage of this... sadly world is full of silly people :(

[steveo9001]

yup >.>

[sasa8881]

well i kinda understand you. but at some point, of course you can get upset about everything they about you or your country or race or whatever, and did that for my past 15 years but now i think it doesn`t change anything. and moreover they usually don`t mean it, nobody thinks (or i least i hope so) that generallization are true.

[00000k1]

PHIL U NEED TO WATCH

SHOW ME YOUR GENITALS search it on youtube!!!!

[RadioBlaBlaFM]

Poetin and Obama are friends so there's no hate, just cooperation on the Genocide Agenda21

[Terza94]

agreed

[Derekfortuinschannel]

Radio bla bla, you know better than that to release secrets is an offence

[RadioBlaBlaFM]

Hahahaaha that's no secret for me... it's logic and most part is history hahahaa.

It should be logic at least ;-)

But I am well aware of the fact that there are people around us who feel it as an offence. It's hard for them to accept the slave-system that makes them...a slave.

[69elchupacabra69]

Is this some kind of Illuminati slash Free Mason stuff? Or am I just paranoid. :P

[wowgoshdarnit]

ok lol

[CharlieWHU]

Everyone is like

'OMG everyone will die without gas'

Can you not just put a friggen coat on?

Lmao

[JSManuSniper]

you cant cook food without gas... and dont say to make a fire with sticks, cause its harder then you think.

[SinkingPennyBLee]

Are you serious? Go through your day and list everything that uses gas. Modern society would literaly collapse. Use some fucking common sense "Can you not just put a friggen coat on?" No, you can not.

[moogling]

" Cold War Part 2 " Epic Lulz

[AnonimosArtist]

next time I`ll fill you in, three.... halves... i didn`t finish college.... lol

[josienug]

"And aliens will pop out of their mouth"

"I like B-D sized boobies"

LOOOOL

"Next time I'll fill you in 3....halves....."

hahhahaha

[Tscolaro1]

woot, 500,000th view

[SamGaming]

prove it...

[darkalchemistninja]

he's die yes. lets fuck he's body all night long

[smallvile1992]

that was wierd

[thelaughingcorpse13]

Best video ever. Ever.

[webosity345]

evar!

[NotEmo181]

1) this was made 2 days b4 my bday...yay!

2) "i didnt finish college...!" lmfaoooooo!!!!!

[ChislettsGirl]

This was made on my birthday =3

[v8supercarstv]

LOL, Sameeee,

[alcaponage]

lol funny

[jargon1123]

i like b to d size boobies hahahahahahahhahahahhaahahhah

[ak123456p]

Like every other man. who knew

;)

[barna007]

i can't wait to be philed in 3/2!!!!

[jellyboy123]

Russia got a big chip in Europe with gas but people can always go back to coal.

[StanT16]

Im from Russia, lol!

[PortableRainbow]

LOL wow Daedryon. Just wow.

Keep up the good work sxephil! Love the vids :]

[ImperialManiac1]

Anyone else notice that he spent more than half the video saying that it was going to end...

[MyNameis2long4youtub]

love the devil horns.. rofl

[tfinptpybd]

Daedryon,

as a fellow Canadian (and Ontario resident, as well) I actually feel ashamed to have you naming yourself as such. You're an embarrassment to Canadians....namecalling? I mean, really? What are we, american fratboys now? Please

1) educate yourself and become funny or

2)stop telling people you're from Canada.

I mean, really dude.

[flyboy8492]

you have the choice to watch something else.

asshole

[rocketmen1]

you know what Daedryon really if you don't like Sxe phills stuff just go away no one wants to hear your bull shit just fuck off man... at least give suitable, mature reason why you don't like sxe phil's vids if your going to say anything.

[pestsov]

do U really thing it's usefull to hear why someone wouldn't ever watch this kind of videos, where 1 person makes thousands parts of vids to make hundreds of kinda funny vids?

he s not even creating something-just laughing, searching and watching something in internet.. videoblog on youtube-it doesn't make sense,just a wastage of time

[SmokiSounds]

lmfao the description of Russia was hilarious hahahahah so true

[SmokiSounds]

It wasn't Russia's fault, Ukraine didn't pay its damn transfer bills. US media is on its usual propaganda game.

[Daedryon]

Also, I'll be waiting for Sxephil's next blogtv show, so I can call in. ;)

[climber4321]

if you say you have a life then why would u waste your time calling him just to bash him?

[Daedryon]

Pilotstockle is a faggot, his profile says it all.

and Ryuklight, YouTube doesn't give a shit about cyber bullying, you fucking faggot.

[pilotstockle]

Daedryon trys to be an internet tough guy

his videos say it all.

[Daedryon]

And if you guys cant handle the fact that someone else doesn't like this queer ass Sxephil, then it is you who needs to get some sun and learn that not everyone likes this bitchy little nerd.

[gibsonguy625]

then why are you here?

[VBugattiV]

"likes this bitchy little nerd" check out your fucking videos, playing games while having a pansy voice over. hahah im laughing at you right now Daedryon you stupid internet tough guy, instead of slagging peoples videos how about you go get some sun and get laid you prick

[Daedryon]

Again, I don;t play WoW. I dont sit in my parents basement, as I have my own apartment, you stupid nigger.

[ryuklight123]

ur lucky no one's reporting ur user for cyberbullying