@PIE32CP that ninja is protecting them from hotdog space invaers trying to steal theyre nose hair so they can manke a nose hair laser to destroy the world....... Duh
"Nándào tāmen bù dǒng yīngyǔ ma? E. N. G. L. I. S. H." Can I have a wonton soup! lol thats all I heard. "Wǒ néng yǒu yīgè zhōngxíng de húntún tāng!" MEDIUM! "okay"
@WweOverTheLimit um excuse me? I don't think you have the right to insult me. And why are you calling me dumb? when you can't spell " you're" seriously, get your IQ and think before you call a person with proper grammar " dumb". Really where are you going with this. It makes no sense. You " think" your safe behind your keyboard. Your not, if somebody really wanted to then they could trace your sorry butt and kill you in your sleep.
@WweOverTheLimit No, i already did that. Your the one who had the nerve to reply back. Thank the watcher that im not a block head like you. This is another reason why i hate people. Because most of em are people that can't use their head. So my advice would be, you should shut up and go to school. I'm pretty sure they have an opening for you in preschool. if not then maybe you can get a tutor. Because you should really think before calling a person like me " dumb" because im not. You are.
If you are claiming to be so smart why did you make the same error with "your" you should have said "you are the one"... As well I would not call someone dumb when you fail with grammar as well. "Because most of em are people that can't use their head" Em would not be the correct word to use here purple frog. "Em" is a unit of measurement. I believe you intended to use the word "them". A word my three year old cousin can spell. So do not try to act smart on You tube
Im a GIRL firstly. Why dont you just go away and leeave me ALONE! I HAVE ENOUGH CRAP AT SCHOOL ALREADY! sO WHY DONT YOU GO MAKE SOMEBODY ELSE SLAP YOU! dONT EVEN TRY TO ACT LIKE YOUR THE SMARTEST CRAP IN THE WORLD! BECAUSE LITTLE PIRNCESS YOUR NOT! YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY? BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING! NOTHING TO ME AND PROBABLY A TWO MONTH OLD WHO THROWS A FIT EVERY TIME I MAKE YOUR BOYFRIEND MAD! BECAUSE I WILL FIND YOU AND SLAP YOU INTO THE OCEAN. BYE CRAP.
@Nriney123456 OH YEAH AND HONNEY? CAN YOU LIKE STOP TRYING TO PICK FIGHTS WITH PEOPLE? i KNOW HOW TO HIT SOMEBODY AND I WONT HOLD BACK WITH YOUR EFFORTLESS CRAP. OKAY? SO LEAVE ME ALONE OR I WILL NOT HESITATE TO DO SOMETHING TO YOU. SO SHUT UP AND GO PREFORM YOUR ACT AT SCHOOL. THANK THE WATCHER IM NOT AS DUMB AS YOU PEOPLE! SHE SCREAMS AT THE SKY. LEAVE ME THE HECK ALONE! ALRGIHT WE GOT A DEAL? GOOD. I HOPE YOU FAIL ON YOUR NEXT MAJOR TEST. BYE.
@purplefroggytoad Between the two comments you posted I found many spelling mistakes in them lets see here: Leave* should be So* Don't* Princess* Honey* Perform* Don't know who the watcher is but it sounds pretty gay. Why are you getting so mad when you did the exact same thing to someone else. Calm the fuck down you useless cunt
@Nriney123456 you know what? i dont care what you think i can actually use better words than your using seriously WHATEVER! Dont reply i really dont want to talk to your evil body okay?
wow wen u said cuatro u sounded like such a white piece of trash i know ur not but acting like u ddnt know it was spanish sounded so patriotic like if u ddnt care about any other race EPIC
@sasquatch268 who the fuck said mexicans i was just talkin about how he said cuatro made me laugh cuz i have seen many white ppl say things like that toasians even though theyre talkin spanish srry if you missunderstood im not talkin crap to him im just saying its funny
Ok! Ok! Ok! ahahahhh (:
SkipFourSixteen 1 week ago
best prank call ev so bloody hilarious
CodFanatic28 3 weeks ago
i hate this vid
TheAtomicCrew1 4 weeks ago
@TheAtomicCrew1 Why?
ScaryBlueLetters 3 weeks ago
I like how Jared started out with a weird character, but as he grew more impatient, he reverted to his own voice.
Blackbirdness 1 month ago
lol
miguel12915 1 month ago
reminds me of daddy daycare when the smart girl is talking to the asain say "where is hong kong?" lol
Sm0d0ugh 1 month ago
thats hillarious
carrotcake329 1 month ago
ME!
Lindserino 1 month ago in playlist More videos from FridayNightCranks
ninja!!???
awesomekt98 1 month ago
this isn't a prank call this is how I actually order chinese food -_- xD
sugargliderpal203 1 month ago 4
lol like 4 people looked this up after seeing friday night cranks live last night
steelers1996x 1 month ago
it the fucking ninja they were talking about
awesomeness14ify 1 month ago
its the ninja
allstar61997 1 month ago
I'm a ninja
Toonlink123456789 1 month ago
hilarous
MultiDominator11 2 months ago
when he imatated, "huhhhh!" i legit spit out my milk from my nose and i fell out of my chair!!!
etjguitarmaniac44 2 months ago
wanton soup was mentioned 37 times in this video!!!
etjguitarmaniac44 2 months ago 2
why didn't he just ask for two smalls....
DeathNoteZombie17 2 months ago
Awesome quality!!!! *cough* it sucks *cough*
baxterindamouse 2 months ago
@baxterindamouse lol do you really need high definition of three people sitting on a couch?
zombiehunter728 2 months ago 2
did u go to collage
no sir
that explaines everything
i didnt even finish elementary school
you didnt finish elementary school
no
9:10
56FARTMASTER 2 months ago
Ma'am No! lmao
MrsDylanni 2 months ago
"you said yes ten minute"
KayceMaMay123 2 months ago
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
doglover1799 2 months ago
Bahahaha XD "I have to take pills in the rear and if I eat a large or a small I'll die." - "We don' know how to do it!!" XD
beachfairy92 3 months ago
uhh fucking asians these days!
gramabessy34 3 months ago
when he said "heh?" .......i died...
soccernation1994 3 months ago 2
is it just me or is there a muslim ninja next to kristin
cadash123 3 months ago
It's like a cat, mixed with a micro cat, MIXED WITH A STICKY MICRO CAT
kamphychair 3 months ago
ninja!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The177Hunter 3 months ago
i feel like a freikin won ton soup.
famposiom 3 months ago
i wanna meat these guys there mad cool
MrShadow700 3 months ago in playlist MrShadow700's favorites
he says he doesnt know metrics...then he asks for a liter!!! haha
365metal 3 months ago
he says he doesnt metrics...then he asks for a liter!!! haha
365metal 3 months ago
You been on phone QUATER HOUA U GO NAO! *hangs up*
SHADOW5383 4 months ago
Haha Hilarious!
ChitownBhawksNo1Fan 4 months ago
just order two small LOL.
RayRai8262 4 months ago
@PIE32CP that ninja is protecting them from hotdog space invaers trying to steal theyre nose hair so they can manke a nose hair laser to destroy the world....... Duh
AK47VSM162010 4 months ago
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is that osama bin laden?
pulsegang 4 months ago
lmao too funny :)
RENEGADE100000 4 months ago
maam no maam no maam no maam no!!! lol
CrimsonCrusade77 4 months ago
How many people?
ME 1 I WANT ONE FOR ME MEDIUM WONTON SOUP
JAM51023 5 months ago 6
Is that Joe?
owenhartlover2008 5 months ago
This is the best i freakin love it!
hockeygurl515 5 months ago 2
"hello" "HI" lol :D 4:18
TsS7VEN 5 months ago
"hello" "HI" lol :D
TsS7VEN 5 months ago
"Nándào tāmen bù dǒng yīngyǔ ma? E. N. G. L. I. S. H." Can I have a wonton soup! lol thats all I heard. "Wǒ néng yǒu yīgè zhōngxíng de húntún tāng!" MEDIUM! "okay"
tequillaism 5 months ago
Mam no x5 rotfl
strongboyfahad52 5 months ago
Mam no
strongboyfahad52 5 months ago
??? Joe...A mummy...really...or a ninja I cant tell he looks like both a mummy and a ninja. A NINJUMMY. LOL Lame.
thelancebryant 5 months ago
My 24 year old bro watched this and started crying because it was so funny!
GreenBerets44 6 months ago
i know what the hell is with the ninja
crosbyrox8716 6 months ago
Now i want a wonton soup
KonoSetsuYuri 6 months ago
lmao im laughing so hard
IhuntNmyBCKyard 6 months ago
lmao
IhuntNmyBCKyard 6 months ago
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mackandcheese1000 6 months ago
"did you go to collage"
"no"
"well that explains everything" :PPPPPPPP
mackandcheese1000 6 months ago
"Can I have a medium wanton soup???"
"Ok..."
"NOOOO. That was NOT a question!!!....yes it was...but can I have a medium wanton soup? You're confusing the HELL out of me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Lmfao.
TayAmara18 6 months ago
WHY ITS MORE ME! ITS NOT FOR ANY1 ELSE ON THE FACE OF THIS PLANET I WANT A MEDDIUM WANTON SOUP!
oliverrox10 6 months ago
MAAAM NO MAAAM NO MAAM NO MAAM NO MAAN NO
oliverrox10 6 months ago 2
"If I have more than a medium wanton soup I could die." Oh wowww. Lol.
TayAmara18 6 months ago
sure....sure...soup
XXXrokstaXXX 6 months ago
Omg this even frustrates me! This is the dumbest restaurant in the world
DanielleMazziotti1 6 months ago
arggggg...wat??
wikipickle 6 months ago
hahahah i cant fucking breath
omeaga3 6 months ago 8
ahahaahahahah funny
reaperarmyman 6 months ago
this was one of the funniest vid. of him i've seen so far
Zippyzinger2 6 months ago
i heard it
Zippyzinger2 6 months ago
blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
KingSamsonXL 6 months ago
epic fail -_- stupid chinese people
martinjaimes1017 6 months ago
wtf why is there a ninja just chillin there?
xXcarlyandersXx 6 months ago
oops my bad the ninja who looks like a taliban
TheMarines688 6 months ago
wtf is up with the taliban on the left
TheMarines688 6 months ago
Huuuuh? Lmao I take medication in my rear lol. I want a freaking wantan soup
ChrisThaGr81 6 months ago
@TheMayoMan21 actually its at 7:12 but whatever
baxterindamouse 6 months ago
This is hilarious!
MrItsonlymoney 6 months ago
I'd like to place an oardaaaa! LOL
CosmicBanshee7 6 months ago
OMG annoying!!!
Fullhouseallstars100 7 months ago
Thank goodness this restaurant doesn't have a drive thru!
ieuan4real 7 months ago
whats with the ninja????
Greysanatomylover657 7 months ago
Haha I love this!
Theskyysthelimit1 7 months ago
Was it like halloween when they made this cuz the ninja ? lmaooo(: i wanna color him purple xD
BrookiesGettinPaper 7 months ago
mam status : no
jacobjtec 7 months ago
wtf white ninja XD
jacobjtec 7 months ago
@iloveyoupiggyzomuch i agree
blaizzexforever 7 months ago
"the fourth from the bottom next to the chicken" lol
freakymrq 7 months ago
LOLOLOLOLOLO
Anneoox 7 months ago
medium wantom soup
NoAbsolutelyNo 7 months ago
This is hilarious.! XD
Brianna6680 7 months ago
I love when you scream at her.
narutooopizzza 7 months ago
why have you got a ninja sittin' there with y'all??? lol
daniel5176 7 months ago
Ma'am no Ma'am no Ma'am no
iiKArMii 7 months ago
omg am i the only one that heard her say " i think you just trying to be an asshole" haha omg!
baxterindamouse 7 months ago 46
@baxterindamouse what was the time on that?
TheMayoMan21 6 months ago
@baxterindamouse oh found it, guys its at 7:19
TheMayoMan21 6 months ago
@baxterindamouse who said that
jacobjtec 5 months ago
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houstonandLacfan 5 months ago
@jacobjtec Go to 7:15 to 7:17 in the video to hear it
houstonandLacfan 5 months ago
@houstonandLacfan heard it
jacobjtec 5 months ago
@baxterindamouse When?
totalbadass500 3 months ago
Listen to his voice change from 0:03 to 9:25
Legomax18 7 months ago
"Pint-sized or quart-sized?" "Just get me a liter." "Whaaa?"
executor1014 7 months ago
aaaaaaa?
oksooners14 7 months ago
Can anyone tell me what a wanton soup is?
angrygrenade80 7 months ago
What the hell is with the ninja
PIE32CP 8 months ago 73
@PIE32CP you wish you were a ninja!
baxterindamouse 6 months ago
@PIE32CP because ninjas are awesome
RockenGuitarMan 5 months ago
@PIE32CP ninjas are black hes from KKK
gatornation4evr 4 months ago
Incorrect there are white ninjas sir ._.
SHADOW5383 4 months ago
@SHADOW5383 i know but just look its funny
gatornation4evr 4 months ago
now i want wonton soup
Hide4482 8 months ago
STUPID WOMAN XD
AWSOME0123100 8 months ago
nahhhhhhhhhh
MrBajaboy5b 8 months ago
ok. you need to stop.
MrMoneymeister 8 months ago
You're hotttt!
iloveyoupiggyzomuch 8 months ago
@iloveyoupiggyzomuch OMG with a buzz cut
password45671 8 months ago
YES OR FRIGGIN NO!
moneymanextra 8 months ago
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ONE!!!! ME NO ONE ELSE ON THE FACE OF THIS PLANET ME!!!
CountryKid8877 8 months ago
lmao!
TheBlacksheep2020 8 months ago
lol "im really glad im not serious" just made my day XDDD
penguinride3 8 months ago
ONLY SMALL OR LARGE!!!
devinbehm12rokk 9 months ago
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/user/TheSkypePrankCalls check this kid out hes funny as fuck
skullface40 9 months ago
hahaha this is so funny. mam no mam no mam no!
EMBSBABE7 9 months ago
"medium HOLY CRAP" HAHAHA
EMBSBABE7 9 months ago
We only serve small or large. Ok I'll take the medium then. Lmao!!!!
pinklovergal14 9 months ago
can i get a medium wonton soup
lady:ok
NO ITS yesor no question
lady:yess i say ok
lmfaoo
neonstrawberry94 9 months ago
not a very good ninja!! :) ps i heart the voice!!!
XXXrokstaXXX 9 months ago
7:12 <3<3 hahaha:D
SRB2Pheonix 9 months ago
So funny! I subscribed!!
NadasQuestions 9 months ago
Ownage Pranks
The Crank Yankers
Friday Night Cranks
All are AMAZING!
LoveAddictREmix 9 months ago
Girl: Haaah?
Jared; HAAAAHH?! LOLOLOLLLL
MrMario123m 9 months ago
107 ASIANS DISLIKED THIS
malikharden5124 9 months ago
OMG THIS IS SO FREAKIN FUNNY!Subscribed!
lipbalmluvr345 9 months ago
this totally backfired
10valk 9 months ago
I was actually eating a medium wanton soup when i was watching this.. NO LIE
purplefroggytoad 9 months ago
call a haer sallon and ask them if they can cut your back haer
MrTonmot 9 months ago
@MrTonmot umm, dont you mean (hair?) its not (haer) thats just kinda dumb. No offense
purplefroggytoad 9 months ago
@purplefroggytoad ur dumb
WweOverTheLimit 9 months ago
@WweOverTheLimit um excuse me? I don't think you have the right to insult me. And why are you calling me dumb? when you can't spell " you're" seriously, get your IQ and think before you call a person with proper grammar " dumb". Really where are you going with this. It makes no sense. You " think" your safe behind your keyboard. Your not, if somebody really wanted to then they could trace your sorry butt and kill you in your sleep.
purplefroggytoad 9 months ago
@purplefroggytoad thats great for you. shut up and watch the call
WweOverTheLimit 9 months ago
@WweOverTheLimit No, i already did that. Your the one who had the nerve to reply back. Thank the watcher that im not a block head like you. This is another reason why i hate people. Because most of em are people that can't use their head. So my advice would be, you should shut up and go to school. I'm pretty sure they have an opening for you in preschool. if not then maybe you can get a tutor. Because you should really think before calling a person like me " dumb" because im not. You are.
purplefroggytoad 9 months ago
@purplefroggytoad So Mr. IQ,
If you are claiming to be so smart why did you make the same error with "your" you should have said "you are the one"... As well I would not call someone dumb when you fail with grammar as well. "Because most of em are people that can't use their head" Em would not be the correct word to use here purple frog. "Em" is a unit of measurement. I believe you intended to use the word "them". A word my three year old cousin can spell. So do not try to act smart on You tube
Nriney123456 9 months ago
@Nriney123456 well, Mrs. Omega.
Im a GIRL firstly. Why dont you just go away and leeave me ALONE! I HAVE ENOUGH CRAP AT SCHOOL ALREADY! sO WHY DONT YOU GO MAKE SOMEBODY ELSE SLAP YOU! dONT EVEN TRY TO ACT LIKE YOUR THE SMARTEST CRAP IN THE WORLD! BECAUSE LITTLE PIRNCESS YOUR NOT! YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY? BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING! NOTHING TO ME AND PROBABLY A TWO MONTH OLD WHO THROWS A FIT EVERY TIME I MAKE YOUR BOYFRIEND MAD! BECAUSE I WILL FIND YOU AND SLAP YOU INTO THE OCEAN. BYE CRAP.
purplefroggytoad 9 months ago
@Nriney123456 OH YEAH AND HONNEY? CAN YOU LIKE STOP TRYING TO PICK FIGHTS WITH PEOPLE? i KNOW HOW TO HIT SOMEBODY AND I WONT HOLD BACK WITH YOUR EFFORTLESS CRAP. OKAY? SO LEAVE ME ALONE OR I WILL NOT HESITATE TO DO SOMETHING TO YOU. SO SHUT UP AND GO PREFORM YOUR ACT AT SCHOOL. THANK THE WATCHER IM NOT AS DUMB AS YOU PEOPLE! SHE SCREAMS AT THE SKY. LEAVE ME THE HECK ALONE! ALRGIHT WE GOT A DEAL? GOOD. I HOPE YOU FAIL ON YOUR NEXT MAJOR TEST. BYE.
purplefroggytoad 9 months ago
@purplefroggytoad Between the two comments you posted I found many spelling mistakes in them lets see here: Leave* should be So* Don't* Princess* Honey* Perform* Don't know who the watcher is but it sounds pretty gay. Why are you getting so mad when you did the exact same thing to someone else. Calm the fuck down you useless cunt
Nriney123456 9 months ago
@Nriney123456 you know what? i dont care what you think i can actually use better words than your using seriously WHATEVER! Dont reply i really dont want to talk to your evil body okay?
purplefroggytoad 9 months ago
@purplefroggytoad I think you mean You are* or you're
Nriney123456 9 months ago
I usually laugh at these, but for some reason this one kinda makes me irritated. I woulda hung up.
WITJessica09 9 months ago
Sarah Silverman is 100 times hotter and funnier than Kristen..you're still hot Kristen but hey it's the truth.
milkywaycenter 9 months ago
ya i want to know why there is a dude in a ninja suit with a katana?????lol
bigblack1x2 9 months ago
ninja is cool
kidreaping 9 months ago
7:30
SVDawgFanz 10 months ago
"Did you go to college?"
"No."
"OK, that explains a lot."
SVDawgFanz 10 months ago
"neeaah!!"
xNOOBNITUPx 10 months ago
lol
What was your question?
ITS THE SAME FREAKING QUESTION!!!
funny
amazinchiik 10 months ago
7:32 - "neahhh?!"
lmaooooooo
PMDevien12 10 months ago
HOLY SHIT this is one of the best
BasheerImady 10 months ago
It's a yes or no question I said okay LOL
strongboyfahad52 10 months ago
Haha funniest one I've seen...huuuuuuh???? Is jared Canadian or where is he from?
sk8er4life72011 10 months ago
@sk8er4life72011 He's from New York
1997soxfan 10 months ago
@sk8er4life72011 Mutha Frackin' america dude.
CrayonVlogger 8 months ago
i fell off my chair watching this
darrensak 10 months ago
Ahhh ninja
pokegreat 10 months ago
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YES OR NO QUESTION
strongboyfahad52 10 months ago
7:31 LMAO !!!
Leo012345 10 months ago
what kind of fucking meds r u on
TheJake0218 10 months ago
watch this with captions!!!
joereece865 10 months ago
I love how he looses the accent after like 20 seconds
DukeChild002 10 months ago
not watched these in ages forgot how funny these are piss funny =D
UKSKiiLLS 10 months ago
wats up with the ninja
camtotheman01 10 months ago
lol i want wanton soup now :)
Jman2222ify 10 months ago
does the white ninja ever talk, let alone have a face
evrdrandosity 10 months ago
105 people regret dropping out in 5th Grade O.o
MANDIMARIExX 10 months ago
wow wen u said cuatro u sounded like such a white piece of trash i know ur not but acting like u ddnt know it was spanish sounded so patriotic like if u ddnt care about any other race EPIC
chivafighter1000 10 months ago
@chivafighter1000 spanish didnt derive from mexicans, idiot.
sasquatch268 10 months ago
@sasquatch268 who the fuck said mexicans i was just talkin about how he said cuatro made me laugh cuz i have seen many white ppl say things like that toasians even though theyre talkin spanish srry if you missunderstood im not talkin crap to him im just saying its funny
chivafighter1000 10 months ago
You guys are hilariously terribly. X3 Marvelous. :3
ChiyoDiaho 10 months ago
lol kristen has a razr... joe has an awesome suit!!
WweOverTheLimit 10 months ago
Omg hilarious
Jae10233 10 months ago
note to self never watch this while drinking hot tea
CrazyFerret301 10 months ago
Just mute it and watch Jared's expression. LOL
mustange550 11 months ago
note to self: NEVER WATCH THIS WHILE DRINKING MILK
starstruck306 11 months ago
I like wanton soup...
BournePhenom 11 months ago